
Barney the Dinosaur’s not so bad, now that they’ve turned him into a couch.
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Barney the Dinosaur’s not so bad, now that they’ve turned him into a couch.
Picture by: LOBorders Caption by: mgm
Rawr!
Perplosawrus!
Peeplol sor us ?? Whu mi ?? Ai nebber yoinked taht kitteh, no sur !!
Congratz OCM nd Annipuss awn yor laitest tie !!
* Mi internetz iz slode daon liek it tihnks itz goen tu slepe
*
Puddy sez dat teh 0s an 1s get stukk in teh innerchoobs an dat maeks it slo doun.
Shawly in tihs dai nd aig tehy cud but sum moar bitz intu binery ??
Wot abowt uzing cullered elektronz ?? Wi cud paint sum whiet nd sum bloo nd sum grene nd sum purplol, ect, ect ??
Wud hab tu bi kwik wit the payntbrush ai egspekt !!
* PB cud win a no bull prize foar tihs nd bi teh ritsh
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Sownds moar liek an Ignobel priez 2 me!
* Hee, hee !! *
the 0s can get through the intertubes ok, but if you get a lot of 1s together, they can cause a blockage when the tubes bend…
Jussed a mattar ob plumming, tehn
!!
Ohai OCM, Congrats!
Ohai Annipuss! Wat a prittee grai kitteh!
An thanks.
Him’s cumfee naow
Hiz wiggloling daiz ar ober
!!
Hiz exstinked nao butt(!) himz duznawt smel *eggcept ob cat
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Corse him duzn’t stink – him’s ex-stinkt!
.. unliek teh sabre-toof descendint garding himz remaynz
!!
Ol saber-toof lukks a littlol off-gard rite nao.
Sleapin awn teh job!
Ai juss gawt hoam on teh bicyclol nd mi strai caim tu mete mi at teh frunt doar so ai left teh screne open nd shi waytid til teh bak doar wuz open, tehn wawked thru teh plaic liek shi ownz it.
Sew ai gawt owt a harf-can ob gushi fud frum brekfust (itz a lait dinatiem nao) nd serbed it up on hur plait owtside ..
… sew shi cud tern up hur noze at it and sit awn teh steps til ai fynd sumfing moar tu her lyking
!!
It semes teh saber-toof mai hab becum egstinkt dyuu tu being tuuu mutsh ob teh fussy-cat !!
Ai dinnt noes ur strai camed inna hows! Duz she du dat berry mush???
Hi LOW
!! Twu or free tiemz nao nd onli if teh parf iz free awl teh way fru nd owt !!
Ai trapt hur insied larst weke nd shi bangd intu tihngz nd mewed liek teh trapt kitteh taht shi woz until ai let hur owt. Ai tihnk shi bi an owtsied kitteh fur lief !!
Hao u iz, LOW ??
Berry gud! Mai bois rugby teem wun yisterday nd ai gotta sunburn onna noes sittin in teh sun watchin teh game!! Haow is PB did ebenin?
Ime teh gud
!! Did a faw ower ried nd gawt hoam in teh dark but ive gawt gud biek lites nd kepe awf teh hiwayz (moastly) !! Congaz awn teh rugbee win nd ai hoap yu nawt got a claon noaz nao, hee hee
!!
Dat sownds laik teh wunnermus biek ried! Faw owers! Teh rugbee win wuz teh egg-sitin nd mai mawm nd daad wached it tu. Mai noaz iz teh otay!
Jest a widdlol peenk!
Sew teh snoe haz awl gawn nao, LOW?
Yesh nd teh rayn foar naow tu! Yisterday wuz teh nawt sekund naice dae inna weekweekweek! Haow izza wedder doawn unner?
In mai harf iz stil warm an sunnee mostlee, butt(!) we had RAYN a cuppla daiz ago. Kittehs wer terrifride – ferst rayn sins a beeg hailstawm 2 munfs ago.
Nites ar cawld suddnlee – ai hav wool slippas awn.
It wuz 14C/57F wen ai leffed hoam at 1pm, sew ai had mai winta bike cloabz awn. * Doan wanna dye frum teh coald in teh win chil fackter
*
Mmm teh toastee slippahs! Ai steell goez tu bed wiffa sox on butt (!) ai kicks dem awf inna nait. Yisterday ai fownd free pares ov teh sox inna sheets!!!
Stai teh waorm PB! Ozcatmum haaz teh wool slippahs if yu needs sum!
