Four hours and one shredded living room later, Mr. and Mrs. Haskins agreed: No more coffee for the cat.
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Congrats, agane, carosue!
Iz beri strange. The site seems to hang up somehow when I try to get to the comment bawks. Iz doing sumfing strange in those three extra sekonds, ifinkso.
Yep, Mai browzer sez it iz awl lodid, but dere iz noe commint boks – Ai keep refroshing till it showz up.
Maibi yu needz tu refroosh teh browser wib a different soft drink.
ai haz a imprezzed wif carosue… go teem carosue!
Yesh! Congrats Carosue, u awn a roal
It tayked dat lawng?
Teh ruum was in teh TARDIS adn is berri berri big.
Maek him jumpee!
See needz tu sendz dis kitteh to Disney adn den gib him lawts moor spressos.
needs to go decatfeinated.
WIN!
I think that’s what happened to the living room decor.
It GOT decatfeinated.
Ohai Dan!
How goez Operayshun KLG?
weeping, wailing, gnashing of teeth.
the usual…………..times two.
Wen yoo get dun wif dat “favor” I axked yoo to do, yoo kin joyn me an gammacat awn teh prevyus lol.
Wii iz havvin teh purr-tind bakayshun.
Tawking ob weeping adn wailing….
.
*SCREAMS*
*JUMPS UP ADN DOWN*
*MEOWS ADN SCRATCHES FURNICHURE*
*RUNSAROUNDINNACIRCLOL*
**mayks noat to self: Nawt to gibs jd enny moar caffeen aftur lunschtiem**
Wuz yoo watchin my kitties last nite aftur I gottid hoam?
Foar Muvvers Day, dey saved awl of dere pentid-up enerjess foar when I gottid hoam, I finkso!
I askeded mai basement cat meowalike to wach ober dem.
.
In dis cayse, iz wurse dan caffeine oberlowd. Iz terrible. Iz =horribul=! Dizny’s cancelled showing Kim Possible repeets, in favur ob showing repeets ob deir comedies.
whut!!! how will I get mai kim possible fix!??!?!?
Dat’s wat eberywun on teh Mission Kim Possible groop iz asking too. Iz cawzing a massib rush foar cheez adn naked mole rats.
Dat sownz dirtee.
Dey lykes cheez (adn nachos), so dey can’t be dat bad.
**nods**
Troo, troo.
It’s t3h jussbeforesunnup birdee danse!
U lukky u nawt heer tudai SHD. Teh sirkuss iz in taown adn dem haz 2 noo animlolz….U guessed iz teh camlolz!! U can haz a camlol ried fur elebentee munniez anna kyutepawn.
Iz yoo gonna ride wun, WRr?
Nawt foar elebentee munniez.
Yoo payin dem, oar dem payin yoo?
hareblol tee onli
Wy wud a kitteh need tea to produce hairballs?
But yoos can spy on teh naybors so much bedder wif teh shreddy drapes…!
I want catpucchino
butt, mi momkat wont latte mi hab 1.
Well, mocha yore own.
Iz tew much ob a grynd.
Yore bean-ing lazi dere.
now-now, no need to get all steemed.
Ennywun wanna go to my Starbuks wif me?
Dey knoes me by naym.
Dat nawt a bad fing, izzit?
It iz iffen yore naym iz “Coffee Bean”.
Nope.
My reel nawt-sekkund naym iz bad enuf, cuz few peeplol akshulee spell it rite.
Wy wood tehy wants to spell it r i t e? Maykes no cents to me.
Coz dey’re witches adn way teh saym az a duck. Dat’s wy dey wanna do rites.
I’m finking ob chaynging mai nawt sekkond naym to Floccinoccinilihilipilification.
**tryes to reed jd’s noo naym**
**eies craws**
KA-THUNK!
Oooowwwww….
Nooooo … yoo are berry werfwile. Teh name duzzent soot you.
Yah, wut DarthMommy sed.
Iz I gonna has to start singin UR prayzis, jd?
Iz yore singing bettur dan my kitteh’s?
**shrugs** I haz no eyedeer.
Yoo wud has to axk teh peeps dat has herd me befoar.
*asks da peeps, adn dey corn-curr dat rhsb iz a wunnerful singer adn cud be teh negst Amoricorn Idle*
BWAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
Onlee ifn teh song I’m singin wif iz turned up lowd enuf!
Fank yu, DarthMommy. Iz gud to heer, sumthymes.
the furniture was fugly anyway
Coffee Kat
iz super fast
Onli wun kup
an yer agast!
It did hab elebenty shots ob expressifico innit.
AARRGGHH – cud not get comment box! Dis guy luks all-bizness, but aifinks itz akshully a poor “photo shop” effort. ai prfers dah “natshural” pics.
Yah, whuts wif dat?
sum r well-dun. uvvers seem to be a hastee job – not berry clebber, ai sai
Kitteh shuld swish tew Catmomile tee tu cawm him doan!
*imagines Shadow-girl on catfien*
x elebentee!!!
COFFEE? WAT COFFEE? COFFEE WAS IN CUP? NOOO DAT WAS WATUR! YEAH, WATUR! MMMMM WATUR!!! WATUR WATUR WATUR
Uh, yeh. Dat iz wy yu bowncing off teh moon. Pluto’s moon.
