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I am the library cat. This is MY beanbag chair. You will be quiet and orderly. You will not throw books. IF you prove yourself worthy, I will let you pet me, and I may even come sit on your lap. In the meantime, I am watching you…
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adn noe choklit een teh libraree!
In dat caes, Ai aern’t goin dere! Congrats, catena!
mi nedda!
Conga rats Catena! Whut, wait, NO CHOKLIT????? Ai has tu pick between dis beautimus kitteh an choklit? Arghhhhhhh!
Okae, em ai teh awnlee won hu red Hairee Pottah?
Ai hazn’t redd it enniwai!
Me Nieder.
Nope, me neefer.
Oh gud, Ai thort Ai wuz teh ownlee persun in teh wirld hoo hadn’t red it!
knot mi neefer.
Nup, nawt mi niver !!
me neefer. Guess dat makes lots ob us.
But … but … choklit mayks me feel so much beddur aftur a Dementor sighting.
Hairee Potta buuks iz full uv win an awsum. Ai jus re-reeded dem a fyoo munfs ago.
Ai wuz borned on Hallolween. Ai shud haz bin ablol to go to Hogwarts (or at leest a Merikun cownterpart). Itz nawt fair dat ai iz a muggle.
ai luv teh books tew!
Ai jus lub awl teh buuks in teh fantersee jawnrohs. Bleefs meh, ai wud bii awn heer a lolt moar ef nawt fer buuks.
Ar prrfrrs ti habs meh chawklit, doh.
Mai 85 yeer owld Mawm iz teh Hairee Potta fan, sew Ai red ur cawmint tu hur, NS, adn seh started laffing. Seh eggsplayned whut a muggle wuz.
noep, nawt heer eever.
we will has to sneak it in…
heh, my thots egg sag lee.
Heer. Hied it in these wafflols.
Hawo abowt da mnmz? duznt melt in da bukz oar awn da wite kitteh. k? Doan membur Harry Potter abowt chonklit in da liberry. did rede.
Soe bee gud
O anni! wii haz eh ty!
ai tawt ai wuz layt!
An jk2k wuz dere wiv us!
conga rats 2 bof ob yoo!
doan maek mii git teh ruulur owt!
adn jk2k kumpletez teh brayd!
Okae….aiz dun wif mai meetunz adn iz goun aot fur walkeez!
ai bowt eh kuyt kitteh littul luggaj tag fur mai kneez. herz has tu kittehs!
teh ty butik shud has dem, tu, aifinkso!
Oh …. an shhhhhhhhh!
*ringringtoneringtone*
*opens cell fone*
hewoh? Kitteh?
*le chatchatchat*
*feels glare of Library Kitteh*
What? You didn’t say nuthing about cell phones!
*chatchatchatchat oblivious to glare scorchings of dementored librarian*
*smax gum loudlee*
ai new yu wuz bad won!
eww – himz don’t luk mucsh liek Dewey, deh famoos liberry cat. berry stern!
dewey iz a grate book!
sure is!
ai lubed dat book so much. Dere’s a coupla used book stores here dat haz kittehs. Grate place to go and wonder around searchin fur old books to read or re-read.
Gess wut?? Thay is maykin a moovee abowt Dooee!!
Ai b reedin it nao adn ai lubs himz. Doan wanna sadd ednin!
ai wurked een librareez awl tru OHai skule adn kollej!
But .. but .. liberrians r berry nize peoplez & luuuuurves der kittehs! I be won of dem kitteh-luving liberrians.
Oh, der, der Anne. We jus playin. We noes der be nice liberrians lyke yu!
Mah Momcat wuz a school liberrian fur yeerz, an wun uv mah bridesmayds iz a liberrian — an boaf lurve kittehs!
Gud liberrians iz full uv boaf awsum an win! Bad liberrians, nawt so much.
But… but… NS, I bleev there is video evidence of ur mommeh singing and dansing in a libarry! N’est-ce paw?
Oui — but she wuz nawt teh librerrian. Mebbe dats where she lerned to lurve teh librerreez.
Yabbut, havening video evidense of libarrical malfeasance could have been teh dangerous to her when she was a libarrian. She is teh luckey!
Yesh, menny liberrian lurves kittehs an sum liberries eben haz kittehs, liek teh famous Dewey! ht tp://www.spencerlibrary.com/dewey.shtml ai whish mai liberry hadda kitteh…
Liberry cats has a awesum.
I is Library Cat. No, yoo will nawt heer me rawr, dis is teh library. Sheesh, leern teh rools.
We leevz teh roarin to teh lions guardin teh owtsied stairs & teh door!
