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Habbin a rest…
wistloling @ teh kyoot kittahz awn the siedwalks.
Hahaha! I was going to make a wolf-whistle (tiger-whistle?) comment, too, but I see everyone else has already beaten me to the punch!
*lukz down* ohai babi. what’z ur name?
U doan fink ai is akshully gonna du any konstrukshun wurks, ryte?
Dekonstuckshun wurks mebbe? wif teh pointee endz.
know, buttz ai lukz reel gud in mi hard hatt.
wiff littlol eer-hoalz, ob kors!
Conga-rats, anni-of-teh-fastee-finners, awn leedin teh 3-way tye!
Wud yoo lyk sum beveridjez?
Thx – it’s hawt chokklit tiem heer – Ai’ll be off 2 bed sune.
**puts owt tray of hawt choklit, compleet wif awl teh possiblol fixins, az well az uthur bevridjes**
I finkso I will has teh margajareeta. Iz been a LAWNG day at werk. Fank CC 2morro iz Fryday.
2morro iz wun uv teh fyoo daiz dat Ai duz werk Ai get payd fur! (Ownlee 2 an a haff owers – dass enuff fur me!)
Ai finkso fur me it wud cawst mor dan 2 1/2 owerz ub pai tu get tu ne plais dat wud be wurk . Ai stai haom.
Lundun penshunerz get free trabbel (tho dey wud send a cab fur me iffn Ai wantid) an it’s fun – Ai’d du it fur nuffin!
**callz Anni’s bawss an tellz him nawt to pay hur ennymoar**
It’s a semi boluntree fing – halpin wiv eggzams fur dokturs bai purrtendin 2 be a payshunt.
Iz enny of teh dokturs kyoot, an singlol?
Wanna me to emayo my fone number to yoo, so yoo kin hand it owt?
Nawt mennee kyoot wunz, Ai afrayd – moar dan haff aer wimmin an moast aer berry yung (well, cumpayrd wiv me, moast peepl aer berry yung!)
At leest deres no but-crakk showin!
Dass sumfin! Nawt stript 2 teh waste tho.
Gibs awl noo meenin to teh frase, “Jest say No to crak”, duzznt it?
awlso, least hims nawt got a huge belleh hangin owt…like many brit construction wurkers *shudders*
Yu’d need one ob dem hareless kittehs foar dat.
… wiff pants.
Iffen yu want dem to hab pants, yu’d need to cross dem wib a goggie.
Iz he yowling at teh gurlkats?
Adn dodjin shooz, no dowt.
Hey bay-bee! *wisslol*
Yo baby! Lookin good, momma!
mewing at teh girl-kitteh next door
He’s teh stoopyvisor………
Ai lyks wawkin alawng teh edj ob teh garaj roof adn carport, kuz ai can gets awn tawp eezy frum behynd.
So papa sez “hello deyr, miz hye-lebel sooperbyzer! Howz ai duin?”
Ai juss keeps wawkin. Hims nawt ryte inna hedd, aifinks.
Moast of us hoomins prolly nawt rite inna hed, AP.
Mebbe dat mayks us eezyur foar yoo kittehs to trayn?
woot, woot – whissle, whissle – ai bet himz got an eye on deh girl kitens walkin by.
catkawls go-in’ awn
He jus sits dere, meowin at teh pretty kittehs dat walk bai.
♪ ♫ ♪ Singin…”Doo wah kitty kitty wun kitty doo” ♫ ♪
verry gud – but oh noe -……eer wurm!!
oar mehbe hees singin?
♪ ♫ ♪ Mew yowl kitteh kitteh nom kitteh fueds ♪ ♫ ♪
ai alwais tri tu shair mah eerwurms
Can I axk kweshtun of teh Cheezmenz, plz?
I wuz in teh Starbuks dis moarnin an saw a gurl who wuz dressd lyk hur wuz gonna go “ryde teh poal” in a club.
Duz guiez RELEE lyk dis luuk?
Ai onlee lieks it in teh klubz when habbing teh bachlolar oar burfdai pardeez.
Only if sheez akshuly duin teh poal-dansin.
Iffn she wants tu gib free publik shoaz at teh Starbukks, dats kuul.
But iffn she nawt want us guiz gawkin at hur kleebij adn puttin dollurz in hur waystband, she shud put awn sum reel kloaz adn get awn wiff hur shawpin.
Hur had awn teh tite-tite blak jeens, ohai heels wif hur toez (wif brite fayk toenaylz) showin, glittur loshun awn hur skin, a too-tite shurt dat had ‘racerbak’ wif hur blak braw-straps showin, nastee hares, an enuff mayk-upz foar abowt 4 wimmenz.
*luks down at owtfit*
Hey, I didn’t sii yu at da Starbucks tudai.
Hur nawt luuk old enuf to be marrifyed to hur DAD!
