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Oh, bonzhoor, kitteh. Commen tallay voo?
Ballet bunnehs awn yer nawt seccund wb!
***********ANNE NOWNS MINT**********
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The Portland Oregon Cheezmeet is provishunal for teh 29th May, munch time, att eiber Powell’s Book Store’s “World Cup” tea shop, OR “The Tea Zone” tea shop, whichever ennywun prefurs. I’m open to other suggeschuns.
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Foar teh shy, catnip will be provided.
*finds baskit*
*puts baskit obber arm*
*begins gathering courrije*
ai’z gathring up sum currij sew ai kan come to teh cheezmeet …
either plase wood be ok wiff me. nebber has tried Teh Tee Zone.
Well done sir, well done =) Trees beeyen.
goe ehwae befour ai tawnt yu ehgen!
Yush yush yush! Yay catena adn CottlestonPie fur teh Mawntee Paithon refrunce! *luff*
You made me do it, catena. You HAD to make the Monty Python reference. *sigh* Here we go again…
Go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!
Fetchez la vache!
an fetchez mi sum gushifuds whyl yu is at et!
PITCHEZ LA VACHE!
GMTA!
Grail Mavens Taunt Alike?
Grazie, Merci, Takk, Alots
Gaulish Meow Translated, Alors
WIN!
Get Me The Angus!
Yoo sillee k-nights!
Yu English kkkk-nig-hits!
Pictures! Lessee u modelify it!
Hurm… Ai’z finkin wurdpretzel moovd dis up heer? U b tawkin bout mai shurt? Aw shuks, no… Ai izzint a model… *blushes*
Hmph. We’ll be teh judgejudy of that. Pictures! Pictures!
*digs tows in durt* Naw… Fur wun fing… mai camra’s ded. Fur ‘nuthr, ai… well, akkshullie, ai dun fink mai mawm wud aproov uv dat. :/
Can u draw a picture? Whut mommeh wouldn’t approvify a drawed picture?
Ai cud draw teh pikshur uv teh shurt… Ai’ll b wurkin awn dat. Adn ai’ll get bak tew yew!
Hmwell, ok. But don’t drawr teh shurt inside-out. Again.
As long as itz nawt ze eval an dredded frawnchman clawd lemew!
Ai hazza egg cited!! Mai tee shurt from teh lolmart jes caem in teh mayl! Catnarok: Longcat vs. Tacgnol.
Iz teh epic.
*LUFF*
Pepe? Iz u down dere?
Romeo, Romeo,
Ware yoo iz, Romeo?
Romeo got pickeded up by teh Animlol Control because he wasn’t waring his ruffled collar.
le rrow rrow!
Greeting frum france? *luks arownd* *waves* OHAI FRANCE!!!
Ai see it!
*jumps up adn daon* OHAI! YEW CANZ SEE MEH??
*bounces awn trampoline* CAN YOO SEE MEH NAO?!! I needs moar height…hmm…..*goes intu garage where dere is lots ub tools and building supplies*
*follows, cyooryuss*
Okay! Halp me wif dis *comes out ob garage wiff 12 ladders duct taped tugeffer* Nao, we go set dis up *leans ladders against tall building* *climb-climb-climb-climb-climb-PLEH bird hit meh…-climb-climb* *yells intu blow horn* CAN YOO SEE MEH NAO, FRANCE?!?!
*heers “Yur muvver was a hamster!” frum da distance*
*clim clim clim behynde Claregurl–PLEH burd pooed on meh!!*
OHAI FRANCE!!
Ai fart in yur genrul drekshun!
Wats dat comin towards us? OH NOES….FLYING COW!! AND DERE IS A EBIL BUNNEH RITE BEHIND HIM! RUNN!! *jumps from ladders*
Oh, Claregurl!
*Drags in huge bouncee mattress for Claregurl to land on*
pappy le mew:
ahhh, wut a cyootie,.. voolez-voos koucher avec moi, ce soir?
O_o Ai’v nivvur lyked dat lyne. Luv teh song, hayt teh lyne… :/ Ai duzzint lyke wut it meens.
But iz OK fur kitteh to couchez avec vous ce soir, as long as himz behavez an duzn’t chase teh bed mice!
Je peux avoir cheezburger?
Le cheezburger!
Le nomnomnomnomnom!
Or is that “Les noms”?
Lay Nommeeblolz?
Un nom et ses amis?
Le royal!
*Le noms de plummes*
whi is yu nomming teh plumes?
Hongree fer aminimitee? Incognitoabilitee? Juss fer shiftz an gigglols?
Le royal wit cheeze!!
le snooty French kitteh iz not amused by your juvenile shinanigans
That’s my cats name… Le Mew!
je voudrais un cheezeburger
Le chat ce magnifique!
Mais non! Mario LeMew, c’est canadien!
That’s “Je peux avoir le cheezburger.” L’infinitif.
What is that in Lolspeak? Lanfeeneeteef?
La plume de ma tante est sur la table.
Le Royal, wif cheez!
I dig it teh most!
Pulp Fikshun refrinses FTW!
ben . … .decidemenn ji sui perdu . .. .. . .. ….. ……….
Tu es perdu? Tu est un poulet?
Mais, non !!!!
Ohai, PB! Wuz taht u teh ovver dae hoo sed hii dint noe hao tu embed videos?
Nebber maind, Ai just swa 1 taht u postid. *Wundurz hoo it wuz*
No, nawt mi, Catsablanca !! Isle luuk owt fer teh poaster !!
Mo-o-om! LCB is punning in fronsch again!
hahaha♪
ronronronronronronron >^-^<
ur muddah wuz hampstur, n ur daddeh smelt uf eldurberries
Ai farts in ur jennerul direkshun!
That would be “Je peux avoir le cheezburger” technically.
Actually, that would be “Puis je avoir un cheezburger ?” or is if it’s just for I can has cheezeburger ?, it would make.. I have no idea what it would make in lolfrench, sry ^^
And what does the hell mean “le mew” for you all ? Couldn’t get it..
I must say that I have no idea of what “le mew” refers to, and I’m French.
Otherwise… I would maybe translate “I can has cheezburger” as: Je peux avoir un cheezburger?
But that sounds less funny in French ^^
durn. i missed all teh funs and teh tauntings.
♫ Nanny nanny boo boo!
I could taunt you again, if you like…
Howz da toofee, kafleen? I hopez yer much bedder!
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
“Le mieu”
^__^
I would say this is more likely Quebec than France. He’s clearly a big hockey fan.
I hope nawtykitties are enjoying their cheeseburgers.
In France, we usually say “Miaou” for “Mew”. So, the text should be “Le miaou ?”
Je venais le préciser ^^
Yes, that is definitely a “miaou” face! May I offer kitteh a crepe?
But in LolFrench, maybe “le miaou” is “le mew.”
it should be “je peux avoir le cheezburger” and “le miaou.” fyi.
avec frites!
Actually, I think it should be;
Puis-j’avoir un cheezeburger?
“Puis-j’avoir” is a common mistake, the right one is “Puis-je avoir”, you can’t drop the “e”
Thanks, overdrives!
I realized my mistake almost as soon as I had posted it!
Bienvenue!