It iz bettur to deel wif ur kitteh dan to sweep himz unner teh rugz.
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they is lumpy, after awl.
gud poynt!
Conga ratz run owt frum unda teh mat !!
Tehy du a littlol dans dans dans fur carosue nd vanish daon teh hall !!
Wuz dis a nawt-sekund? Congrachulashuns! **Callz owt merri mausies to hand owt kittynip martoonies and givs carosue a sparklee purpil kittynip mausie**
Hao nice uf dem! Fank yu, rattsies!
**merri mausies skurrie off, grateful dey arent beeing nommed**
Ooh! Ooh! Iz I tu laet fur teh kittynip martoonies? I wuz makin a fyoo lolz an lawst trak ub teh tiem!
An hi, jeanniemouse! We’z nevur met! *extends floofy paw uv frenship*
Hai, cinna-crumbs! Ai haz been noo, but aftur today, and maeking so manee noo frienz, Ai feelz liek ai haz been heer forevvur! **hands cinna-crumbs a BIIGGG kittnip martoonie** thankQ fur de welcumb!
Ceilingz tu Betsy – a BIIGGG martoonie! Fanksyoo! I may endz up unner teh rug maiself tonite. Gud fing it’z stil Caturday heer in teh Staetz!
BTW, I tryd tu sendz u a frend reqwest, but teh sistem’z awl kerflooey agen. Wud u liek tu trai frum ur end (or haz u maed enuff frendz foar wun day)?
OHNO! Wun can nebbur hab too manee frienz! Ai dunno why it izn’t working but ai just sent u wun. wut cauzes u to not receeve friendz rekwests?
Dunno wy teh furst wun din’t wurk, butt(!) it did teh sekund tiem. Hoorah! (Mai huzbind wuz havin a similur problolm wif sumwum elss.)
Maek shur dere’z stil enuff martooniez dat u ken hav a BIIGGG wun urself! Iz jus aftur nomz-tiem in Lolz Angloles, rite?
Dat’s rite! An ai cud use a BIIG Martoonie! (Ai sent a e-mayle to teh helpdesk that mai blooness haz stopped wurking.) An jus when ai wuz havin so much FUUNN!
I tryed sumfin diffrent an manadjed tu get arownd teh kerflooeyness, so nao we’z cheezfrenz!
BTW, martooniez wuz a graet ideah! Tu bad teh merrie mausiez runnded awai beefoar we cud awl hav sum snax!
**Cawls bak merri mauses to breeng chokility chip cookeez** Iz wun ob de onlee thingz ai can maek!
*appeerz owt ob nowaer*
wut?? cookeez? waer??
*Handz DK a chokility chip cookee and a BIIIIGGGGG kittynip martoonie* Or wud u prefir a more sordid beveridge???
hmmm…*noms cookee*
*wispur wispurr* technicallee, ai’z nawt quite owld enuff…butt den agen, itz cheezland….
Omai! If da nip iz onlee for leegle-age kittehs, ai iz in trubble! Ai haz given it to wee widdle kittenz!
an teh mousies!
Bloo eyes frekklee nose
Show us all your pinkee toes!
Uh, o…. SPLORT~
Oh nose! Hold on, PJ
Here comes the CCC, with sirens blaring and lights FlAsHiNg
*Sweeps up all the splorted braynes
*Rinses in minerell worter
*Gently, yet very thoroughly pax braynes bake into braynium cavity
*Places head bonez back into place
*Taypity taypity taypity with ducky tape wiv kyute drawringz
*Snaps on a fresh CHRG/wdoi
*Leads PJ to the splort recovery lounge
*Here’s a lovely hawt choklit tu sip. Enjoy!
*DO NOT look at teh kitteh until you feel stronger. K?
Luuk at tehse car mayntnenss manuals tu keap yu saif !!
yu gawt annudah kawl, down LOL….
