
I tried.. I gibbed it almost 6 monfs, Don’t want it. Send it back! But keep dis comfy chair fingy.
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I tried.. I gibbed it almost 6 monfs, Don’t want it. Send it back! But keep dis comfy chair fingy.
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kitteh haz a jelluss
Congrats, PB! Cumpooter muss hab spedd up!
Ai tihnk ai bean awn it fer teh larst fore owerz, sew itz wawmed up fer shaw
!!
Thx Anni !! Itz teh nawt-sekkund nawt-sekkund ive had in a lawng wile sew ai hab a littlol grin !!
*snerk* Yor pooter hab vacuum tubes PB?
[pikshurs kawtent kitteh sitting awn PB's web masheen]
Congarats awn yor furthest frum teh bottom.
Engrish muffin w/orinj marmalade? Ai jes made uh plate.
NO !! Nuffin tu see heer
ht tp://www.abc.net.au/science/slab/csirac/default.htm
Thx NC !! It wuz a dis cushion wi wer habbin awn teh larst lol
!
Tehre’s muffin ai wud lyke moar !! * Plzthx
*
OIC
[goez tew
eavesdroplook at last lol]Corngratz awn ur sewlow, PB!
Thx Ozcatmum !! Teh innertoob plumming wuz werkin wel
!!
Bebbeh stinks
It’s hims strap-awn lidder boks…
Warez Brian? Adn why iz dis bank vault cawpeted adn furnished?
Kitteh prifurrz cumfurt 2 cumpanee!
Um, mi tuu !! * Hee, hee
*
Cumpanee’s bin grate, butt(!) aim awf tu bed. Stil hav a feber an shayks. Hubby an sun bofe awai sew bedder du teh rite fing.
Nite nite.
G’nite OCM , hoep u feal beddur in teh mornin.
Nai nai, OCM !! Yew gotta shayk taht feber
!!
Hoap yew kep duh ruhseet.
Don’t caer if wil grows up an bring noms lader. Send bak. Den kin cawl taek-owts.
Kant blaem kitteh… Kant stand bebbehs eeder. Hear’s to U, kitteh! *Sipz her tee*
Ai can stands bebbehs.
*runzawaywifakwikness*
[stands bebbeh wif uh rattlol neggst tew mikrofone tew torment Saki]
[attachis recorder to mikrofone sos ai kan plaibak at nc66 in midlol ov nite]
*runszwaiwifakwikness*
[stumblolz in neggst morning blud shot adn exhausted]
WTH!
Awl nite ai dreamt dat ai wuz uh member ob an awl maraca band.
Mai werk heer iz dun!
Shmoos to yus, NC66 – gots to go duz important errinds (pik up kitteh litter, nip, treets, oh yes an sum hoomin fuds…)
C-ya later 2M. Hab phun stormin duh market.
Jurrks
Liddill Skwishee Wun
taykz attennchunn awayz frum
jelluss Ornjj Kitteh!
Liddill Skwishee Wun
amz a lawtz lyke Bebbeh Kitteh.
Duzzn’t knoez a lawtz!!
Liddill Skwishee Wun
knoez t3h fikkz amz in. Eeben
ifz Kitteh duzzn’tz!!!
Liddill Skwishee Wun
willz getz beegurr andz taykz cayr
ubz sly Ornjj Kitteh!
Clebburr Ornjj Kitteh
willz sune habz a Minnyun 2
teeze andz bawss arowndz!!
Liddill Skwishee Wun
willz introdooce Kitteh 2
sweet forbidden Nomz!!!
Jack.
*snerk* skwishee wun
forbidden nomz!?! [pawnders]
Fur mai nawt sekund kitteh, dey wus yogurts. Spune fur me, lik fur Oboe, spune fur me, lik fur Oboe.
Oh! Oh! Ai gawt it. GéMeaux lubs choklick ice cream.
Ai kin barely keep her away wen ai yam eating a bowl.
Theobromine poizuning! DO NAWT WANT!
NO! skwishee wun NO! *stern look*
Duz she rly liek chonklit bedderur? Oboe didnawt seem to caer wut flaver yogurt (an he liked icy creems, tu) he had – “just the milk, ma’am.”
Shii will readily adn enthuziastikloly stik her face in N-E bowl ob icy creems, but wen iz choklick, adn ai hab tew shoo her, teh pointy endz kum owt, adn shii tries to pull teh bowl owt ob my hands.
o an doze cullurfull shynee tois, ai’ll keyps dem tu.
Yu eber notiss hao mush teh bebbeh hoomin tois luks liek goggie tois? An tehn the bebbeh gets biggerer an teh tois start to luk liek kitteh tois? See – kittehs moar deble…devlop…moar growed-up tahn goggies!
Yu shure taht’s the kitteh talkin an not teh hoomin mama?
Yesh! Iz boaf uf dem, aifinksew!
Jellus kitteh has a jellus…an a gud sense ob smell. Blarg…bebbeh stink kills kitteh…
Halp! Teh monster gots me! It’s all drooly…and small, and….stinky? now I haf to clean my fur again! Droolystinkysmallish thingy ish so confusing!
Awww, kitteh will lern to luv babeh. Sumdai.
Aihoap Ai can has babeh sumdai. Aihoap mah kittehs wil liek babeh. Wunce Ai had kitteh hoo luvd babehs, but her past awai
Cute kitteh!
Cute baby is cute.