yepp – gone wiffda wind! apparently dis weerd coald wedder is due to a low pressure over TTI and a hig pressure over easturn yurup, creating a funlol of COALD air, swooping over us frum…drumroall… iceland…
butt (!!) at least it’s sunny tuday! and coald… and windy…
*sohob*
Fankies…
*hugs OM and LOW – getting skwooshed tomaters over them*
*yoinks anudder snikr frum PBs lunch box whyle his knot lookin*
hmm – ponders – mebbeh ai shud grow mah own tomaters and get revenge!!!
*wry smilol*
Dat’s a gud wun! Butt (!) den all teh teenayge angst wud be turned awn me if ai uzed it!
Hope yu hazza gud bizzit wif teh relatibz!
Ai just hazza layt start tudai. Haz sum chaynjes in mai skeduul.
Chaynje iz gud! Ai wuz gettin board wif fings.
*LOW snikrs at imij in hed ob Grait Unklol PB*
Beems tu yur nees’s HB!
When yu sez Grait Unklol PB ai hazza pikture in mai hed ob an awld geezer wiffa kane nd no teef!
Ebbrybuddy shud be graet at sumfing!
Haow duz u eat teh snikrs wif falls teef? Mebbe dats haow u lozt yur reel teef inna nawt-sekund playce!
*yoiks ALLA Graet Unklol PB’s snikrs*
that goes wiffout saying!!
butt – since his knot suppose to see the lubbleh bride wiffda purrfekt dress and hare before hims says Oh yesh or I do – it shuddint be a problim!
Um …depends – itz erlee mawning rite? Best nawt tu start drinnkin
Relakks! Go fer a walk oar ried, plai sum myoosic, hav a gud brekfist, nawt be layt!
Ur Arntee nunclol noe yet?
Thx CK, ai enchoyed dat. Aii m spozed tu be werkin, butt(!) mai baws is gonn owt fur a meatin an ai am temprerillee on mai own. So ai m sneekin de odd lukk intu Cheezland.
Ai wud liek to ad mai congrachewlayshuns to ebbrywun elsies. Ai hopes yoo and de lubbly Alyssa will be berry happy.
eben hisself
cheerup emu kid.
*sends in Big Bird to cheerup kitteh adn carosue*
Iz it a roasted dturkey? Dat wud cheer up the kitteh!
GMTA! An congrats!
Conga ratz, Carose! U leed teh wai!
Congaz Carosue !! Lawtz ob cumpanee tudai
!!
* PB weals in a tee-tr0lly wib tee n cawfee fur awl *
* Hans raond a big plait ob sordid snax *
Halp yawselbz, ebbrybuddy
!!
gruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuumph…..
Ohai Nenne
!! Hao’s teh sno ?? Meltid, maibee ??
Wi gawt sum tudai awn owr snofeeldz !! * Brrrrrrrrr *
yepp – gone wiffda wind! apparently dis weerd coald wedder is due to a low pressure over TTI and a hig pressure over easturn yurup, creating a funlol of COALD air, swooping over us frum…drumroall… iceland…
butt (!!) at least it’s sunny tuday! and coald… and windy…
Sunny iz awlwaiz a gud wai tu chear yuu up
!!
BTW, hab yu scene miniminsmum laitly ?? Ai bene missign hur !!
nope – knot seen hur since last weekweekweek! mebbeh she’s wurking undercubber inda whyte land robber for whirrled peas??
Arrr !! Hussh Hussh !! Wel sai ohai if she’z in cheeztown
!!
AIfinkso ai sor her nawt sew lawng ago. Mebbeh in teh larst weke.
*pops in*
*throws tomatoez @ nennepus*
hey, c’mon over and join the co 0p! we can haz Lolofant!
*splat*
*splot*
it is troo – nobodee lubs meeeeeeeeeeeee!
*whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaale*
*sob*
*patpatpat* Dere dere Nennepus. We lubbs u! *duks az moar termatose com flaing in*
Nawt troo, Nenne!
We lubs yoo!