PLUTO? PLUTO IS NAWT PLANET ANYMORE!! HEHEHEHEHE! I NEED MOAR WATER. MMM WATER!!! I GO TO TEH MOON, GET WATER!!
And nao…coffee crash…I MEEN WATUR CRASH *luks around nervously* *crash*
*chuckles* love that one
“pluto’s moon”……heheheheheheh
**gigglol** tahts mee after two cups of werk cawfee!
*bownce bownce poing poing*
at werk ai makez da cawffee double strong!!
onliest wai ai getz fruu da dai.
Teh moast awsum song evar!
**yoo kin ignoar teh bideo**
okay red, just who is this guy, and who told him he could write a song about my usual day at work?
Iz Jim’s Big Ego.
I herd him foar teh nawt-sekkund tiem in Massibtoosheets.
Yah, him eben menshuns donuts, I finkso.
akshuly, red, i ♥luvs♥ me sum cowboy bebop!
♥ fanks!
In dat cays…..I MENT to do dat!
Ur welkum, lunarmommy.
stress: wen yor life iz entwined wif a psychopathic killer named Vicious wif a big sword, hooz woman yoo had a affair wif. (teh killer’s woman, not teh sword’s)
fanks agin, red, dis made my afternoon. *schmoo*
Awww….it twerent nuffin.
I lyk dis definishun of stress: That confusion that results when the mind overrides the body’s desire to choke the living stuffin out of some poo-poo-hed who desperately needs it.
go ahed, choke tehm, yoo’ll feel better
Yabbut, den I go to jayle an loze my jawb, witch I nawt lubs butt need to keepin..
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.
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…at leest until I win teh lottree.
yeh, i guess taht wuld kind ob take teh edge ob teh enjoyment… oh well
aahh. dat wood eggsplain my stress an trubble sleepin!
finkso i’m gonna emeow dis to my son. him luvs cowboy bebop too, an dis song kind ob describes himz hole approach to skool.
dis mus bii wot mai Meggiez ben entu awf layt.
Ai can haz teh kawfee. wii hadded teh communitee kleen up dis weekend inna raynes. Ai still haz a cowld wet.
wood you like regular cawfee or a fluffy egg-spress-oo drink wif choklit and wipee kreme?
I mayded yu a coffee, but I drynkded it.
WRr, here has a hot cup, I just brewed it, does U want cream and sugar?
Nawt want kreem oar shugarz. Want hawt black az BC and strawng enuf tu howld up teh spune.
blak as BC when sittin in teh sun? or blak as BC after rolling round on a dustee carpit?
I gots teh molassis, foar dose weerd peeps.
**runsiwfakwikness**
Sownds like yr inna stickee sitchewashun.
Onlee ifn I get “bustid” foar maykin dat commint.
**tee hee hee**
**shibbers**
Dang, ware did teh warm go? Did sumwun foargit to pay teh heet bill?
**puts awn jakkit**
ai know! and its rainin!!!
Iz nawt raynin heer….yet.
I mite has to pull owt a warmur jakket tho.
Purrfekt kitteh snorgloling whethers, Whai U complaining? U haz 2 beautimus kittehs tu snorglol wif.
Cuz teh kittehs nawt in teh mood to snorglol, an I need sumfin………um………..taller to snorglol sumtiems.
Wun sawser ob creem, plz, hold teh coughie.
heer yoo go, kitteh, for wen tehy takes away yor coffee:
ht tp://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/
(be shur to chekk owt teh caffeinated maple-bacon lollipops. srsly.)
Caffeine + Maple + Bacon
Nope — nuffin rong wif dat!
‘scuz me.. I has been lurkifying a while and nawt postifying, but Ai was wondering if ennybuddy mai has some spare beems.. My daddy-in-law’s goggie gots a bad sick. Her name is Axle and she splorted one of those spinal discy things. She’s 13 years old, so surgery may nawt be a good thing for her… Send beems that teh steroids wurk and her disc is not borked for good, but only temporariririly. Tanks!
{{{Axle an famlee}}}
ohai rumtumtugger, i rebember yoo.
*****beems***** for axle
{{{{{axle an famblee}}}}}
{{{{{Axle & rumtugtugger’s FIL & rumtumtugger}}}}}
*sends beems to teh goggie*
**sends eggstra strength beems to Axle & family**
{{{{{{{{{{Axle an famblee}}}}}}}}}}
strong beemz fur da googie
{{{{{Axle}}}}}
{{{{{rrtt adn daddy-in-law}}}}}
BEAMS for Axle and famblee!!! Nice to see yu again, rumtumtugger!
Beems tu Axle and Familee!
{{{{{Axle and Familee}}}}}
{{{Axle an famblee}}} beems tu u !
**settlols in2 cowch**
I feel bedder. I hadda go “slip in2 sumfin moar cumfee” – swets an t-shurt!
Yah, I kno iz nawt secksee, butt I nawt has teh companee tonite.
CAWFEE BEEEN!! MAI FAVE!!!!!! AI LUBS BLACK FORREST!!