Bwahahaha! Ai hazza funnee piktur inna hed ob PB onna biek wif beeg fuzzee woolee slippahs onna feets! Floofflooffloof!!!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhh !!Hee, hee !!Eben funnyer – mai feetz ar reelee smorl, sew mebbeh wun skippa wood fit himz toae onlee!
* Ai kno ai bean nown tu trip awn mai oan twu featz, butt(!) taht’z jus taikin it tuu farr, OCM
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Haaaaaaaaa! Yeshyeshyesh eben funnyer!! Floofy slippahs onna beeg toe! Oar…. mebbe dey wood fit hims hole feets when hims wuz…… six????
Taht’z wie tehy am corld UGG Buuts !!
* Ai wuz sew uglee az a kidlet, ai had tu wair a Nug Buut awn mai hed faw moast ob teh day !!
Wen ai wuz in ohai skuul, ai had tehy put teh Ugg Buut awn nd ive warn it ebber sinss
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Ooops, typoze !! Butt(!) yu get teh eye deer !!
Ai dowt it! Noes kidlets iz teh uglee! I’d hab tu see tu sai foar shur, tho……..
Oooh, luk ober tehre !!
* runzawaiwivakwikness *
Hee, hee
!!
Wait, whut, whut whut!!!! D’oh! Ai’m teh nag, jest ask mai bois! Luuk owt!
Taim tu get reddy foar teh werk! Bye!
Sea yuu, LOW !!
Bai. Hav a gud werk dai.
Fred nd Wilma ar prolly owt ob teh howse ??
Fred an Wilma wer lukky tu hav anudder dyno soar as dere pet. VERREE lukky! (Him wuz Dino.) Barney wuz dat gai in teh purplol spongiferus dyno soar cosztuum hu had hiz own tv show fur teh kiddys, remmembr?
(altho it jus occurd tu me nao dat, yesh, he DID hav teh saem naem as Fred & Wilma’z naybor, didn’t he?!)
Aha !! Anubber childehuud waistid in frunt ob teh telly
!!
Oh, no no no no! No no no! I wuz all growd up wen Barney maed hiz day byoo! An it seemd nawt onlee I, butt(!) EBRY adult hatedz him! He had dis reeeeeely cloying, reeeeeeely u-biqwitus lil song uv welcum, set to teh tuun uv “Dis Old Man” … O, I jus KNO dat’z gonna bee stuk in mai hed awl daye nao!
Ennyway, dat’z wy he’z bettr as a cowch.
* Akshuly, ai wuz tihnking ob Teh Flinstoanz *
If onli wi cud tern teh rest ob the Wigglolz intu cowchez …
*Phew!* In dat caes, YESH! I wil happlolly admit tu havin spent owrz an owrz in fronna teh tv as a kidlet. Flinstoanz, Gilligan’z Isloland, Brady Bunch… yep, dat wuz me.
Nao. As fur teh Wigglolz: I ken qwite joyflolly staet dat I’z manajd nevur tu subjekt mai eerz tu dem! An I’z rite dere wif u in finkin bowt hao dey mite maek sum fetching davenportz. I may eeven hav an up oldstery man hu’d du teh job – wayt fur it – fur a song!!
I bet himz smelli D:
Iffn Ai want 2 hab lunsh 2dai, Ai’d beddur get owt! Bai!
Bai Anni
!!
Bye bye Anni.
Ai lubs mai cowch, mai cowch lubs mee, we’s teh happee fambily!!
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
Bwahahahahahahahaha! Dat’ll stik inna brain for ebber! Mai bois watched dat infernal sho when dey wuz widdlol nd ai’m still inna terapee frum it!!!! Jest kiddin! LOL!
Purpull Dinosawr
hawnted Kitteh’z dreemz untilz
Kitteh habdz eenuff!
Kitteh stuudz awn hyndz
legz andz went “Pew! Pew! Pew!” andz
attakkdtz Dinosawr!!
Kitteh fawtz andz fawtz
Uglee Purpull Dinosawr,
den Kitteh woakz up!!!
Kitteh’z kwyte happee
wiffz himmself. Wundurrz wayr t3h
Purpull Cowch cummdz frum?
Kitteh beeleebz in
showeengz awff himz troafeez. T3h
Cowch amz kwyte cummfee!!
Kitteh duz nawtz knoez
dat Purpull Cowch amz reelee
maydz ubz Nawgahyde!!!
Jack.
Taht’z a grait stawry, Jack !! LOL
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poor barney!
How many Naugas died to make that couch?