Cmistnas list?
Birfay imbite list?
Wat sawt ob list?
Less mayk a list!
Cud it be teh….
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Annoy by eeting yore cheezburger list?
Bat at wib paw list?
Claw leg azza (sub/pro)stitute list?
Divesnugglebomb list?
E….?
Iz owkay kitteh. I uzed yore poyntee ends urlier. I’d lokked teh key tu teh drinks cabinet inside. Sum ob yore poyntee edns may nawt be…. quite so poyntee, tho. Forgib?
An Ai’m owt fur ur bludd
conga rats, AP – luks liek you leed deh 7-way braid. u are fleet of fingerz.
Brings tray of shampers punch and sorted appietizers. Halp yurself.
Thx dharma! Fur wuns teh commint boks showd up rite awai!
Conga rats anni!
Kitteh sayd “du nut cross mai path!”
Thx ‘Niser!
But ur so kyoot wen ur mad!
schmoo!!
I ‘gree.
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*duz a snorglediveattak on kitteh*
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*gets blud tranzfoozun*
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*duz ‘nubber snorglediveattak on kitteh, coz dey’re kyoot*
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*replaces blud wib catnip oil*
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*runsrowndincirclols, wunning wat I woz gowing tu snorglediveattak – sew manni manni pynk ellifonts*
An Ur awn mai list
Cmistnas list?
Birfay imbite list?
Wat sawt ob list?
Less mayk a list!
Cud it be teh….
.
Annoy by eeting yore cheezburger list?
Bat at wib paw list?
Claw leg azza (sub/pro)stitute list?
Divesnugglebomb list?
E….?
lean meen nomming machinez.
Can “lean” adn “nomming” reely wurk togebber heer?
inna da cheezewerld, enifing iz possobel.
Den I’ll nom elebenty lean stakes, elebenty chokklit martoonies wib marshy mellows, adn a partridge in a pear tree.
ai haz poyntee enz an ai r nawt afrayd tew uze dem!
Iz owkay kitteh. I uzed yore poyntee ends urlier. I’d lokked teh key tu teh drinks cabinet inside. Sum ob yore poyntee edns may nawt be…. quite so poyntee, tho. Forgib?
hmm. creeme dee nip?
Mebbe ai starts awn ur leg.
ooh – luk at deh furrowed brow – himz meenz bizness!
GMTA!
yup – fur sure – but ai lub dis photo – not a fakee one. culd not faek dat face!!
Kitteh mad coz kitteh duzzn’t lyke paper-razzis, adn wants royul teas.
teh ‘furrd’ brow tew!
furr sure!!
Him sertinlee lukks az iffn him meenz bizniss!
And yoo luk liek a hooman scratching post. DO DA MAFF.
wun plus wun eqwalls elebentee?
Zactly.
I fot wun adn wun mayd elebentee hundred adn elebenty eleben.
in-tents koncentrayshun helpz.
Du nut go neer deh kitteh. I repeet, DU NUT GO NEER DEH KITTEH!!!!!!
Akshully, dat camra man be takin hiz chanses. I hopes he had a zoomy lenz!
butt (tee hee) lookit teh green eyes an teh littol nose!
He prolly jus a pussycat undre dat gruffy exteeri or.
* frows teh kitteh teh noo nip maus frum wai ober heer. Rite neggst tu teh rat hole *
Chuck Norris kitteh maykes yoo skratch yr own legs!
Kitteh luuks berry hissed awf.
**hides unner teh bed**
Maybeh he wantz a baff.
U lykes tu libs danjurussly, duzznt u, pjp?
Ai hoaps u has teh full body armorz. As in playt mayl.
I fynd a plate ob gushifud wurks well too. Put in middlol ob baff.
I was finkin dat redd wanted to cheer him up wiffa nice warm baff.
I ar luff u.
No, wait! I has a courij!
Grrrrrrr!!
…Okay, plz scatch my belly ’cause I need hugs. Kthx.
* scritchez D-R’s belly
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Hee hee
Extreme kitteh iz extreme.
Were’s teh egg stream? Kitteh lykes eggs.
wayt…waer arre teh eggz?
Maibi kitteh iz laying dem.
Apparently, kitteh isn’t lean!
*bakkz awai slowlee….*
Ohai! Mebbeh Kitteh is jis SIEK tew teh DEF ov teh klikki flashi fing. “Geddid outta mai faise!”
It should have said LEAN MEAN SCRATCHING MACHINE! Not mean two times. Just saying.
iz it jus me or dis kitteh luks lik william h. macy?
William H Macy??