
Tooth fariy didn’t come…
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Tooth fariy didn’t come…
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Nawt fare!
GMTA Anni! Howzat!!!
Nawt owt!
Cyoot kitteh! Splort worning elebenty!
Nawt faire!
GMTA!
Goe Anni! Butt(!), wen ai growed upp, tehre ware nott toof faerie, wii hadz owrs cawed Tooth Mouse. Mebbeh bebbeh kitteh fownd Tooth Mouse adn eated himz! Tut tut
Ai doan’t ‘membur gettin enee munee wen mai babbeh toofs fell owt – nawt much munee 2 spaer, Aifink!
Ai tihnk wi gawt sikspenss !! Too lawng ago
!!
In Jurmanee there be no such thing as a toof fairy. At least ai nebber hurd of wun until ai got to noes ingrish-speaking countries. Germun peeps laik to keep their babbeh toofs as a souvenir sumtimes.
here we have the toof fairee – she leebs a coin in the glass of water u leeb ur toof in…
Saym heer, oar unner teh upternd, emtee glarss in teh moarning. Yooset tu be a smorl amownt, butt(!) kidlets nao get elebenty munnees.
We aer spozed 2 fyned teh toof unner teh pillo an put teh munee in its plaes. Juss trie doin dat wivowt waekin teh kidlet!
ai wayted awl nite, mysted mai noms n eberyting.
stoopy toof farye.
Awwww… donut b sad, liddlol kitty!
I gib u snorglolz!!
adn smoochez!!
adn huggz!!!
and nomz in ur berry own nomming dish!!
adn catnip mousiez!!!
But wut abowt teh munneez?
ai needs monee to buy you gushifood.
Littlol kitteh luuks fer fairee in case shi showz up … !! * Cheer up kitteh *
Nah, she didnt. *burp*
Yesh, teh ttooth fairee DID show up….adn she left u a KITTEH!!!
W00t fur teh tooth fairee!!!!!1!!
Dass werf moar dan lossa munee!
Sadz gray Skawwtish Foaldz
Liddill Kitteh wawntz Snuggillz
Liddill Prittee Wun
Skawwtish Foaldz Liddill
gray Kitteh wawnted surpryzz
Liddill Prittee Wun
Skawwtish Foaldz Liddill
gray Kitteh habz no pawkittz
Toof Fayree Munneez
Jack.
I’z bak… sent pyooter in to de-scale teh boyler an add just teh belts an pullees.
pyooter iz sooper fast now!
but not on ICHC!? itz sooper slow here… howz come this???
sloe to lode, sloe to reef resh!?!
I thinx iz teh go to profeel/reef resh thingie in teh upper rite.
I can shut this off? I misted teh launch of this ‘look’ did I miss sumptin?
am I doin sumptin rong?
HELP!!
Teh site duz seam to be a bit slo 2day – teh commint boks duz nawt sho fur wat fealz liek minnits affer u rifrosh. Nawt shore iffn it iz teh noo lukk – Ai haz a suspishun dat dere iz moar modurayshun b4 commints sho.
OHai krelm, nice to see u again! The gnu luk is slowly spred ovur awl cheezy sites, so dere be no ‘scaping. Ai din’t notiss any slowness, but maiself isn’t that fast today, come to fink of it. *crawls off*
taht shood reed *profeel/log in thingie*
it took 45 seconds for post to appear.
Ohai Krelm! Haz haz bin a bit straynj foar a cuppla dais awn mai pyooter tu an yooshallee berry farst. Mite nawt be u at awl.
Tanx OC… I think iz teh ‘my cheezburger’ ting. it tayx ebber to lode an for teh spottee roundee fing to finnish, adn wen I put my mouse insyd teh window it getz all slow an jerky… izza bue I fink!
bue=bug
ree fresh avg. 43 seconds
An nao teh nesting iz fayling two!
Ai can hab bowt 6 secunds wiv Fyrefawks
Yooshallee ai can hav berry kwik – Safari heer an Fyrefawkz (bit slowa) at werk. Butt(!) larst fyoo dais haz bin weird…. Y am ai sir prized? hellooo, tihs is weird pres!!
i hab fyrefawx… all upto dayt too!
taht tuk 24secs i doan no, i lib wif it.
Ai juss re frosht twies an wun tukk 7 sec, uvver tukk 23 sec. Goe figger…
*gets stopwatch out*
Lemme see…
7 seconds on Enterment Exploder!
Int XPL–8 sec.

netsc nav 7 sec. (thru firefox)
MSN 7 sec. ” ”
fyrfx 42 sec.
go figger…
Ohai Krelm !! Hao yuu bene ??
