
I noes dis is old fashuned, but I can’t work de stoopid clapper.
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I noes dis is old fashuned, but I can’t work de stoopid clapper.
Picture by: StatsCat Caption by: MallardVHS via Advanced Lol Builder
Donut hurt urself, littlol kitteh!
Ebil string-lyke chayn must dye!
Faster, faster, kill, kill kill! Killz it ded!
Fastur fastur yoo fool yoo fool.
OMG….I love dat quote
Oahi, red andz kafleen!
Eff Tee Dubbillyoo
wiff red’z kwoat frum Bill Cawzbee’z
‘Foarff Street Bridjj’ stoaree!
Deeturrminnd Liddill
Bawll Ubz Fluff lubbz 2 pullz awn
tawt Maykkz Lytez Wurkx Chayn!!
Maykz Lytez Wurk Chayn woodz
beez eezzee ifz Kitteh habz
opoazzibbill fumbz!!!
Jack.
or for the clapper, at least opposable paws….
Ideit.
Ai still has 4 of the 1960′s Bill Cosby albums, adn Ai fink Ai has tehm memoreeized. Wehn Ai lissen 2 tehm, Ai starts laffing b4 hii gits 2 teh punch lion bcuz Ai noe whutz coeming! Mai faborite: “I forgot I was behind Fat Albert.” Ennewun else rememoree why hii sed it?
Congrats, NS… u has a solo! *dans-dans-dansinbyurseff-dans-dans*
Fankies, AP.
*brings AP to teh dans-dans-dans floor*
*dansdans-dansinwiffmaidarlin-dansdans*
Can I cut in?
Enny tiem u want to, m’dear. Iz u gunna dans wif boaf uv us, wif meh, or wif AP?
Um, all of teh above?
*jentlee taeks LCB by teh paw*
*jentlee taeks AP by teh paw*
*fullee-clothed dans-dans-dans*
*luuks toward CC’s dominyun*
Still thinkin’ uv u, Ly.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
sweetly dun nightshayde
*clapptyclappity*
Congarats on ur nawt secund, nightshayde!!
Fankies!
Haow u iz, Kafleen?
whiney and toofy.
{{{{kafleen}}}}
*skritches teh donkey behind teh eerz*
Toofers tu teh reskyoo!
That’s my lamp! Butt not my kitteh.
Oops…I mean, it’s not REALLY my lamp…you know…
Yu jus’ saying dat coz kitteh too cute to be mad at when lamp broke.
Duz u klapp ur hoofs tu turn it awn adn awf?
Funny you shud ax!! I has trubbul wiff my chain too!! Dat lamp has an annoyifying chain!! U has too pull it out and then down…
I lubs dat lamp.
My weekniss foar Mishun style, lemme show yoo it.
Heh. U like other mishunary things?
*makes reservation at teh NB*
Dis is yu in teh NB: cheezburger.com/View/1567667456
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But nawt noe wat shyny fing mite bee. I’m tu innosent.
That looks like one of tidmum’s kittehs!
I’m nawt tellin.
we’re lollin and we can’t geddup.
oh wait. wrong nommercial. Izzit time to eat ?
*pounces on sweetpea*
{{{{{{{sweetiepea}}}}}}}}
I lubs u sweetie. ♥
hee, you ticklols me!!! stopstop wheeeeee!
heehee
*hands sweetpea a ShamWow*
Cutee kitty.
>^;^<
Makes my toof hurt to look at dis. An I has a stoopy toof ache, too
*hazza simpathy*
as you can see I’m complayning ebbrywhere
I’m on Excedrin, which means it’s nawt too bad, with breakthrough aching
Oh sorry to hear that cause tooth arches are the worse pain ever.
cept furr paper cuts. *snurt*
Apparentlee 5 Eagles has never been in labor…
Hey I work every day pj perry.
Labor was the least of my pains
Srsly!
nawt yet
Haz a kid’s knee stone. U nawt member teh toof ache. Truss meh.
mai granneh usded 2 sais “puts yer hadn onna hot oven adn da hurt inna toof will bees goen” … gotta lubs granneh’s hoemspunded remadehs…
no fangsyoo…I’ll bleev yoo NE way.
*Nods noeingly* Ai nebber had bebbehs, butt(!) teh kid’s knee stones runs n mai famblee. Strainj, tho….Ai is teh onlee womman tu has tehm, yet 3 ov teh men relatib’s wives did. Dint noe tehy wur contag…contaij…contayg….catchablol.
nead tu envent “teh meeowur”.
No. Do nawt want. *pictures lights and appliances going on and off for hours in the morning*
butt butt kittehs wuld lurve et.
Kitteh gets readin glasses and old sweater
Tippin teh light
cud get hevvy …
I gets nervus luking at dis kitteh…I is afraid dat dere is a “Teh Nekts Dae…” piktur of teh kitteh in a cast!!! Poor kitteh, dun hurt yurself! CURSE YOO MODERN DAE CONVEINIENCE TECHNOLOGY!!! *waves fist angrilee in air*
Kitteh shaw tu bi Otay !! * Sheez farst az lighting *
Wuz dey kung-fu fiting?
wuz a littlol bit frytning !! * Taht wud bi a lite fitting … ?? *
Huah!
Owww woww wowww
!!
Ai has an unnerstannin wit dis kitten! Sumtimez de ol wai uf duin tings iz jus mor cumfortablez. Oh! fer an ol fashin neck rubz!
ok now thats perfect
I has klappur fore teh strobetasric ehfeckt dooring teh bebbeh klappin. I has blak lytes an neeyon jimmeh hendriggs poasturs two. An a bukkit uv sarrchasm.
I has a klappur dat nawt werk if you klap. Butt! goes on an off of you vaccuumm.
Taht suks