
The catnip was a little more potent than Bob expected.
jus wait till it kicks in moar
Picture by: John Cooney Caption by: fluffypuffy
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The catnip was a little more potent than Bob expected.
jus wait till it kicks in moar
Picture by: John Cooney Caption by: fluffypuffy
Pritty kullurz!
Um, kud u plz stawp teh ruum frum spinnin? kthxbye.
put wun paw on teh floor
If ai rolls ober, ai is afrayd ai is gonna pyook.
Uh-oh, did ai say dat owt lowd? *urp* *kloazes iyez tyte*
okai, put your tail on teh floor…
*puts washcloth on AP’s fayce an a bucket by her side*
*loozez it intu teh bukkit*
Gess ai shud stay away frum dem cheezy poofs for a wyol.
cheezy poofs? i thots da catsneep. WTHECK?!?!
an now he was surronded by pink goggies…
paranoyed much?
why, what have your heard? whos been talkin?
Da lil pink goggies are owt to getcha!
what are goggies
Ohai! Iz lolspeek fer dogs (doggies)
Teh muzik iz prittee kulurs!
But teh rug feels tuu lowd.
sssshhhhh!!!! teh cabinets are listening!
BUT…BUT…BUT…TEH TABLE TOLD MEH TU YELL!!!
Dis awl seams a littlol two fermillia….
I wants pudding.
Adn doze twisty cheezy poofs.
Teh reely reelee BIIIGG kynd? nom nom nom nom
Me to! mmmmmm…. pudding. And TACOS!
Shud hab lissened tu himz mawm wen shi sed, “Donut taik no drugz” !!
Ai can haz wun uf dem nip donutz pls?
*eers perk up*
nip donuts?!?
Sinner man donutz oar yu wont inner jam ??
donutz? waer??
* Hans DK twu choklit ized donutz
*
Ooooo! Yes pleez thx?
* Hans OCM twu pink eyesed donutz *
Sawry, Ai seam tu hab nibblold wun ob tehm …
Heh heh. Dats okay PB. Ai can onlee eet a harf ennywai.
Caem hoam sikk tudai. Aiky an hawt. Saym wat harf mai clars haz had. Fanks fer shairing, kidz!!
Ai had teh floo vax tudai nd nao mai arm iz ay king !!
Saonds liek yuu gawt a floo .. tiem foar lemon sip drink !!
* Putz awn kettlol; maiks a nyse lemming drink faw OCM *
Fanks, PB. *sip sip sip*
Had a splodin hed an nawt sea proplee sew nawt much poynt staying at werk.
Paw yeer fyvs had teh nashinal testing tihs week an free ov teh nyne wer kwyte sikk, butt(!) awl caym in eech dai. Did ok two, eben wiel sikk. (Ai got teh clebber wuns in wiv mai yeer sikkses)
Hoep ur arm nawt hert foar two lawng. * getz ise pakk fer PB’s saw arm* Heer u goe.
Thx OCM !! Ai awlwaiz getz teh floo jab eetch yeer adn ai awlwaiz haz teh saw arm nd a riakshen
!!
* Betta tahn teh flue, tho !! *
Ai nawt had teh floo foar a lawng tiem. *crawsis fingas* *tutches wood* *goze tu fynd BC*
wuz wurf teh elebentee munnies he paid fur it.
Dat meowee wowee duzznt cum cheep.
*snerk*
Mommy, is dat U?
Dats sum GUD stuff, man!
Kitteh looks lyke wun ov mai old kollege ruummaits rite after he fallz offa chair laffin, “Heeheeheehee KLUNK!”
(Ohai Red!)
yah, butt(!) kitteh ddint enhail
Iz wai beddur dan wen ai wuz a kitten.
“Bak when teh nicklol bag only costeded a nicklol”
Ohai, guies!
Wud y’all do me a favur? Plz to go to teh prevyus lol an gibs ur opinyun awn my kweshtun?
Fanks!
**Schmoos to awl teh Cheezmenz**
*hedz bak en LOLtyem*
Okae…nawt aimd et mii.
