
Happy Cinco de Mayo Cheez Frends!
Fine, i wear stupid sombrero How about you b the pinyata??
picture: Shager Maynelach. lol caption: Bastet24
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Happy Cinco de Mayo Cheez Frends!
Fine, i wear stupid sombrero How about you b the pinyata??
picture: Shager Maynelach. lol caption: Bastet24
Happeh Seenko Day Mayo, ebereewun!
Congrat TRK! Ai doan’t fink we haz met. Plz 2 assept mai flooffee paw in walkum.
O yesh, hello dere, TRK! happy nawt secund!
*paks kafleen’s tooth wib catnip – eben if it duzzn’t do any direkt gud, it guarantees kafleens menny menny kitteh snorgles*
Whoa, iz mai nawt-sekkund nawt sekkund!! Ai brawt margareetaz (alkyholic an nawn-alkyhawlic), cheeps an sawlsa, faheetas an burrytos wif chikkin an beefs tew sillybrate. Yum!
You need to be nawt secund nawt sekkund again!
Oh A nawt sekkund nawt sekkund.
Conga Ratz dans aowt uf teh haws inna Meksikun partee costumes. Dem duz teh Meksikun hat dans dans dans fur U!!
Yay fawr conga rats wif somrbros! *eggstens floofy paw ov frenship tew ebbreewun* Stoopy WP eetid mai udder cawmint.
Eggstra sheshul congrats in dat caes! Ur nawt sekund nawt sekund is berry speshul an eggsitin!
kungratz!
Concatshoelaces, TRK — and Welkum to Cheezland!
(Stoopy fone nawt let me reeplys in teh prawper spawt). Fanks tew awl hoo tawked tew mii up fred!! *eggstens floofy paw of frenship tew Anni, Catena, Nyteshade, WRr, and Kafleen* Mai lack ov blooness, let mii show yew it. Ai wyll ficks it ASAP.
Lukks liek u haz fikst it!
Oh, nawt quite – u haz bloo, but it duzn’t taek peepl 2 ur profiel.
Aifinkso mebbe iz bad syne taht ai didz it frum memry? Aidintfinso it wud wurks! Mai cheeznerdiness, let me show yew it…
ohai TehRumpusKitteh! *eggstends floofy paw o’frendship*
joyne us for margareetas!
adn ai bat bat bat yu ehroun!
Concatshoelaces to u azwell, catena fur bein part uv teh tye.
hola amikittehz
diz iz 1 kuoot kitti. tighen hedgear. splort alert
dis won nedes eh SPLORT warnun, aifinkso!
*titunz CHRG*
gud thinkin catena!
gmta
I’b got teh truk wib 9,000 gallons ob chokklit martoonies adb 40,000 lbs ob marshy mallows. Will dat be enuff, do you fink?
Izzit kitteh’s birfingday?
Arown heer, ifn yoo go to Mexykin eetin playse awn ur birfingday, dey mayk yoo ware teh sombrero.
Him lukks 2 yung 2 be habbin a birfdai!
Gud poynt, Anni.
Mebbe iz himz UNbirfingday?
He’s cute enough to rate week-birthdays.
sownds liek reelee fyne dynink!
Teh fud iz nawt bad, butt teh margajareetas iz AWSUM!
Where I wented to collidge there was a Mexican restuarant called Margaritas and on Wednesday they hadz ladies nite, so you would getz a ginormous margarita fur deh price of a regular one, wuz awsum!
dat wud seriously irkify meh.
Me 2! Teh ownlee reezun Ai wull ware a hat iz fur warmf in wintur an 2 keep teh sun of in summur. Nebber indorez!
Hat harez! pleh!
an den you getz hat hair afta wearing deh hat, do not want
I ware hat wen I iz habbin BAD hare day.
ai can haz margahreetuh naow?
*perqz awp*
ddi sumwon menshun mahgahreetahz?
Y’all wanna go see ifn teh YNGs kin mayk sum in teh NB?
Lez go, Red!!
Meetcha there, Q!
hae! weight fu mi!
