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Snuggies Now available in black leather
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Ahem…. Awn dis awspishus ukkayshun, Ai wud liek 2 offur mai warmist congratshumalayshuns 2 teh wun an ownlee, esteamd Doktur uv Fillosufee, owr own Gizmo! Berry well dun!
Ai haz bean bizzee in teh kitchin an bring sordid caeks an cukkiez an hab raydid mai seller fur whines u awl cullers (dere aer sawft drinks 2)
Az mai gift fur Gizmo Ai gib a silber fraem 4 her dokturayt sertifikut.
OOOOoooohhh, we gets caek frum anni! Whut a treet!
and congarats awn ur tawp spot!
Thx, hcr!
oh anni, fank yu so bery much! *gizmo noms teh cukie adn sips teh wine* dat silber fraym is lubbery, ai shall hang it wif a prowdniss on mai wall dis bery aftanune! {{{anni}}}
Fill-O-so-fly? Yu eet adn turn into sooperwoman?
Moast heartee conga rat ulations!! U has put in teh werk, nao enjoy teh reewardz!!!
A ihaz a prawd uv U!!
*aftur finking sum moar, realizes shii duz haz gift fur the AKA demic wummin.*
May U haz a wundermous partee givn bai yur frenz, wif awl yr frenz dere, an U teh sin (!?!) ter uv attenshun, an lubing it awl. Thus, mennee happee memrees!!
(Whut feeld?)
*slolee ree lizes Dr. Gizmo haz teh partee. Wishes shee (rd) wud fink moar bee four postin*
An IRL partee, so U can haz teh IRL photoz, and giffs, an such.
Wel sed Anni nd taht’s a nyse gift
!!
!!
Thx for noms tuu
Comgrabyurelayshuns, Dr. Gizmo! Taht is troololee a nakomplyshmint ov witch you has ebree ryt tu bih beriberi prowd!
Mai gyft izza akademiklol huud taistfullolee embroydurd wif tynee kittehs.
Foar teh eundermuss spred uv noms, ami ai addz hoamaid cannoli adn tiramisu, adn an trae uv bellinis (non-alkohawlikk foar tohse hoo purr fur) foar drinkees.
oh Italiana, dat huud is jsut magnifisant! *gizmo trys it on* adn hoa pritty it luks! fankoo bery much {{{Italiana}}}
I awlsew wish tu offur an akka… akga… edddy… know-finngys-stuff related gift — a full-sized replika statoo ob Teh Thinker, butt dun rite. (Teh thinker iz a Siamese kitteh.)
wow, fankoo jd! dats berry fortful uv yu to fink uf dat
These congratshoelaces cum frum booklion, who kin nawt b here, unfortunately:
Hooray!!!!!! fur Gizmo!. I won’t be able to be there (wah!) but please, someone, honeycakerabbit or Nennepuss, copy and paste and post my congrats on the neggst lol, okay? Gizmo, you prolly already has teh never-ending bookshelf, so I gibs yu somfing completely oppsite — a basket of aromatic bath oils and another one of culinary spices, so teh body gets its chance and yr life isn’t all in the mind all teh time. Also, see this nice big pink heart-shaped pillow? It is for your heart and soul, so that they, too, have the chances to express themselves, eben today, as we sillybrates yr wonderful mind. Menny congrats, and a happy life to you, today and in teh future!
fankoo fur passing on teh msg, hcr!
booklion: fankoo so berry much. ai will haf tym tu injoy lots of lubberly relaxing baffs noa ai is (awlmost, uver dan teh correcshuns) dun! and teh pollow is sew bery, bery fortful. ai appreshiates it bery much {{{booklion}}}
Three cheers for Doctor Gizmo! Huzzah, huzzah, huzza!
And I’ve brought food to the party, too: asparagus lasagne made with home-made pasta and home-made mozzarella. And a big salad of spring greens and pretty edible flowers.
Oooh, what a lovely party for such a wonderful occasion.
Edible flowers? Dat be relevant to MAI interests …
*nom nom nom nom nom nom nom*
ohai Q (and upfi!) fankoo bery much fur teh lubberly lasagne *nomnomnom* ai is gonna be wun berry full doctor bai teh tym ai gets tu teh bottom uf teh fred…! {{{Q}}}
here, has a salolad with sweetpea tendrils and nasturshums. Delicious n nutrishush and will cleanse teh palate so you can eet moar!
oooh, fankees sweetpea! *nomnomnom*
ooh! – NOM! Nasturshiyumz, merrygoaloldz, pannseesz, vyoletz, and roazez! Beeyouteemuss adn nommy awlsoetu!
