You have woken me… and where is your offering…?
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Mai offuring tu yu, oh Great Kitteh, iz a hooge playt ob sushi. Der iz sammun, toona, yelloetayl, shwimp, adn awl yore fabrits. Adn a bowl ob catnip oil to dip dem in.
b shur 2 bring lotza wasabi 4 da goggie. iz fun 2 watch himz when da steem comez outta himz floppi eerz.
TOONA!!
U shudn’t waek me unless u bring noms
Noms iz alwayz gud! Conga ratz on our five-way tie!
It beddur be gud, or u will pay!!!
dat wil b elebeny sense.
kthnxby
You are banned from my cuteness
…until you bring me the propurrr offeringk.
ummm…any noos on the cweenmj’s consort?
Cween postid yestidai dat him wuz improoobed – nuffin 2dai awn her blog.
fangs. I just chek’d her blog.
dat iz guud kwesstyun…
so what’ll it be? cheezburger for me, or pointy endz for you?
Did u reely fink u wuz gonna git awai wif dis?
Kitteh getz a gentlol *boop* on teh dark spawt on himz noze!
teehee…ai shud submit dis tew ‘lern from mai fail’ butt (!)….
Wen u deeside tew ware ur noo ‘I boop ur noze’ t shurt tew wurks bee sertin taht EBREEWUN wil taik it az an invite tew boop U awn teh noze, inkludin ur groop leeder. An iffen it happins tew bee a nite wen ur allergiez r aktin up…wel, teh results mai nawt bee pritty!
Dis is whi yoo shud nevva, nevva ware a ‘suthun cumffit’ teashurt. Juss sayin, dis happend [in de 19aytees] tu sumwun onna coach trip ai wos on. Ai certinlee lerned frum her fayl.
oooh sownds inneresting , wud lyke tu heer abowt it sumtyme tho
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*runsawaiwifaqwikness*
yu bet ai has, kitteh. remembah las nyte at free a.m.?
*nods* Of coarse! That’s when I was using ur belleh as a tramploline. Whut about it?
Kitteh finalee caught himz tale. Tookim awl nite. Nao he’z tu sleepee to merember wot he waz gonna do wiffit. *sigh.*
izza berree kyuut tayl tew!
My offerin is scritchies and cuddles, master
Sumfink OOH! SHINEY!! … oar sumfink gushi … wyll du nyselolee, aifinkso. Purrfurrablollee an shiney ADN an gushi, uvkoars.
bii kayrfall wif teh shineez. LCB iz ehbowt.
Ssh! Doan telz LCB … ai hazza seekrit klozzit (wiffa bigbigbig lok awn itz!) fyllifieded wif teh OOH! SHINEY! fings!
*runswifakwiknes tu chekify teh lok*
sssquuueeee!!!! pinkeee nose wif littlol spot!!!!
sssqquueee-SPLORT!!!
Hang on, GammaCat!
*CCC careens around corner. Q jumps off and sweeps up all the brain cells, down to the last molecule*
*Rinses brains in lukewarm Perrier
*Packs brains back into head
*Replaces bonez, shnaps on new CHRG/wdoi
*Wraps everything up in great quantities of dukkity tape wiv violets on it
*Guides gamma to the recovery lounge, where gamma sinks onto couch
*Opens up some shampers so we can sit, sip, and chat.
Oh FangQ Q!!!
*sips shampers*
Wez shall fel the rat… rath… anger of the kitteh…
TTFN, mai cheezefrendz! ‘Tizz thyme foar mih tu kloasify mai off iss foar teh weekweekweekie-endz adn goe hoam. Ai hoapz ebreewun hazzan happee adn saif weekie-endz! Sea yu awn Mundane!
*hedbonks, purrs, adn SHMOOOOOOS tu wun adn awl!*
Strypee Tukkz Kitteh
wiff Shawrpee Dawt Noze deemandz
Shynee Deevyssez!
Strypee Tukkz Kitteh
wawntz aroama~fayrapee
from Flat Nom Nom Bawks!!
Strypee Tukkz Kitteh
knoez Prittee Wun woan’tz deenye
wuttebburr huz wawntz!!!
Jack.
yu gawt dat rite!
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Miku051496 an Astrid an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! inklooding burfday fairy’s sister teh toilet paper fairy
yoo know, teh wun hoo changes teh empty rollz so no wun else haz to! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, choowy spicy carrit caeks wif creemcheez frosting, iskreem, frooty party punch, fansee shiny party hats, an goodie bags filled wif glo-in-teh-dark frizbeez, tairas, sekrit ajint hats, an pi rat hats, kandee, an skratch n sniff shiny froot stikkers! 
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
*wishes dat the TP fairy would also make home delivery of eponymous product*
happytayles birfdai to Miku051496 an Astrid an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today
*taykes slice of yummy fudjy burfday caeks*
*nom nom nom*
How kum da TP fairy nebber comes tu myne howse? I haz tu play TP fairy.
**Red comez in an collapsis awn teh cowch**
Ohai, frenz! Happitayle Fryday!
Duz ennywun has enny margajareetas? I’m in seeryus need of wun (oar elebenty)!
Offers drinky drinks
Oh fankyoo, D-R!
**drinkees**
How iz Flory-duh?
Dere bii warm beers at myne howse. Want wun?
Fanks, butt no fanks.
I nawt lyk beer.
*offers kitteh 2 for wun*
BUTT WAIT! There’s moar.
**SCHMOO**