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Pete ignored his hoomins obsession with Twilight to a point.. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!! …But the Pillow was the LAST STRAW!
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Leeb hoem, Kitteh!
Anni returned from the shopz in time to take a so low top spot! Congratz to the lightning-fingered Lunnunner.
Thx Q! Ai haz had mai lunsh az well!
W00t!!!
I duz a liddlol vampire dans in ur onner, Anni!!
Nom on deh nec tu deh rite,
Nom on deh nek tu deh left!!
Ai havn’t had enething to eet yet today but sum coffee an graypes – so ai think ai’ll joyne this dans fur Anni!
NOMNOM NOM on deh nec tu deh rite,
NOMNOMNOM on deh nec ty deh left . . .
*sip sip sip sip sip*
*sigh*
Hoo NOO Anni cud bee so delishus AND nootrishus???
Cheezfrenz be, well, FRENZ, nawt food!!! Janet! Ai am shocked!!!!
An Ai aer nommed!
*Pulls in a trolley laden with noms and sips. Lessee, we gotz coffee, tea, orange jyoos, champagne (uv kors!); Parmesan cheese straws, wasabi-coated peanuts, chonklit-covered doughnuts; a wheel of camembert, some smoked salmon, and a loaf of crusty bread.*
Enuff for all!
*miksis selb a mimosa an grabz sum cheez strorez*
Thx Q!
Hhhhhmmmmmm …. wut tu chooze?? wut tu chooze??
* takez a glasss of OJ, noms sum peanutz*
AAIIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
koff, koff, hak, hak, pant, pant!!!
wut deh hek???
OMCC!!!
I thot u sed chokklit-coated peanutz!!!!
AARRRRRRGGGHHHH!!!
Cleared out your sinuses, though, didn’t it??
ya, Thankz fur dat!!!
*sitz kwietly inna corner, recubbering*
*gallantly saunters over……slightly dusted in green speckles*
here-now, lemme hep ya wiff dat……..
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btw, ya seen Rita Rudner’s bit on wasabi? ya might wanna visit the *ahem* necessary room first or ya might piddle from laughin’ sooo hard.
oooooo….. a gallant tu mai rescue! *swooonz*
OHAI! Donut enewun get toooo egg sited. Itz just me, JCH4K! Bean too lay zee to find mai own login. Must bee heer sum ware!
but, wii get egg sited tu seeing u tu, Janet!!!
*sniff*
An ai ar egg sited to bee seeing yoo, too!
Ai yam SOOO happee heer, axe shoe alley!
WAAAASSSAAAABIIII!!!!!!………………CHARGE!!
Charge? Is teh power on ur wasabi low? *snerk*
Nawt in mai eggspearee~entz!!
*tired grin* I haven’t seen wasabi macadamia in soooo long, that I guess ya could indeed say that the wasabi power level is low, almost non-existant in fact. more is tha pity
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sew……….howrya dooin?
Oh, ai be fine. Suffering frum hayfever sumtimes – strange illness fur a caterpillar – iz mabbeh profeshunal hazard? But not too bad. Not getting enuff sleep – prolly more than u, though.
Git mii outta heer!!!!!!
WAIT!!!
Iz sekond frum NawtSekond dans werthee!
YESH, yesh yesh!
NOMNOM NOM on deh nec tu deh rite,
NOMNOMNOM on deh nec tu deh left . . .
*sip sip sip sip sip*
Deelishus!
*Peelz Janet off uv nek*
*Putz bandaid on nek*
Ohai Janet!!! U am home??? deh volcano didn’t keeping u in TTI???
No, ai am still in teh TTI!! War teh sun iz shining britely, teh lilacs an chreerie treez ar in bloom, an teh entyre teenee tinee countreeside iz filled wif teh moast wunder maus ov things to see!
We just gotted bak layte last nite frum visiting Tidmum an teh Tidfamblee – an awn teh way – there wuz EBEN a thatched roof BUS STOP!!!!! LOL!!!!
AN she gibbed to mee teh MOAST unegg spekloled prezzie! Mai verree own – REEL – green floofee nickers!!
Am dey berry green?? and berry floofee??? and duz dey haz a pokkit??
They ar VERREE green – dark forest green – AND floofee! Butt
she cudn’t find wun wif a pokkit!
BUTT! Ai can maek mai own littlol pokkit – an she awlso ink looted awn teh rite things to put innit!
Teh hankee, teh 2 pence coyne fur teh merge end sea fone cawl, a littlo teenee sowing kit, wif teh obligatoree safetee pins
An tehn – she put tehm in a prittee littlol gold prezzie bag! Ai awlmoast cried! NEBBER in mai laif did ai think ai wud ebber eben SEE tehm, let aloan hab mai verree own!
Am u jet lagged??
Did u see deh Henged Stonez??
Wuz deh wezzerz rainy???
Did u goez tu Lunnun tu seeing deh (uzzer) Cween?
Ink wiring mindz wanting tu noez!!!
Ai wuz, but nawt enemoar!
An ai HAV seen teh Henged Stonez! Just yesterday!!
