
The Department of Redundancy Department. I be the new manager.
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The Department of Redundancy Department. I be the new manager.
Picture by: Chun Caption by: Winnie-Wonka via Advanced Lol Builder
2 heds bettta dan 1
Me an Zaphod gotta get bak tu werk,
bai evvriwun.
Hitsh hikerz ??
!!
Bie bie, AnemoneOne
Menni yeers ago sumwun toled me ai sowndid liek Marvin, de Paranoyd Androyd. [ai wos orlreddi habbin a bad day befoar he sed dat, it didnnt improov.]
Life! Don’t talk to me about life!
Brain the size of a planet and they ask me to open the door!
Yuu haz teh A1 tawp spot agen, A1
!!
* PB iz eetign reason toste; yu wont sum ?? *
*wispas*
Ai carnt stawp, shud be werkin, nowun in mai ruum at de momint but deyll be bakk suun. Ai finks ai got nawt sekund becos Anni is awai. Ai wundered if ai has wondered intu a parallol uniberse, dere wos nowun heer.
*wispas bak* Sum ob teh LOLz ar lyke taht nao !! Donut gib yor boss a skyuse tu makify yu reduntant, k?
Congaratz, komrayd Anemoneone! Ov cors ai nyoo teh LOL waz heer! Wy u arsk??!
Waz cort up in lukking at Whitby, Staithes, Nth Yorkshire Moors railway……
Wispas: Wel, ai furgawt ….
Meh two! Teh tiem juss flyes!
Kepe larfin coz larfta iz teh bestest meddy sin !! * fiks yor cold *
Mayks meh coff, butt(!) rarva coff tahn nawt larf!
“Wispas” – MmmmmmMMmmmmm!
Ai awlsoetu has tu du summ akshoewell werkies tudae! – Oh, teh hawrur! – ins tedd uv jsut wawken rownd wiffa peece uv pay purr inz wunn hnad adn a kawfee kupp inz teh uvver, tryen tu luuk
nympoartent (azzif TAHT’Z ebber gawna happin, ryte?! Lolz) Ai izz SPOZED tu bih teh bawss – ai sawded an peece uv paypurr wunts an lawng thyme agone whut sedded soe … *snerk*.
Iffn ennymoar reason toste leff, ai wil hav a smorl snippit plzthx.
Wiht oar wihtowt reezuns ??
Moslee ai am wivowt reezuns, butt(!) mai toste ai lyk wiv, plz.
Otay, tehn !!
* Hans OCM sum raysen toste *
!!
Cairful teh raysuns may bi luus
Fanks PB. Nomnomno….ooo…dis wun nawt a raysin.
Oops !! * wundaz wair hims shert buttunz awl ar *
Hoo needz an reesin tu has reezin toats, wif oar wiffowt reezins?!?! Speshulollee awn Friedeggdae?!
Troo. Ohai Italiana!
Ohai, adn Happetayle Friedeggdae, OCM! Tehre R brown knees adn donuts doaun fred.
Fanks! Ai wood liek tu sai ai donut wont a brown knee, butt(!) ai wood be lyeing.
Sounds reezinablol to mee…
Dey gave meh tu nametags.
Must hab a lawng nawt-sekkund naim
!!
nd a lawng sekkund naim
Ohai Claregurl !! Greetigns frum ober teh see !!
Ohai poussinboi !! Greetings frum ober teh see !! How is yoo? I is still recovering frum all teh craziness awn teh “Catnip was a little more potent than Bob expected” one.
Liek teh Wurdpress unoffishal motto (ai maid it up) * Hee, hee *
“Awl Tihngz in Moderayshen !!”
Ooh fank yoo, PB. Mmm reason toste has a reason to be delishus.
Taht’s seams raisen a bull
!!
Get corld Faw Eyez !! * Ai aint gawt glarsis
*
Obviously keeping an eye on things.
I can has tuu cheezeburgers?? Twicet??
Mawning Italiana * parses a cuppacheeno * !!
It maiks wun fink !!
Faw egg samplol:
Whu czeks teh wurk kwollity of teh kwollity inspekters ??
Mawneng, PB – fankee kyndlolee foar teh cuppacheeno … *sipsipsip …ahhhh* … adn Happeetasyle Friedeggdae tu wun adn awl!
Tu annswear yuur kweschinn – teh jannytor, uvkoars! Teh jannytor noes EBBREEFING! Taht’z teh nawt sekkund fing ai lernded wenn ai stardud teechifying – taht teh jannytor gnu ebbreefing adn ebbrebuddee, adn haow tu fiksify ebbreefing, adn taht maided himz teh moats impoardent purrsun inz teh hoal skool, adn whuddebber ai didded, nawt tu getz awn himz rong syde bikaws teh consikwentses wuud bee … DYER!! Soe ai brotted himz brown knees, adn ai brotted himz donutz awn Friedeggdae … adn ai has tehm heer azwel, foar ebree adn teihr buddee to shair!
Ooo tanks !! * nom nom nom *
Duz dis hat mayke mai hed luk big ???
Ohai Eek !! Hab nawt scene yu fur a wile !! Gud yuu iz heer !!
Ai tihnk mai mum-cat had a hat lyke taht, butt(!) teh otther wai raond …
Iez in teh bakk ov?
Doan’t awl mum-cats ??
A parent lee.
“Don’t gib mi a raisen tu turn araond”
An eers lyk Jodrell bank!
Ohai yerself!! Is gud to be heer!
Ai needs a hat lyke dat….wuld LUV to see teh funnee luks ai’d get….
Hee, hee !! * Gud wai tu briten up uvver peeplol’s dai, ai sai !! *
Yes, then turn it around. Then you would have eyes in the back of your head.
Ohai, Ai is yur gnu werk colleeg, heddin up Tortology
Bewrocrat Kitteh
sez: “Formz 4 Flat Nom Nom Bawkz
needz beez in tripplikitt”!
Bewrocrat Kitteh
cummdz heer frum Minnistree Ubz
Sillee Danss, Danss, Danss!!
Bewrocrat Kitteh
sez: “Hewminz needz shynee, noo
Cheezburgr Masheen!”!!!
Jack.
Yay! Clappity-clappity-clappity (taht’z inz tripplikatt, jusinkays).
oooh clappity clappity clappity! jack ur poetry is wundermuss. and a big ohai tew cheezeland dis afternoon frum me and teh bump called Sproglett (till we knows iffen its a boi oar a gurl)
Ohai, Zelkina! {{{Zelkina adn Sproglett}}}
ohai Italiana! Hao r u tewdai?
Did anyone note the Firesign Theatre reference? Anyone? Anyone?
Only those that serve in the Natural Guard.
Dis maiks mi thimk ov CHRG with doi. Butt(!) itz nawt Chixn Hed’d oar a Rub her gluv.
I are raaschian kitteh, igurrrrrr furrikova
Ahahahaha my band teacher @ school always says “This is an announcement from the Department of Redundancy Department” hahaha IMMD (It Makes My Day!)
PPC reference FTW!