Teh serva taht hoald teh profylez iz offen oberloaded nd displaze a “Server Oberloaded” messige !!
!!
Teh chayngez tu teh LOL paigez nao mene taht awn ebbry refrosh, teh hoam-serber iz kweeryed !! If itz tuu bizzy, yuu see teh deelay … !!
It iz a nyse feetcha awn teh LOL pagez, butt(!) iz werkin agenst us sumtiemz
sister WendyPB eks playns ittall!!! fankees!Harumph !! * Sendid u a messidge *
Sumwun ai kno haz a burfdai laiter tihs munf …..
!!
O! Ai fawgat whu, nao
Iz a fyrfx prollem tehn? Mebbeh.
butt butt butt (!!!!) – I have fyrefox, and it loads inna blink offan eye!! but – I donut have any adblokker…
I’m markin eggzamz (sigh) but then a grate line from a stoodent:
“Lord of the Flies by William Golding takes place on an uninhibited island.” WOO WOO! Sign me up!
Oh, look a kitteh in a pillow slip. Baby chartreuse kitteh with turn-downed ears…
*SPLORT!*
*eggzams scattered all over teh office table…*
O Noes !! Fnark iz dwon !!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
* sweep up Fnark’z branes an rinse dem wiv creemy soada*
* pore dem inta a niec cleen funnil *
* pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
* fassen wiv xtra strawng dekratib dukky taep *
* tayp, tayp, tayp, tayppiti, tayp
* snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
* Leed Fnark to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Omaigudness. Multable emerjenzy responders! Thx poussinboi, thx mitsubachicats, thx ozcatmum!
*feebly offers floofy paw of frendshipness arownd*
Plzd to meetchas. I has not been arownd much lately…
ohai Fnark!
erm… oops!
Fnark is down!!!
*fetches
la vachethe portablol CC-hampur**skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – hello Kitty akshulleh*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts Fnark in a floofeh blankitt, in teh comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
Here – read these wimmins weeklee issues frum 1936 – shud make laff and unsploart u in just sekkunds!!!
Thz nennepus. Hey, long time! how are you? mmm… eliksir AND choklit.
*surreptishusly puts down magzeens so as not to appear ungreatful*
All well onda northern frunt – eggsept dat we still gets snow in may…
So – these engrish exams… entertaining are they??
I haven’t read Lord of the flies – but is your student that far off the mark??
ack!shully, she’s pretty close to teh mark! Butt (mmph!) no, teh exams are NAWT entertayning MOAST of teh time. Sumtimes tehy are VERY entertayning.
Snow in May! Its abowt 28C today here.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww
Splort alert! SPLORT ALERT!!!!!! Set to elebenty hunnerd(again!)
Titen CHRGs!!
>^;^<
*runs in wif de portablol CC-hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts fnark in a floofeh blankitt, in teh comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
Here – read these planning permisshun-applicashuns frum 1957 – shud unsploart u in just sekkunds!!!
Dis waz foar fnark, butt(!) teh stoopy nesting fayl happind agen.
Thnx! If you cud jest hand me those Engrish eggzams, I’m sure they’ll has teh same effect.
Dis ish a plump kitty! *SPLORT*
*runs in wif de portablol CC-hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts Grantski in a floofeh blankitt, in teh comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
Here u goe Grantski – read these English tests frum Yeer 6 – shud unsploart u in just sekkunds!!!
Many thanks! Resisting a sad kitteh is a hard thing to do, and it usually leads to splorts for me
Ah well.
O hai grantski. Wanna swap teh eggzams for these 1957 planning permishun applicashuns? Or can I intrest you in some 1936 Wimmins Weakly? Ai fink its teh Foreign Governments issue.
Tooth fairy left you… a lolcat! tooth fairy is AWESOME!!
After I turn 15, I think instead of Quarters, I’m going to find notes saying “Get a Job”
Hee hee.
If yuu sleap wib yor hed unda teh pillo
!!
teh toof fairy taiks awl yor teef
Tooth fairy givez quarterz?!?!?! awl I got wuz dimez!!!! I ben gyppt!!!!
Awwww. If you don’t want that kitty … I’m just sayin’
Aaaaaaw poor baby :’(
I think it’s the EAR fairy that kitteh needs…
Scottick foaled alwayees so sad.
Awwww, litlol bebeh needs huggins!
(Puts on CHRGwdoi and HGGs)
Hey, can somebody tell me what ‘GMTA!’ means, plz k thnx.
great minds think alike
omg too cute