‘scuze me… can i borrow a flashlight? it’s dark in the basement and i keep tripping over the bones of my victims.
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Wuddent basement cat prefer a fish sammich? Wib sole?
Huumm. Yu are rite!
Congrats, carosue! U beet teh slo lodin an me!
I iz almost neber heer at dis time, but I has a day offa wurk and so I gave it a try. We iz taking ar first buncha buks an supplies to the bukstore todai! I haz such an excited!
wiff mutard pleeze.
u rock todai carusue. musted gottin a souped up compytor.
No, but I did get that adblocker that wuz rekkomended on a lol a few days ago. Yu can turn it own and off, which is handi. Has speeded things up just a fraction. But WP iz playing loading games to make it harder again.
Adn sum puddeng – chonklit, ifzyupweese. Wif wiipycreeme. Adn an cheeree awn tawp.
Yooz ur lazerz, Kitteh
***********ANNE NOWNS MINT**********
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The Portland Oregon Cheezmeet is provishunal for teh 29th May, munch time, att eiber Powell’s Book Store’s “World Cup” tea shop, OR “The Tea Zone” tea shop, whichever ennywun prefurs. I’m open to other suggeschuns.
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Foar teh shy, catnip will be provided.
O, adn kud yu goe down furst, pleis?
Iz BC teh skeerd uv teh dark playsiz?
noe, BC wantz tu push yu down teh stares!
Watt? Kan U nawt C bai teh lite uv teh bernin brimstoan?
Teh brimstown melted teh potholder adn mayd a mess, adn last thyme kitteh uzed lasers to see, three GPS sattylytes wur blown up.
Sew …… naow nawt oanlee kan himz nawt C, butt (!) himz nawt kan fynd himz wai rownd wif teh TomTom eevur?
Dat why he need flashlyte. Alsew, yu mite see him snorgling cheezpeeps. Dis iz to uze deir magnetic feelds to realign hisself.
*volunteerz to snorglol teh midnyte kitteh*
An ai kant fynd ware ai left teh kookies!
Yu ayt dem, rememmer?
mai xray iis iz knot werkin 2 gud todai.
I thot it wurked berri well. Yu saw teh cookie jar fibe howses down woz open. It may be a littul ober-powerful…
Himz layzurs needz recharjifying, aifinkso.
Mebbe we canz werk owt a soul xchanje programe in returyn furr ah flashlight BC ?
Okay. I’ll gib yu foar drayned and dedded souls in eggschayng foar yors adn teh flashlyte.
Uhhhh, hao abowt tew zombees in gud werking cawndishun tew due ur ebil biddings, adn teh soul ob mai ex huzbin?
Can yu frow in a bag ob catnip adn a tin ob gushifuds as well?
ay’ll frow inz teh sowl uv mai eks-huzbin awlsoetu .
Aifinkso we haz an angreement…..dat iz prowvidid oar eks-huzzbins still haz dere sowls
ay’ll frow himz inz regardzluss – sowl oar knott.
OT: dis iz a warning fur da cweenmj. Ai just saw a blurb on-line frum CNN dat dere iz to be many, many tornadoes akross da Plains states tudai adn tunite. ht tp://news.blogs.cnn.com/2010/05/10/tornadoes-to-hit-central-southern-plains/?hpt=T3
Ai duznawt want anywun to getted hurt. So if you hear warnings, pleeze to take covers. Otay?
Ohai OnleeKitteh *extends floofy large tomcat like paw ob frenship* I hopz u donut mynd, butt (!) just postified ur messaje on teh teeroom site so odder cheezpeeps can see it too. Dat bee berry nise ob u !
fankies bery muchly. Ai hab da link to da tearoom at hoem, but nawt here a twerk.
ohhh – adn shakes floofy tomcat paw wif small white paw ob frenship.
Tore-naydos? Basement kitteh muss’ hab eeten sum gushifuds last nite dat was off.
Liddlol mydnyte kitteh duznawt wantz tu admyt taht himz izz afeerd uv teh darrk adn teh fings taht goe BUMP! inz teh nyte.
*scoops un midnite kitteh for snorgles*
Ill come wif yew to hold teh flashlite!
