A peenk panthur U haz seen 1?
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Purrrhapz a munkee?
Or mebbe a:
♫ Ded ant. Ded ant. Ded ant ded ant ded ant ded ant ded ant? ♫
wot duz teh Peenk Pantha sae wen himz siiz eh ded aunt?
ore steps onna laive won?
wear dided u hide da munkee?
nao nightshayde,
whatz wiff da ded ant? iz confussed
da feem song. tinker bout it.
*tinkin, tinkin, tinkin..* nuffin yet. *tinkin, tinkin, tinkin……* *tinkin, tinkin, tinkin……* *tinkin, tinkin, tinkin……* *lukz blank, brain’z boiled obber* stil no know.
Lissen tiw et (dadum dadum…dadum dadum…dadum dadum,daum,dadum dadum dadum dadum dadaaaaaaaaa!!) Ringaling a ketteh bell?
gotz it nao. nightshadyde substitooted ded ant ♪ ♫ ♪ 4 da pinc panteer’ theme song.
an 
Mebbeh tihs will halp…maind teh gap:
ht tp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhHwnrlZRus
I can’t access youtube here at work, but if you Google “pink panther theme song,” the first youtube offering it pops up should be the one you want.
GMTA!!!
mais oui mon chat.
Awl dez kittehz iz bileengwal!
is taht like teh pink lolphants taht appeer after teh ‘nip?
ai haz a plann…
a man a plan a canal panama..
Teh best palindrome ebber!
letz mi introdoose mi self:
madam i’m adam
madam, in eden i’m adam
he goddam mad dog, eh?
*apologies*
*hangz hed en shaym adn hedz fur teh nawtee bayn*
drivez catena 2 da NB in mi fanci ahem race car
Was it a car or a cat I saw?
*nodz wiff enthusiazim*
gud 1 lungdoc
It wuz a “taco cat”.
At leest it wazn’t
“A dog! A panic in a pagoda!”
ohai, ai haz rayc kar tew! vruuum!
Heers a palindrome ter tiklol yer wiskers.
A man, a plan, a caret, a ban, a myriad, a sum, a lac, a liar, a hoop, a pint, a catalpa, a gas, an oil, a bird, a yell, a vat, a caw, a pax, a wag, a tax, a nay, a ram, a cap, a yam, a gay, a tsar, a wall, a car, a luger, a ward, a bin, a woman, a vassal, a wolf, a tuna, a nit, a pall, a fret, a watt, a bay, a daub, a tan, a cab, a datum, a gall, a hat, a fag, a zap, a say, a jaw, a lay, a wet, a gallop, a tug, a trot, a trap, a tram, a torr, a caper, a top, a tonk, a toll, a ball, a fair, a sax, a minim, a tenor, a bass, a passer, a capital, a rut, an amen, a ted, a cabal, a tang, a sun, an ass, a maw, a sag, a jam, a dam, a sub, a salt, an axon, a sail, an ad, a wadi, a radian, a room, a rood, a rip, a tad, a pariah, a revel, a reel, a reed, a pool, a plug, a pin, a peek, a parabola, a dog, a pat, a cud, a nu, a fan, a pal, a rum, a nod, an eta, a lag, an eel, a batik, a mug, a mot, a nap, a maxim, a mood, a leek, a grub, a gob, a gel, a drab, a citadel, a total, a cedar, a tap, a gag, a rat, a manor, a bar, a gal, a cola, a pap, a yaw, a tab, a raj, a gab, a nag, a pagan, a bag, a jar, a bat, a way, a papa, a local, a gar, a baron, a mat, a rag, a gap, a tar, a decal, a tot, a led, a tic, a bard, a leg, a bog, a burg, a keel, a doom, a mix, a map, an atom, a gum, a kit, a baleen, a gala, a ten, a don, a mural, a pan, a faun, a ducat, a pagoda, a lob, a rap, a keep, a nip, a gulp, a loop, a deer, a leer, a lever, a hair, a pad, a tapir, a door, a moor, an aid, a raid, a wad, an alias, an ox, an atlas, a bus, a madam, a jag, a saw, a mass, an anus, a gnat, a lab, a cadet, an em, a natural, a tip, a caress, a pass, a baronet, a minimax, a sari, a fall, a ballot, a knot, a pot, a rep, a carrot, a mart, a part, a tort, a gut, a poll, a gateway, a law, a jay, a sap, a zag, a fat, a hall, a gamut, a dab, a can, a tabu, a day, a batt, a waterfall, a patina, a nut, a flow, a lass, a van, a mow, a nib, a draw, a regular, a call, a war, a stay, a gam, a yap, a cam, a ray, an ax, a tag, a wax, a paw, a cat, a valley, a drib, a lion, a saga, a plat, a catnip, a pooh, a rail, a calamus, a dairyman, a bater, a canal – Panama!
O M G
* Hao lawng did tehy spend awn taht
?? *
no, but I did see this little honyock runnin’ thataway with a sharpie.
Ai haz nawt herd teh werd honyock since mai mawn wood cawl us that elebenty elebenty yeers ago!
*Haz a smiel*
Oopz, ai ment “mawm.”
Heehee! Allwaiz wantid tu noes how to spel “honyock.” Fanks, rae adn stagehanddan!! Hoo sayz ICHC iz nawt teh authoritative plais for lernin tu spel??
Wazza “honyock”? Can wii has tehm heer innaSeffrika? Wood ai wantz wun ob tehm? Orra “sharpie”?