Dr. Gizmo, mai hart is havin sew muches proaud uf u taht mai shirt isawl stikkin owt. Ai noes how hard u haz workinged, adn how muches u de serves 2 be reconised 4 it.
party kitteh?
I meen, a bat duz nawt seem to be a partay animal, you know? So I iz givin a party kitteh to the new doktor, and I am offering a tray of mini breakfast burritos and crab & cheeze wontons.
a party kitteh! oh my, fankoo carosue! *grabs a scrummy-lukkin burrioto (or is dat purrito?!) adn raps it in a napkin fur layter*
Nawt purty, enniwai!
Concatyoulayshins Dokter Gizmo!!! I haz a hyoog prowd of you!!! I haz brot sum assordid Starbux cawfees fur eberywun an I maded mai bery bestist batch of brownees! I hopes you loves choklit becawz doze brownees be loaded wif LOTS of choklit!!!
fankoo sew much, Mitts! ooooh, cawfee adn brownies – purrfict fur an aftanune treet
fankoo agin!
Ohai cheezpeeps!
Welcum to teh partay foar DRGizmo, hoo has just passed her PHD! I’ve set up tables and benches in teh near part awf teh Princess Mu meadow, so we can silly brayt DrGizmo’s grate success in teh warm sunshine. Teh wooden tablols are decomarated wiff mennee beautimous flowers frum teh meadow, cowntless colourful flashes surrownded by greens sitting awn teh wooden bakgrownd.
Over to teh left, I has set up a larj tablol foar teh noms and drinks. I brotet mah favourite foods: jermin potato sallid, greek sallid wiff lawts awf greek cheeze in it, self-made white bread rolls (still warm!) fresh frum teh oven, a playt awf sortet cheezes (brie, camembert, gruyere, comte, danbo, mild an sharp cheddars, gorgonzola and gouda), chopped vegetablols (carrots, courgettes/zucchinis, bell pepper, cauliflower) and severul dips to go wiff them. An a hyooge bowl awf self-made mousse au chocolat foar desurt.
Foar drinks, there is Apfelschorle, orinj (nawt poison) joos, water, tea, red an white wine frum Italy, jermin beers an, awf course, shampayn!
Jest add ur noms to teh tablol, git urself a playt an -njoy!
DrGizmo, I has foar u a big Dr’s hat. I dusn’t noe whut’s teh tradishun in teh TTI, butt over here, ebbry gnu PhD gets a Dr’s hat wiff picshers and stuff awn it that shows teh wurld hoo u reely are -awn top awf showing hao clebbur u are! So here’s ur Dr’s hat maded frum pure blak velvet and wiff picshurs awf ur beautimous Gizmo abatar kitteh (attenshun! apply CHRC!), wiff picshers awf awl teh cheezpeeps and their abatars, picshers awf teh Princess Mu meadow an a tiny Gizmo kitteh figure awn top.
Wear it wiff pride!
{{{DrGizmo}}}
*opuns a bottlol awf shampayn*
POP!
*pours into glasses*
To teh gnu PhD!
*clink*!
Ooooh, shampayne! Mai favoritimus dwink! Fankies Gizmo fer gettin’ ur PhD sos wee kin helf u sillybrate!
*Upfi crawls in, dragging a tray on wheels*
Ohai, ai brought sum chili con carne and sour cream and sum French bread sticks. Is nice’n'hot’n'spicy!
Iffn is too hot for ur taste, ai can recommend honeycakerabbit’s Germun beers!
And WOOT for Dr. Gizmo! U be a learnèd cheezpeep nao. Ai gibs u a
cukkookitteh clock wif a kitteh dat comes out every hour and goes MEEEOOOWW to reminds u it be time for gushi fud or ear skritches and snorgles.fankoo sew much fur teh wunnermus clok! *bangbangbang wif teh hammar adn teh nayls adn…voila!* it be hanging on mai wall adn luks moast beautimus! {{{upfi}}}
oh hcr, yu gibs me leeky eyes! dat hat is jsut wunnermus at mai uni in TTI, ai has tu ware a greene adn red hat – ai wish ai cud ware teh wun yu has maded insted! {{{hcr}}}
*clink*
*sipsipsip*
sorree…
hic!
I has to leeve teh partay awl to u, Gizmo. I has to run and catchify a trayn to travel to hubbycat
. Njoy teh partay an teh sunshine and awl teh gud noms peepl has brought! {{{DrGizmo}}}
A Ohai Tee, in onner ob Dr Gizmo? Wot a gud eyed eer! Ai has maed sum skonns AND sum scoens an bofe has lashings an lashings ob strorbree jam and clotty creem.
