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Congarats tew anni nighthayde an Italiana! wat a luvvley tye u hav!
ofangyu! Anni, shal whee dansdansdans awf tu teh ty boot eek? Ai heer taht tehy has gnu danglollee kitteh eeringses!
Oops! Ai didnawt meen tu leev owt nytshayde … whee awl kan dansdansdans tugevver!
Ooh! Ai hazn’t had enni noo eerings fur a tleest free weeks!
kan ai kom with? purhaps a short stop at teh pi stall awn the wai?
OOH – pi! Whut an egg salland eye deer!
* Linkies armz wif awl and wih dansdansdans *
I’ll hab 3.14159265 cheezburgerz pleez.
Ooh! Cheezeburger pi!! NOM!
If der’s an e pi left, iz 2.7182818284590452353602874.
izz taht an pees uv pi?
Noe, a pees ob e.
Yu can fynd 2.7 billyun peeses ob pi on teh inturtoobs tho.
RAWR!
no no no, ai meen RUUUN!
Cheezes Twice — itza bear — GEDDIN TEH CAR!!!
aifinkso taht is wun uv mai all tyme faborite lols, ai wish dey wud maik a shurt uv teh dai frum taht wun!
adn himz sed “hoo 8 myne porrij?!?!”
it wuz him! *points at goggie*
I can’t bear it , the tale is teh skerry.
…and then Goldilocks said “that goggie is too big. that goggie too small. that kitteh is jusssssssssst right*
An hee wuz awl lyke RAAAWR!
Adn I woz lyke meeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaoooooooorawr! Adn I showed himz my poyntee ends, my collekshun ob fish hedds adn he was lyke whimpurwhimpur! az he ran up da tree.
Kitteh haz shrunken fish-hed neklace, a sharkskin war clowk adn fish blud war-paint. Kitteh uzes deez on fishing trips. Fish aer sew skared, dey jump in teh bowt.
Feesh arr skairded?? FEESH??!! Hek – AI’M skairded!!
*jumpz inna bedd adn pullz upz teh kuvvers*
An himz sed RAWR!
An Ahm liek waddebber, dude . . .
hee hee, wi haz a multi-GMTA!
Well, dis pikshure juss needed sum vallee RAWRS innit.
‘Sides, kitteh obliviuslee tellin’ storee.
Fur reel …
I dunno. Der HAB been storees on teh nooz adn eben videos ob cats chasing blak bears up trees.
but hims sed “srsly, Rawwwwrrrrrrr!”
Kitteh traiz to splane tu Momcat wai himz wuz lait … agen
…Momcat nawt bai itz foar an minnit, uvkoars …
…and i tryed to stop da bare, but dat is how teh toylet paper gotz all messed up. I sware!
An…an…an it wuz a NINJA bear!!
*kontemplaits bare ninjas….skips awf tew nawty barn*
Ninja-shminja … kleen upz teh mesz adn tehn goe tu yur ruum.
Momcat nawt bai-in’ taht eggs kyoos eever
Eever dat, oar it wuz teh goggie…
ob coarse. teh goggie. y kitteh nawt fink ob dat nawt sekund?
Mutch moar lieklee!
Teh goggie wuz wearin a bear suit?
it wuz a bear nesessity
♫ Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
That’s why a bear can rest at ease
With just the bare necessities of life ♫
Baloo Bear – Junglol Buk!! FTW!
*skritches bakk awn teh treez* …. aaaaahhhh!
Midnyte Kitteh duz
prittee gud Hunnee Bay~urr
Danss, Danss, Danss 4 Noms!
Midnyte Kitteh duz
lawtz feengz bettah dan Hunnee
Bay~urr. Lyke clymez treez!!
Midnyte Kitteh canz
eeben leep hy~urr dan Grayt
Beeg Hunnee Bay~urr!!!
Jack.
Storee tyme at the Kitteh Scouts kamp out!!
