
I prefer the term “obedience-challenged.”
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I prefer the term “obedience-challenged.”
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Ai iz free speerit!
Congrats, ‘Niser.
Ai bleeb dis iz ur nawt sekund nawt sekund – iffn dat is troo, den u deaerb speshul congrats!
Tanks, anni! Yesh, iz mai bery nawt sekkund nawt sekkund.
*faynts*
Adn conga rats tu ebbrywun els hu leads de way 2 day!
Ohai, ‘niser! Concatshoelaces on ur nawt sekkund nawt sekkund — an welkum to Cheezland!
*extends floofee paw uv frendship*
Fankies nightshayde! I be obercum wif all de welcoming.
*faynts agin*
*recobbers long enuf to return floofy paw uv frenship*
congrats ‘niser.
ai habbn’t meeted u b4. *extendz da floofy paw ob frenchipz* gud 2 no u!
Tanks, noodle! Gid 2 meet u 2!
*grait fully axcepts floofy paw ob frenship an offers floofy paw in retern*
Hai, ‘Niser! Concatchulashuns on yer furthest frum last nawt sekind! Ai onlee cum bai uncet in awhaile deez days, but ai m glahd ta seez ya!
bonjour mouissuer niser, ai has brought ze cheezburgerz and ze champagne.
Ai aern’t bad….
Ai challinj ur ideaz uv authority.
Rite! Hoomins aer der wuns woo aer obedeence-challinjed! Hoomins nebber do what kittehs say, until kittehs yewz weppuns ob mass furnichure destrukshun.
i haz offen had a ponder abowt dis… we iz tolded to challinj awthority, but duz anywun challinj teh peeples hoo tellz us to challinj awthority? or iz we blindly obeedyunt to teh peeples hoo tellz us too challinj awthority? iz tehy awthorities, so we haz to do wut tehy sez an challinj awthoritie? or iz tehy not awthoritie an tehn we not haz to do wut tehy sez an so we duznt hab to challinj awthority? hmmmm…
*goze in serch ob sumfing choklit*
akshully, i remberes now, teh bumper stikker sez “qwestion” awthority. same fing, tho.
Kweschun teh ideya dat ober peeps has moar aufority den u duz.
We is awl independent, nawt rekwyrin externul sorsez ob aufority.
At leest datz hao ai seez it.
Adbyse can be helpfulz, but we eech must desyde for owrselbs.
ai duz nawt only qwestion authority – ai lubs to delegete UP. *iz fun, but nawt gets tu du it often*
Ya gawts dat rite!
ai wish I cud!
btw – cheesebrrgrr I luv your totoro avatart!
“We is awl independent, nawt rekwyrin externul sorsez ob aufority.”
I’m nawt, und I due rekwire whatever yu sed
Seh sikrit iz day chokklit duzzunt -say- it haz aufority, derefoar wat it akchewally sez iz “qweschun ebbryfing butt chokklit”.
Dats ryte, we be bad.
Unh hunh
Unh hunh.
ai likez itz
dat’s teh way!
Ai’m nawt bad; Ai’s just drored taht wai!
Jessica Rabbit ref, FTW!
Ub curse Iz bad is BC!
ai purrfur da term dumb hooman.
Jus’ like my dog!
Kitteh thinx owtside teh catbawks.
…Orlso dus *udder* fings, otsyd teh catbawks!
Eeww!
Mebbe datz teh bad stuff.
*Skwertz Fabreez*
Grayt. Nao ai hasta get rid uv teh Fabreez smell azwell.
*Sprays dizzy fektunt*
Hmm…
*Heats up stove*
*Cooks fishee fish*
*wandurz intu teh kitchin*
*luuks up wiff adoribul kyoot iyez*
*gibs a littlol mew tu say pweez tu has sum fishee fishez*
*wayts payshuntlee*
You can has, butt (!) hav to wait till it cools.
*Puts fishee fish on a plate*
*Cuts in small peeces*
*Blows on*
OK halps yerselves, plentee 4 evreeone!
*rubs agenst pjpz shinz*
*purrz wiff delyte*
*nomz wiff a kwikness*
*washez fayse*
*skrinchez AP’s eers*
Dis botel is my new perfum – care fore a sampl?
