Concatenashuns awn ur nawt-sekund, pj! Wut wud u liek foar sillybrayshuns? Heer in Noo Engloland we haz oodlez uv yummee treets! It’z tiem fur noms in Chicagloland, izzn’t it? Wel, we haz clam caeks an chowda, dere’z alsso shrimpz an skallopz an LOLBSTERZ! An alsso Mayne bloobery tee, awl kiendz uv cranzbery thingz frum teh Caype uv Cod … and Sam Adams Boszton Lager! Ware wud u liekz tu start?
O, thanx, cc! This is th3 best noms ever! Let’s start with the bloobery tee, then werk our way froo da fishee stuff. Ooo, Sam Adams problee very fresh here….
Az u wishez! Tee, den fishez! Ai’ll jus wheel dis loaded servin cart owt so’z we kin all haz see fud feest!
*pourz cupz uv tee*
*laydelz owt teh chowda*
*putz cupz uv butter wif lolbsterz*
*openz teh beerz*
Come awn in! Teh froo-eetz deh mair iz fyne!
St says, “Bud, I’m runnin owt of tuna joose. How ’bout yu just hab a beer?’
Stu declines the beer. He mite as well go home. By nao teh litterbawks wud be kleen and the kibble owt, and he kud sleep awn teh fluffy warm lawndry for awhile before heddin owt again.
As The Stomach Turns….Carol Burnett Show (maind teh gap):
Part 1
ht tp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzH40Pr29pA&feature=related
Part 2
ht tp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZkxvHxDi5s&feature=related
Ohai, PJ! Teh bodee shop tahtz going tu fixicate mai car has an offis cat naemed Bondo….blak adn wyte wif half a blak mustash. Wehn Ai walked n him rowled ober belleh up fur mii tu rub. Wehn Ai gawt reddy tu leab tehy sed if hii wuzznt n sait tehy wuld chek mai purse! Scuze mii, Ai donut yoink IRL!
And you know what’s funny? So many of them are captioned by people whose names I don’t even recognize! They must be lurkers….like you, maybe? I don’t think we have met before…..extends floofy orange (nawt poison) paw of friendship. Ohai!
dis kitteh wif his dark gud luks, his bling around his nek and his kasual suavitity–bet he iz the kyutest guy in teh bar! Teh odder kittehs want to be him! He bedder be kareful–he kud get yoinked!
Betty White hosting Saturday Night Live rait nao…..seh iz soooo bawdee, seh needz tu goe tu teh Nawty Barn! Ai still wacth teh Golden Girls ebery nait b4 Ai goe tu bed. Luv hur!
Happitayle Mothers Day, Ozcatmum!!! Mai mom adn Ai will goe owt tu eet wehn Ai get hoem frum teh pleh werk. Hmmmm, gess Ai prolly shuld goe tu bed nao. Bai!
Keep em comin.
Concatenashuns awn ur nawt-sekund, pj! Wut wud u liek foar sillybrayshuns? Heer in Noo Engloland we haz oodlez uv yummee treets! It’z tiem fur noms in Chicagloland, izzn’t it? Wel, we haz clam caeks an chowda, dere’z alsso shrimpz an skallopz an LOLBSTERZ! An alsso Mayne bloobery tee, awl kiendz uv cranzbery thingz frum teh Caype uv Cod … and Sam Adams Boszton Lager! Ware wud u liekz tu start?
O, thanx, cc! This is th3 best noms ever! Let’s start with the bloobery tee, then werk our way froo da fishee stuff. Ooo, Sam Adams problee very fresh here….
Az u wishez! Tee, den fishez! Ai’ll jus wheel dis loaded servin cart owt so’z we kin all haz see fud feest!
*pourz cupz uv tee*
*laydelz owt teh chowda*
*putz cupz uv butter wif lolbsterz*
*openz teh beerz*
Come awn in! Teh froo-eetz deh mair iz fyne!
An maek it dublol
I will has a shot of nip
*shoots nip over to tk* *makes claregurl a dublol chonklit shake*
*noms shake* *sigh* It has beena ruff week
Yu doant wont a counter argoomint !!
But..But…But…I hazza failure…
MOAR CHONKLIT GOODNES!!11!!
St says, “Bud, I’m runnin owt of tuna joose. How ’bout yu just hab a beer?’
Stu declines the beer. He mite as well go home. By nao teh litterbawks wud be kleen and the kibble owt, and he kud sleep awn teh fluffy warm lawndry for awhile before heddin owt again.
