Buddhist kitteh says: the greatest generosity is non-attachment so… I can has your cheezburger?
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Congrats, noodle!
fankz mon, letz nom da cheezeburgs
is that your Mantra, er Catra?
*tries it out*
nommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
oh, i givvup.
*gives all my brurgerz to da cute kitteh*
*****A NOUN’S MINT******
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I heerby a nouns dat der will be a Portland, Orygown Cheezmeet. Teh PDX Cheezmeet is provisionally dated to teh Caturday after negst, butt(!) I wud lyke to heer iffen anyone has better ideas.
Ai has an ideer….has it n Tampa sew Ai cna coem tu!
aa xcuse mi, butt whadz da PDX meen?
Prittee Darn Xsitin?
PDX iz teh niknaym foar Portland, Orioe-gone (it’s alsew teh airport code). AnemoneOne might be right, thew, iz supposed to hab a night wildlife.
PDX iz teh code fur teh Portland, Oregon International Airport, but is sumtiemz used to designate “Portland” in its entirety.
Dat way, u duzzint hasta specify “Oregon” & nobuddee will fink u meenz Portland, Maine insted.
Orly? I lives in Portlund.
Aifink Orly is in Paris…
Ai yoost 2 lib in a plaes cawld Earley – teh railwai stayshun man (in teh daiz b4 Tannoys awn awl stayshuns) awlwais annownst it a Orlee, Orlee, Orlee.
*snerk* mebbe ai ment, “pdx? i libs in orly.”
*looks owt window* nope. i only sees portland owt thare.
Sew, yu wanna go tu a cheezmeet?
Well … mebbe I mite. (ai hazza hyooj shy–ai has to search fur sum couraje)
I has bin to two minicheezmeets so far. Bofe wiff very nice cheezie peeps.
De tayls?
come DarthMommy. We duz nawt bite.
Iz gud fur ur sole 2 gib fings up
In dat kayse, will kitteh non-attach poyntee-ends from my arm when I toss it gently in teh ayr adn snugglesnugglesnorgle it!
u furst. ai’l kall da paremedix jus inna kase ob injuri.
Wy wud I need parrot medics? Dey jus’ ask iffen my naym’s polly adn iffen I need a crakur.
Pleez?
I is sorree…nawt a veree gud/funnee comment, huh? Lemme try again:
If yoo dun give Buddhist kitteh cheezburger, Buddhist kitteh’s non-Buddhist friend will maek yur arm a “Non-attachment”
meh masheen froz up – could not get meh commint to load.
b generus – gib me dah c’burgur!
Dis kitteh kud prolly git anyting frum me!
I nevah seen such a pink nose!
**~Squee~** And dose eyes! Its jus too much CYOOT~!
Ai hopes u hab recubbered frum yer fall off deh chare deh obber day!
I is okay! I am nao medically required tu wear a bubble wrap encased strait jacket bai sum guys in white lab cotes tho! I CAN HUG MYSELF~!~! I mus be luvable~
Dat ish hilarimously funneeee!
Wen yoo moovs, du yu go Snap Kraklol n Pop?
Oh yesh! And if ai run reely fast into a wall, I go “BOOM”!
*Offishle voyse*
On beharf ov de Elfin Saeftee, ai muss rekumenned dat yoo restrayns from runnin reely fast intu a wall.
*Normlol voyse*
No more dan fieb miels han our is de
optimbest speed. Enni fasta an de bubllol orl go pop an de protektib jakkt dunt werk fur de nexx run.*pouts* But DATS no fun….yoo cannawt maek race car noises going fieb miels han our!!! It ruins teh effekt!
NoNoNo, its betta.
Yoo can du Slo Moshun raesin, an Slo Moshun noiziz, it rekwires mush more skill. Yoo can be liek de Bionic Wummun an runn an jump an hopp an skip sloely. An de torkins reeli funni in slo moshun.
*duz slow-mo* *ends up bouncing off teh padded walls arownd and arownd and arownd and arown and arownd and arownd–* Whoa, i is getting dizzy……
Fun, huh?
Duz deh kittehs get hypno tized bai deh sound adn twy to bat u a round?
Yesh dey do, dey just stare at meh and maek me nervous, so i go and run intu one ub teh padded walls, but den i go BOOM! so den dey start batting me around an i cant move becuz i is tu busy hugging mai lubable self~
Congrats noodle, anni and Claregurl !! Cawnfushus sez kitteh wif bloo eiis adn pinkie nosey haz hiiigh Splort pawsibility….*titens CHRG*** bakcs awai frum pyooter slololy………………
Thx TTC!
