
Wotz it saing? Sumthin about missin car kees.
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Wotz it saing? Sumthin about missin car kees.
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: Griffin via Advanced Lol Builder
Ooh, shiny! *yoink*
Oooh – prettee.
*yoinks teh kitteh*
*yoinks nightshayde an lol catburglar*
mine, awl mine. ai’l kall u awl latr…
Izzat ur fone on teh flor?? tehhehhhhhmwwaaamaaa
*yoinks LCB, Nightsdayde. Noodle adn AWL ob teh PDX Cheezfrends adn haz a reely reely cool cheezmeet!*
Ai …. ai haz bin *yoinked*?
Dependz on wut stile gide u consultifying.
Aifinkso u has it rait n tihs caes, NS. B-sydes, tihs iz Cheezland ware punkshuashun duz nawt mattur!
I can let the spelling go. I can let proper word forms go. I’m not sure I can let the punctuation go.
Mabye u should go to a support group for editors. U knoes, a 12-stet program. *nods*
*snerk*
oar u kud jus dele wif it
I can’t halp myself *da DAOW da daow*
So mind your Ps and Qs *da DAOW da daow*
I’ll edit them all *da DAOW da daow*
I gots teh bloo pensil bloos *da DAOW da daow*
Wooooot!
*skampurrs awf tew wurks*
Ai’m bleeden redd eenk *da DAOW da daow*
Awl obur teh paij *das DAOW da*
Ai’ll poynt owt yur errerz *da DAOW da daow*
Tyl yuur inz an raij *da DAOW da daowe*
tahnk gudnes ai’m an bedderer eddytur tehn ai yam (whut ai yam) an blooz geetarist! …
*da DAOW da daow*
*Clappity clappity clappity*
Teh punkshuayshun hasn’t gone. I saw it gabbering rownd a larj bowl ob gushifuds.
cheers to lcb and ns and anni and italiana!!
Mai nawt-sekond thot wehn Ai swa teh pikshur wuz bebbeh LCB! Concatshoelaces awn ur tawp spot, LCB!
Yay! congarats awn leedin teh brayde LCB!!
Pleez tew nawt mynd iffen ai hang dis heer….
US cheezfrends, pleez dew nawt fergit tah tamarrow, teh 8th iz teh post office food drive Stamp Out Hunger! Moar info heer…
h ttp://www.helpstampouthunger.com/
Comgrabyurelayshuns awn yuur taupe spawt foar tihs Friedeggdae, LCB!
Teh Galumpheng Goaphurs purr furm teihr gnu numbur teh Friedeggdae Frawlik …
*glyde tu teh ryte, hawp tu tel lefft, spin’n'twerl, ‘n stawmpstawmpstawmp*
Noep – hazzint seen dem.
Kitteh duzn’t unnerstan!
Heh. Kitteh sikritly massermynded teh loozing ob teh jingly glittery fings, az teh nawmurgl play toys aer boring.
i oanlee LUUK inoscent!
mwaahaha
Hoo … mih???
*praktissis inoscent luuk sumoar*
ha! knot onlee luuk inoscents, butt(!) splortaciously key-oot!
Naow fer a joyryde tew teh cheezburger shawp! Pyle in ebreewun!
donut worri, whee b bak bi kat kurfew. dat’s elebeni oclock.
Ai gawtz teh shawtgunn seet!
Yay! Heer wii goe! *vroom vroom*
WAIT!! DUN FURGET ME!!! NOOO!!! *chases aftur yoo*
*skreeeeech* Hop inn Claregurl! Otay, ebreewun inn? Bukkle up, itz gonna bee a bumpy nite! *vroooooooom*
Ai wud textify bak — but ai duzzint haz teh pozubul fumz.
Boop itz wif yur noes!
Dat mite hurt.
One ringy dingy, two ringy dingy.
Ernestine ref, FTW!!!! Ohai, 5E, hao is u?
Berry guud and you catsablanca.
I fought it was from Monty Python?
Or ?????? towers?
Yu meen Fawlty Towers? Noap – itz wuz frum Laff-Inz.
Yesh, Lily Tomlin played hystericalmus tellyfone oprater! *Snort!*
Frum teh omnip– omnipo– awl-powermus Tellifonz Cumpny. Dats Omni wiv a Potent in fruntz ob itt. Liek teh kittehs rly are!
Ernestine the phone operator frum “Laugh In” TV show ob da 1960′s. Great funz.
Ernestine! FTW!
A gracious good morning to you…Have I reached the party to whom I am speaking?
GMTA! Gawtzta lurv Laff-Inz!
Ah! Dem wuz teh daiz!
Izz tihs teh pawrtee tu hoom ai yam speeking?
Haf I reached da pawty to whom I is speakin?
Oops, I’z repeeted ofurs who dun thot it nawt-second.
Ooooooo, puplol bell maches mai purplol cast. *Gentlee yoinks bell & slipz it awn fingur*
I dun kno WHAT dat purson is talking abowt. Crazee hooman.
I am not “keying” into what you are trying to say Claregurl.
Yesh, dat iz zactly deh spression on dis kitteh’s face!
