*pinkeye* iz contayjus!
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Ai wud like to catch sum of themz!
Congrats, OMC! Ai haz a feline dis iz ur nawt sekund nawt sekund. Iffn dat iz troo, den u dezerb eggstra congrats!
Fankee berrymush for teh congrats! Ai fink mebbe ai had nawt sekund wunz before, but iz alwayz gud!
Corn grats on nawt sekkond! Alsew, wud yu reely want kittehs dat mite be Zombies? Doze eyes aer suspishus.
Nah, iz juss a trikk uv teh lite!
Deez kittehs aer abul to do majic triks wib lite? Me wants!
ai agree! *ponders how to brake news to hubbehkat*
Iffen dey can do majic triks, maibee dey can hippy-nose-ties hims intu wanting kittehs.
Ai wud be happitayl to taek mah chances wif doez sweet bebbehs!
We awl haz catched it!
Howdy, AP! We iz tied agin – iz alwayz an honner!
me neever. Dr. Tinycat sayd tu tayke Ginkoba, butt (!) ai keep furrgetting tu tayke it
I fawt it woz teh sekkond fing dat yore memmree gows. I forgots teh order.
Wot wuz teh kwestyun, agane?
WIN!
Wat kweschun?
Dunno, less hab a cupp uv tee.
*maykes a raynge ob teas – url grey, peegee, typhoon, keemun engrish brakefast… Awlso makes a beeg playt ob crumpets, adn brings owt varius cayks adn scones, along wib clotted creem, jams adn ober goodies*
Gud! Naow Ai haz 2 furget Ai’m suppozed 2 be awn a strikt dyut!
Sew iffen teh dyut iz strict, yu down’t hab to be. Dunt need bofe to be strikt, rite?
*whisperz* Doan’t tell teh dyutishun, but Ai aern’t strikt! Ai praktiss modurayshun in ebbrifin – speshulee striktniss!
adn soe izz teh kyoot!
Or mebbe hereditary.
SQUEEEEEE!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!elebenty!!!!!!!one!!!!!
*SPLORT*
Wiff foar splortayshus bebbehs, ai is nawt surpryzed!
Gud fing teh Cyoot Crash Cart is reddy adn abaylibul!
Heer cums teh CCC! wee-ooo-wee-ooo
*skoopy-skoopy NSz brayns wiff teh brayn skoopifyer*
*playsez teh brayns intu teh brayn rinsifyer*
*rinsy-rinsy wiff teh sparkling lemmin-minral waddurs*
*pakky-pakky teh brayns intu teh branium kabbity*
*fitty-fitty teh boans ontu teh krayniums*
*rappy-rappy teh boans wiff teh dukky-taep*
*strechhh-snap! awn a noo CHRG(wdoi)*
*rappy-rappy sum moar dukky-taep juss in kayse*
*leeds nightshayde tu teh splort rekubbery ward*
Heer, sit in dis nyse kumfy chayr by teh windo.
See teh prinsess mu meddo owt deyr? Is relaxin, yeff?
Heers a warm cheezmap blankee adn chokklit possums.
Relaxify urseff kwietly foar a littlol whyles, k?
Adn wayr deez protektib gogglols befoar luukin at teh kyoot.
Phew. Fankies, AP.
*snugglos into blankee*
*nibblols on choklit possum*
Mmmm – iz dat buttercreem fillin? Itz sooper-yummeh!
*gazes across teh meddo*
Hmm, aifink dat myte be carmul in deyr.
But ai has sum kayk wiff buddurkreem frosting… mai fabrit!
Heer, has a slyse. *puts owt teh rest for awl tu shayr*
*dievs
hednawtsekkundwiskers nawtsekkund into teh slyse uv caek.*NOM NOM NOM*
*luuks up*
Wut? Duz ai haz sumfin in mah fur?
*likk-likk-likk teh kyoot iysing-cubberd fayse*
Noap. Ur gud.
*gigglols*
Dat tikklols!
jsut laik teh pinkiepinkie toepadses, aifinkso!
*snerk* Sumhao, ai reeded dat az “pineapple” toepadses.
