
Yur flashlite in heer nawt wurkin. I terned it on, but it juss keeps shakin’.
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Yur flashlite in heer nawt wurkin. I terned it on, but it juss keeps shakin’.
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: mikebrow via Advanced Lol Builder
Ahem!
Nawt dat Ai unnerstan teh lol. Noe uv corse Ai doan’t…..
Onoe, nawt at awl! Conga torchis, Annipuss! An a tye wiv PB!
* Putz awn ty !! Luuks in teh mirra !! Neerly choeks in shok !! *
Ai mis-red it nawt-sekkund az “beer” nawt “heer” ..
!!
* Gotta get betta ize … *
Congaratz Anni nd gud mawning tu yuu
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Gud ebenin 2 u! Thx fur teh congrats.
Hao wuz werk yesterdai ??
It’s dis affernune – Ai wull miss 2 lols! O teh hyooj manatee!
Juss bi payshent nd weel bi wayting fur yuu
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It’s teh ownlee tiem Ai get 2 see a doktur at teh tiem Ai’m spozed 2! (Akchoolee, Ai sumtiemz see 8 dokturs in wun ebenin!)
U doin sum cashyool werk, Anni?
Ai akt az a model payshunt fur doktur’z eggzams – iz berry innerestin but a bit fritenin 2 find haow littlol sum uv dem noe! Dey aer awl kwalifyed an iffn dey pass dis eggzam dey can go awn to be consultants.
Gotta get an erlee lunsh. Bakk in tiem fur teh 12pm (cheeztiem) lol! Bai!
TTFN
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Yuu habbint ebber had yor hare dun at teh hare-dressign collage
??
Ai hazn’t been neer a hare dressur fur 50 yeerz.
Gib ‘em teh brush off
PB, KCL ses u noe lawts abowt camras. Dis inclood compakt dijetawl?
Sum; ai gawt a cuplol !! Snd mi a messidg, plzthx
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gud mornun, awl yu cheezpeeps!
ai mus bii awf tu teh dentust…ai tinks ai has en absussd toofie.
anni – wii has eh fren hu duz teh medukul payshunt aktun, tu!
Ohai Catena! Hoep teh toof iz eesly fikkst.
Taht’s a bad wai to bi filling in yor dai !! * gud luk catena *
Sorry… didn’t know I left it in there.
kitteez in yaw cubbords
Ohai PB! Congarats to u an Anni awn a ty!
May I hang dis here awn beehalf awf Nennepus, pweese?
Call for recipes!!
Hear yee!! Hear yee!!
We do like our noms here in cheeseland – don’t we??
We do like animlols – dont we?? kittehs and rodints and laygomorfs and… OTTERS!!
so – why don’t we pool our resources and do a….
*drumroll….*
Cheeseland cookbook to raise munnehs for the otters!!
ht tp://www.ottersandbutterflies.co.uk/
So what do I want??
Recipes!! your favorite non-copyrited, royaltee free recipe, in any area of cooking!
*whispurrs: we dont want Martha Stooarts lolyers or
Gordon Ramsay himself landing on us with a toona of bricks…*
If you have a pikshoor of the dish – send it in too!
About the recipes…
All measure shud be convertablol to and from US imperial/UK imperial or metric. Please convert measures like sticks and packets a.s.o to a proper weight or liquid mesure…
If ur using a very local ingredient, please eggsplayn what it is and what it can be substeetuted with…
You can send as many recipes as you want! (but we might have to set a limit, if we are flooded wif entries…
)
Wehn the buk is finished – we’ll sell it froo cheeselands online shop at cafepress – but moar about that later!
where tu send ur deelites??
to nennepus att yahoo dott com
Entries should be in by may 20th!
I am not a very guud cook. But I am going to try and put in a recipe.
My water keeps boiling over when I cook my toast.
I am proud to say that I have actually burned water.
I put a pot of water on the stove to boil for pasta and I also put a quantity of olive oil in the water. I turned the gas up to high and left the room to watch tv (any sensible person should be sensing danger at this point in the story). Short time later and a funny “whoooom” noise, I returned to the kitchen to find the water boiling and the oil splattering and the pot on fire!
I had an emmbarrassed
Holy smoke! I did the same thing four days ago but managed to avoid full-on fire because I wandered in from the TV room for a snack *just* in the nick of time. As a result, still trying to decide if living alone is good (no one to witness what a moron I am) or bad (no one to save me from moronic myself). Sigh.
I set a timer to remind me to come back and check on the pot to avoid these kind of situations.
Noe, PB
kitteez in yore drorwers, nawt yore cupboreds
Ohai Anemoneone!!
