
I’m going to have to lay off the souls for awhile. Who knew they had so many carbs!?!
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I’m going to have to lay off the souls for awhile. Who knew they had so many carbs!?!
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Moar lieklee teh gushifud, Kitteh!
Evning Annipuss nd congratz
!!
Thx, PB G’mornin 2 u!
Didnut get teh cawmints tihs tiem til teh forf tiem ai rifrosht wen ai hit shift-F5 !! Hao bowt yu ??
Fibe rifroshiz! It’s geddin berry sillee – ownlee seemz 2 be wen teh lol iz poastid. Affer dat Ai hab noe trubblol.
Wundaz if teh big cheez Ben iz seaing tihs wib awl himz poastingz ?? Lotz ob tehm ar awn awld LOLz, sew maibi nawt
Aifink it iz ownlee a prollem wen teh lol iz noo – seemz 2 taek a wile 2 get fullee reddee.
been eetin moar tahn ai shud, enniwaze
lulz
Blak kitteh fealz soul-full ….
Soul foods is teh good, but not always teh good 4 u. *nods*
“It sol fud”, az mai muvva yoost tu sai
!!
* hee, hee *
♪♫ O Sole O Mii O!! ♪♫♪♫
♪♫ It’s sol onlely tuniet ♪♫ * Eb’ning mai cween *
*waivez floofy pawz tu deh souf west.*
Oh hai, pb!!
I awlwayz think uv Peanut Budder wen I typez deh pb fur ur name.
Coz ime smoove ?? * oar coz ime nutty *
yes!
Gud anser, mai cween!
Teh cween shud bi Priem Minuster ob TTI afta taht
!!
If nommy n8ted I will nawt run; if elected i will nawt serve.
We aer moar lade bakk – we doan’t run fur offiss – we stand!
.. tehn sit arownd fer five yeerz
!!
* Tehy muss bi skoshed in tehir seetz sholda tu sholda *
U R awlredy surving in such AWSUM wayz!!!!
We still doan’t noe hoo iz in charj! We wull prollee hab anuvver ilekshun layter dis yeer. PLEH!
Maibi sumwun ells wil run nd win !!
Pity Lord Screaming Sutch izn’t araond !!
Him’s partee still puts up candy dayts – an wun oar 2 uvver ekk sentrik peeplz maek fings moar cullerful!
In Lucy Anna, wii is liking r polly tishuns teh kullr full.
Annipuss; shud him’s partee halp U wif yor elekshin ober dere in UK?
I wud voting fur Dame Edna!!
Wun ob teh cleberest peeplol awn teh plannit !!
Teh kitteh mayde yu sum kukkies, but then he eeted them. Dis kept happinen ober an ober. Yu must ell teh kitteh to stawp makin yu kukkies. Hab him make you sum kullyflower surprize or a nice salid.
Mebbe eggsersize rooteen iz guud eyedia tu! Nah, goze agenst kitteh coad ob ethiks!
Kittehz haz ethikz?? 8)
Yes!
Ethik numburr 1: Lazeeness iz nex tu Ceiling Cat-ness
Ethik numburr 2: Goggies ar ment tu bee torchered!
Ethik numburr 3: Awl gushifuuds iz mai gushifuuds! No shaering!
Ethik numburr 4: Hoomins iz slayves nawt fwends!
Ethik numburr 5: Eggsersize iz foarbiddin!
Ai kno thare aer moar but cannut theenk ob tehm ryte nao!
Wii has teh Kitteh Rool Buk (orijinally it wuz teh Goggie Rool Buk kreated bai mai Mom). Pritteh mush ennefing tehy du rong iz cobered bai teh KRB, wich sez itz okay.
Hee, hee !!
Gud
etiquetteethicat roolz, Lali !!silleh Kitteh. Soles has no karbs. It iz teh sauce dat you pour ober the soles that iz teh problem. Or maybe the batter yu puts own dem. Unbatter dose soles, kitteh, and teh wurld peez will follow!
So whut ur sayin is that teh deep-fried souls served with deep-fried chocklit sauce over a bed of deep-fried pastas is teh not healthy?
Whut about if u ordered a diet soda to go wif?
adn doan fergit teh bayken !!
Making deh soul sammmich wif 2 slicez uv bayken between 2 solez. *nods* dat way u avoid deh bred carbz!
“Tihs soul taists liek an awld sole !!!”
ewwwww fishie wif choklit sawse? Try soulez w. p-nut butter n jelly btwn 2 slicez of Wunnder Bred. P-Nut Butter n JellyFISH sammich! Hellashus cuisine!
*Heddesk*
Blarghhh! wunnur bred iz pleh! (nawt tu menshun fishez)
This is a Total Win.
Ohai marthava !! Are yuu nyuu ??
* Waivz blak floofy paw in greeting *
Nawt suprized. 7734*is*fattenin along wif 6 ovver dedlie sinz.
G’nite ebbriwun – it’s Sumdai awlreddee heer an Ai haz 2 get up in teh mornin ‘coz Ai mite be goin owt fur teh dai.
Nite Anni nd hab a gud Mum’z Day !!
Thx, but It’s nawt Mum’s dai in TTI – we haz owrs in March!
It’s Nonie!
I iz not fat is big boned
Midnyte Kitteh helpz
Conga~Ratz wiff dayr dansseeng
Nawtz Sekkundz rooteenz!
Midnyte Kitteh amz
sturn Dansseeng Massturr. Strykez feer
wiffinz Conga~Ratz!!
Midnyte Kitteh sez:
“Spinz, Kikk, Kikk, Spinz. Kikk. Spinz!”
andz waytz 4 reezultz!!!
Jack.
Wahh! this kitteh is like a fat garfield! D:
Iz Cathulu
Reminds me of my local basement cat, he’s fat, black and fluffy. He hides in my cellar and eats my cat’s food and attacks me and my family when we try and be nice to him.