Mebbe ai jus haz a hongree.
hmmm … pynapplol … hmmm … hongree …
ta-DAAAAH! …pynapplol upsydaounsy caek! Lawts adn lawts foar ebbreewun tu shair!
Oh…dis kant bee gud!!11!!
Dey will infektify u frum awl direkshuns!
We awl shayr adn shayr alyke.
Iffen dey’re Zombie Kittehs, do dey share teh brayns ob deir viktims?
Ob korse… hao duz u fink dey awl gawt teh saym afflikshun?
Troo. Troo. cheezburger.com/View/2262536960 shoes a kitteh woo didunt shaer.
oooh – wut ador……. kyoot Abyssinian kittens – pinkeye or not!
Ai knowz! WANT WANT
Mai bee iz nawt teh pink i but (!) cood be teh ‘kynder, gentuller lazur’? Nawt set awn ‘kumbust’, mai bee set awn ‘shmoo’ Aifinkso!
peek-a-boo… mai kyootness is beemin at u!
wa8…iss it safe fer pregnant womins tew splort? cause ai is berry, berry close!
Mayk shoor u is sittin in a komfy chayr, soz u duzznt fawl daon!
Adn heer ar sum joo-jantsa gogglols tu halp filtur owt teh kyoot.
*raps sum egstra dukky-tayp arownd zelkinaz CHRG*
Haoz teh bebbeh growin in deyr? Kikkin much yet?
i gets kinda fluttery feelings, an feels lyke its shifting about in dere, but no definate kicks yet. finds out what it is next week tho…soooo eggsited!
Cawl teh fyremens, cawl 9 elebenty elebenty!!! *runsawffwifaskaredadnakwikness*
*runsback* oh mai mannurs, eggscuse me, nise tu meat u, *eggstends larje tomcat floof ob paw in frenship*
*eggcepts floofy paw ob frendships* hello! nice tew meeet yew!
Hao eggsitting….menny elebenty yeers ago wen ai haz my boi (he’s 34 nao !) ai member teh dai ai felt teh nawt sekkund littlol flutter…..it waz a miraclol! Congarats tu u !
ooh fankies. i thoughted it wuz wind at furst! feels odd!
Comgrabyurelayshuns, Zelkina! Haow wunnerfuel!!
Furstest bebbeh fluttur feelded lyk an buddurflie. (myn oaldust boie izz alwsoetu 34 – himz wyl bih 35 neggst weekweekweek … haow didded ai ebber getz soe OWLED??!!).
omai! i jus felt it kick furr teh furst tyme! hao eggciting!
w00t!! w00t! Taht izz teh soopurwundermuss!! Ai hazza HYOOJ happitayle mfoar yu!!
issa big strange….have just had teh flutterings an bubblings till nao. cant beleeve it!
ohai zelkina! oh taht iz exciting wen teh bebbeh reely starts mooving! taht wuz teh wun fing i missded abowt being pregnant after my bebbehs wuz born. (besides not having to do dishes. my belleh gotted so big i culdn’t reach teh bottom ob teh kitchen sink.)
i haz leeved a messij for yoo on yor profile taht might be relevant to yor interests.
oooh tankies will chek it owt nao
Wait until ur kitteh comes fur a snugglol on ur belleh, only to be kickified by teh bebbeh sayin “geddawf meh!!!” Happened a fyoo tiems wif mah Skimble & he wud get teh moast confuzzled luuk on himz littlol faec.
awww ai furrgot tew updateify my profile.
we had tew get rid ob mai kitteh…we fought it was hims dat wus makin me ill, an it verry possiblol dat it wuz cause i has been fyne since we re-homed him. is such a shame we had tew do that tho…he wuzz a wunnerfull kitteh, if moar than a little psycho lol
Ohai, awl. {{{{{ Italiana}}}}} da owld iz sumfing iz going arownd a hole bunxh deze daiz. Mai bebbeh gurl wil be 46. Iz okai az lawng az ai dunt luk ina meer.
Pinkee pinkee eyeballz dance!!! *skip* *skip* *jump* *spin* *bounce*
*clappity?* (wp be nomming mai commints!)
