
Somewhere in this city, a little boy wearing a red baseball cap thinks that I’ve forgotten about the rock he threw at me. Everybody has to take their hat off sometime Billy. I can wait.
we never forget and we never forgive
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mai aim is gud, too!
wow, wow, wow!
nao ai iz reeli imprezzed. awl dai, carosue 2 da nawt seund.
r u werd prezz in a dress?
I haz nawt worn a dress since…2002? Wheneber the third kid got marrified. Was strange wedding–teh preecher fergot to come and we waited and waited! Finally he came, and we got the kid hitched. Whew!
ai betz ebberi1 wuz gettin a case ob da nervous. him shud ob gibbin u a extra blessin 4 free.
I will has revenge
stoopy wurdpress, hads tu refresh 6 tymes befoar teh commint bocks showed up!
wp keepz duin da same fing 2 mi. how kan wee rite awl da cleber, witti fingz wi hab inda mined?
AI KNOW!!! Ai almost furgitted by teh time WP let mii thru.
Tew halp mii remember, ai lean my hed tew teh left.
Ai iz neber in my rite mind N-E-way.
Lol!!!
Butt den, iff yoo leanededed yur hed tew teh rite, den you wuud bii in yur rite myend, amirite?
Dey feel threatened bai our cleber, witti commints!
u tell em sister!
an brofferz 2, ob coarse!
Karma izza beech.
Wif all da watur and sand and eberyfing.
Sumtiemz moar “eberyfing” den eever watur or sand.
:snerk:
karma is jus a wai foar peeple tew seeks revenje an blayme it awn reeligin.
Akshully, tihs burdee iz teh cuzzin ob wun whu dived awn mi urlier …
Heez teh karma-cuzzi bomma !!
*hed desk*
uhhhh…..
gud wun!!!
itt tukk meh a minnit tew figger itt owt…..
LOL! Himz frum Tchapan? Himz hitz yew wif sushi?
duck and cubber!
Dat nawt a duk!
Canadyun Goose?
*tilts head* cud it be a goose?
datz a foul remark. butz ai wont grouse about dat nao.
ahh, noez needz tew git yur fetthurz rufflolededed…
Yuu’ll fynd owt suun wi we’er cawld stool pidginz !!
…an I had beens foar dinnur!
mai ai say….ewww.
Sure it wazn’t unkooked brownie batter?
byrd poop in 3… 2….1….
~Splot!~
LOL
!! * PB chekz ize; cansillz teh CCC
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pur burdee!
I ussta havva pig eon who wood visit my balcony everyday. (I put out birdseed) Many hours of live entertainment for kittehs!
wii puts out peenuttz 4 da sqwirlz rite outside da bedrum windo. it iz fun 2 wake up 2 da sound ob little sqwirl feetz. den p.j., hour orange boi kitteh, tris 2 scar dem aweigh, but dey keepz comin back 4 jus 1 moor peenut.
sumtymez dey kallz a truce an sit nose to nose throu da windo screen.
but den awl h*ll brakez lose agin.
When da burdee shows up, I whisperz as loud as I can: WHSSA BURDSS! Kittehs come running to th3 window to see.
ai’l tri dat nex tyme!
Izza kitteh teevee!
Burdy burdy in teh sky, why’d yew do dat in my eye?
Oh yeah, dat liddlol rawk incident.
Burdy burdy high above teh city, why yew treat mii oh sew shi…
Oops..right…right, yew jes told mii.
burdy, burdy in da sky, why’d yew do dat in my eye?
me no kry, me no sigh,
me just glad kows can’t fly.
Cute, Onleekitteh!
boms awai!!
iz gawt muh sights set on yoo ♪♫
and iz readee tew aim! (trust meh, iz really gud at it)
i has a (pigeon) heart dat will nevver be tamed
♪♫ yoo tink yoo wuz somefink speshul
littul hoomin, dis aint no game!
nao iz cant wait tew see yoo agin……… ♪♫
♪♫ i can see Billy freekin awt
iz juz kept lookin down!
he st-st-stuttered when♪♫♪♫♪♫
screamin at meh askin wut iz thinkin bout
Billy run til he couldnt breathe
yoo can no run awai frum meh!♪♫
iz droppd teh boms and sez
“Sayonara, Billlllllleeeeeh!”♪♫♪♫
LOL etl
!! * wot tyuun iz taht, plzthx
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akshully iz frum mailey cyrus. iz caught eerwurms listenin her song “see u agin” frum teh radio.. :p
puhnk-ass getto burd :angry:
butt (*snerk*), iff himz taekz hims hatt awff, hao izz teh burd tew rekkognize himz??
tooo-shey draco, yoo is a smart wuhn.
*bowz humblee* awll inn a daiz werk….oar…purrhappz nawt /werk/….
rebenj issa dysh bess surved kold!
Or mebbe warm an skwishy?
adn wite…adn slitelee likkwidee…..
adn allover yer car…
As Ai sat unda teh applol tree
a burdie sent hur luv tu me
adn as I wiped it frum my eye
I sed “tahnk gudness cows can’t fly!
- playgraond jinglol
I graduated top marksbird in my class, and can poop on anyone at over 1000 feet… My god, did I just reference Battlefield Earth?
ai fink so your kousin did sumfing onna da ruf ob my car da other dai.
PLEH!
Iz Aleks Murser haz eatin’ mai pijin?!
This looks like an assignment for The Penguins of Madagascar!
i think that pingn wonts to kill that boy