**runswifakwikness, laffin histeriklee**
*swats at red*
Oh, yu just ripped teh scab owf!!!!
Sowwy, I cud nawt halp myself.
Iz okay. Day just thinkso my dad is loaded and haz a “trophy wife”
Uh-hunh.
Wutevver gets ya thro teh day, my fren.
Nawt shur dat cownts if teh “trophy wife” iz frum where dey sellz teh discownt trofeez.
Gud wun, NS!
**hi-fibes NS**
^5
Hey!!! I nawt really wear dem kinda clothes. Tite pants makes me grumpy.
I had two, TWO, different customers tudai an dey wuz in there 70′s thinkso I wuz my Dad’s wife.
Ifinkso I need sum Botox!
No, I finkso wun of us needs to win teh lottree an buy dat eye-land wii been tawlkin abowt.
You are hot 3kittymomma.
Thank yu 5E!!!!! Sii, I haz frendz heer!
Sumwun in mai town hitted teh lottree fur 98000 munniez last nite. Wuz nawt mai numburz.
*snerks*
Teh reezun I axked dis iz ‘cawze ifn dey duz, den I mite az well gibs up now an rezyn myself to bein Teh Crazee Kitteh Laydee. I has nevvur luuked lyk dat an nevvur will.
Den why did yu buy da black rubber mini skirt??
In caes I find sumwun who wantz to play “Derby” wif me.
Bee-sydez, you NAWT pozed to tell ennywun! Dang girl, I nawt kin tell you ENNYFING!
I kuld say sumfing, butt (!) I’d end up in moderation!
Eh, jest cawl me in 15 minnits oar so an tell me den.
Red, Ai don’t fink veri mani guiez lyk teh kind ov luuk yu deskribe. ‘Course, wehn Ai wazza bachlor, ladiez did nawt dress lyke taht in publik. At leest, nawt in teh part of teh publik wehre Ai went. Adn if Ai had seen somebodi drest taht wai, Ai woulda thought, “Woah. Skaree chikk.” Adn stayd awai from her.
Nao, if Ai see somebodi drest az yu deskribe, Ai just playlike Ai nawt see her, lyke if she waz pikkin her noze. Ai has an embarrist for teh silleh ladiez. Ai fink, “Poor fing. She nawt hazza mommy at hoam tu give her sensible advices, Aifinknawt.”
Nawt in teh publics.
Ai wud nawt goe owt wif hur like dat. Ai nawt like teh trashee luk.
on a more serious matter – how does anyone figure this was phot-shopped??? Inquiring minds want to know!
Aifink it berry unlieklee dat it wuz shopt – dere iz a riflekshun in teh windo dat wud be hard 2 get rite – iz a berry straynj postyoor fur a kitteh tho!
gud call on deh riflekshun – ai had nawt noticed dat. But it shore is a funny poze fur a kitteh.
Depenz on haw mush ‘nip waz mixted in wib teh gushifuds.
Iffen teh top haf ob teh foto woz paystid onto teh botum haf, perhaps, az reflikshun ownli haz top ob kitteh. Butt der’s noah seam where teh pics wud bi joyned. Eiber it woz beri well dun oar iz reel. I sai prolly reel.
taht is a reelleee we-ird pose for a kitteh!
I think dat dis foto was taken at JUS teh rite tyme. To meh, it luks liek kitteh was trying to get out teh window, and teh pikshur was taken rite before kitteh jumped.
Aifink mebbe wuz taykin a breff in teh middlol uv a baff.
Him jus sittin der, watchin teh burds.
Haz a wurrried furr teh dardebil kitteh sittin way up so ohai
I wuz watchin tv erlyur an saw a commershul foar a skool.
WHO wud want to say dey iz a gradyooit frum UTI?
Wii haz a TMI in Lex. Ebbertyme I heer da commercial Ifinkso, yep Tu much information.
I finkso I wanna go to UTI an get a degree in plummin.
FankQ an gud nite! Ai’m off 2 bed!
‘Nite Anni.
Haz teh gud sleep an nyse dreems.
Juss doan get teh Associate of Science degree in Sociology. (hint dem use teh capitlol leddurs tu abbreviate teh degree)
O-M-G! What a great picture! I love it!
builder kitteh enjoying teh sunrise momunts…
wayt, iz dat goggeh down der?
whhooops, dropd muh toolbox…. jakhammuh tew… and der gos teh cemint mixur!
Kitteh has lunchbox full’a sammon and treets
nawt to foergits sooshi rollz and tuna sammich!
an whistloling at teh burds as dey pass bai.
how cute is that? : )
More proof that kittehs are closer to the top of the evolutionary ladder than many people will admit.
Where’s the kittehs lunch box. i think it fell off.
i’d like to tap that kitteh momma
reminds me of the worker that’s SUPPOSED to be remodeling r house!