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Iz two smorl!
Can’t afford 2 shrink! Congrats, OCM!
Thx Anni! Dis kitteh iz troolee splortablol. Better charj up teh CCC tonite!!
Congrachewlayshuns OCM
Thx Anemoneone! Hao u iz? Bin werkin tudai?
Yes, shud be gettin bak tuit. Butt(!) nowuns in mai ruum at de momint, tee hee.
Drie cleen ownlee!
I iz trapped!
Taht’z rite !! A littlol halp, plzthx
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Dem beeg spikee fings ar in mai wai!!
Taht’z a wurree wen yoo’re onli littlol !!
Whare wud kittee rartha bee ??
Aniwair ells
Bed, sleapin
Cowtch, skratchin
Door, out teh
E..
Eeting!!
Far frum dis plais
Gowing owtsied (nawt yet, kitteh!)
Hoomanz lap, wiv snuggloling
I….
O hai ozcatmum! luks liek we postid at teh saem tiems, but ai gess iz teh sleepin tiem fur u, an teh nommin tiem fur meh
Ohai Moe! Iz harf parst 9 heer. Ai hav had sum layt nites tihs week, sew mebbeh wil be as leap suun. Mebbeh nawt.
Hao u bee tudai? U werkin?
Eggzakly in teh senter ub teh armcher
Flopped akross teh keebord sew no wun kan tyep
Gnawin at shoolase
Hidin behind dore, tu pownse
In ur kitchin, eetin awl ur noms
J…
Jumpifyin on teh doggeh
Knokkin tings undur teh fridgefurator
Layzin in teh sun
Moovin tings on teh shelfs
Nomnomnomnomnomnom
O…
Ohai, Shatzeesmom!
Okkyoopye Shoo Bawkz
Pownss awn stray Milk Reeng Feengee
Quikk runneengz away
Rejjisturr 2 voat
Standz awn hynd leggz lyke Zawmbee
Tikkillz wiff Wisskurrz
Undurrstandz Hewminz
Vissitteeng t3h Nawtee Barwn
Wawlkz in t3h Sunlyte
X-Ray teh Dawggeh
Yoink sum Nomz from Prittee Wun
Zoom acrawss t3h Room
Jack.
Ohai, Jack!! Hao yu dooin?
awwwww!!! Jack, u haz owtdun urself!
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Over tehre, nawt heer
Playin teh pianoe * whu knose ?? *
Quing faw dinna wit otter kittehz
Restin afta a bizzy mawning
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* kant complayn wen it’z Jack joynin teh alfamabeticlolz
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top shelf iz Okae, dough!
Hand wosh as nesessesseri.
Dry flat
Aifinkso teh watter is swished orf. Wun plaet, wun tung? Bebeh kitteh bee yuseful.
Bebbeh Kitteh ubz
t3h Midnyte Purr~swayzhunn amz
2 smawll 4 Masheen!
Bebbeh Kitteh shoodz
beez trakkeengz daown Baskitt ubz
cloathzz 4 Lawndree Day!!
Bebbeh Kitteh amz
jusst t3h ryte syze 4 Prittee
Wun’z smawll Vesst Pawkitt!!!
Jack.
Clappity, Jack! Pawkitt kitteh iz cyoot!
Bebbeh BC iz highlee splortablol!
Frenz, I can has hugz, plz? I nawt feline so grate 2day.
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Sawree tu heer u be unwel.
Hoep u pikks up suun.
Beemz ===>>> {{{Red}}}
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I hope you get better. Is there anything I can do?.
I wunner wut teh May Tag repayr man wud fink abowt dis!
Those dishwasher prongs are pointy!!
ohai cheezepeepers! ltns tew awl of ewe! ai has a hopes tewdai finds yew wells. such a splortable kitteh…he can come helps mah bf wid washering ups any tyme!
meantimes hao u awl been…has been a ruff 5 months furr me but awl seems tew be gettin bettr nao
Ohai Zelkina!!! Ai m isst u! Fings nawt bin gud?
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{{{{{zelkina}}}} I hope you get better.
Ohai zelkina! Gud 2 see u bakk agane – u haz had a tuff tiem. Hoep awl goes well frum naow on.
ruff pregnancy ozzcatmom. haz cleared up nao…will be 20 weeks next week an get scan tew see wat my little kitteh is…seeeeewwww want a boi kitteh, sew does the dad.
O ai be sew happee taht u iz ok nao.
(Wen ai dint heer frum u foar sew lawng ai wuz wurreed.)
Teh sekkund harf wil go farst – u wayt an sea!
Wutebber teh kitteh iz – boi oar gurl – u wil lubb it sew much.
Ai waz gonna wayt fer teh 9am LOL, butt(!) mai i lidz ar fawling daon. Sew ai wil hav tu catsh up wiv u suun, Zelkina. Schmooz to awl teh cheezpeeps heer. Nite.
nite ozcatmom! sleeps well!
Dishwashers come with an Anti-Splort cycle, don’t they?
(Tugs on protective gear)
*reads tag*
100% kitteh furz. Hand wash only. NO BLEACH!