
Aha! Just as I suspected. She’z mixing cheap stuff in wif teh Fancee Feast.
gess ai will just start cookin fur myself
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Aha! Just as I suspected. She’z mixing cheap stuff in wif teh Fancee Feast.
gess ai will just start cookin fur myself
Picture by: dunno source Caption by: Cattails via Advanced Lol Builder
hao ebil!
Congrats, carosue – u leed teh brayde!
Conga cans, Carosue! Hao u ar tunite? Can ai intrest u in sum sillybrayteree drinkees wiv bubblols?
Before BREAKFAST? Better nawt!
Hee hee. Ai iz fergettin teh tiem diffrins. Itz arfta nien pee em heer.
Prehapz a cuppa cawfee tehn!
A toast tu Carosue
!!
and hao rood!
Lets go and get eye screem koans and take a lookat the spring gloabes inda ty boot eek! it has kittehs inside and littlol spring flours float around innit wehn u shake it!!
Oooo! Want!
Congaz to Carosue, OCM, Nenne. Can I come wiv you and Anni to the Tye Booteek for Ice cream?? Pweeeze?
of corse – it’s for all! you can has Nocciola gelato!! I want kokomonutt and melon…
*drools…*
Ai had a nyoo flaber ov icee creem resintlee – kiwi froot an marang. YUM!
ooh – sounds yummee! add stombree and pashun froot – and it pavlova eye screem!
Bjørn had cloudberry gelato – he said it was the nommiest ever… and licorice – not so enthusiastic about that wun – it was just ok…
(cloudberries are berries found only in norway, sweeden and finland – hmm, an prollee Russia, looks lieke a yellow rasbree…)
Iz calld Kiwi Pavlova!
ht tp://www.newzealandnatural.com/Australia clikk awn teh ice creemz an itz abowt teh ferd wun.
Cuul Bananaz
!! ** Hee hee **
cloudberries also found in remote parts of kanada! nebber tasted dem, tho”
Ooh – eyescreem adn flourgloabs!! Ai wud lyk an dubblol skoop uv grean tee jellatoe wif kokomutt awn itz, pweese … adn taht flourgloab ryte tehre – teh wunn wif teh purdy redd amaryllisisisisis innit.
*skipzawae wiffahappee*
Nawt eeting taht!
ais planning a rebenge!!
Vijilent kitteh iz watshin!
Dancin dolfins, Carosue! Hah! Ai chek teh pryce. Lessen elebenty hunnerd dollars, PLEH!
Moral of the story? Always have kitchen cabinets that go all the way to the ceiling.
Fewer dust bunnies dat way, too!
Have all the TTI’ers already gone to the polls and voted? This sure is an interesting election, what with Mr. Clegg coming up fast on the outside…
Ai boetid lass week! Ai haz a poastal boet. Ai hoep 2 stai up 2nite 2 see teh rizults az dey cum in – shud be kwite eggsitin!
Is your local seat in the House of Commons up for a vote, too?
We ilekt teh hole parlimint at wun goe awl 639 seets are chozen at teh saem tiem. We awlso hab 2 ilect ower lokul cownsil and mayer – duzn’t offn happin awl at wuns. Ai had wun boet fur MP, 3 fur cownsillerz and had 2 pikk 1st an 2nd fur mayer awn 3 seprit payperz! Wuz eggzawstin!
Nerly lettin-out tiem fur mii. Will resaltz b owt fried egg mournin? Kiep usses inna loope!
Teh nawt sekund rizult mai be owt b4 minnite ower tiem!
I wish dis were a pikshur wif more clarity. Whut eveel, exacklee, iz being observed? It involves the family corning ware, I see. Hummm. Anibuddi seen the goggie lately?
Howd himz gddup tehre? Mebbe goggie BARKEDD himz up tehre?
HMPH! Da noive uv sum hoomins! Haow wud shih laik itz ifz sumbuddee servded hurr veeyenna sawsijjes wenn shih wuz egg spekteng stake??!!
