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You’ll wish you had thought of this when the zombies get here…
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cu dey be looking for braynze
Braynz ?? Nup, nun raond heer
!! * Speekin persnalee
*
Congratz Q !! Yor at teh shawt end ob teh line
!!
* Bringz owt a smawl trai ob nibblolz nd drinkeez *
Smorl?????
Ai nipt in dyooring mai teebrake and dere’s onli a smorl trai.
Well, ais pose ai m twix a roc anna hard plays, so ai’ll share mao 2 fingas ob crunchy caramellol biscwit wif de furst wun who arkses.
But(!) nawt de appy tite, or meybey ai r a greedi wun. Yoo can hab may ovver twix finga if yoo lieks.
Ai gawt Tim Tamz awn tihs trai !! Tehy’re gud faw yuu ( Ai tihnk ) !!
*still sneekin intu Cheealand wyle nowuns lukkin*
*wispas*
Ai donut noe wot Tim Tamz are.
Dem’s Orstrayleeun biskitts
Aiy will trai wun, thanksberymush. Orta get bakk to mai payde employmint nao.
Bai bai.
Bai fur nao !! * waivz *
A gurl’z best frend: * sew tehy tel mi *
ht tp://www.arnotts.com.au/our-products/products/variety-detail.aspx?o=849
Ohai AnemoneOne, yu got enny more spair twiskees dere? PB haz nommed awl teh uvva wun
Ai buy dem in multipax, heer, help yoreself.
*Putz de big pack on de shlef nexx tu de drinkeez*
O fankees. Donut be wurking too hard!!
Him cood maek lyk a tree an leaf!
Wut?! Hao dis get heer???? Ai poot it unner PBs 3.40 cawment daofred!
Hey !! Stak collapst !!
Awl fawl daon!
Cat-ma-flage?
* Pownse * Ohai MMM
!! Ai thott teh zombeez had yuu
!!
Ohai PB Well, dey ar still lukking fur mai braynz – ai’z halpin dem butt so far no lukk
Ai knu tuu menni splawtz wud kum tu tihs !!
An sumtymes ai eben splawt awl on mai own wiv no CCC to sweepee up teh braynz – dat’s wen ai’m skull-kin arownd!
O teh huge manatee
!! Teh onli saif plais iz awn teh laiv lol !!
* Hans MMM a spair CHRG nd anubber roll ob duk-tape *
I fear what would happen to the human race if the Zombies adapted to our weakness for teh cute, and started carrying splort-tastic pictures around. Do NAWT want.
Wud nawt bi gud tu preevent owr thotts frum scattaring !!
LOL
Kitteh in a haestack
Just teh rite sighs faw him tuu
!!
Kitteh is a hed in tihs field !! * Enniwun get teh numba ob taht slasher ??*
*AAAA chooo*
sorri, ai gots de hayfebre
Getzontuit
!!
*sniiiifffff*
Snot funni!!!
Squeez mi
!!
*skweezez PB*
ooooo!!! u b berry skwuushii!!!!
Sawrry !! Mai hed iz a bit sawft
!!
U luk a liddlol lopsided. sry bowt dat.
*pokez and prodz tu git PB bak intu hiz former shape*
Well, datz deh best I kin dew.
Symmitree am over-rated, anyhow!!
Ai nebber did nuffin, coppa !! Whu grassed awn mi ??
Butt (!) kitteh iz nawt mowtivatid to say ennyfing.
Doan’t pannik !! Remainz composted !!
Itz going to be a turf desishun!
kitteh luukin for-lawn …
Aifink teh lawn haz fownd teh kitteh!
Mawning Anni
!!
It’z tiem tu mow wen teh kitteh disapeerz intu teh paddock !!
O noooh, teh zombiehs r traing to nom nom meh
BLARGHH!!!! stoopy thunderstorm woke mii up at 3:15am!!! I tried tu get bak tu sleep, but no luk….
Hab yu cownted sheeps yet ??
No, I wuz cownting deh hailstonez bonking on dhe roof…. but deh storm am gone now. And its 6am, so time fur mii tu git going so I kin b at teh horse pistol wen visiting howerz opun at 8.
