dont worry, if da guy grabs your purse, he’ll get a little suprise
just liek when ai wuz a meter maid
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do want purse kitteh!
Congrats, carosue!
Blink! We has a lotta folks here. Enuff fer a square dance! Too bad I neber learned hao tu do dat.
Yay fer Carosue agen!! U awn a role tonite.
Ai wil leep at him!
An sum pointee enz
*yoinks teh kitteh*
*leevz teh purse*
GMYA!
Grayt Minds Yoink Aliek?
How u iz, LCB? Ai haz nawt seed u in a fyoo whiles. How iz ur furreh bebbehs?
*nods*
I is havening a severe outbrake of RLS. Evrybuddy is teh fine, Zoe and Liam is teh sweetest, funniest kittehs. I should has them post here for me. Is easier most daze to be on FB2, but is not quite teh same as being here.
{{{{{LCB}}}}}
Ai hoap ur RLS cleerz up wiffakwikness. U iz mist wen u iz nawt heer.
I miss u guise, 2. And of coarse, pleh RLS only makes me need teh diversion and happy thots all teh moar.
Insert Muddy Water’s riff heer….
we miss you so bad *da DAOW da daow*
it makes us so blue *da DAOW da daow*
we want you back *da DAOW da daow*
that goes for Guiness Piggeh too! *da DAOW da daow*
an maus…an PK…an ElsaMama….an parrothead….anawl hour frends whoo duzznt git tew kom heer mush aneemoar….
whut’s teh whirled coming to *da DAOW da daow*
when u can’t soshlize *da DAOW da daow*
with ur cheezfrenz *da DAOW da daow*
well don’t it give me leaky eyes *da DAOW da daow*
sumtymes life aint fayre *da DAOW da daow*
makes mai hed go kerpow! *da DAOW da daow*
but dont cri LCB *da DAOW da daow*
dri ur eyez wif dis shamwow *da DAOW da daow*
kthx*yoink*
…he said pointedly
Kitteh’z naym iz Tom Swiftee?
cos ai is the purrrrrrse purrrrrrrrrtektur!!!
pokkit purrtector , the later years.
I jus gawt mai pawkit purrtector reprint tee-shert in da mayl yesterdae
aww! ai din’t git mai ‘ai boop ur noze’ shirt yit! *sob sob*
ai wan a lolrus shurt reely bahd but doan wanna order wun til ai git dis wun sew ai kan chek teh syze
Stoopypleh weerdpretzlol hazza hongree – haz eeten tuu uv mai oasts – adn awl ai wantud tu sae wuz taht teh kitteh izz teh ulltamitt deesynur purrs aksesseree.
ai lef surpriz fur yu, tu.
How considerate! U is a vry thotty kitteh. *nods*
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Dis sekooritye furrnisht by….PURRROLATOR!
Halpful kitteh #742: Pers-snatchur dis-insentivaiyzur.
a liddlol bit of a pointy-pointy, scratchy-scratchy, bleedy-bleedy type ob surprise.
Oh kitteh! U looks liek mai kitteh, Tigger! Ah miss mai kitteh!
Ai haz a bitt uv an awf-toppik kweschun – peery oddiklolee ai sea sumwun menshun a paij foar cheezepeeps awn teh buk ov fayses – wuud sumwun pweese letz mih noe wich wun itz izz? Ai duknawt wantz tu goe tu teh rong wun, oar fave teh rong wun, oar, wellz, yu noe … fangyuberimeowtsch.
ohai italiania!!
aifink ai haz fownd et….doont noe mush bowt Faisbuk…alwais thot peeps wur talkin bowt dere owen FB paijs….deed an surch an caimd up wif dis…mined da spais
h ttp://www.facebook.com/pages/ICanHasCheezburger/32561485399#!/pages/ICanHasCheezburger/32561485399?v=app_4949752878
Ohai, WB, adn ofangyu, fangyu, fangyu! Taht’z teh buuk ov fayses paij ai kneaded! Naow ai kan gigglol wenn ai du mai buk ov fayses paijj awlsoetu – butt(!!) nawt, ovkoars, teh saim wae ai gigglol wenn ai izz heer in Cheezeland!
*hedbonks*
that’s the offishul wun – the groop where GP is big cheef of ossifurs is this wun:
ht tp://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=69163072138
Mynd the gaps as usual…
*whispurrs – donut forget tu gib ur cheezland naem wehn u befreend a cheezelander – that way u donut get ignorified!!*
Ofangyu, Nennepus! Ai wented tehre azwell – gaiv mai Cheezie naym adn awl taht gud stufz!
*hedbonk*
Donut gno iffn der’z ruum 4 mor osifers, butt (!) ai wuz maided a osifer. Mai jawb is “Karen” adn ai trying 2 b teh bestest Karen ai kan b, butt (!) wee not gotz a osiferz man-you-ell.
Prittee Wun habz a
flawppee purse. Ornjj Kitteh’z jawb
amz 2 proatekkz it!
Ornjj Kitteh wutz nawtz
poyzunn still habz needill shawrp
teef andz Poyntee Endz!!
Ornjj Kitteh lubz himz
Prittee Wun. Will goez berreh
fawr 2 proatekkz Hurz!!!
Jack.
ai want dis kine ob kitteh purrtektor.
Yay! U hazza rite Jack, luuk at teh sturn luuk awn kittehs faise, hee iz reddy tew proatekkz pritty wun at awl kosts!
Der waz unce a wumun in NY hu had a large trunk stowlen frum her on deh subway. A man preten tu help her getz on wid it, but somhau when deh doors clozed, deh man was on deh outside wit deh trunk an she was ondeh inside.
SHe alweez whished she cud see his face wen he open it….it contained a ded German Shephurd on deh way to be burried.
Did NEone else notice da roll of hooman-littur-bawks paper unner da pillow???
There iz a whole storee behind that, I tell yu. Purhaps the kitteh will wound the evil-doer so severely he will need his blud sopped up wif the toylet papyr. Prepared kitteh is prepared!
Den, wen teh blud is soppd up teh lef ober paper kan bee uzd tew wind teh evil-doer up lyke a mummie fer teh hansum poleecemens tew arres him
Saw it too! I bet the explanation behind that is not very innocent… *wink*
May awnti hadz a Simees kitteh taht attakked a bugular wen him putted himz leggi frew teh windo! Himz skreemed lyk a girrl! Kitteh yelled lowder! Klebber watchkitteh.
Der’s book about a totally blind kitty (Homer’s Odyssey) that fended awf a burglur, attaked him an chased him. Quite a story!