Adn teh MAHNSTURS dat lyve in teh clawset doan dere
Tehy izz furst kuzzins tu teh montserz taht liv undur teh bedd, aifinkso!
*shuddurz*
*Fayntz*
odeer!!
*fannz TTC wiffa plamfrownd fann, adn waivz an bottlol uv catnyp smeleng sawltz undur teh noes*
Poor monsterz. Dey iz awlwaiz misunderstood.
ai duzzunt miztudaztannz tehm – ai pullz teh kubberz upz obur mai hedd adn HYDEZ frum tehm!!
*hazza skairded*
BOO!!!
EEK! *pullz upz teh kubburs adn hydez*
*repeetz ‘Ai ayntz frayd o’ noe ghoats … Ai ayntz frayd o’ noe ghoats*
*pullz kubburs upz hyer*
RAWRRRR! *Scramblols tv resepshun* *Slams door*
*puttz pillolow obur hedd*
*pullz feetz awae frum ejj uv bedd soe montser unnur bedd kanawt reech upz adn eet toeses*
EEP!
*Reeches up for fresh toeses* *Tigglol tigglols*
purrsonilly ai haz alwais bean kwite fauned ob goatz……..
EEEEP!
*clings to ceiling wif hur poyntee endz*
Um … a littlol halp heer, plz?
Gibs me all yer cookies!
Itz tuff to
pawhand owt cookies wen mah clawz iz embedded in teh ceeling.Helpz NS awf ceeling, sprinklols CC’s nip awl ober, proklaims “dis basemint is kleer”
*runsawaywiffaquikness*
Fankies, TTC!
*walks arownd sniff-sniff-sniffin teh nip*
*starts to stumblol*
*finds midnyte kitteh & shares nip*
woooo! lookit all teh prittee culurs! *bat bat bats at rainbows*
tyme 4 teh springy kleening, aifinkso.
kleening ladies keep quitting. Always run off screeming sumfing bout ebil.
Dey go downstarez to cleen an never come back
Cuz we has disco down dere, is too awsum tu evar come bak.
like dis?
Halp! Iz dark, I nawt kno ware I iz, an I heer laffin.
laffin uv teh MWAHAHAHA kynd, oar teh teehee kynd? – maiks an diffrunts, aifinkso.
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to *takes a deep breff*Charziparzi, T.Haugen, Dawgzdr00Lkittehsr00L, T.Haugen, gt179d, an TheatricalWanderlust an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! wut a popular day to get bornded on! i haz bringd a bowntiful cheezcaek buffay, iskreem, sparkly party punch, fansee shiny partee hats, an goodie bags filled wif flashlites taht flash in diffrent colurs, basement cat vs. trolls finger puppets, kandee, an blakk velvit paynt-by-number kitteh posters wif glo-in-teh-dark paynts!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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T.Haugen got bornded TWICE today??? *hmm* *dubble-chekks burfday list* yup, tahts wut it sez.
*hands T.Haugen a dubbul chokklit martoonie wib dubbul marshmallows then*
hippo burdieez tu TheatricalWanderlust an Charziparzi, an gt179, n Dawgzdr00Lkittehsr00L,,!!!
an t. haugen two!!
Duz dat meen T Haugen getz 2 lawts uv prezzies?
i hope so, getting bornded twice sownds like alot ob wurk!
**Red comez draggin in an collapsis awn teh cowch**
I kin has bakayshun now? I’m dun.
*hands red a frooty tropical dwink and sets up a palm tree and kiddee pool*
sorree, best I can do
*sticks feet in kiddee pool and sips tropical drink*
Fanks, gammacat.
I nawt kno when I’m gonna get bakayshun. It depenz awn teh starz alignin rite, I finkso.
**Hevvy SIGH**
**sips drinkee**
*sends in sum minyuns wif palm fronds to fanning red*
Oh fankees, lunarmommy!
**enjoys teh breez**
**finks of teh beech, an hansum YNGs**
**gibs teh BC hur beeg maglite an hur liddlol maglite**
Plz to return dem wen ur dun, ‘k?
Can I come sleep with you, I am afraid
No! Sleep in ur own bed!
Wuss.
OMG… I understand you’re sopposed to type lyke diss on here, but ATLEAST try & type well enough that a person can READ IT!