*Wrapps Nenne inna cumfortin woarm kitteh qwilt*
*sohob*
Fankies…
*hugs OM and LOW – getting skwooshed tomaters over them*
*yoinks anudder snikr frum PBs lunch box whyle his knot lookin*
hmm – ponders – mebbeh ai shud grow mah own tomaters and get revenge!!!
*wry smilol*
*hands Nenne a duzzen majiklol termater pwantz dat gro wiffaqwikness*
Wotz teh sauce ob tohse plantz ??
Did Jak teh been stalker gib tu yuu
??
No speshul kinda sauce, jest LAWTS ob it!
Jak’s kuzzin Tim teh termater planter gibbed dem tu me!
ahh – poyfekt!!
*plows and seeds majiklol tomater plants*
ooh – this shud be ufn!
Nuffin beets teh tayst uv a termato fresh frum teh plant warm frum teh sun. *Droolz*
wif sum fresh mozzarella and olibe oil and slat and peppah!!
and basil!
*droolz too*
Juss a littlol sawlt fur me!
Ooooh! Hazza hongree naow!
Owur fabrit B&B maiks a termayder “Napoleon” sallid – tehy stakk frosch termayders wif slyses uv mozzarelly adn frosch bayzil leeves untyl teh stak izz abowt fwee inchus ohai, and cut itz intu a rekkytanglol soe itzreezemblols teh paystree Napoleon, – a bitt uv seesawlt adn froschlolee-krakkeded peppur, adn a dreseng uv redoosed balsamick vinnygrrr. Itz teh NOM! Soe simplol, yetz soe ellygunt!
* PB ‘membaz pikkin wun n handin’ tu Mater !! * Hee, hee *
teenaig angst
He haz it!!
Hi LOW !!
!!
Yuud kno bowt tihs wun
Yeshyeshyesh! *nods*
If itz nawt gurls itz sports!
Why duzzn’t she laik me?
Why diddn’t we win teh gaym?
Howz PB tonite?
Tel him, “Teh ansa iz az playn az taht pimplol awn yor noaz ”
Umm, maibi nawt
!!
Ize teh gud !! A phyu owerz ob dribing tu sea sum relatibz nd bak hoam, sew a littlol tyred !! Yu nawt werkin ?? * Haz a curyass *
Dat’s a gud wun! Butt (!) den all teh teenayge angst wud be turned awn me if ai uzed it!
Hope yu hazza gud bizzit wif teh relatibz!
Ai just hazza layt start tudai. Haz sum chaynjes in mai skeduul.
Chaynje iz gud! Ai wuz gettin board wif fings.
Taht’s gud tehn !! * Ai had acknee faw yeerz n yeerz *
Woz gud tu sea mai nees nd hur kidletz !! Shi cannut werk coz hur HB nedez a nyu hart !! *tranzplant*
Grait Unklol PB enjoyd plaen wib himz littlol grait neecez n nevphu !
*LOW snikrs at imij in hed ob Grait Unklol PB*
Beems tu yur nees’s HB!
When yu sez Grait Unklol PB ai hazza pikture in mai hed ob an awld geezer wiffa kane nd no teef!
Yez, taht’z rite !! * Nodz nd teef fawl owt *
Hee, hee
!!
*piks up PB’s teef nd wipz dem awf wiffa sham-wow*
Heer yu go!
Kareful dere, Grait Unklol PB!
dank’s DOW !!
* C L I K *
Taht’s betta !! Nao ai can speke moor cleerli
!!
Ai wuz a graet unklol nd nao ime awlso a graet-unklol !!
* Aksholy, ai du fawget sum burfdaze ..
*
Ebbrybuddy shud be graet at sumfing!
Haow duz u eat teh snikrs wif falls teef? Mebbe dats haow u lozt yur reel teef inna nawt-sekund playce!
*yoiks ALLA Graet Unklol PB’s snikrs*
Wel, awn taht noet !! Ime awf !! * Yu knu taht orlreddi *
Nighty night! Aim orf tu! Bye!
Bai u too!
iz teh hoarmoanz
*trots off 2 teh NB*
*snerk*
*snikr*
*yoinks the snikr and runsawaiwiffakwikness*
nomnomnomnomnom!
