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iz bc!
today we use the abbreviation BCE: Basement Cat, Earlyears
BC, BC?
BC/BC iz teh kitteh vurshion ob AC/DC. Wib poyntee ends!
*bopz hed up an downz 2 da musik*
iz ac/dc (da rocknroll band)
kitteh swingz bote waez?
yep follo mi: awl togeffr nao
swingz 2 da rite *dans dans twirl*, swingz 2 da left *dans dans twirl* repeet diz until u getz dizzi an fall down.
Duzn’t lukk leik a mummee 2 me!
O anni – yu rote soe musch moyr – iz yur nawt sekkund!
U beet me fur brebittee agane! Soe congrats 2 u!
He be sleepin lyke a mummie tho.
Ittie bittie kitteh not wake up fer nothin’…..’cept de can opener.
Den Faroe Kitteh will stawk dah howse, devowering gushifuds adn snorgles in hiz kwest for immortality!
what!!! deflowering gushifuds???
uh oh nebber mind, *hedz 2 da NB* u sed devowering
LOL!!!
*follows parade tew NB*
I =woz= gowing tu suggest we du a Faroe Kitteh play on heer, butt(!) yore all a litul bizzy adn I nawt shore iffen teh rezults wud be sootable.
ohai gammacat. gud 2 c u agin!
we boff bin spendin lotz ob lol tyme hangin out inda NB.
lil king TutkotNOMin
aka Totcatnommin if you translitterate teh hieroglyphs.
just waiting for Indiana Jones and the Pyramid Scheme of Totkatnommin’
I fot teh negst installmint waz Indiana Jowns adn teh Poyntee Ends ob Terror. Heer iz a sikritly ricorded clip from teh episode:
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Jowns: It’s a cat. At least it’s not snakes.
Totkatnommin: *scraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwww*
Totkatnommin uses lazer eyes to explode can ob gushifud
Jowns: Why can’t it be snakes?!
*waves catnip torch*
Nefekitteh
cleo-catra?
In an owt-tayk from teh hit moobee “Carry On Cleo”, Cleo-Catra iz seen unlocking teh NB’s door wib a Double Entendre.
Dey karree awn, awl rite. een dat won BEEG sandbocks…
Neffarkitti!
gud 1.
TutanSPLORTmun!!
aifinkso is Tortietankamun!
O noze! Wat iffen deres a kurse awnit??
a kurse to be teh kittehs slave forever an ever?
Weeellll, den ai iz kursed, cawse ai iz mai kittehs slave awlreddy
Zackly my thought, BF~!
SSSQQQUUUEEEEE SPLORT!!!!
Eeek! Gammacat! Hold on
O noze! Dis jawb luuks lyke itz gonna bee tew big fer the CCC!
The Soaring Splort Support Skwad zoomz daown owt uv the skye!
Reskew menz an wimmenz jump owt an hit the grownd runnin!
Wif balletik presishun dey sweep sweep awl the sported peeps braynes inno seprit pyles
Rinse the brayne pyles wif sparklee fresh mowntin spring waddur
Tuck bak inno braynium cabities an fit awl the hed boan peeces in the propurr plaices
Snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRGs an taype wif rainbow cullered ducky taipe.
Kwik Skwad! Git the strechers!!
Splort viktims r carried tew the Splort Recovery Lounge an plaiced tenderlee awn chaize lownges,
Served refreshin drinkies an noms, wrapped in floofy blankies an handed stoofed bebeh otters tew cuddle.
Skwad members tippytoe owt an clik awf the lite as they goe. Rest well cheezfrends, rest well!
*Hits button before gets CCC so has to come back*
Here comes CCC! Squeeeeeel of tires
Sweep up teh brain cells, wash them in room temperature Perrier, carefully put back into head.
Replace bones, facing in right direction
Snap on a clean CHRG wdoi of Pyramids of Giza
Wrap in up with ducky tape but try not to get overenthused and trun GC into a mummy
Guide Gammacat to souch, place cooling beverage into her hand
oh fangQ bluesfan473 and Q!!! a dubble reskew for dubble kyootness!
teh look on teh kittehs fayces was just too musch!
*snuggles under blankee*
*sipsipsip*
Blakee blakee toe padz!
*pranse pranse caper caper*
Rawr…u found meh….nao count tu 100,000,000,000 an i com find yoo, kay?
elebeni 1, elebenti 2, elebeni 3…….
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz wakez mi up when itz tyme 2 eet dindin.
Blargh – I are ded
Did… yu…. see da…. orinj wun? He… diddit!
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Mr.Lee, Tammyin, an Askedleopard an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, choowy spicy carrit caeks wif kreemscheez frosting, iskreem, sparkly party punch, fansee shinee party hats, an goodie bags filled wif glo-in-teh-dark yoyos, wind-up raysing toy mummeez, kandee, an fuzzy kitteh stikkers wif googly eyes!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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Squeee!
babbee bc iz too kyute.
SPLORT…..