That lectronic thingy been buzzin and ringin
And I think momma left it behind
I think that’s the thing that she always brings
Home for work when she should just unwind
So maybe, just maybe I’ll bite it a little
And push all the buttons and lick
And maybe, just maybe I’ll totally wreck it
So momma won’t work till she’s sick!
Momma shud bee stayin home wif def kidlets all deh thyme!
Yay! Clappity-clappity! Yur pome sownds laik itz wud maik a neggsalent kiddie buk!!
Thanks! Still tryin to get my first kidz novel (starring cats fostered in a used bookstore) published while writing the sequel. I so much want to encourage adopting shelter kits, but prob’ly it won’t get into print. But, good thing kitz are fun to write about — it makes a nice hobby!
Gud luk, JBS!
*clappity clappity floofee paws*
Bery gud, jennybookseller!
applesaus, applaus, applsaus!
Hao mai hoomin git in dere?
Who dat hoomin in dere talkin all furen-like?
muss bih teh saym wai tehy getz inna teevee, aifinkso …
… .. . ..jus tell u : ai wun 2 sii u . . . …. ….maibi .. ?uhm?
Our cat Bonnie thot if Dad talkin on fone, him talkin to self an peeps mite fink him crazy! So if Dad talkin on fone, Bonnie talk back so no one fink him crazy. Bonnie luf Dad (an NO ONE else).
Mai Tucker duz taht tew! Shee iz teh moast tawkative kitteh ai haz eber herd uv, an sew lowd folks awn teh uvver end uv teh fone kan heer hur!
Ai lubs yore web sight. Wut beautimous bebbehs!
{{{Tabbymom Jen}}}
Fank you bof! Yup, peeps hear Bonnie meowin in background. Bonnie ran off to rainbow bridge amost 2 years ago ;-( We can haz Victor & Nina fur LOLz nao.
when my fone rings, my kitteh haz to join in da conbersation. He gets betwen me adn da fone and MEOWs bery loud. Sumtimes ai haz to go walk around da house so ai can talk and da other persun can hear me. Iz crazy kitteh.
Bonnie was in the background of a message I got at work. I played it out loud and when she meowed, Mr. Allergic in the next office SNEEZED. Bonnie was a powerful attack tabby.
Fank yu fur callin Cheezburger Network. Fur delivery, press or say ONE now. Fur pick-up press or say TWO now. I’z sry, no unnerstand. Kthxbai!
…tu speek wif an reprasenatyv in goggie-ese, pleeze presz elebbenty gajillion foar hunnerd elebbenty-fwee, adn wait foar teh toan … adn tehn hangzupz.
Oooooo ooooo a cheezburger hawtline? Dat sownds lyke grate nuw fing! Press 1 for kthxbye… press 2 for kthxbye… press 3 for shmooo an kthxbye, press 4 for snorgle an kthxbye, press 5 for catnip recuvvery sirvisis, press 6 for gluvved an powdird floofy paw pimpslap, press 7 to heer kitteh in heet, press 8 foar litter bawz changin, press 9 foar hareball sweepup
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Ohai! Wat numer fur treats?
**Red sneeks in**
YOINK!
**runswifakwikness**
no ai don likes that ring tones. Get Year of the Cat….
Oar Eye ov the Tyger.
Oar Whutz Gnu, Poozykat? .. woa,woa woa …
Oar, mebbe, Everybudy Wonts tu Be a Cat!
a rinky tinky tinky….
Bai Tomcat Joans?
Ore “wii R sigh-im-ease, if yoo pleez”
You made me do it, Italiana.
Purrrrr fikk.
God tink ai pakd mai CHRG in hand liggaj!
*tituns*
Squeee! Phone not equipped to deal with so much kewt.
(Puts on CHRGwdoi and HGGs)
Ai haztu leev teh off iss teh erlolee tudae (awwww – puur mih! *snerk*), adn ai awlwaes gib maiselv teh weekweekweekie-enndz awf frum teh kormpyoodur, soe ai wantztu maik shuur tu wishify awl teh Mawms inz Cheezeland an Happee Muvver’z Dae!!
*hedbonks, purrs, and SHMOOOOOOO tu wun adn awl*
Ai wyl sea yu Moandae moarneng!
Happitayle Muvver’s Dae tu u, Italiana!! {{{{Italiana adn famblee}}}}
Captinn Kirk Kitteh
wawntz 2 cawmplayn 2 Skawtee
abowtz Transpoarturr
Captinn Kirk Kitteh
suddinlee fassinaytedz
wiff awll feengz Shynee
Captinn Kirk Kitteh
awllso habz straynjj deezyre 4
joosee Cheezburgr!
Jack.
beem me daown jooseh kitteh-puss plzkthxhi!
Oh teh art ov drivin wif teh left fut
OMG!!!!!!!!! I KNOW THIS CAT!
Her name’s Addison, and she’s the Library Cat at
She’s the Library Cat at USAO!
ohai, mr. noolywedded CK!
Congratulizationz to you and Mrs. CK!
Here’s Addison, all grown up.
http://cheezburger.com/View/2225457920
aww that looks like a cat i used to have ;(