* opinz himz luntshbox nd taiks owt anubber wun *
nom nom nom * luuks left n rite * nom nom nom
* Cannut bi tuu cairful wib tohse snikrz
*
Nawt eben teh teenayjur!
anni! We has grate mynds! Yu, howeber, has the lucidity I iz lackin!
Ah, but ur breefur commint wun teh raes!
Sum ob us nebber do unnerstand ourselbs, adn teh meds helllup me fink obbers unnerstand me.
Itza hard nok lief
Whuu’d bi a teen-rager agenn
!! * nawt mi *
Mee neever!!! Ai waz a baddun. Mai paw mum.
*nearly faints dead away at the thought of having to go through THAT again.
AIfinkso mai famlee wood leev hoem tihs tiem.
Ai waz berry lukkee wiv mai bois. Nawt neerlee az bad az tehre muvva.
Conga ratz Carosue! Nawt sekkind spot. Nobuudi lubs me eberyboddi haets me, ai gonna goin eet wurms …
Mai grumpy representatibe of the tribe is headin owt the door eben as we speek. Ah…..Quiet!
U hab roo-ind mai lief!
You made me do it, AnemoneOne. You quote the lyrics, and I MUST post the video.
Iz teh wedding dai boi!!! Eggsited yet??
Excited and nervous as a mouse at a cat show. Any suggestions, mate?
you getting marrifyed??
Congratulashuns!!
Just say yes or I do whenever asked sumfing…
Az long az teh qwestyun izn’t “Du yu fink dis dress mayks mai butt luk big?”
Oar iz mai hare tu tizzy?
that goes wiffout saying!!
butt – since his knot suppose to see the lubbleh bride wiffda purrfekt dress and hare before hims says Oh yesh or I do – it shuddint be a problim!
Butt (snerk) dat be teh gud adbice foar teh rest ob teh daye nd teh rest ob dere libes tu!
Um …depends – itz erlee mawning rite? Best nawt tu start drinnkin
Relakks! Go fer a walk oar ried, plai sum myoosic, hav a gud brekfist, nawt be layt!
Ur Arntee nunclol noe yet?
Guud luk Collegekitteh nd best wishez in yaw Marrificayshen !!
CK, fur a happy marrij juss meremba tehse 3 littlol wurds dat will maek yor lief mutch eesia
“Yess, mai dahling”
Dat shud do it.
*fur de benfitt ob cweenmj an enniwun els confuzzlold by de nesting*
In utha wurdz, orwais agree with hur.
it am mai eggsperience dat tu haz a happy marriage, both parties must awlwayz let deh uzzer have dhere way over 50% uv deh time.
Happy wedding day, CK!!!!
Has a happeh marrij, collegekitteh! Onlee advyce: Resolve to mayk eech day part of a whole enchanted lyfetime of happily-ever-after!!!!
Thx CK, ai enchoyed dat. Aii m spozed tu be werkin, butt(!) mai baws is gonn owt fur a meatin an ai am temprerillee on mai own. So ai m sneekin de odd lukk intu Cheezland.
Ai wud liek to ad mai congrachewlayshuns to ebbrywun elsies. Ai hopes yoo and de lubbly Alyssa will be berry happy.
Yep! Ai add mai best wishis fur a lawng an happi lief 2gevver!
*lukz oddly bak at AnemoneOne*
Cute.
>^;^<
Yupz- sumbunneh toalded hims taht sumbunneh ellz sayed taht sumbunneh sawded whutz’er’naym tawkin tu sumbunneh, sumwair, teh odder dai … butt(!!) tehy wurn’t shuur, yu unnerstanndz … tehy’re jsut sayen …
AN itz teh end ov teh werld…u noe…jus sayin…
Wenn yuur elebbentyteen yeeryeeryeerz owld, EBBREEFING izz teh enndz uv teh whirled.
Of corse the poor kid has ishews! He in danjur of causin Splorts all the tiem!
(Puts on CHRGwdoi and HGGs)