Bud goes home. Nawt cleen litterbawks, dirtee pile of lawndry, and frozen pizza in oven. It seems Sally has been playin in cheezland all day.
Taht oar wotshin Daze ob Ower Livez !!
Oar As Teh Stummik Turnz.
Oar One Life to Larff.
Yung and teh Hungree?
As The Stomach Turns….Carol Burnett Show (maind teh gap):
Part 1
ht tp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzH40Pr29pA&feature=related
Part 2
ht tp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZkxvHxDi5s&feature=related
Nawt on Caturdai, nawt wach dem sopy fingz. Yu furgetz wut dai it iz?
Nawt enny ub da wurkz dun heer eevur. no cleen bawx, gusshyfudz, peepul fudz, cleen lawndreez, nuffing….. But ai can has a Kinsey purring awn mai lap.
Ai has a jellus! Nawt 1 ov mai 4 kittehs will get n mai lap oar let mii hoald tehm. At leest tehy will sleep wif mii….sumtaims.
Toonces always wants to snugglol. Punkin wants love butt(!) only on her terms. No picking her up!
Ohai, PJ! Teh bodee shop tahtz going tu fixicate mai car has an offis cat naemed Bondo….blak adn wyte wif half a blak mustash. Wehn Ai walked n him rowled ober belleh up fur mii tu rub. Wehn Ai gawt reddy tu leab tehy sed if hii wuzznt n sait tehy wuld chek mai purse! Scuze mii, Ai donut yoink IRL!
Ohai, Catsablanca! Maybeh dey thot Bondo was beina stowaway.
Aidonutfinkso….tehy wuz laffing at mai raichus ndignashun.
Some of these captions are so brilliant! Love it.
And you know what’s funny? So many of them are captioned by people whose names I don’t even recognize! They must be lurkers….like you, maybe? I don’t think we have met before…..extends floofy orange (nawt poison) paw of friendship. Ohai!
Ohai to you too – thanks! I don’t comment much, but sometimes am overcome by the cute…
Maybe a little nip. Kthx.
dis kitteh wif his dark gud luks, his bling around his nek and his kasual suavitity–bet he iz the kyutest guy in teh bar! Teh odder kittehs want to be him! He bedder be kareful–he kud get yoinked!
Play it again, Stu.
Stu’s feymos stew,, iz liek wun plz. and a cuppa milk on teh go. kthnx..
Stoo, t3h Bawrtenndurr
lissenz 2 awll kyndz stoareez
frum himz custummurrz!
Dis Kitteh fowndz a
Shynee Deevyss. Dat Kitteh
fowndz Milk Reeng Feengee!!
Uddurr Kitteh nawtz
lykez hurz Prittee Wun’z boyfrend
andz wantz 2 fikkz itz!!!
Jack.
a whole story in a ohai-ku. Whut luberly pixors you paint, Jack. You mus be a romaticalol persun. Fankies.
Stoo, t3h Bawrtenndurr
habz Hye Kwallittee CatzNip
jusst 4 Caturday!
Caturday CatzNip
amz Speshull Oakayzhunn, lyke
Nom Nom Bawkz Peetza!!
Nom Nom Bawkz Peetza
habz aroamafayrapee,
but CatzNip’z bettah!!!
Jack.
Betty White hosting Saturday Night Live rait nao…..seh iz soooo bawdee, seh needz tu goe tu teh Nawty Barn! Ai still wacth teh Golden Girls ebery nait b4 Ai goe tu bed. Luv hur!
i knoz
But so funneh! I fink she is signing autograffs in teh NB
*Grabz autograff buk from ohai skool adn runswifakwikness to teh NB*
*Brings out fresh muffins to NB*
Gowing owt fer liunsh wiv mai bois – muvvers dai.
Happitayle Mothers Day, Ozcatmum!!! Mai mom adn Ai will goe owt tu eet wehn Ai get hoem frum teh pleh werk. Hmmmm, gess Ai prolly shuld goe tu bed nao. Bai!
an cans ai has tab? iz bin ay lawng dai an ai plan tu du alot uv drinkin..
Do they even make tab anymore? *Pours keshet a tab* Maybeh you would like somfing stronger…
ad rum plskthx!
He is teh moost interestin kitteh inteh wurld.
”Ai dunt allus drink nip, but wen ai does, iz allus ‘Dos Nippes’. Stay firsty, mah frend.”