But Iz don’t wants to be baptized and welcome ceiling cat in my life. Iz happy bein basement cat…and dry.
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ai lyks mai lyf awf ebul!
derez kukeez awn dis syed!
Conkatz, Catena! U leed teh freewai! Bubblols tu sillybrayt? Wait…itz onlee brekfist tiem, rite? Okay…milk an chonklit cocopops?
Wii kan haz Mimosas??!! Yummy!
Happee Muvvers Dai tew awl! (klose up teh spaise!)
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Aww! dass lubblee!
Cyoot! Noysee, butt(!) cyoot.
kantcha jus heer teh katterwallin?
mimosahz…ooh!
eeeep – wadder!!!!!
Kitteh sez “Do nawt want”
kul, klere, wadder
Dass frum a nawld song Aifink…..
Ai fyndid it a blast frum teh past!
h ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jj7qab6KC4
I lubz dat wun!!! Fankeez Anni!!
Ai wanna be a heevn
urp! urp! urp!
Ohai Shadow83!!! Ai havn seed u foar a lawng tiem! Gud tu hav u heer.
Ai’z bin purty busy, an wus sik fur a wile. sew mosly ai’z bin lurkn.
I’ze thursti, be rite bak!
Besieds, if ai get wet ai luk liek a drwoned rat not a blakk cat.
hauw kum dis watahz yelloe?
An ware, exxaktly du the bublols cum frum?
an taht groutin needs re-duin!
Wai is tub sew looooong? Izzit a lap pool wen nawt bean uzed tew bave pritty kittehs?
Grrrr! Wye do peepl chooz teh tiem fur a noo lol 2 fone me?
Itz a neebil plot.
Wuzn’t eben sumwun Ai wud hab liekt 2 tawk 2!
Oh, teh huge manatee!!!
*offurs to cut Annipuss’ phone cord wif a sharp knife*
“Ohai. Yu has reechud annipuss. Aiz sorree, butt(!) ai kent kum tu teh fone riyt nauw, bekaus ai nedez tu post ufny sayunz awn LOLcats…..LOLcats….yu noe, dose kyoot littul feelines wif teh stranj spellun kapshunz?….Luk, jus leaf eh messu. Kthxhangawpawlreddee.”
“messuj”
*snert* Ai finkkso ai needz tew chainge mai messidje tew taht wun!
Ai admitz ai izza bahd purrson sumtymes, ai doan haz kaller ID sew ai skreen awl cawls fru mai answerin masheen. Famblee an frendz kno tew jus start tawkin an iffen ai kan ai wil pikkup….moastlee….unles ahm tyred…er annoyd….er crankeeier tahn uzuzl….inn wich kaise tehy prolly doan wanna tawk tew meh aneewai!
Teh trubblol iz dat teh fone iz rite nekst 2 teh PC an Ai pikk it up az sune az it ringz – werkt in a noffiss ware dat wuz a strikt rool an can’t brake teh habbit!
Dass a gud eye deer * chanjis OGM awn anserfone*
maybee issa plot sumwun cookd up tu gib uthurs ay chans tu bi nawt sekkond?
I liek it dry. Dry is gud. Wet is nawt. Yoo kno teh storee bout teh ownur dat tried to giv her kitteh a baff, dun yoo?
Wot menez “ownur”?
it endz in tragedee, duzznt it?
We kitties all got sins
Some we’re sorry for
Some we’re not
We kitties all got sins
We kitties ate your sandwiches
Bit your fingers too hard at play
Got underfoot and tripped our persons
And slept in their freshly-washed laundry
And furred it up
We kitties all got sins, true
But we kitties all know, though
That we are forgiven, again, and loved
And love our persons back
Despite the undisputed fact, that
Our persons all got sins, too
berre neis!
butt(!) wot ar dese ‘sins’ yu speke awf?
dose tinks yu namd ar awl een eh gud daez wurk!
True — my mistake!
Woz this ‘artistik lie sense’ ?
Artistik lie sins!
ai issa sinnur an powd uv et!
Basement Cat lubz u fur ur sinz!
LOL! Thankfully, cats are too smart to believe in deity constructs. }:-}
Hao do u noes? Been tawking to ur kitteh lately? Teh wun taht goes to bible study effury Wednesday?
Dey IZ deity construktz!
YES. They’re too busy worshiping Ceiling Cat and Basement Cat to create such constructs.
Where is the photographer standing?? Is he glued to the ceiling?