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Ai wuz awn it liek a flash
!! * Hee, hee *
Ai iz so sorree. My rescue din’t nest den my compooteer actid sillee. (KUDN’T be all de kitteh hayre frum two kittehs on mai lap whyle I type, kud it?) Ai’m glad sumwun wiv moor experiens got to u, PJ.
Eek! Kitteh hayrz in teh ‘puter! We haz foar uv dem (kittehs, not ‘puterz oar hayrez) an I spended harf an owr cleenin teh hayre owta mai key bored dis afturnoon! Prolly got abowt 1/4 uv it.
Dat wuz definitloly NAWT suppozta be a smilie. Wuz suppozta be wun ov dese:
No no no! BAD wp! It was suppozta be a frownie/tung-sticking owt face. Bah.
Hao duz u type wiv FOUR kittehs on U? Wow!
Sumtimz Ai think mai Mainely Coon kan shedd hiz own boddee weight in hayrz! An ai hav lerned to type wiv one kitteh on mai armz an de udder skrunched next tu mi! Ai wud probly be a crazee cat ladee exsept there iz a 2 kitteh limit in mai apartmunt.
Gud fing PB dint sweep teh splorted braynes unner teh rug wif teh kitteh!
komon, man! puel yurseff tugeddah!
OHNO! Ai iz noo and hazn’t done splort fixin yet…
***Findz teh CCC***
Dryves down thredd**
Pikks up PJ’s braynes (Wow, u have LOTZ of dem)!
Washuz dem off in gynger ail.
Pakz Dem back in de CRAYNNYUM.
Finz taypee wiv pichurz of sparklee mausiez on it.
Taypee taypee taypee*
Nao relax obbur here an hav a nice kittynip martoonie an a chocklitt chip cookee.
ONO. Mai resque didn’t nest! Hao can ai move it?
It’z nested otay nd yuu cannut moov it !! * Nowun wurreez
*
neis jawb, JM!
*awfaz teh furree paw awf cheezfrensheep*
ai sens yu frens rekwest…eet bi komun frum ‘azevedan’
Kthxpleiseggsept
Ai wud LUV to be ur frienz. ThankQ so much! (Dis site iz addectiv an a nies remedie after a ruff week at werk)! Ai will luk for it. took me awhile to lern about frienz reswests.
Ai senz wun two jeanniemouse. Ohai! *offers floofy paw frum teh souf land*
Hai Ozcatmum. I got yorz & acceptid! ThanQ. I hazn’t gottin Catena’s yet, tho, so I sent one. Ai am so happee & making lotz of frienz todai.
*waives floofy pawz tu deh west*
Ohai, jeanniemouse adn welkum tu deh Cheezland!!!
Omai! Ai git to meet teh CWEEN???
ThanQ so much! Ai luv it in your Cweendom!
*whispaz* jus remembah…curtsee. awlwais. herz ufny abawt dat.
Omai! **jeanniemouse cawls out de merri mausies and dey all curtsee** forgiv me, Your Cweenship! Pleez don’t nom off mai hedd!
Fanx, jeanniemouse! It b a fine res q! *Sip, nom, sip*
Ai iz glad U R bettur
aiz tryun tu tuffen yu awp.
dat dat dussnt mayk yu splort maykz yur CHRG titah.
oar sumtink lyk dat.
*nods* Ok. Butt (!), I juss splorted…I still in splort recoveree….
**breengs PJ anothur kittynip Martoonie and cookee**
** Paynts PJ’s townayles**
**Merri Mauses waive fethury fanz ovurhead**
Fangees, jeanniemouse, I is still a liddlol weekweekweek.
jus trollun fur kookeez and martooniz, aifinkso!
*peeks one eye open* another kookee would b nice.
*shoots stank eye at catena* more fanning plz, too.
**Cawls the merri mausies to breeng moor cookees and kittynip martooniz for eberywun** (And wundering wai ai kudn’t nest dis under PJ’s repli)..
….pssst….pj….bebe ottahz! WYET wonz!
ht tp://cuteoverload.com/2010/05/13/this-just-in-white-otters/
*gigglols*
yu ken awnlee nest soe depe, JM. iz jus annuda ‘feetshur’ awf teh wurdpres
And den it DUZ nest! HMMM… Owell
OKae…adn soe tu bed fur mi.
niyt, cheezpeeps!