Teh “Sharpie” part iz eazee; itsa brand of marking-pen. (There was a classic LOL a while back with a kitteh with some black spots on its nose, adn an aggravated look on the face, and a caption like “Okay, put the Sharpie away.”) The “honyock” part is harder to translate; it’s a mildly perjorative term for a foolish person, with debatable origins as a slur used in the US Midwest against people of Eastern European origin… but as far as I know it’s just a general-purpose putdown now, sorta like “twit” or “lout.” But I’m open to correction from all our resident folk-linguists in Cheezland, oyesh.
By the way, I found the “Sharpie” LOL. It’s at
ht tp://cheezburger.com/View/1780327680
(mind the gap)
Kittehz naem must b Stash.
!*&$$#@%*### WP logged me out and I missed the new window. @@@@$#!^%&*
u r knot da onli 1. WP iz messin wiff hour hedz.
ur avatar iz sew sweet. iffin wi hazn’t meeted yet *extendz da floofy paw ob da frenchipz* iis glaad 2 no u.
wutz wif deh trimin on dis one???
oopsie – dat wuz spose to be timin’?? WP haz meh confrazzled.
taeks floofy paw and returns one. Howdy! he said, welcum tu teh wurld ob kitties!
fanks.
happinz ti aww.
Inspector Clawseau?
Ownlie de kitteh noes.
wif dat moostash, kitteh culd alsew bee Haircloo Purr roh.
Ai sawed heem. He celled meh teh car inshoorins. And ai nawt eben hab teh car. ( ai haz teh truk)
luks like Cardinal Richelieu kitteh
.
.
must be after the three mouskateers
Tim Curry kitteh?
bingo
Lazst tiem I saw him, him wuz sellin teh attik insulayshuns awn tee-vee.
Ohai, Red! Ai wuz finking ov u a fyoo minnits agoe wehn wii wuz doing palindromes. Heers teh wun: Kay, a red nude, peeped under a yak.
Butt(!) onlee teh red part, nawt teh yak oar teh Kay. Oar teh noode!
Ohai, Catsablanca!
Akshulee, Kay be my middlol naym, egg-sept iz spelld a liddlol diffrint.
**SIGH**
Awl tree parts of my naym (nawt-sekkund, middlol an last) iz yooshulee spelld rong.
Does u spell “Kay” M-A-R-G-A-R-E-T?
Cloas, butt nawt kwite.
G-E-R-T-R-U-D-E?
Yup, dat’s it.
O wow! On my second guess! Should I get a job wif teh carnival, u think?
LCB, U am a carnival!!
*Nods hed* Yup my cween. You has a correkt.
U means that I smell like teh cotton candy and funnel caek?
*witholdz comment abowt bearded lady*
*runs for teh mirror and tweezers*
EEP!
*reaches for teh weed-whacker instead*
Ohai mai cwwen! How yoo am? Ai’s sending BIG beems ob lubs to Richard n yoo. {{{{{{{{cweenmj n hubby}}}}}}
ohai, 4.5K!!
adn hao iz yoo?
Carnival, Ai can has teh krakur Jax pls?
* opens teh box looks at teh free sir prize *
Whut’s dis? Teh lisence tu dribe teh DWDC?! WOOT!!!!
AAAHHHHHhhhhhh! *pees in a flannik*
teh Bawhston Blakkee kynd!
dat sawn iz so much fun to sing along wif. Ai haz dat on Jimmy’s CD “Meet Me In Margaritaville”.
Wun of my naybur’s kittehs has teh “kitler” mustash. Iz teh kyoot.
Excuse me, does yew have a hrum?
A whut?
A RHRUM!
*summons teh bellboy to see if he can unnerstand this*
*cunsults phraze buk* Here, maybe this will halp:
h t t p://w w w.youtube.com/watch?v=dc_Ycnqm1Cc
*sees self in video clip*
*never knew that teh camera added elebenty years*
*faints*
*slips pillow unner LCB’s head and calls for YNGs wif fans*
LCB! yew in tehr?
*weekly*
I had teh strangest dream! I dreamed I was a old German man working in a hotel.
*puffs on pipe distractedly*
dew yew havva Zimmer?
O, ja, ja. Let me just get teh key— HAY!
ai wuld liek tew ordurr a AHMburghur.
Uh oh! Sawwry yew fainteded. But yew better faint wif one eye opun, just in cayse Kato is around.
I thought u was teh one whut hadda be teh careful!
Now I’m even moar confusified.
Oh yeah. Dat’s right. Nebber mind.
Ur trying to trick me into giving something away. It won’t work.
ai haz da bimp onna mai hed. kan’t heer u.
an my tung is twisted round my eye-teef aneye caint sea a werd i’m sayin’
does yer dug beeit?
I dunno. BUt doe yew hab a lisahnse fer yer minky?
zat isss knot mai dog…..
Dats an interesting luk dere, kitteh. I still say yoo should’ve gone wif a moar Salvador Dali luk, tho. Jus sayin.
ahh, iz detekteef Jackues Claw-seau.
has u seen muh pantur?
a pinkee, pinkee pantur?
las iz saw him, paintin a pinkee pikshur
of a pinkee bukkit and a lean pinkee monster…
he ran awai, i knoes
follow wherever lolrus goes
i hoeps to find dis pantur
a pinkee, pinkee pantur…
wayt…a bukkit? waer? izzit a bloo wun?
nay, itz peenk.. iz shure uf it…
maybe bukkit smuglol konspirasee, aifinkso…!
hmz…mebbeh teh bloo bukkit can has peenk paynt, purrhapz??
noez, buttz ai canz turn mai skaelz tew a peeenk colur…ai juss nawt watn tew….
nice moustache
Duz ur goggie bit????
*Is attacked by Burt Kwok* NOT NOW KATO!!!