WANTS!!! teh kittehs! Ai nawt kaer ifn tehy habs pink eyes oar nawt!
WANTS!!!! tew !!! WANTS tu kiss dere littlol pinkie noseys, adn toeser pads, adn faces *titens CHRG*
careful tehr! *grabs teh duckee taype*
*wrap wrap wrap wrap wrap wrap wrap wrap wrap wrap wrap wrap wrap*
*wrap wrap wrap wrap wrap wrap wrap wrap wrap wrap wrap wrap wrap*
*wrap wrap wrap wrap wrap wrap wrap wrap wrap wrap wrap wrap wrap*
*snip snip snip breefing holes*
you okai in tehr?
oh dear…
multi-SPLORT-SPLORT-SPLORT-SPLORT-SPLORT
*dedfromkyoot*
oh no! thes kittehs are trubble!!!
weee-oooo! weee-ooo!
heer comes the CCC!
*scoopity teh braynes*
*rinse wif lemming water (sparloling)*
*plop braynes intew hed cabity*
*pat hed bones in playce and apply lotsa ducky taype*
*snap on bran new eggstra strength CHRGwdoi*
*applly goosee taype*
*leed the Crapture to recubery lownge*
now, heer are some HGGs, a warm drink, and sordid choklit possums.
snuggle unner this blankee and dinna lookit beautimaus kittehs until yew feel better
The whol room has gone pink…its liek fu-fu central! MAEK IT STOP!!!
*syngz* (tu teh tyoon uv Liddlol Bunneh Foo-Foo) -
Liddlol kitteh FuFu,
Runnin’ fru teh Cheezelannd,
Smyloling atz teh Cheezepeeps,
Adn maykin tehir heddz goe SPLORT!
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Sox.sox.sox an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, cherry caeks wif wippy kreems frosting, iskreem, frooty party punch, baloloons, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, kaleidoscopes for luking at teh byootiful dezines, kandee, an fuzzy kitteh stikkers wif glo-in-teh-dark eyes!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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The National Splort Warning Center has issued this report. A pileup of five or more kittehs at a time may cause giant waves of Kewt. Plz to use Deflector Panels and copies of the 1992 Property Tax Guide of Wakawaka County to reduce the likelihood of ur hed asplode. That is all.
butt (!) ai has lowered immuneity system! will ai need eggstra helps?
Heer! Tayke dis 1975 Sears cat(!)alog, too!
oooh tankiees….yew fink dis will b enuff? *jugglols catalogue and tax guide*
*throws in teh elebenty-eight-page ‘policies an procedures when yor kid gets in trubble at skool’ book taht owr skool district sends home every year*
*balances book on baby bump* n e fing else???
oh my! want…all….kittehs….cutez
::SPLORT::
*dragz in teh CCC.
oh deer!
*Sweepee, sweepee, sweepeee.
*Scoopee, scoopeee, scoopee.
*Tukkee, tukkee, tukkee,
*Pulling on deh CHRG – snugee, snugee.
*Rapping it tite wif deh dukkee tayp. Taypee. Taypee. Taypee.
heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie. no rest and reed these nice tax forms till you feel better.
phew dat was close…taxy forms no has splort facterz…tankee gamma
**Beeg floofy whyte kitteh runz frew teh room an hieds unner teh bed**
Dis hole werkin foar a libbin fing iz WAY ovur-raytid!
Tell meh abawt it. Ai borked 4 masheenz at wurks dis week alreddee. adn has 2 moar dais tu bork sum moar.
Gud luk wif dat, WRr!
Shaer a drinkee wif me?
Shur. Diju see last nite ai gawt teh DWDC dribers lissuns frum teh Krakur jax? Wii can go foar teh ride layter adn lukk fur sumwunz dat needz debreefingz?
Iz yoo tryin to get me drunk so yoo kin debreef me?
Aifinkso wii can start wiff Ur cow irkurz nawt sekkund
Oh…..
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darn.
Dey came frum awter space!
beeware humins! for dey ar…. *SPLORT*!
it’s not just the eyes! are you sure they aren’t all clones??