Dey du teh rawrin, i do teh buk keepin. Is tuff wurk.
kitteh in photo says:
I iz Liberry Cat, hear me “SHHHHHHHHHHHHush”
ai maed a lol bowt tihs ht tp://cheezburger.com/View/944397568
Ai am a librarian. And I’ve often wanted to take my dog into the ‘berry and let him (or now, her) run around and eat the food that patrons bring in!!
Mah kitteh wud luuurv to come to my liberry wiff me – all dem bokes en Teknikal Serbices!
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh: Q. and Anne, you two should know better, no talking.LMTFO.
Play nicely with others, 5 Eagles.
It was supposed to be a joke. Shhhhing two librarians.LOL
Liberrians don shhhh each ODDER – we mebbe shhhhh other peoplez who be yellin.
*gives Anne and Q shiny new shushing megaphones*
There. That’ll save teh wares and tares on ur tonsils.
*drops off a metric ton of overdue books while Anne and Q are admiring their shiny new shushing megaphones*
*runsawayfastandsilently*
One of my fathers was a liberrian. He knew everything.
Gibs 5E moar gloo fur himz taylefevvers. U gawtz tu stawp laffing tehm awf!
Teh lass tiem Ai wuz in mai lokul lieberry, dere wuz a speshul ‘ebent’ fur teh unner fibe kidlets. Teh noyze wuz inkrediblol!
Erm…. “Awaiting Moderation”?
ohai! maybe it was just a transporter axe dent.
fascinating avatar, btw.
Also, any really GOOD bookstore has at least one kitteh standing guard!
(Hope this doesn’t show up twice, WordPretzel nommed the first one…)
My dream is to have a combination bukkstor, choklit and wine store
with several store kittehs.
Would there be a cheezburger stand, too?
Or will u makes ur store kittehs go out for their lunch?
We wuld cater to their every whim; just as the natural order
of the universe demands.
*nods* Good. U should has no prollem getting certified by teh BBB. (Burger Bidness Bureau)
Purrhaps we could offer toona salad too. My boyfriend makes toona salad that my three kittahs dance for.
Hmwell, ok. But u’ll has to get a license from teh DDDB. (Dancing for Delishush Dishes Bureau)
I sometimes fantasize about winning whole bunches of monies in the Lottery, and moving to Hamsterdam and opening a combination bookstore (heavy on the Science Fiction and Fantasy)/”coffee shop”.
(Having choklit around under those circumstances might be a little dangerous!)
I could get get into the coffee! The darker the roast the better!
Umm, actually, er…”coffee shop” is polite-speak for human-’nip shop. But coffee would be good too! For aroma, anyway. I never did learn to like the taste. I’m more of a tea person (especially iced)
It not “Chapter” the same thing as you peeps are talking about.?
Speaking of library cats…I finished reading a book about Dewey, the world-famous library cat from a small farming town in Iowa. Search this book on Amazon and get a copy, you’ll find it an enjoyable read (if a little sad in the end)!
It is very awesum.
It’s a wunnerful buk, but I cried at the end.
I get a little too emotional reading book with sad endings. When I read Robert A. Heinlein’s book “The Cat Who Walked Through Walls” and it looked like he killed off the kitten from the title in the end, I was sooo mad. Felt like going out and committing mayhem. Not a good thing for a John Goodman/Brian Blessed-size person. Fortunately, in the next book the kitten had made it through. Later he was even adopted by the folks in Spider Robinson’s “Callahan’s Bar” series, after RAH passed away.
ohh – but “Dewey” iz uplifting book. Him gotted reskued adn libed a bery long aktive life. Da lady da reskued him iz a bery nice lady who retired a coupla years aftur Dewey went ober da bridge. Adn she’s supposedly workin on da skreen play wif a great aktress who will play her in da mobie.
Now, Now? Aim reedin teh boek nao adn ai haet saddi ednins! Nao ai doan wanna reedit. Bekos aim lubbing himz.
Attenshun awl Dooee fans: Thay iz makin a moovee wif Merril Streap
*as the liberrian, uv coarse*
Wish there were a way to get this one as a poster–my Mom is a librarian, and this one would go great in their young adults area.
If you have access to a printer, saving a copy of the picture to your computer (right-click on picture, choose “Save as” and save it somewhere you can FIND it) and printing it works pretty good for an 8 1/2 by 11 inch poster. If you need it larger, you’ll have to use an image manipulating program, I use a free one called Paint.net, and adjust the size. The bigger you blow it up, though, the “fuzzier” the picture will get. Then you’ll probably have to take it somewhere like Staples or Kinkos to print it, they have special large-economy-size printers for such stuff. I’ve had a few 8 1/2 by 11 ones hanging up for a few years now, printed with a $50 HP inkjet printer. The “Don’t worry, I’m from Tech Support!” one always gets a laugh from visitors.
god, you guys are better then cable