
*nomnomnom* Either you get him, or I will.
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*nomnomnom* Either you get him, or I will.
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ai dont has flavor. goe ehwae.
Congrats, catena!
thx iz beeg brayd parayd!
Congrats Catena
the goggie, on the other hand, is reputed to taste like chikken.
*kitteh looks askance at goggie*
*tummy rumblols*
He wud be sayfur if u getz him.
Get rid uv it!
Ohai annipuss! Fankies 4 deh frend!
Dass OK! Walkum abord!
ai iz twying hard too bee bloo!
Haz u finded teh Ceez Town cryer? Dere aer instrukshus dere fur awl sorts uv fings incloodin bein bloo.
ht tp://cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/ (Cloes up teh gap)
Yesh, akshully I hab, butt (!!) it still nawt working. Ai has 2 keep twying!!!!
mebbe teh ehpawstrafee eet teh frownt awf yur naym?
ai has awlsoe sent eh OHai fren rekwest. eet beun frum “azevedan”
Kthxpleiseggspect
Ohai ‘niser – i tryed tu send u teh akshuall werding tu type in, butt (!) ai gawt mawderatud, adn den (gasp!) teh commint waz gobbloled ! sowwy – ifn u luk on teh Cheeztown Cryer, the way tu type ur name in furr blooness is dere.
ohai TTC, i’z bakk over at MF’s, jsut lettin yoo know. didn’t want yoo getting lost in teh middle ob all teh ikk i’z going on abowt.
Kitteh’s arrr nawt noms!
Well, u noe wats dey say, ear today, corn tomorrow.
*grone*
*fasepaw, fololed bai heddesk*
*Faceknife*
Goggie just luvs teh kitteh!
…butt wants yu to add sum moar salt adn maybe sum spices.
Hold still, jd! *gets out sower creem*
*rolls goggie in sour cream mixteded wib catnip -adn- aniseed*
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Ok, dat shud mayk fings inneresting.
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(Foar non-goggie-victims, aniseed duz to goggies what catnip dus to cats.)
Gud wun, jd!
sumbuddee getz mih an shamwow, pleeze – teh gog izz drooleng … agen …
pls to put him out of my miseree
Ai iz not yore chew toye u stoppy googie!
Ooops, I meanded stoopie, not stoppy.
Stoppy, stoopee googie!
Adn ai meanded goggie, not googie. Knot a gud day fer deh flyin fingers.
Udder dan dat it wuz perfetimus!
ai ddi teh saym mistaek! ddiunt mene it eddah!
*faispalm*
An Ai din’t notiss!
I tho2t typos were a major part ov lolspeek.
Ai noe heez ‘kyoot’ but (!) dat will NAWT keep himz alyve……
Pointy endz in 3…2…1… Yipyipyip!!!
oooh, deh goggie iz in beeg trubbel. pointee enz NOW!!
I dun has flavur. Nawt wearing mai Icanhascheezburger fragrence (see “I has a flavor” t-shirt page for video)
I’s bein eated by kewt!
Grumblol grumblol….Puppies: Can’t live wiff um…Can’t shredd um wiff mom watchin.
We hadd a puppeh wuns an a 18munf babbeh. We hadd 2 rehoem teh goggie cuz uv teh bitin – teh babbeh kep bitin teh goggie!
Wuz dat Puddy Tat wat did teh bitin, Anni?
Noe, wuz mai babbeh bruvver!
Frends…Roamins….Cheezemens (am wimmins)…..lend meh ur eerz. Ai kom tew nom Kitteh, nawt tew prayze him!
*hands bluesfan473 a catnip coated chewtoi*
kittehs are fwends, not chewtois.
OT: ai missed da happytail selebrations fur Dr. Gizmo. So here goes:
{{{{{Dr. Gizmo}}}}} Dis eggselent gnus. You iz offishully a Dr. ob Literature. YIPPEE! adn YEE HAW!!!
Yesh yesh! Ai adds mai big big congaratshoolayshuns tew u Gizmo! Well dun!
ai finkso ai maded an mistake. Ai fink Gizmo iz Dr. ob Filosophy – nawt Literature.
*haz a nembarrassed*
iz a dr ob filsoffy in literchur! so bofe iz rite
fankies LM. Ai haded RLS a twerk adn culd nawt get back fur da rest ob da day.
aaawwww! kyootie puppie!
Nom, nom, nom ur cat, till he goez insayne, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily trublols awn de wai !
Lols! Dat be stuk in mai hed nao! Lubly song! *walks awai singing “nom, nom, nom ur cat…”*
GMTA, CG – oooh – its still in mai hed!!
dats berry kyoot – gud sawng – but naow itz in meh head – aarrgghh.
ARRRRGHHHH eerwurms maek it stawp!
High on a hill was a lonely kittehherd…
Thanks, gammacat, dat’s much werse.
yer welcome!
Is bettur dan teh songs frum dose annoying shampoo commercials –ARRG still stuk in mai head!!
EEEEWWWW … an wett willie frum teh goggie! Duu. Nawt. Wawntz.
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to *takes a deep breff* Catlynn, Tokyo96, Yvi, Fox-ensahx, an Krisee an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, buttery yello caeks wif crunchy brown sugar topping, iskreem, frooty party punch, fansee shiny party hats, an goodie bags filled wif frizbeez taht make raynbows wen tehy fly, kitteh an puppeh finger puppets, kandee, an shiny alien stikkers wif googly eyes!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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Happi birfdai 2 awl teh peeplz wiv birfdaiz 2dai an happi un-birfdai 2 ebbriwun els!
Borowded frum Allis inz Wundurlandz (adn kitteh-fied, uvkoars) -
“An beri merree
Unburfdae tu yuu,
Tu yuu, An beri merreey
Unburfdae tu yuu,
Tu yuu,
It’z grate tu
Nomsip tu sumwunn ,
Adn Ai gess tahat
Yuu wyll duu,
An beri merree
Unburfdae tu yuu!”
Heer heer! 2 awl teh cheezpeepz wif adn wif-owt birfdaiz 2dai. Ebbrehwun habs uh gud wun!
Soopid goggie can has bery low laif expectanssee
kitteh eers iz bad for yor helf.
an kittew claws r woerss!!
Goggie is inna beeeeg trubble
….braaaaains…
Dis iz way tew kyoot. Me wantz da ketteh! Owr duz hee or shee beyte? I duz not likezez ketteh dat beytes!