Ohai, nippt intu cheezland in my lun shower. Howz yoo toodai?
Bin hoem sikk wiv a temp an hedake. Tryde werk, butt(!) onlee mayd it tu 10.30. Kidz shaird tehr vyris wiv meh.
Nawt eetid awl dai, butt(!) manajd sum noodlols faw dinna.
OCM
!! Noodle is fren, nawt fud !!!
Willol wee bee lukkin on dis as a wait loss oppertyooniti?
Juss keep drinkin de cleer flue ids, ai fined dat ginga beer/ale/wotebba helpz wif norsea wen ai hab a mygrane.
Yesh, ginja beer/ale is bofe nies.
Wood hav tu nawt eet fer a week tu sea enny diffrins.
Yoo noe deres a noo LOL, doncha?
dere’s a hole lotta shakin’ goin on n heer.
Hee hee!
Ohai brainfire!
…and my singin’ all sounds like Stevie Nicks
Nice chioce of song, pouusinboi. Guud morning dude.
Mawning 5 Eegz
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It gawt mi lissning tu moar nd moar beechboiz sawngs on yuutyube liek “Wudnut it bi Nyse”, “Halp Mi, Rong Door” adn “Bar Bur Ran” !!
*snerk* we awl shud go 2 teh NB 2dai, aifinkso!
OMCC! Wowza. If’n ai had bin drynking sumfin it wud hab bin awl ober mai fone. Dat bii sum funneh…
Congratulations on giving us the most classless caption in the history of IHCH.
Seriously?? um.. I am pretty sure that there are MANY more ‘classless’ captions out there… have you been to the voting pages?
…and I can think of quite a few of them…
but I ain’t goin’ there, …least not today.
… class? I would have thought the class went out the door with the English. I, for one, have not been browsing for class =^^=
Excuse me, sir. *sips tea, pinky in the air*
But I do say. This website lacks class! I, for one, am shocked and appalled.
Hmmph. Good day!
E kwalitee iz impaw tent u noe. Hoo needz clarsis?
I Has Can Heezburger?????????
If you want to be a prude, you’re on the wrong internet. Sexuality is a totally normal part of life, grow up.
Anyone else thinking Parenthood????
Erm….izzn wun ov doze wat u yoos wen u NAWT hav a pardner? Hard tu be a perrint wiv a….tawch.
ai tinkz Jolene menez teh muvee.
dis houl LOL nedez tu goe tu teh nawtee bayn!
leaf teh ‘flashlite’ behiyn!
mebbee its flashlite fur teh blind? =o.o= *innosynt luk*
oar dose sune tu bii?
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Ohhhh, your hand creme has gone bad too it’s all clear?
*blushes* 5Eagles, u r 2 phunnee! u shud joyn eberywun n teh Nawty Barn, stat!
Care to join me?
I Can Has Don Imus Moment
LOL. I had to read that twice to figure out what the kitteh meant.
*cough* I’m sure I don’t understand.
lol! Uh huh, you just keep that up…
You say yoo … “turned it on”…? Eggsacktly hao did yoo do dat, kitteh?
*…joins others in teh NB…*
maybee if kitteh replases dah A in flashlight wif an E… ai fink ai sayd tu mush
I’m awf to teh nawty barn. BRB, maybee…
How do you guys READ like this? Trying to decipher these comments makes my brain hurt.
Then don’t read them? C:
Butt(!) iz uh gud hurt, liek teh kind yew get after wurking owt.
Dats why cheezpeeps iz sew smart, frum teh egg-sore-size.
Feel teh burn!
Prehaps we am awl mass o kisseds.
drop an gib mi elebenty gramajikul erroars!
Yore kiddnig, wright?
Erm….okaiz…ai seeriuzlee duz nawt git dis wun….wai iz peepz goink tew teh NB fur??
I dun geddit eiver…
OMG, it’s a VIBRATOR, okay? A VI-BRA-TOR! The kitty cat has found somebody’s vibrator, and it goes “buzzzzzzzzz.” Let’s all move on.
Yeesh!
lol… i feel bad for anybody who didn’t get it! XD
ROFL, but thx for tellin us all anyway!
Teh ghasp! Dass nawtee! Lewk awai ok.
lol it tuk me a secon but tehn i gawt it! cnt beleev it tuk me any time at awl! but tehn i lawled, haha, so funnee.
:O
What’s sad is that my cat did that too, and hit the button to cut my vibrator on, and then took off when it started making noise lol.
This made me lol so hard, actually xD
hey, I would like to talk to whoever posted this pic? do you still have the cat? my sister swears is our cat since we had him for like 3 years only. same marks in the face, big like that one, and the same white line in the nose. mad cute.