*Covers eyes* You can’t make me look.
Sleep good catena!
liek yu du wiv yor howskeeping !!
Kearful wair yu wokz. we dunt du “sweep” heer cuz iz danjrus.
Awww….
*SPLORT*
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up DK’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed DK’s to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Heerz a fyu nashnul geograffiks tu reed !!
nashnul geograffiks hav sum awsum picshurs – menny splortablol wuns sumtiems!
U be bizzy wiv teh reskews.
Ohai PB.
Ohai OCM !! Taht’s waird mi owt fer teh day !! Ime hedding owt coz it’z sunnee !! BBL
I hidink! Dat mean u not seeink!
*cubberz aiz*
I nawt seeing u!!!
*pokes air next to kitteh*
I nawt touching u!!!
moyr splort-wurthee kittunz:
ht tp://thedailykitten.com/kitten/778/#kitten866_04
Wai tuu mutsh faw tihs tiem of teh mawning
!!
Well fangkyu! Anuvver wai tu yoos up mai dai awn kittehz – juss wat ai knead! *kwiklee wieps linkee frum pyooter*
siytz? yu nedez moyr kitteh siytz?
h ttp://pitterpatsofbabycats.blogspot.com/
ht tp://www.theittybittykittycommittee.com/
htt p://catofthe.com/
ht tp://www.stuffonmycat.com/
h ttp://cuteoverload.com/
ht tp://www.dailykitten.com/
arrgh!!! adn bebe ottahz! WYTE wons!
ht tp://cuteoverload.com/2010/05/13/this-just-in-white-otters/
an don’t fergit kitten wars! Mindless fun, but…addictive!
Prittee Bayjj Kitteh
habz Rawmyoolunn Claokeeng Rug
dat maykz grayt Blankitt!
Rawmyoolunn Cloakeeng
Rug hydez Kitteh berreh well,
but nawtz hydez hurz lump!!
Rawmyoolunn Cloakeeng
Rug nawtz cawst mutch Munneez andz
am berreh coazee!!!
Jack.
berre neis, Jack Deth!
Has yurseff sumtink tu drink.
Blu Rawmyoolunn Ail?
This picture reminds me of how a cat I used to have would attempt to hide from the vet under a towel.
The towel just makes it easier to scoop `em up! (I have a cat that needs medicine daily, so I should know.)
{{BEMiller}}
Dis LOL reminz me of a kwote: “I have to get rid of about a zillion birds before Shelby’s reception this afternoon,or I will have to deal with my wife and I make it a point never to deal with my wife!”
Ohai rhsb! U feelin bedder tudai?
Ohai, Ozcatmum!
Fiziklee, I’m fien. I jest hazza frustraytid wif fings, iz awl.
Fanks foar axkin, tho.
[sneeks up behind Red adn...huggles]
{{{{{{{Red}}}}}}}
Oooh, fanks NC!
I lubs yoo, man! <3
“Steel Magnolias” – such a gud mobie.
kitteh iz traynin foar teh rayce wif teh rahbbit… turtlol kitteh!
stelthee kitteh is stelthee.
oar nawt.
Nawt tu bii sweepin kitty’s under da rug. They will just make a game of it and attack yu ebbertyme yu walk by.
Voyse of egg-speriense, 3km?
Yep. Grayson kitty used tu “hide” unner da rug and attack as yu walked by. Him wuz much fun and full of awsome and win.
An, apparentlee, him lyked playin Kitteh Bomb!
{{{3km}}} I sawwy himz goned. I miss my Josie too.
Aww, poor kitty got swept under the rug!
Nice job on it!
HALP!!!! Ai hazza kitteh prublum!
