
We sawz it on teh wide screen u wouldn’t a beleeved how big it wuz! No wai. Way. Maedz me a lil sick, ackshully.
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We sawz it on teh wide screen u wouldn’t a beleeved how big it wuz! No wai. Way. Maedz me a lil sick, ackshully.
Picture by: MrsCullen Caption by: cinna-crumbs via Advanced Lol Builder
Fank CC it wuzzint in 3-dee.
conga ratz, ns! yu has eh soloe!
*dans dans dans*
*caper caper prance*
*Dansity-dans-dans*
Yay fur u, nightshayde!!
Fankies!
Hao iz ur hubcat doin, cweenmj?
him b doing bedder…..
cweenmj.wordpress.com/2010/05/14/mixed-bag/
Sry heez nawt out uv ICU yet, but glad heez doin beddur!
Hao iz u holding up?
I b deh ok. just berry tired….. stormz haz ben keeping mii frum sleeping gud.
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ai ment ta sai hubikat, sowry
ai red eet, cweenee. aiz sorree himz had (eh littul) setbak.
tuff tu bii awn dis rollahkostah, aikinkso.
Him will b ok, evenchullee. but him wantz tu kum home NOW!
Deh hospital am taking berry gud kare uv him.
en free-dee, tu!
I beleeve yu!
onnist!!
Jazz pawz!
wif pinkee pinkee toe padz!!!!
karefuyl!!!
ooooh teh pinkee pinkee toe padz maed mai day!
Cinna-crumbs, yoov dun it agenn !! Congaz awn teh FP
!!
Fanksyoo, fanksyoo, PB! An I didn’ eeven notiss til moar den a owr aftur it wuz poasted! Prolly a gud fing, oar I wud hav gottun cawt up in teh “home moobie” diskushun belo an neededz eye bleech an mynd soap too!
Wii told daddeh, no moar home moobies until yew go awn uh diet, and yew awr banned frum using teh big teebee until further notice.
his moobies need a man-bra, aifinkso
EYE BLEECH AND MIND SOAP!!! I NEEDS TEH EYE BLEACH AND MIND SOAP!!!!!!!
U tu yung tu seeing dat
*throwz blankee over Claregurlz hed*
*runs awai wif blankee on hed* JUS IN CASE PJ HAS ESP!! *runs into wall* *breaks through wall* GET MEH OUTTA HEER!!!!
I new you was gonna do dat!
Think of teh parfaits!
OOg…I waz gonna say bowt teh wyd-skreen-treedee maykin me qweezy but now I gotsa hole gnu qweezyniss!
Heh. There was a e-mail at teh works this week about a clothing drive for mans, but I couldn’t get past teh subject line: Men: Get rid of those gently-used clothes!” I started to picture all teh at-work mans nakey and passed out a littlol.
passed owt gud? oar passed owt bad?
Iffn waz at mai werk, wood be parsd owt ded, sep foar wun ov teh manz. Onlee a fyoo manz dere an NAWT wanna sea moast ov dem nekkid. Wood be saym vice versa ov cors.
Both kines, but moar teh latter one.
An now, we are all confident at da pubLik speechings.
pub lik oar pube lik??
*runztunawtybarn*
As u may notice, I was very careful to incood t3h L.
O I C!
An i was awl
Tru storee, tru storee.
am I deh only wun dat wantingz tu tikklol dat liddlol kitteh belleh buttin?
Noe….meh two. Juss kepe lukking teh udder wai.
OMCC!! dat kitteh iz jest tew kyoot!! aifinkso…
***SPLORT***
Heer kums teh CCC wee-ooo wee-ooo
*skoopy-skoopy TJsmommyz brayns wiff teh brayn skoopifyer*
*rinsy-rinsy wiff teh sparkly minral waddurs*
*pakk-pakk kayrfully intu teh braynium kabbity*
*fitty-fitty teh hedd-boans ontu teh krayniums*
*kkkrik-kkkrik-ripp teh dukky-tayp arown teh hedd*
*tayp-tayp rownd adn rownd nyse adn tyte*
*strech-snap awn a noo CHRG (wdoi)*
*eskoarts TJsmommy tu teh splort rekubbury ward*
Heer, sit in dis kumfy chayr in frun ob teh window.
*rapps hur in a warm cheezmap blankee*
Heers sum chokklit possums adn hawt chokklit. Doan lukk at teh kyoot wiffowt deez protektib gogglols, k?
Hao u guyz fink I felt wen I wuz composing dis lol? I cuddn’t luk at teh skreen fur moar den sebben oar ate sekunds at a tiem!
fangq ozcatmum.
