tell da men we’ll start looting and plundering right after i take my nap
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conga rats to anni, TTC and rhsb on yur free-way tye. wot do you guyz want for sillybrashuns? ai haz sum wite wine and nise cheez – mebee a crackur, too….
Pyrate’z polly wanna crackur!
okee-dokee – crackurs fur u!
*polly noms teh crackur, den luks arownd in caes dere’s ennee kittehs lookin fur polly snaks!*
Dat sowndz gud – tho pyruts yooshullee hab rum!
pj rememberd dat, tu! Wanna daqeree?
Kin Ai haz wun wiv a hikkeree nut in it?
Duz wun put a hikkeree nut in a regyoolar wun, or a froze wun? Ai jus realizded dat ai duzzn’t kno!
Aifink u ownlee arsk fur a hikkeree nut iffn u wanna do teh joek!
Yeh. Ai fine alley figyoord dat owt. Way tu layte tu avoyd teh facepalm, ob corse.
Sowwee!
Luks liek teh booby priez iz mien!
Da mows run up da clok. hikry dakry doc.
Owww… *facepalm* (rhsb beat me tu teh *heddesk*)
**eers perk up**
Rum?
YUM!
I has had teh uber-pleh day. Rum wud be gud.
aifinkso ai haz sum rum here – strait up or mixed?
I finx piratez like pina-coladaz wiff prettee garnish. *Slices fresh pineapplol*
Duz yoo lyk peenya coladdas?
An gettin cawt inna rane?
ob corse! whoo duzn’t?
Rayne nawt so mutch. Luvz pina-cloladaz, tho!
Adn teh feel ov teh oshin?
Adn teh tayst ov shampayne?
Kin we haz dem froze? Wif salt? An hikkeree nuts fur me an anni?
Ai awlwaiz wantid a hikkeree daiquari, Doc!
**heddesk**
Owww….
Concatenashuns to anni and TTC fur ur nawt-sekund tye! Let’z see wut’z in teh pyrate tresjur chest fur teh tu ob u: Peeces ob ayte! Dubloonz! Golden eeringz! An hao abowt a bottlol ob rum tu go wif!
You makin daqereez?
Eggsellent ideah, pj! Golden rum fur yummy daqereez in plunderd golden goblolets!
rhsb! It’z a free-way tye! Gud fing dis iz a biiiiiig tresjur chest! Hab a nice golden goblolet!
I kin has strawberee dakaree?
anyfing fur deh peeps whoo gotz deh nawt sekund
An sinss ai allmozt missd u, aifinks u get teh pyrate’z polly as a pet – or a snak – after she haz hur crackur!
Oooohhh, nawt to tell parrothed yoo offurd to let me eet hur!
Congrats to anni furr teh tawp of teh 3 way, adn to rhsb! Arrrghhhhh matey, letz hab grog adn ayle, adn sordid rumz in plundred goblollets ob gawld whilst we runz rrrrrrr paws thru pyles adn pyles ob gowld adn jooles adn coynes…..oh adn cud sumeone fynd mai peg leg? fankies!
Ai fowndz it! Sumwun tryed tu use it as a skratchin poast, but ai reskyood it! Jus in tiem, tu!
I finkso teh kitteh wuz yoozin ur peg-leg az a skratchin post.
Onna sied noat, owr famlee kitteh wuz naymd Peggy. Wii sumtiems cawld hur PegLeg.
Ahhhhh taht’s cyoot {{Peggy}} adn tanks furrrrrr fynding me leg mateys. Kinda hard tu plundur adn pillaje wifowt it! ooh itz a gud tskratchy post tew
Yep, Peggy wuz teh famlee kitteh. Hur wuz caliko.
I has teh weekniss foar teh calikoes. My Josie wuz caliko too. Hur crawst teh Bridj 2 yeerz ago dis Sunday.
yo ho ho and a bottlol ob nip
@@@@@!!!!!!
Dis be a lyne from teh famus pome:
.
Fifteen treats on a ded maus’ chest
Yo ho ho adn a bottul ob nip.
Milk adn teh goggie had dun foar teh rest
Yo ho ho adn a bottul ob nip.
Yargh! Him iz too kyoot!
Kitteh must be well-rested.
Doin pyrit-stuffs iz egg-sawstin!
Plz to be bringing t3h crunchberrreez now.
aarghhh – anudder kyootie-patootie. sum pirate!
tightens CHRG!!
U shud neber pillage or plunder wiffown hazzin prawpurr rest.
Sry, too tirerd to walk da plank rite now
Wuz teh costyuum …. gettin deckt owt deckt him !!
Is not a deck; is a canadee n plank.
Ai duu deck lair !! * Beams *
**finks of decks**
**runsrunsruns to NB**
We’z bin enjoyin teh pyrate’z rum… mebbe avoydin teh plank wud be a gud ideah fur nao. Mite fynd maiself hittin teh deck fayce furst, haowevvur!
Hikkeree daquiree ….deckt?
.. mayd mai hed eckt !!
Yikez! pi ratz! so wairz da pi? Ebreewun just drinking da rumz nd nawt haz pi. owt rajus!
Ta hekk wif teh pi, I WANT PIRATES!
Whut abawt a Pi rat wif a applol creem pi?
* Howlds up teh still warm frum teh uvvun applol creemz pi *
**wonders how WRr wud luuk in a pirate costoom**
Yoo, um, got sumfin awn ur eer….
**likks creem awf WRr’s eer**
*dials 9-elebenty adn asks foar sum fyrewimmins in pirate costumes*
Wud u settlol fur pyratz in fyrewimminz costumez??
Byte cher tung!!! Ai nawt bayking pi AND waring teh Wimminz costumez!!!
If u insist!
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WRr sez: Dat’ll bii wun dollar. Yew can likk teh creem awf my udder eer foar anudder dollar. Coz iz uh buckaneer.
**gibs WRr elebenty munnies**
Will dat cuvvur it ifn I wanna lik ur eer moar den wunse?
**liks NC’s eer, jest foar teh hekk of it.**
Rhsb. U nawt haz tu pai enny munnies. Jus cuz ai iz eezzee duz nawt meen ai iz fur sell.
Aaaarrr !!! Wurst pun ebber !!
* Shaiks hed *
Oooo, a dollar
And dun waek me. Oar else yoo will be walkin teh plank and swimmin wif Squigy teh Rainbow Squid.
LOL that is what happens when you dress up a kitteh- they fall ovr. LOL
Klothing b kitteh kryptonite!! *nodz*
This is my kitteh and he really did just fall over like a tree. And he is Jack after Captain Sparrow himself!!
A pyrit must always have proper sleeps.