Ai raze a toest, in creem caeks, to Dr Gizmo – may CC bless hur an awl hoo sayl in hur!
Huzzah fur Dr Gizmo!
Huzzah !! Adn lashingz tu awl huu sai uverwize !! * Tehy bi clots *
fankees, ambercat! ohai tee sownds lyk jsut teh fing *grabbs a scoen wif clotty creem* mmmmmmm
OOO!!! Kin Ai PLZ dum tu awl teh oka shuns U caters!? Teh hole list is the Nommy!!
An U givz teh wondermus prezzies, tu, wif fotfulniss and thyme put in !!
Ai’m goeng batty
Yuud hab tu bi batty !!
Contrachewlayshuns Doktor Gizmo, ai wud beri mush liek to stay butt(!) ai habs to go back tu werk nao. Mebbe ai sii yew layta.
*borrows a larj playte ov honeycakerabbit’s jermin potata sallid for nomming layta on*
fankoo, AO! ai hopeso werk is nawt tu pleh – adn teh partee will still be heer wen yu gets bak
This is a verri uprite bat, a pillar ob de comyoonitie.
Mebbee it’s frum Australia? Then it wud teknikloly be teh rite way up…
Which, awf course, foar a bat is teh wrong way up, rite?
WRong, rite … it awl be a mattur of purr speck tiff!
If a bat wuz tu lie daon, shud it lie fais up oar fais daon
??
Teh pikchoor iz upsied doun!
oar teh bat izz daounsied upz!
Ohai Dr. Gizmo! Conga rats tu yu on yer slendifimous acheevemint! I be wun ob deh noobies here.
*extends floofy paw ob congrats an frenship to Gizmo*
Nyce tu meet yu!
Ohai ‘Niser! Nice to meet you! It be a gud day to unlurk cos dere be a party! U is most welkum! *offers feelur to shake hands/paws/appendages wif ‘Niser*
Ohai upfi! Nyce tu meet u 2!
*gwatefilly excepts feelur adn offers floofy paw ob frenship*
*tickles floofy paw*
Your lolspeak does not look noobie to me! U is quite profe … prov … gud at it!
Ai akshully studified hardly fer weeksweeksweeks B4 ai joined in deh funs. “U gots 2 lern deh langweg” iz wut mai kittehs kept tellin mee.
Well, kittehs be not QUITE rite in dis cays – in cheezland, effury form of Ingrish is ackcepted. Is nawt like in real whirled …
BTW, ai has sent u a fwend rekwest. U nawt be “bloo” yet (u needs to entur teh URL in WeirdPress, see Cheez Town Cryer or ask here) butt (snerk) peeps can awlways find u via teh backdoor. Luk for Niser, peeps, wifout teh apostrophee!
Fankies 4 deh fwend rekwest upfi! Ai twied 2 entur deh URL in mai weirdpress a count, butt(!!) 4 sum reeson un known 2 mee it haz not workified yet. Ai’ll has 2 twy agin.
Iffn u let teh mouse hover over a bloo cheezpeeps name (laik mine), u can see in teh status bar of ur window wot teh URL has to luk laik. Iffn dat be any halp…
*tap tap tap*
Testin. Testin fer blooness.
*sigh*
Wun Mor Thyme!
oahi, ‘Niser! fankoo bery much, adn it be bery nise tu meet yu *happily shayks teh floofy paw uf frendship* ai du hopes yu has a gud tym at the partee! *passis ‘Niser a glass of teh favoritist uf drinks, adn a playt uf teh favoritist uf noms* injoy!
Ai iz a bat, but nawt a baizball bat.
… oar an krikkit bat …
* PB bringz in teh portablol aussie barbeeque nd a larj keg ob ozzie beer *
* Putz owt sum dek chairz nd a taiblol ob sallids *
* Starts blowin up balluunz *
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*Sits down next to PB and whips her bicycle pump out of her pack, fits it with special balloon-blowing-up attachment and helps out*
Than Q
!!
Otay, whu wontz a dans dans dans ??
* Putz awn a rechoard ob happi dansin myuzic *
Jump, jump, slied, slied tu teh rite
Jump, jump, slied, slied tu teh left
spin yor partna nd spin yor selph !!
Adn agenn
!!!
*batbatbats wun uf teh baloons*
POP!
*hyds unner a tablol*
Teh lil bat hangz upside doan
An doanside up teh possum (sordid oar nawt)
Dey haz tu froan
Tu sho a smylolol,
Sai doze whuv run accross ‘em.