Iz a noive. Butt(!) biiig prollem bii mii howse. Beri fussi furri purri. Tehrez no hoomin can lift noze inna ayre liek a kitteh. Maek mii feel hurz finks ai trai poizin hurz. *sigh*
Sintz itz has gawt hawt heer, mai beriberi partikyoular kittehkat haz desidifyded taht shih oanlee wantz teh drai fud – turnz hur noes upz atz teh gushi. Adn shih getz hurr brekkyfust inz teh denn – soe shih kan wachify teh Anomlol Plannit awn teevee. Yu finkso maiB ai spoylolded hur jussa liddlol??!!
Onna hurz silwer seekwin pillo? Wif hurs littlol gowld bowl wif hurz creme? Nah, corse not spoil! * I met a little old man in the supermarket, standing in front of the gushi fud section, picking up and replacing one pouch at a time. I said to him: “Does your cat also send you to the supermarket with a shopping list?” He turned and shook his sadly, sighing, “I am her slave”. Had to larf!*
Akshully hurz pillolow inz teh livvin ruum izz teh bloo sylk wiff an tree embroydurd awn itz … adn teh wun inz teh gesst bedruum izz wun uv teh bedd pillolows taht ai putted an speshul pillolowslyp awn soe shih kan shedd tu hurz liddlol hart’z kontint … and uvkoars shih sitz awn mai chayre inz teh denn. Hurr bowlol izzint goald – butt(!!) itz mytazzwel bih, bikaws itz matchifyes mai peeplol dishez, adn kawsted an foarchoon (“speshaloltee peece”, doancha knoe). Ai yam (whut ai yam) hurr slaiv.
*cringe* Can’t… resist…. mentioning…
Even on this website….
Fancy Feast… IS… the cheap stuff!
I fail at leaving nutrition out of the lulz
I couldn’t resist either, lol
Hey, I always wondered about “happy goggie goggles” for splorts. Are they like this?
h ttp://ihasahotdog.com/2010/05/05/funny-dog-pictures-the-life/
As usual, mind the gap!
Yep! Dat’s teh wuns!
WOOT WOOT WOOT for our berry own Cattails capshun – (an yes I mint two yale!!!)
** grabs Griffyn’s paws and Cattails’ paws and danses around **
many WOOTS!! for Cattails! Congratmulations, my cheezfwend!
*joyns Griffyn & Cattails for belated happytails dansdans*
I seded ai wud dans wif u Caturdai wen al teh wurk is dun, butt (*) wy wate?
*Cattails wanders in from werk for a lil lunch break. Sees dancing cheezfrends.* Weee!!! Fanks, cheezfrends!
*Cattails grabs floofy paws and danses happitail dans around and around.*
*Steps on tails…all fall down!*
From my high cupboard perch I can see
The concoction concocted
The kibble is knocked with
That old bone meal and ash stuff indeed
But, I do know that times are so tough
The banks they aren’t loanin
The money ain’t flowin
So give me what you can — it’s enough
(with love to all the kitteh moms and dads who try so hard to keep their kits fed through hard times)
So true, Jenny and beautifully stated. There are moar out there than most uf us realize. Thnx for thinking of them.
ANOM!
Well DAT wont be goin awn veree longer!
Soopah Spy Kitteh
knoez t3h diffrenss betweenz t3h
‘Pleh!’ andz t3h Nommee!
Soopah Spy Kitteh
awllso wawntz himz Coaldz Hoal Milk
shaykennz andz nawtz stirrdz!!
Soopah Spy Kitteh
willz Nomz up t3h Fansee Feest
andz leebz ‘Pleh!’ behyndz!!!
Jack.
woot! new lion cubs at teh bronx zoo
h t tp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bp4vhO-vcNc (mind teh gap)
very hilariious picture
“She doesn’t even know I’m watching her.”
lol Fancy Feast is the cheap stuff though
Yeah that’s like saying “she’s mixing cheap stuff in with the spam”