Hydra therapee…..
♫ Bad cat bad cat, whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do when I squirt this at you? ♫
Ow! Ow!! Cut it out!!! Aiiiieeeeeeee! I jus had to ask!
Hazza grate affernoon/ebening/nite frends!
*skampurrs awf tew wurks*
Yu sae ai em bad
Ai has diffrunt poynt awf veu
Musch shahpurr den yurz
Heer awn teh kowntur
In frunt ob teh windo-glass
Is gud kitteh-playse
Awp here iz teh noms
Yu tawt tu kepe dem frum mii?
Tink yu nede neuw tink.
Ai folloz mai noaz
Tu seek owt mai dezyrez
Ai trust mai naychur
OT: TTI (jusstabowt) has a gnu Prym Mini Stir. Nawt hoo Ai wonted butt(!), as a tru wishywoshy libral (wiv a smawl *l*), wyl Ai mai nawt agree wiv wot him sez, Ai defend to teh larst him’s rite to sai it.
*Has a swawl sad tehn carris awn, regardless*
{{{{amberkat}}}} Yooz a good peep.
Mebbe itz CC water. Mai Bumpy katt *terriblol tabby* just terns hiz facey up tu teh waddur, lyke yeah! dat feelz gud
LOL! Wehl, he disstracktored frum wat he waz gettin intu!
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Tm88 an kilprince an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, lemmin poppyseed cakes wif orinj icing, iskreem, sparkly party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif yoyos taht sparkle like disko balls wen tehy yoyo, ittybitty sekrit notebooks wif invisiblol ink pens an sekrit decoder mood ringz, kandee, an puffy junglol aminlol stikkers wif googly eyes!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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Happee Burfdai Ebbreewun !! Thx Burfday Fairy
!!
* PB taiks a sekrit noetbuuk nd invisiblol ink pen nd rites daon awl hims intanet nd ‘pyewter parswerdz !! No nede tu rememb.. o.O
!! *
Sprae bottul nebbah wurkd wif mai meggie. Her wud just sit dere takun teh spray, starun at mi fureuslee.
Papa juss duz teh hiss-clap wiff meh.
Oar teh deep-voyse An-ge-li-NAH!
Ai is a smart kitteh. Ai gets teh hint.
Affer ai kenz stawpz laffin!
Ai hadz a bery larj watur pistlol, adn wun dae mai Hobie Cat jumped awn teh kichen tablol. Him wuldnt git daon, sew Ai sprayed him wif it adn put it awn teh tablol. Next dae, saem fing. Next dae hii jumped up tehre adn batbatted it tu teh floar. Smart kitteh!
“Bad Cat” jus duzznt seem liek an apropriate term
“Bad Cat” izza con… cam… corntradikshun in terms. Kittehs cannawt be bad. Kittehs can be manni fings – pyrates, basebawl stars, sokkur players, cooks, monorail trayns – awl kynds ob fings. But bad? No, dat wurd ownly applies to hoomins adn goggies.
Heer, heer!
Imachinatiff ur fun-lubbin iz better term
Ai hurd ub une kitteh dat taut getting skwirted wazza GRAYTE GAME!
awww I’m such a proud Momma….my kitty is on the front page!!!!
Congrats!
So, whud duz she du datz so bad? Inkwyrin mynds wanna kno.
He’s (she’s?) a beautiful Midnyte Kitteh, Nicole!
yeah Nicole!! kitteh is beautiful!
Berry preddy kitteh!
Spray bottle is powerless against Basement Cat
its a he. his name is Loki…..for good reason. at only 9mo old he is a wonderful cat. the “Bad Cat” on the spray bottle was originally a joke.
Aww, Loki iz beautimus! If this iz ur photo, u can ask to get credit for the pic. U shud hassa proud of ur lovely fur babeh.
BTW, pleased to meetcha, Nicole. *Cattails extends floofy paw uf cheezfrendship*
Loki – dats a gud nayme fur spirrited kittehs!
that is too funny! I have a ‘bad cat corrector’ of my own!
Kitteh am bad tu teh boan.
Basement Cat iz nawt bad. Basement Cat iz absoluut eebil.
tank yu cattails. *extendz own floofy paw of cheezfrenships*
an nao a wurd from Loki
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