Mai sweetie Ben keeps goin ballistik and beetin up his brudder whom he has been libbin wif fur 10 yeers! Suddenly purr Bartee cant walk into deh rum widout getting awl beet up. Fur deh furst time tuday, he got his nose skretched. Ben awlso growls an spihts at me, nau, too. Den, affer a bit he is awll cuddles and mai uzual gud ohl Ben. Dey boffe be nootered from furebber.
Der is a liddol girl kitteh recentlee muvved in next door. AI dun tink she have deh opurrashun yet. Cud be she goninto seesin, an Benny furgets he cant do nuffin??
Aneebuddy else habba kitteh dat suddinly keeps going ballistic? Is layte Saturdayl, so ai cant cawl deh vetz nau.
HALP!!!
Jajeh, I nawt kno wut to tell ya. Befoar my Sarah had hur surjeree, hur wentid in2 heet a few times, an teh nayburs (who has 2 boikittehs dat iz nooturd) sed hur nawt affecktid dem. BUT, dey nawt come in2 contack wif eech uthur.
How lawng haz dis been goin awn? How owld iz Ben? Haz dere been enny othur chanjis in himz behayvur? Enny chanjis in himz whirled?
(Lolspeak off) Have there been any changes and stresses in your life too? My older cat (a Maine coon; his picture is my avatar) started scratching up my younger, smaller one when I was going through a very difficult time. Once my own life stabilized out, they got along great again. But they are both very sensitive to my mood.
**eers perk up**
Yoo haz Mainely Coon?
WANT!
My Mainely Coon iz verri floofy and sweeet, but gettin old
so nawt as big and floofy as he wuns wuz. Hez bin nawt helthy lately eether. But still a grate kitteh. And LUVS everiwun (but teh v-e-t).
I LUBS teh Mainely Coon kittehs.
My Dini mite has sum Mainely Coon in hur, butt who knoes?
BTW, I nawt finkso wii has meetid befoar. **offurs floofy paw of frenships** Welkum to Cheezland!
thanQ so much! Ai luvs it heer! Eberywun iz so nais!
I gots no advise awn dis wun. My kittys go awl ballistik awl da tyme, is nuffing new in dis howse.
If it iz just happen tudai, culd it bii a weather change. When there is a storm blowin in or other big change in atmospheric pressure myne kitties akt awl different.
ai has hurd dat eh neuw kitteh chanjus teh pekkun oarda awf teh kurrant kittehz, sumtyemz kawsun probblumz, butt(!) dis iz eh naybohr kitteh! berree stranj.
I’z wif rhsb awn dis wun, WRT teh paws ability dat dere mite be sumfin elss goin awn wif Ben. Haz u askded ur vet abowt dis? In mai eggsperienss, kittehs’ behavyors sumtiems chaynge wen det getz oldur doo tu a glandular condishun. (Wun uv mai guyz, uu crost teh bridj 4 yrs ago, develupd hyperthyroidism an wun uv hiz behavyorlol chaynges wuz tu start jumpin awl ovur ebrywun in teh howse. He wuz abowt 13 at teh tiem.)
Dis iz teh onlee sudgestion I hav. Pretteh mutch teh awl teh advyss I ken offur dependz upawn hao old Ben iz. He duz sownd liek a compleet sweeti-pye!
Cinna-crumbs, ai jus had mai Mainely coon treeted for hyperthyroidism. An I aigree abowt teh behavur change! He iz doin much bettur nao.
Eggslollent! Dat’z gud to heer. Wen wun kitteh in a multi-kitteh howsehold haz difficultiez, it definitlolly upsetts teh dynamic uv awl teh kitteh relayshunshipz. It’z eeven worsze iffn teh wun wif difficultiez iz teh oldest an/oar teh alpha kitteh.
Jajeh, dis iz anudder reezun tu chek wif teh vet soonur rathur den laytur. Teh longur Ben’z aggressiv behavyor persistz, teh moar teh situayshun iz goin tu affekt Bart in a negativ way, wif potenshul long-turm conseqwenses. If dere’z a medical solushun (as oppozed tu an envyronmentul wun ), u may wanna start teh treetment rite away.
