I was spayed and all I got was a baloon
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Congrachewlayshuns, anni.
Conga-ratz, annipuss! (sry…I duz not have conga-ratz, but I haz merri mauses! Will dey do?)
awww…dey luuk sew kayute!
Thx fur teh congrats! Ai haz 2 go get mai dinnur. Bai fur naow!
Blloon? Dere wuz bloonz? Ai NOED teh horspittal fergettid sumpfing whin ai gotz– win ai wuz— o nebbermynd!
No fair!
ITA
Den it poppd!
nooooooo! *snifflesnifflewaaaah*
Iz ok. I haz more fun wif de peeses! ***bat…swat***
Oooooo, maybeh I can haz fun too? I’ll go find a stack of paper that is probably extremely important to mah hooman, and den we can haz confetti!
Wheeeeee! Pleez join in!!! My two kittees luvz plastic baggeez. (Espeshully if dy turns de trash ovur to gitz dem!)
Iz funni! Just now I herd a crasshhh in de kitchun, and I ran in…u can guess de rest… (Gitz broom and dustpan)
Could’ve at leest given meh a sticker wif Elmo on it too…
anna hello kitteh bandayd
an..an…ai wantd a green bloon *sob*
Doan criii bf473, heers a hankkiii.
Anna sparkloly ribband to plai wif insted.
**Givz bluefans473 a biiiggg green bloon. Bluefans floots waaayyy uppp into de ski***
wheeeeeee!
*getz a loded pee shoota out an taeks aim at de biiig green bloon*
*scorez a hit*
*pop*
*bf473 wizzis around de ceiling*
*AO careflolly places a cushin in de plays ware bf473 forls to de ground*
**jeanniemouse gitz bukkit readi in case diz wuz too wyld a ride for bf473**
whizwhizwhizyeeeehaaaah! *uzez red caip azza parrashoot an floetz gentlee daown*
I iz glad u landid safely! **givz bukkit bak to lolrus**
u..u…U had lolrus’s bukkit awl dis tyme?
O teh hayuge manatee!
OHNO! Lolrus lent it tu mi in kase u wuz kweezy after de balloon ryde! I wood NEVR be dat meeen!!!
(…Akshully I sneeked it awai while he suz snoozin, but I’m shur it wud have bin fine wiz him…)
*swim swim swim*
And, my dear Bluesfan, I’ll have you know that huge manatees rarely steal buckets from fellow aquatic creatures. Hmph! The very idea!
oh, the pun!
*batbatbat*
OOOH! Dont bat wiz de pointy enz owt!
sorree! Ai wuz battin mai noo sparkloly ribbin wile flyin wif mai noo green bloon. Multi taskin, ai kan dew it!
AWSUM! Wish I cud!
*offas flooffeh paw of frendship*
Ohai jeannimouse, ai donut think weev met befoar. Wud yoo liek wun ob dees flowti bloons wif sparkloly ribbands. Itza lubbly yella bloon dat luks liek de sun up in de skii.
*joins AO in offerin floofy paw uv friendyshipz*
I wud LUV it! ThanQ so much!!! Iz veri pretti. I luvz yello and sparklolz! I haz bin lurkin an jus reesently got brave enuf to post!
We are so glad you did jeanniemouse! Welcome from the shadows of lurkerville to the sunlight of this happy place!
*offers flipper of friendliness*
I iz sooo glad I iz heer! Iz wonderful now dat I iz posting! No one noms anywun here!
Ohai jeanniemouse! Plz 2 assept mai flooffee paw in walkum!
thanQ! I haz bin in AAWWEEE uv how fastees ur fingurs an brayne are! I happnd to log in jus as dis lol psted an I typed fas as I cud…an u were dere alreddy! U iz smart!
Dass kind uv u. Ai haz had lossa praktiss an lossa spaer tiem!
Poor kitteh
He gets spayed, and no one came to the after-party 
mai invite musta got lost in teh mail. Ai wud haz brot kitteh a whole caik maid uv toona
Can wi throw kitteh a parti? How duz one throw a parti heer?