An awlso -
Old Sarum
Salisbury Cat-hee-drool
(wich haz on ov teh 0′ringinul copeez ov teh Magna Charta!!! Wun ov 4 left in teh hole wyde whilld! An a hand ritten letter bai teh FURST Kween Elizabeth)
An Chichester Cat-hee-hee-drool
An Arundel Kasslol (butt just draiving bai – butt it iz VERREE castlol luking)
An so much awlreddee ai cud bee heer awl day tawking about it.
Ai AM taeking LOTZ ov pikchoors!
An no – ai havn’t bin to Lundun to see teh OTTER cween.
But rillee, wai shud ai bother??? Wehn we hav ar verree own purrrrrfektlee gud cween rite heer in Cheezland??
*ponders these kweshuns*
*decides to agree wif JCK4K*
it sparkles! Run kitteh!
Nuff tu giv meh nite mairz!!
Dunno hoaw enniwun cud sleap awn dat!
But can’t you envision some besotted 12-year-old hugging it every night?
Yesh.
Moars teh pittee!
nah, it’s the cougars huggin’ it every night that gives me the shivvers.
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*shivvers*
Nao ai wonders, wud u shibber iffn a senior citizen was hugging a pillow wif a Pamela Anderson cubber? Hm? Wud you? Wud you???
nah, she leaves me cold.
Ai think ai’m bak.
An hoo, shd, duz NAWT leev yoo cold? In cayse sumwun shud want to send yoo a pillo?
Call the SPCA! This is animal cruelty at its WORSE!
Yes! Cos dere be no kittehs in teh buk AT AWL. Is nawt kitteh-fwendly. Hao do ai noes? Um … ai flicked thru teh pages. Yep. That’s mai storee and ai’m sticking to it.
LOL!!! Ai must admit, ai wuz wundering hao yoo noo that!!
Ai havn’t tried – just flicking throo teh pages yet. Purrrhaps ai am missing sumthing?
Oh, and ohai to u! Notissed u on teh uver LOL but furgot to say hello. *extends dainty feelur to shake hands/paws/appendages wif Corey*
Ai wud shaek hans wif u, but dey r curintlee okupied wif ma kittehs belliez.
OHAI Corey Van Slyke!
May ai introdoos mice elf az well??? Ai am JCH4K an pleezed to meet yoo!
*air paw shayke*
Ai cant think ov a bedder use ov hans, axe shoe alley!
ohai Corey! *extends floofy paw of frendship*
nice to meet you!
They obviously put the cat on the pillow while it was asleep, then waited for the poor thing to wake up!
Harumph!! Skeering teh pore kitteh laik that!!!
I wunderz how u noez dat a pillow am asleep.
Hmmmmmm . . . ai WUZN’T wundring that, butt!! ai am now!
If I was a pillow with a cover like that, I would NOT want to be awake!
Also, does anyone know how to get the customised image in the comments, please. I have a profile pictiure, but my comments just show a migrane inducing image.
Sigh. I am being moderated for including a link. Cathulhu, for info on how to get the avatar show up here, look at
ht tp://cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com/majik-trikz/avatarz-adn-bloo-namez/
Close the gap between ht and tp, k?
Many thanks upfi, now I am up and running.
(Waves slimey tentacles in thanks)
*Looks around for 5 Eagles*
Frost on your grounds? Brrrr. But it did get a bit chilly here last night, too. but not frost-grade chilly. What will you plant when the last frost-date has gone by?
Wenn itz komz tu tohse uv teh Vampyre purrswayshun, ai purrfurs Barnabas Collins … ai’m jsut sayen (adn showen’ mai aijj).
more than one way for Dark Shadows to be a stagehands friend.
if you don’t mind the occasional mic boom in frame. *snikkur*
Ai lurvded ebree reedonkyouluss minnit uv teh Drak Shadoze – tekknoklol goofz ink loodid. Ai hadded jsut startud kollij wen itz daybyooed, adn a bnuch uv grilz wud gavver inz teh doarm ebree avturnewn tu wachify itz.
annee Forever Knight fans out there? that was anuudder adorable vampire.
DO NOT WANT!!!!!! Maek it goe awai!!!!!1! *frantickully wakking at pilloh wif optickul mowse*
Nao ai can haz gwownup vampyer bukk?
Careful wif dat mowse! U might brake it, u noes. Ai recommend scissors iffn u wants to get rid f teh ebil pillow… *hint, hint*
Oh, and hello! Ai don’t fink ai had teh pleasure of seeing u comminting b4. *offurs feelur to shake hands/paws/appendages*
Pleez tew meetchew! Ai kommints ai infreekwint innturvalls, soes dats prolly wai wee hazzint met befoar. *handshake*
Mai mowse shud bee okai, ai yooziz tuchpadd nless ai nids tew rite clickee… Bessie’s rite clickee buttin dunt werk noe moar.
That’s a smart kitteh XD
wer iz da dinimite? i needz to blow sumthin up
He should be lucky the hoomin didn’t name him after Edward Cullins.
very true!!!!
Ewwwww! Ihate Edward (a.k.a. Edwart) from the twilight movies Ewwwwwwww!
Kitteh b bettah bampyr dan Eddwood.
OMG poor kitteh haz 2 deal wif stoopid twilight luvin hoomins