Fairy-moan collur duin WUNNERS fur mai jekyll-hyde Ben! Bartee gets une tunite.
Could be Ben smells something new and isn’t happy. May or may not be the girl kitteh. Or has something else happened in the home? Food change? Litter change? Or, something stressful in your life (work or personal)? Many things can affect kitteh behavior. I wish PK was here – she would have more info than me.
Fank oo fur help! Ai contack online vet laz nite an he didnt tink is any tin moor den juz feline fightin an reckimend Feliway. I got anuderr branda fairy-moan – a collar – and put on Benjamin an he awl relaxed awlreddy. Didn ebben objeck to collur! Dey fite ober hu gets deh window sill mostlee, aifinjkso – dat seemsta trigger deh argumenz. AI cud take deh ac outta de udder window and led dem hab dat window too, but deh ac awl pleh wid burdee-doo!
Nuttin different here. Deyawleez argu a liddul, but(!) naut lieke nau.
Laz nite, Ben awl purrs n cuddles, den he goes in teh tunnel ware he had deh bad tieme erlier, an startz hissin an grawlin. Den he cums out, awll purz an cuddles! Ai bought dem sum fresh catnip wich dey bofe enchoyed. Shoppin fur mohr fairy-moan stuff ta make dem feel gud,.
Tanks fur deh help!
We livz tu serv! Wel, moastly we livz tu serv teh kittehs, butt(!) u kno wut I meen.
Dat fing abowt Ben havvin a bad tiem in teh tunnel – enny ideah wut dat’z awl abowt? Mebbe Bart wuz awlreddy dere? Oar lefft sumfin dere?
Deh tunnel fng – he went in der to hide and chill durin fight, but he kept growling and hissing. Den later, bad memree, aifinkso!
Tonite, is awlso so QUIET here! Deh fairy-moanz seem to wurk! Hopez it coninues.
at wisshez dat ai culd swiip dis re-do essai unner teh rugg…..ai reelee duz….
(Off subjict) Cheezfrenz, mai bloo name has stopped leeding to mai profyle so peeple can’t send me mesajs or (da Horrorz) friendz rekwests! Hao can ai fix it?
okaiz…*puttz awn GH(Geek Hat)wpoi(w penguinz oi)*
yoo knoez wen yoo goez tew puttz a cawmint, dere iz 4 arreaz tew type?
teh nawt-secund izz fur teh naem dat ebbereewun seez, teh neggst iz fur yur emao addrezz, adn teh neggzt iz fur teh website? (teh lasst beyink fur yur cawmint)
okaiz, inn dat arrea wear yoo putt teh website, yoo shuld insurt teh URL fur yur profyle. Tu du dat, goez tu yur profylol payje, adn neer teh tawp ob yur screen, yoo shuld sii an addrezz, startink wiff “http://”. Coppee dat, awl ob it, adn awn yur neggst cawmint, paysste wut yoo coppeed intew waer yoo put teh website in.
Unless WP dessides tew nom it (wich it duz nao adn den), teh bloo shuld den linkify tew yur profylol!
didd dat mayke anne sense? Ai hoepz sew…
ohz…*remoobz GH(wpoi)*
uddurwaize, nobudee wudd unnerstayund wut ai’z sayink…heh…
Aifinkso it werked! ThanQ so much! Aidunno if peeps can leev messajz but at leest it links to mai profyle. (Wi nao retern U to ur regulerli skedjuled thredd).
peepz can bii leebink messijiz iff dem biiyink cheezfrenz wiff yoo..
… an yesh, it wurkd dat tiem.
Yew can nawt deel wif kittehs Monty.
Dey doan negotiate. Iz kitteh’s way oar teh ohaiway.
If under teh rug iz ware hii wants tew bii, den under teh rug hii stays.
Nao bring gushifud adn sordid bevridjez tew my new lair.