Itz wuz an drak adn stoarmee knight, adn kitteh wuz wawkin fru teh wuuds wenn whut didz himz sea butt(!!) an bair!! Adn teh bair wuz…
six feets tawl wif hayuge sharp teef an klaws! An it sew “Ah’m gonna eet u up kitteh!” An den….
Ai sedz, “Nau u nawt! Ai habz pointee ends tu, an ai ken uze em!”
Ewe can haz my noms if ewe can sai “Kitteh Scouts kamp out” tne tymz real fast witut byting ur tonge.
And den I knocked him out, like dis!
Hyah!
“an ai chasded him awf!”
hee ran lyke a scaredy liddle gurl!
Big olde dum-dum-dummy bear!
Hmph! An hee alwais klaimd tew bee smarter taht teh averidge bear!
Dats nawt sayin musch! Dem’s all dummer den deh dummest kitteh
Omg. Whoever said cats are cool, its the owners who are crazy…Was right.
Algy met a bear
and the bear met Algy
The bear was bulgy
and the bulge was Algy
*snert*
Itz wuz a dawrk andz
stoarmee nyte andz Prybitt Iee
Sam Spayd Kitteh wuz
awn t3h case ubs T3h
Mawlteez Teddee Bay~urr dat sendtz
him awll ober taown!
Luukeengz in Liddill
Wun’z Bedroom Windoz wiffowtz
taykeengz a shaortz Napz!!
Oanlee wun Teddee
Bay~urr was misseengz, Sam saw
az lytneengz flashdz bryte!!!
Jack.
OMCC, a dark an stormee nite ohaiku! Awsum Jack! *clappity clappity clappity*
WOW! Ai hazznimprest!! Clappity clappity!
Iz jest a jump to teh left…
an den a step tew teh riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight……….
With your hands on your hips….
Yoo brings yor nees in tite!
Wiffa bitz uvva mynd flipp,
Yuur entu teh thyme slypp!
wa8…what happened tew teh pelvic thrust?
Why? Did yoo wont tu be sent tu de NB?
Taht’z wai ai leffted tz owt! Teehee!
i did jest havva curious….does nb have special seats furr pregnant women? if sew its ok!
Ai m shure dat de YNGs wud be ablol to halp yoo. Butt(!) ai duzzent knoe wot dat wud duu to yor blud preshur.
ai shud prolly sit quietly near teh ty booteek den…..high blood preassure nawt good!
Atheist is walks thru forest when big fierce bear chases him. Atheist sez ‘oh God!”.
Everyting freeze and voice sez “yes? I will saves you iffen yew bekomes christian”. Atheist tinks en sez, ‘tell yew what – saves me and makes bear christian’. God sez hmmm.OK.’
Everyting go back to normal in the forest. Bear who is chasing atheist roars up to him a few feet away but suddenly drops to hiz nees and put paws together, closes eyes and prays.
Atheist says ‘phew. I reely got the better of god”.
Then he hears bear’s prayer:
“for whats we are abouts to receive ….”
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An he was awl:…RAWWWRR
An I was awl:….dude…seriously?
An he walked awai. Tru storee, man. Life or deff, i almost died.
Okay now off to a new McDonalds funny site
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An hee sed “Hay, u gotta pik-a-nik baskit?”
Ai don’ fink Mr. Ranger’s gonna liek dat.
ohai 2kittehkenniff! ai doan fink wii haz met! *eggstends floofy paw uv frendships*
Stoopid behr shud haf known betta dan pikkin a fite wif Basement Cat…
Makwa dance.*5 eags dances with great heart for the healing of fellow peeps*.
furst twas lion adn tigger…, nao bear? omai!
Invisible salsa partner
Invizibul Hamburglur Costum.
W O W !! Tihs is teh furst nd ONLI LOL frum aio6h !!!!!
*fer nao, obcorse*
Luuk at hao menny voats it’z gawt awlreddi
!!!
Menny congratz tu yu, aio6h
i loved this one. it is one of my favorites!! i just joined but i hope i can think of some more clever lines at least half as clever as this one!!
…. an den dey go stealin mah porridge! Waaaaaaaaahhhh!