Oh no, luks lyke u been lyin dere awhyle
Rolls in teh CCC wwe ooh wee oooh, mayk a hole
skoopy skoopy nyghtwind brayns wif teh brayn skooper
playsez teh braynes intu teh brayne rinsifier
rinsy rinsy wif teh sparkloling minrel waddurs
pakkity pakkity teh brayns intu teh braynium kabbity
fittify teh boans ontu teh krayniums
addz eggstra boan gloo furr moar stregths
rappity rapp rapp rapp teh boans wif dukky tape
snapz awn a noo CHRG (wdoi) hiroglipics
leeds nyghtwind tu splort recubbery lownge
Gives hawt chokklit adn chokklit possums.
Relaxify urself adn reed dese tax forms
u shuld feel beddur soon, don’tz luk at teh cyoot till u dew.
Nonsense, he’s only MOSTLY ded!
an mostly ded is also slightly alive
Is it like being a liddlol preggerz?
Ai nawt shur, butt (snerk) Meeraklol Maks can fixifie teh prollem.
I are nawt ded yet! Adn iffen she ways teh saym azza duk, she’s a witch!
She terned me intu a newt!
Ai gawt bedderer….
lyah! hii sed ‘tru lub!’
Az yuu wish.
(Boroweng frum Oz) …
*syngz* -
“Azz Korownur Ai msut avver,
Ai furroelolee egg samminded hurr.
Adn shiz nawt ownlolee meerlolee ded,
Shiz reelolee moats sinseerlolee ded.”
ding dong!
Ai gawt a manni adn a peddi erleeyer tudae, adn it’z awl soe purdy taht ai wantztu showz itz awl orf adn … wayt foar itz … wayt foar itz …
“Wawk Laik A Knee Jipp Shun”
Dint ennywun notis da liddul pinkee up dere. Ebreewun jus tokz abowt da bebbeh bc nd nawt see da liddul splortabul pinkee. Datz jus nawt rite.
CCC standing bai fur maor splortz!
Bebeh helpin bebeh, sigh… tew much kewts…
~S-p-l-o-r-t~
I noo it!!!! ANUZZER SPLORT!!!
*dragz in teh CCC. Skweee, skweee, skweee
Gotta get deh weel fixt.
Luk at dis mess. Tut. tut. tut. (nawt deh faro)
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*Sweepee, sweepee, sweepeee.
*Scoopee, scoopeee, scoopee.
*Tukitee, tukitee, tukitee,
*Pulling on deh CHRG – snugee, snugee.
*Rapping it tite wif deh dukkee tayp. Taypee. Taypee. Taypee.
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Dat bedder? Tuk u up in deh floofee Cheezpeep map blankee.
heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit malt.
U b resting noaw. Den u ken go owt & play.
D-R — you be so suscp … siscept … you be splortin’ so easy … we need to get the d’Beaker labs to make you a splort vacseen.
I donut think dat b possiblol!!!
no vacseen fur da splortalisious kyoot???
mebbe a vershun ferry pee wud werk…
Whew… thankew Cween MJ and O&P.
I need to check into teh Splort Resurch Center. 
Teh SRC?! Wow! i bolunteer to taste-test the chonklit possums and the chonklit martoonies!
Ekkstra Kewt Bebbeh
Kitteh amz cawnfewzd. Amz hurz
Zawmbee oarz Mummee?!
Ekkstra Kewt Bebbeh
Kitteh habz lawtz ‘Cattitood’
andz yoozez itz well!!
Midnyte Kittehz cumz
in awll shaypz andz syzez. Maykz
lyfe inturressteengz!!!
Jack.
Clappityclappityclappity
snikker!!
Ohai, cween!
I’m sirpryzed nowun poastid teh bideo befoar I diddit.
{{{cween}}}
I had furgotted awl about dat until u posted it!!! {{rhsb}}
Cud I plz hab Halping Beems and Prayurs fur Donkey toofy?
I has hurty tooth much time noaw and I cannutt take strong medicine.
I has appt tommorry fur it to be filled. Butt! Mebbee is too bad to be filled. Mebbeh needs a root canal…I cannut afford root cannal and den will has to hab it pulled and wait another couple weeks. Too much too explain here, so please to be just gibbing beems and prayers dat I gets it filled tommorry and dat it all goes well, pleeze?
Thanky. ♥
Ob corse, Kafleen! Always bad to hab the owwy toof! Healing beemz coming your way!
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{{{my fabrit dawnkee}}}
Duz yoo need to borry Sarah to gibs teh toofy a guud butt-whoopin foar yoo?
Last nite, hur killifyed my Crocs (shooz). Apparentlee, dey offended hur mutchlee so hur attaked dem an gibbed dem teh bunneh kikks of doom!
Snorglolz deh DawnKey!! Deh owee tooferz am so bad!! I sending deh beemz strate tu u!!!! Deh beemz will making deh toof b nawt so bad az u b thinking it kud b. {{{Kafleen}}}
Best wishis fur a gud dentiss bizit (iffn dere iz such a fing)
Beems and prayurs for dawnkey toof reepare.
Bee well}}}}}}}
thank you everybuddy! {{{{cheezfrendz}}}}
Awwww, lookit the little baby paws…squeeee!
“he’s ded, jim.”