**Trys to pickshur whut a sordid beveridje wud luk liek**
**skurriez into kornur**
lol! aifinkso ai getz itt…
den agen, ai mite nawt….hmm…
Ai no iz lolspeek, but that phrayz haz alwayz buggd me! Then agin, ai’m teh wun gibbing eberywun kittynip martoonies…
yoo gawtz a poynt dere…
Sordid? I fink is short for assorted, butt(!) souwndz a liddlol more
dirty“colorful” this way.[hands PJ uh Martini wif olive juice]
Dirtee martoonee! You rock, nc!
Wood Secks Awn Teh Beech kwalify?
1 1/2 oz vodka
1/2 oz peach schnapps
2 oz cranberry juice
2 oz orange juice
Add vodka and peach schnapps to a highball glass over ice. Fill with equal measures of cranberry juice and orange juice, and stir.
Dis thredd haz bin rayted PG-13…
OHH!! aim’s triing nao!
Dis wuz mint for DK. DK, thanQ so much! I hoep iz wurking nao an peeple can frenz me an talk to me!
ai goawtz tew teh fren requezt annuddur wai…ai yoozed wut teh URL wudd bii liek adn typed dat inn…but wuddebbur…
Hmmm…nestink fayull…darn yoo, WurdPrezlol!
Wellz, itt lukks liek yur linnk werks nao…
Yep! Gud job everyone!
[luks intew kittehs eyez]
Ai fink kitteh iz trying to hippotize mii.
Yew awr getting berry sweepy
[has sudden urge tew broom teh kitchen]
Whyle yor at it, can yew get teh milk rings frum under teh fridj?
kthx
Testing. . .
Aeiou!!! Ai haz a blue!!! Ai haz an eggsited!!!
Fankees fur teh helpz, DK!
Nao hao dew ai getz mai pikchur tew show up???
Ohai, rae! I can sees yer profile; butt (snerk) is your pikchur a tuxie kitteh? Dat’s wat I see, on yer profile.
If yuu ar wonting an avatar awn teh cawmints, go tu wordpress.com adn create a naccount nd blog, tehn yu can lode a pikky nd set yor bloo ‘dress frum tehre. See teh Cryer foar moar ‘strukshins.
Tehre’s lots tu reed nd itz harf-wai daon teh paig:
ht tp://cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/majik-trikz/avatarz-adn-bloo-namez/
Awww I haz cum laytlie AS USUAL, jus sayin’ POOR BEBBEH dat needs tew hyde under rugz… KARPET PET is lurkin…DO share TLC wif ‘em.
Ai hazza eggsited!!!
Sumwun, sumwear in dis fred menshund bebbeh wite otterz at teh Bloo Planit Akwaryum in TTI- an ai fownd owt ai wil be 7 miels frum it!! Sew, ai am THERE!
Ai kno Blu Planit! It’s 5 minit form wehr Ai libbed, in Chesher, an ryt by Cheshire Oaks (google it – shopping!). Eezi to get to form Chester, too. CXhester zoo is pritty gud too, yu can ryd teh monorayl rite ober awl teh annimulls!
Aha! Sew a dai ov animlols in Chester an neerbai iz awn teh lizt. Fanks, Ambercat!
Ai hazza jellus.
U LIV in TTI! Y u jellus?? We noe hav otterz heer.
Yool bi ablol tu si hao teh otter harf livz !!
* wotch owt, tehy iz prolly meen nc vishuss liek kowalas
*
Ohai PB! U noe, ai nebber eben held a kowala! Scene plenny, butt(!) nawt wyld heer. Onlee at teh zoo.
An ai cawls maisalf an ozzi.
RL gets in de wai ob sew menni ob de thnigs wede reely liek tu du, duzzint it?
Yesh. Teh werk wont eben pai meh unles ai goe tu it!
“Wun powabawl…..” U hav taht lotto in TTI AO?
Plais ebbry week…. Wun dai, wen ai is a millyon air, ai will go to lotsa playsis ai has onli seen on de tellybishun [an ai will pay sumwun else tu du mai pleh hauswerk].
Tehy’re wyld; tehy’re nawt ment tu bi held !!
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* Wi get em in teh bak yaad at teh beech haus