*noms choklit possum sipz hawt choklit. putz on da protektib gogglols**
*sigh* nawt luk at kyoot kittehs no morez wifowt protecksion.
Dat behbeh kitteh habs fat snorgul belleh.
Blargh! Ai are ded!
OMCC! U hav bin ded foar sebral owerz! Sawrre DaveCHDT!
*runs in wif de portablol CC-hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts DCHDT in a floofeh blankitt, in teh comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
Here – read these berry hard maff tests – shud unsploart u in just sekkunds!!!
Belly pokes! Poit poit poit.
*joins DR*
poit poit
Are we poiting D-R?
*poit poit poit* Hee hee!
I tink we is poiting the kitteh. But go ahead if u wants.
*joyns en on teh poiting*
poit poit poit
It maedz you sik kitteh? U come heer, put ur hed on my lap. I strokes u and petz u and maekz it bedder.
TEH BELLEH!!!! LOOK AT DAT DERE BELLEH! GAH!
LOOK AWAY!!!
LOOK AWAY, I tell u!!!!
u am in emmy nent dainjr!!!
Iz such a kyoot belleh! Iz teh nawt sekkund thing I notisst.
blarg we r all ded.
R u reelee ded, Kafleen? U bin ded heer a lawng tiem. Gess iffn ai sayv u ennywai it carnt hert.
*runs in wif de portablol CC-hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts Kafleen in a floofeh blankitt, in teh comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
Here – read these planning permisshun-applicashuns frum 1957 – shud unsploart u in just sekkunds!!!
Ohmai CC…..oh da belleh, oh de belleh!!! Halps!!!! HALPS!!!! I seez a cyoot belleh dat I just hasta snorglol!!!!
*takes a deep bref, cownts to elebenty three, & dyves in*
*poof*
*SPLORT*
ohhh noes Mitts iz down whut tu du whut to du
**lukz around fur halp**
**findz da CCC and hopez fur da bestes**
sweepys up da brayns*
rinzes wif da lemmon menerall waders*
**rinze rinze rinze**
putz bak in braynium cabity**
ducky tapez all back in playce**
wrap, wrap wrap ( make shur itz Ccure*
k ai hopez ai dun itz all gud, here iz a choklit possum and a shawt ob crown andz a warm blankie till u feelz bedder. no luk at da kyoot lezz u hab proteckshion on.
Gud resQ, TJsMommy!!!
Ohai!! I nawt shur if i haz metted u b4
*extendz floofy paw uv frenshipz*
Yesh, fank yew TJsMommy!!! I feelz MUCH beddur nao. *nomnomnom on possum* *sipsipchug crown*
Ahhhhhhhh
**reternz floofy paw ob frewndship**
nice tz meetcha, ai beez a lurkyloo most ob da tyme. ai lub da kittehs.
juss fink hao beeg et wuld bee on teh eyemacks!
Snorgle that BELLY!!! Kiss the kitteh!!! LOVE the BEBE!!! It’s been a while for me…
“u wouldn’t a beleeved how big it wuz!”
Erm….*is stribing tew nawt say ‘datz wut shii sed’*…..
Eh……..
*goez obbar tew teh neerezt cornur*
welkome tu teh nawty barn!
heh…
….and…..Jazz Paws!
I sed dat nawt sekkundz! But yea… Jazz paws FTW!
humhum.. .. ….. poi poi hug or baff?… ……. . . . . . ♪
*Poit poits and hugs* Ohai, carotte!
Ohmai, soooo kyoot! ROFL!
ohai Pp ♪ . .poit poits and hugs, then dancinn jazz paw… annn thea’z a channs . . . ♪
Liddill Kitteh wiff
Sno~cone Belleh getz lawtza
Snorgillz andz Rubbinz!
Liddill Kitteh amz
Prittee Wun’z faybritt andz
letz Dawggeh knoez it!!
Liddill Kitteh canz
duz enneefeeng hurz wawntz andz
getz away wiffz it!!!
Jack.
Rite awn, Jack Deth! And write on. Your poems are so lovely.
Aw. Ai lubs tihs liddlol bebh kitteh wif himz teeny tiny jazz pawpies. Mai kitteh adn goggie plai liek dat – paff paff paff goggie’s faise wif noe pointyenz drwan, an goggie taeks pawpies in hurz mouf wif noe bitin. Iffin onli peeps cud b liek dat to eetch ovver.
Such sweetness you gotz in your house.
LOL te kitten iz cute!