Thank yoo TTC! Such a byootimus liddlol kitteh, isnt it?! **~SQUEE~** *floats awai onto teh cloud ob cyoot kittehs*
I agrees: nnnnnnooooooooommmmmmmmmmssssszzzzz
>^;^<
Lubblee Floof Kitteh
habz hippnawtikk bloo ieez 2
getz moar dan hurz needz!
Lubblee Floof Kitteh
habz toze tufftz 2 putz straynnz awn
snug CHRGz!!
Lubblee Floof Kitteh
habz Hewminz undurr hurz spell.
Soon t3h Phunn! beeginz!!!
Jack.
Lukk in 2 mai eis….now du zactly as ai sez…han ober deh cheeeezburger……
I… will… obey… kitteh…
*puts hand over cheezburger*
*stares*
*drools*
Dat is wun byootimus kitteh! Noe offinse tu mai kittehs, butt(!) if Ai had tihs bebbeh at hoem, Ai wuld has a bery hard taim leebing it tu goe tu werk.
*Yoink kitteh an runsawaywifakwikness*
*whispers*Now ai has ex cuse not tu go tu werk!
Ohai Catsablanca – me tew ! Ai lubs mai kittehs, butt (!) ai haz alwais wanted one dat luuks lyke dis. Iz kitteh a seel poynt ragdoll aifink?
Dat beez mah guess, TTC. So prettee!
Ohai TTC
I has onlee juss recubbered frum assplodin frum teh kyoot!
Dis splortishuss bebbeh is perZAKLEE laik mah Mortimer kitteh. Him is a seal point bicolour Ragdoll……dat why him has a whyte mask an wite feets/legs.I has himz bruvver,Reeves, too, hoo am a seal point.Him habs a brown face an legs.Tehy is teh most adorabubble bois…they abot 10 munfs old nao,and tehy is liddle buggers….
I still have problems whit that yeah… It’s mine… his name is Tommy Lee Jones Lexta The Plush Wealth…
He is splortylisshuss D.Vermeulen
*offers floofy Raggy paw shake* Pleezed to mayke yor akwaintunce*
We has a lukky to be pwned by teehze Raggy flump sweeties duzzn’t we??
U furgotted teh majik werd, kitteh. *tsk*
mais oui, purr favor mon ami!
.. ai needz cheezburger in order to reech nirvana …
kitteh uses teh powur ob teh forse 2 gayn ur cheezburgurz.
“u want 2 gib dem 2 me nao, dont u?”
*Ize glazes ober, gibs awl cheezburgers 2 brainfire*
Grrrrrr….Ai haits dis Jeddeye mynd trik.
ahahahahahaha i jus keep eetin dis cheezburger is so yummy nommy nom nomm
ohai evreewun, heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Kerrykatz4 an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, cherry caeks wif wippy kreem frosting, iskreem, frooty party punch, fansee shiny party hats, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, liddle handheld video games where yoo fire cheezburgers to teh incoming kittehs, kandee, an shiny alien stikkers wif googly eyes!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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Happy birfday, KK4!
Oh, and…
…wait for it…
RIPPERTON!
Happy Burfday KK4!
*has sum birfday punch to start celolebrating teh wiikend*
Best wishs to ebrybuddy for a fun & relaxifying wiikend!
*wispurrs* are nawt moast buddihst kittehs vege..vegta..nawt meet eeterz?
*Handz Shatzeemom tofu-buger* You can has!
Aifink Boodhist kitteh meenz 2 gibs cheezburger to sumwum, nawt keap foar hisself, rite?
I finkso dis be LCB’s kitteh, purrtendin to be Buddhist so hur kin YOINK teh shinees!
*wipes away tear*
I has SUCH a proud!
ai can has pragmatical tenet…♪. … . …. .. . .. .. .
Thanx you all for captioning my kitty. Nice to see others think he’s cute too! I’m very proud on my little Tommy… Thanx!
…ai thot buddhists did not eet red meet? maybeh ai shood make a soi cheezburger for kitteh?
What kind of kitteh is this kitteh? He/she looks so unusual and very pretty.
It’s my kitty and it is a Ragdoll in the pattern bicolor whit the colour seal… Greetings and thanx!
I luv ragdollz! Ragdollz r cute kittehs!