U jus putting owt teh Virtue Al fud an inbites ebbrywun! Wi lubs teh parti heeer!
Tho maybee werks bester if iinvyte iz ohai upp in teh kommints so peeps can seeing it, aifinkso. Iz a sad wen gibs a parti an nobuddy shoes.
ThanQ Ai am lerning how things werk. Practizing mai lolspeak too!
Dis kapshun iz purrfekt wif teh luuk awn poor kittehs faise! Wel dun Tijaboo!
at leest yu diddunt git teh kone uv shaym.
*bat-bat-bat* *Pop* WHEEEEE!!! *flies awai*
Duz u need teh cushuns an bukkit? Ai can ask de lolrus if ai kan borro it agin.
No…I is fine *flies around room* DIS IS FUN!
U iz bettur dan mi! I wud need teh bukkit!
*offurs dramameen anna glars ov worta*
Heer, jeanniemouse, taek wun ob dees den yoo kin go fliiiiiing if yoo wonts tu.
*offurs brown paypa bag a swell, just in cayse*
O goodee!!! **takes dramameen an wortza Fliis off wiz big yella baloon from upthreed.** Wheee…ooopps… **Grabs paypa bag**
Nawt ebbin a snorgle? Puh.
I can has a bloo string?
I no haz bloo streeng but I haz a fuzzy bloo kittynip maus! **Givs pj de maus***
Fankeez!
*Bat bat bat…snorglol*
Aaaaaaawww!! Is so sad!!! I no how she feelz, tho… *very gently kitteh cuddl*
Awww…poor behbeee kitteh…Ai snuggles yu litely,K? *rappin yu in littul blankee* Whut an ordeel huh?
vollies not kitten I can relate toos …..hugz nomss and warmmilk helps cheers you up
Hugs tiem!!
Ohai ebreewun! Awf thred but brakying nooz! (Ai hoap hee duzznt mynd sum publisitee!)
*Trumpit fanfayre*
Teh bery awsum Philtudor haz maid a noo site cawld cheezpetz, u can maik an album uv pics uv ur furree frends, nawt jus kittehs, goggies, hammysterz, horsies an watnot r welkom! Iffen u doan haz anee fur baybies u kan stil joyne an see the albums uv pics. Nawt posytibe iffen u kan see teh albums wif owt signin up (iz free!) butt (!) aifinkso.
Mynd teh spaise!
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heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Hazeleyes6996, podcat, EbilTwilightPrincess, an DarthMommy an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd many sordid cuppiecakes wif fansee frostings, iskreem, frooty party punch, lots ob baloloons!, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht glo in teh dark, trol dollz (teh gud kind wif teh brite-colurd hair) taht say happy fings wen yoo skweeze tehm, kandee, an raynbow sparkly smilee face stikkers!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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remember, teh goodie bags are for all teh party guests! an thers wun for teh pore kitteh too
O.O
Fankyu, burfday fairy!
Ai nebber fot in a millyun elebentee yeers taht teh wun an onlee wunnermouse burfday fairy wood kno mai birfdai!
I has a big happee!
*noms cuppiecake*
Happee happee burfdai tu yu, DarthMommy!
dansdansdans happeetayle fur yu!!
Fankyu!
*dansdansdans too*
Happy burfday, dear DarthMOmmy – ai ackshully wrote u on mai calendar, but didn’t check it today.
Woot for teh burfday fairy for not furgetting anywun!
Oh, and ai can has kitteh clock for u, DarthMommy. U noes cuckoo clock? Well, wif this clock a kitteh strolls out at the full hour and goes MEEEEOOWWW to remind u it be time for gushifuds and snorgles. Hope u liek it!
Ohai Upfi, owr favrit catlolpillar!
Ooooh, a kitteh klok! Hao kewl! Gushifuds an snorgles everee howr–berry kewl!
ai can has tradebakkz, plz??
awwww babee needs a hug
That face is excellent: just the right amounts of disappointment and disgust :3