*Offaz kohmunt*
Mebbe herz wuz jus awn her wae tu wurk!
ai fink so tu. Adn probaloly on dat korner ober dere.
otay – ai heads off tu da NB.
Mebbeh hur waz nawt reelee a gurl? Jus sayin…
chek fur adumz appLOL!
@@@@@!
CATNIP? NOPE! NO CATNIP HEER, SIR. WRONG HOUSE! HEHEHEHEHEHEHE!
Floooooossshsssshhhhhh!!!!
WIN!
“Did u see wut CEILING CAT just did to us?”
“Ceiling cat didn’t do that, u did…ai knoze taht ur a damned Aminal kontroll awfisur…taht wuz our nip, you….”
“Teh pawzbility of fizziclolical and mentlol kulaps is nao very reel. No sympathy foar teh Basement Cat, keep taht in mind. Buy teh tikkit, taek teh ryde. “
♬ We hassa tikkit to ryde, butt(!) we no care!
Izzat you, Duke? (For a surreal experience, try reading “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas” while you’re sitting in teh courthowse waiting to be chosen for jury duty.)
Ohai, LungDuke
Ai wuz reeding teh pore manz Jaymz bawnd. Dem desided Ai wuz nawt fit fur juree dutee. Nawt shure if it waz teh buuk oar mai hat wif teh bullit hoels innit.
But… wy iz da rum gon???
I gibbed my gurlz sum ‘nip tonite. Wuz teh funnee to watching.
Dat kitteh be seeing sawnds and heering colers!
WEEEEE~! TEH ROOM IS SPINNING! IS LIEK DAT RIDE AT TEH CARNIVAL DAT ALWAES MAEKS ME THROW U–…Uh-oh…
*passez claregurl teh bukkit*
*heers angree knok on door* *luks at bukkit* *Luks at door* *luks at bukkit*
“no, mr. lolrus, we not haz any bukkits in heer!”
“iz yoo shur, kittehz? aifinksew ai seez sumpfink dat luukz liek wun…adn ai seez a blooish colur….”
Noe noe…iz nawt a bloo bukkit…izza berry larj ….um….CUP…yesh, cup. Dats it. A beeeg bloo cup…..wat lukks a littlol liek a bukkit…butt(!) iz NAWT a bukkit!
Was it Midge’s best?
*runz to go find taht wun*
icanhascheezburger.com/2007/09/16/itz-ok-but-midge-haz-homegrown-at-her-place/
(not needs teh h t t p part)
ohai lm! you got the reference! I guess most peepz is newer they probably was not ICHC when that lol wuz on deh front page!
Wyen, wihmun adn sawng
Bekaym sekz, drugz, rahk adn role
Korsur, aifinkso
ai has eh sistah-en-lohr hu tinkz eetz eh persunel failun awn her kittehz paht tu want teh ‘nip. SIL tinkz ‘dont want druggee kitteh, soe noe ‘nip en her haus!
Wait, what?
WHeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
dood, ai is sew ohai rite nao.
Well, dis iz a nuu & impruvd Smiling Bob!
(awltho Ai see dat “potent” iz stil teh nayme of teh gayme…..*snerk*)
::::hedz awf to NB::::
woahz…..
dis iz….kool, man….
heheh….
*fawlz obbar*
Careful dere, friend. Dun want any injuries….Dude…is it jus me…oar hab we been talkin fur hourz….Dude….warez mai car? *luks arownd* Oh wayt! I dun has car! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *fawls obar laffin* Oh luk prettee culurs…
hahaha!!
heh…meh…mai hed nawt feel gud nao….mebbeh dis /iz/ tew much…
*fayntz*
*fawls ober*
I believe the cat’s actual name is BAGEL.
I hear voices. Shut up voices. Please stop speaking spanish. i said be quiet before i poke you with the Q tip again. i’m hungry. we got any nachoes around hear. no. ok how bout cheetoes.
“OH YAA… Anything That Me Paranoid & Impotent…Give Me More of That”