Taik cair, mai cween {{mj}}
A thunnerstawm woek ME up at teh saym tiem teih mawning!! ….wel it wosnt reely teh saym tiem, butt(!) teh clokk sed teh saym. Kittehz wer terry fride. Nawt had rayn heer sins teh hale stawm an tehy woodn com owt frum unner teh bed.
Beemz tu cweenmj an hubbyprince.
1 Cardio
2 The Double Tap
3 Beware of Bathrooms
4 Wear Seat belts
5 No Attachments
6 The “skillet”
7 Travel Light
8 Get a Kick Ass Partner
9 With your bare hands
10 Don’t Swing Low
11 Use your foot
12 Bounty paper Towels
13 Shake it off
14 Always carry a change of underwear
15 Bowling Ball
16 Opportunity Knocks
17 Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)
18 Limber Up
19 Break it up
20 Its a marathon, not a sprint, unless its a sprint, then sprint
21 Avoid Strip clubs
22 When in doubt Know your way out
23 Zipplock
24 use your thumbs
25 Shoot First
26 A little sun screen never hurt anybody
27 Incoming!
28 Double-Knot your shoes
29 The Buddy System
30 pack your stain stick
31 check the back seat
32 Enjoy the little things
33 Swiss army Knife
U fergot teh towul!
Do bounty paper towels count?
Doan’t fink so – HHGTTG duz’t spessifie, but Aifink a propur terree towul iz wat iz needid.
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Tukksseedo Kitteh
preepayrz 2 fennomminawn
dat’z abbnoarmill
Moar dan abbnoarmill.
Moar lyke Soopah Abnoarmill!
Invawllbeengz Zawmbeez!!
Zawmbeez am t3h ‘Pleh!’
Habz 2 beeg an appeetyte
4 nawt eenuff Braynz!!!
Jack.
Mayd mi larf agen, thx Jack
Ebbretihng a zombee eetz iz brayfuud, sew hao kum tehy sew dum
. … .. beeg apetite wiz fretch .lawn.. ….. . . . hum. . . certanali. . . .. .
Mynd wair u wlak, tihs fielz fulla cat-pats … Beri difikilt two kleen orf yr shuus…
LOL mollypuss !!
o.O !! Ooopsies !!
Snypurr Tukkz Kitteh
habz grayt beeg ryfill wiffz a
Paw Frendlee Triggurr!
Snypurr Tukkz Jeffro
Gibbz Kitteh habz lawtza room
2 stawpz t3h Zawmbeez!!
Snypurr Tukkz Jeffro
Gibbz Kitteh’z nawtz scayrdz, Zeeva
Kitteh habz himz bakk!!!
Jack.
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Bai teh wai, ai arskid afor butt(!) noe1 arnsid. Wazza “honyock”? Can wii has tehm heer inna Seffrika? Wood ai wantz wun ob tehm? Orra “sharpie”?
Sharpie iz brand uv markur-pen Dunno wat iz a honyock tho! We can haz Sharpies in TTI.
Sabe u lukkin it up! SHD yoozd it 2 meen a yungling up 2 miss chiff!
Ohai mollypuss.
Honyock iz merrican slang wit varius meeningz:
ht tp://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/honyock
Sharpie iz a pen (brand naim) oar marker yuzed offen faw grapheety
ht tp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDBpMs5u9cM
Fankees, Annipuss adn PB! Ail lurkit up. (Hoep itz ruud! Tehn aikan yuse it heer bai Seffrika adn noe1 wil noe! )
Onoes, nawt ruud. Butt(!) nisely insiltin! *Its from Hungary, means sloppy, slothful, slow – also used for someone from another country, insulting like “Polack” * Ai kin yuse it onn menni peeps! Nawt cheezpeepz, ob corse …
zombehs got feelinz tu!!!1
- Sniper Kitty – not as forgiving as Hello Kitty
Ai kin sees himz wif himz liddlol AK47 (AK 27?) onna teeshurtz an luntchboksies an awl fings! Maek a fourtuun! Alla terraristas wood bai himz four tehyre chilrins!
cpt. MacMillan’s cat prefers to take out the dogs of Pripyat.
What the hell? Did you people ALL come down with a sudden case of stupid?
sniper cat has ghillie suit!
iz a gilly soot