(lerned mennee yeers ago in teh skule)
Dat neggst reeply bee longz tu teh batt pick sure, noduh!
Mint tu say tu U: diz is yur partee, sew U kin cri (wif happiness) oar pop teh balluns, ifn U wantz tu!!
Conga rat shoo lasez, Dr. Gizmo :3.
I bringz sum nyse Colombian koffeez 4 ebbry1z
fankoo, Saki! ai donut finkso we has met befur? *eggstends teh floofy paw uf frendship* aihopeso yu injoy teh partee – adn fankoo fur teh lubbery koffee! *sipsipsip*
Um…nawt to cawz a pees in a flannik, butt (!)….haz anywun seen our beloved Dokter Gizmo?????
Yes! She be here, dere and effurywhere on dis thread.
adn eben here tu!
ai has been werkin mai way down frm teh top – der ar lots uf fanks tu be sed!
oh my, oh my, oh my! fank yu awl soooooo much fur teh lubberly gifts adn noms! isnt is awlways teh way dat wen yu wants tu chek ICHC, yur boss koms in adn sez: ‘employee, ai has sayvd dis bery lowng adn annoying task fur jsut dis bery moment, adn yu cannot yus a compytor fur it, adn yu has tu du it noa’ ?!?!?! dats nawt fayr at awl! but (!) noa ai will rede fru awl teh lubberly poasts adn reply…oh my, fank yu awl agin so berry berry much {{{cheezfrends}}}
Yay!!!! Der you are!!! {{{{{Gizmo}}}}} I was hazing a worried dat u wood miss yer own partee! CONGARATS!!!!
yay!! here ai is!!! stoopy were *grumblols unner bref* mai shift has finnisht noa, so ai is gonna drib hoam, butt (!) ai will be bak tu carry on teh sillybrashuns in about firty minnits oar sew! injoy teh party – pb has put on sum eggsilent dansing mewsic! *Gizmo danses off home wif teh biggist happy in teh whilrd*
* Waivz *
* Putz awn moar myuzic nd grabz a preetend mycrofoen …..
* Hee, hee
*
hee hee heeeeee! iz dat how yu dans, pb?!
Menny congratz tu yu, Dr. Gizmo! Dat b kwite teh acheeve mint. Ai brings a big froot bowl an a spice caek wif carmlol ising. Iz teh yummee, so enjoi!
fankoo berry much, cassidy! *nomnomnom* yu be rite – its berry yummee! injoy teh partee!
Conga-rats to yu Dr. Gizmo!!! Ai haz maid fur yu teh froot peetza adn a trey uv crew de tays fur yur pleh zhur. *Happeh dansdansdans, kik, twurrl, twurrl adn kurtsee*
fankoo berry much, shatzeesmom! adn clappityclappity fur teh lubbery dans!
Powr tew yr albo, Dr Gizmo! Ai feelz a bittle timidated bai yr noo tidal. Butt(!) beri prowd tew b anubber cheezpeep wif yo …
ohaim mollypuss! pleez nawt tu be timidaytid in teh sliteist! we awl be cheezpeeps heer
LCB rushes in, wearing a cap and gown from her Alma Mommeh and playing wif teh tassel. She has pulled a all-morning-er to rite a song for teh newly minted Ph.D. Mmmm… mint…
Gizmo, Ph.D.
(aplolgies to teh Small Faces, Sha-La-La-La-Lee)
Lolyrics below teh video:
Worked so hard, now she sees teh lite
Gizmo, Ph.D., yeah
I knoes everything gonna be all rite
Gizmo, Ph.D., yeh
Gizmo, Ph.D.
Teh Cheezpeeps say, “That’s teh way to go!”
Gizmo, Ph.D., yeh
Now let’s celebrate, party! Whoo!
Gizmo, Ph.D., yeh
Gizmo, Ph.D.
She passed her tests and her paper’s writ
She is gonna be called “Doctor”
We has a proud of her industry
Oh yeh, oh yeh
Oh yeh, oh yeh, oh yeh
She’s so SMRT and she did just fine
Gizmo, Ph.D., yeh
So come on, guise, let’s has some wine
Gizmo, Ph.D., yeh
Gizmo, Ph.D.
She passed her tests and her paper’s all writ
She is gonna be called “Doctor”
We has a proud of her industry
Oh yeh, oh yeh
Oh yeh, oh yeh, oh yeh
Come on by ‘fore this party ends
Gizmo, Ph.D., yeh
Well we invited all of teh Cheezfrenz
Gizmo, Ph.D., yeh
Gizmo, Ph.D.
Gizmo has her Ph.D.
Gizmo has her Ph.D.
Gizmo has her Ph.D.
Gizmo has her Ph.D.
Gizmo has her Ph.D.
Gizmo Gizmo Gizmo has her Ph.D.
Gizmo Gizmo Gizmo has her Ph.D.
Gizmo Gizmo Gizmo has her Ph.D.
Gizmo has her Ph.D.
Gizmo has her Ph.D.
Gizmo has her Ph.D.
lcb, dis be the bery bery bery bestist song wif lolyrics dat ai has ebber, ebber herd. fankoo so berry, berry much! yu has givin me adn eben happier tayl dan ai had befur!
{{{lcb}}}
*hugs Gizmo*
*swats at tassel behind Gizmo’s back*
*wunners if she shud tuk dem tassels away…*
Oh, no. NO need to bother. I can take care of them if they is giving u a bother. *nods*
*gizmo carefully detachis hur tassles adn ties dem onto lcb’s lubberly cap* der yu go, yu deserve dubble teh goldin tassles on yur cap in fanks fur teh lubberly song
Partee tiem! Conrashylayshuns, DR Gizmo!
It iz diffiklolt tu fink ov a giff az gud az teh wuns u hav bin gibbon awlreddi, butt(!) ai thot u mite lyke a lubblee bunsh ov naytiff Orstraylyun flowas.
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ocm, dey be just gorjus – fank yoo {{{ocm}}} ai hasnt sene a lawt uf dose types uf flowrs befur adn dey be jsut lubberly! *sniffsniff* adn dey smells beyutimus tu!
Teh yello wuns ar Kangaroo Paws (can get in red, grene, blak) an teh beeg wuns liek a sillinder ar Banksia. Doan eben noe awl teh nayms maisalf!
Teh Gizmo-catz wurkt varry hard,
Stoodied awl nytes alawts!
Wuz reedin an lernin an memerizin,
wif Gradumacashun in teh thawts.
An nao teh dai iz finelly kom
to fro teh mawrtar bords hi,
an Welcom intew Dokterdum
Gizmo-kitteh, Dokter ov Fillosofye!!!11!!
*hums teh graduashun march – da da ta da, da da…*
We am awl sew varry prowds ov yoo! wae tew go!
Jennifffuurrr, dat was wunnermus! *clappityclappityclappity!* fankoo sew berry much! {{{Jennifffuurrr}}}
Grate poo’ et tree!!
Conga-rats Dr Gizmo!
**Red hieds unner teh bed, cuz itz stormin heer**
fankoo berry much, red!
*gizmo hyds unner teh bed wif red tu keep hur kumpanee, bringin sum uf teh noms adn drinks frum upfred jsut in cays teh storm lasts a long tym!*
O, appy dai Dr Gizmo! I haz broted a cass err roll ob mai own makeen. It haz ground turkey an cream of sallery an cream ob mush ruumms an mixed veggies an potatoes and mozz cheese on top. Also, I haz braut a bran new jernail fur u, tu rite awl ur appy thawts in fur deh nex yeeer. Con cat u lay shuns Dr Gizmo!
fankoo berry much, MamaCat! dat cass err roll sownds jsut nomilishus *Gizmo slises awf a peece and saves it fur layter* that jernail is a lubberly gift, fankoo {{{MamaCat}}}
Congratulation Gizmo on your PH D. May it be a stepping stone to a life you can enjoy and share with your friends.
Thank you, 5 Eagles. I appreciate the good wishes!
All I am saying is I am off to the NB for the day.LMTFO>
Minion of Basement Cat
Surprisingly cyoot!
Sawry i missed teh celebrations Gizmo! I ober slept…Anywae…
CONGRATULATIONS GIZMO!!!!!
fankees berry much indeed, claregurl!
Sorriee Ai hazza late. Ai jus gotz hoem frum teh plehplehpleh wurk adn sees teh party going awn. Congra rats tu DrGizmo! Ai maed sum eggrolls adn wontons (iffn dere bii anee peeps still heer) fur teh sillybrashun.
fankoo, momchan! teh partee neber ends in cheezland
Congratulations, Gizmo Ph.D.! Um, what is your field?
All creatures recognize the greatness of the Snuggie. Hail the mighty fabric!
Lol now i want the snuggies!!! i wants a blue one though cause dat mai faborite color and white and silber and green and tye-dye
No, u mai nawt stawp here.
aaaaaawwwwww! I love bats!
Is on sale at teh Hot Topics. Not serious just jokings.