*runz tu ketchup*
*runz wif relish*
*runz wif sizzerz*
Keerful!!!
u shunt running wif relish!!!
u kud put sumwunz ai owt!!!
*replaces sissors wif piklols*
Snerk~I juss made a pleh dinner. Da kid tried to fixifie.
I sayz: Is dat better?
He sayz: Than what?
I sayz: A poke in da eye.
He sayz: With what?
Watch ware u swingz dat bat, kitteh!
Nawt to telling him dat, Catsablanca. Mebbe wii cud win sum munnies awn Funny Hoam Bideos!
Bee-sydes, I gots a liszt dat of peeplol dat cuz yooze a gud whakkin.
Mii 2!!!!!1!!
Happee Cinco De Mayo eberyone! Got ur sumbraros on? I DO!!!
O_O u iz werin teh sumbruro? Hmm… mebbe dat wurks as protektib hedgeer…
Maybee…lets see! *duz chair experiment frum earlier* Lets see, i just attach teh seetbelt tu teh chair rite heer, and….*extremely strong winds com out ob noware* WEEEEE!!!!!!! *CRASH* Hooray! It wurked!
Ai iz gettin teh sumbrero nao. Ai needz teh protekshun.
Iz le cinq mai! Oops, rong languij. Oh, adn SQUEEE *SPLORT*
Oh noes, Wild breeze is daon! Maek wae fur the CCC!!!!
*Weeeooo weeeooo, skreechez arownd cornur (Ai still dribing wif 1 hand)*
*Jumpz owt adn luks at teh mess*
*Sweeps up teh braynes, sweepee sweepee*
*Scoopee scoopee teh braynes*
*Powrs braynes bak inna brayne cabity*
*Pakee pakee pakee*
*Fits hedbones bak in place….fitty fitty fitty*
Oops!
*Remoobs hedbones & sprayez mist ov minerul waturs on braynes*
*Fits hedbones bak in place….fitty fitty fitty*
*Pulls CHRG wif DOI n playse*
*Wrappee wrappee wrappee wif purplol duckee taep*
*Cutz dukee taep off ov arm cast….iz purplol 2*
*Wrapz floofy blankee wif lyon cubs awn it arownd Wildbreeze*
*Donut b frayd, iz nawt reel lyons, just pikshurs*
*Gibs WB hawt choklit adn choklit lyon*
Dere dere, u just rest heer adn fink of Sinko teh Maio fur awyle
Fankew, Catsablanca…
*sips hawt choklit adn noms lyon* hehe… ai iz eetin teh lyon!!
My frenz an I sumtiems playz teh “Fingz yoo nawt heer (men/wimmens) say berry offin” game.
Iz teh grate fun!
3km an I wuz laffin owr heds awf wun nite, playin dat.
Meggsico rox.
♫ Cat .. Hat
In French, Chat Chapeau
In Spanish, un gatito en el som-bre-ro. ♫
I has un gatito awn teh tablol.
Gess dats wut happins wen yoo iz holdin a leggo-de-pollo.
*snerk*
My bad CheezSpanglish, lemme show you it.
leggo mai pollo??
Oh noes now kitteh will habz to show himz paperz to prove that himz is a feline american
if he goes to Aridzona that is
Butt, eef ai wuzzint meggsican, den wy wud i ware dis hyat?
Becuz u iz teh drunk & sillybraytin Cinco de Mayo?
(Ai haz a shaem. Waht bee Cinco de Mayo? Iz nawt “sinking in mayonnaise”? Nawt sownd liek fun).
Profiling onlee by footware not hyatz. *nodswiffasarcasm*
kitteh shows himz paw den, wid pointeh enz!
OMCC!! dat iz a kyoot kitteh aifinkso,
**titens CHRG, putz duky tapez tew sec.. makez it stayz.**
Kitteh amz wearing the urban sombrero from J Peterman catlog
Wares teh storee ware yoo hadda fite teh bad banditos foar it, whyle crawsin teh ribber?
Awl teh federalez say
Dey cudda had him enny day
Dey onlee let him slip away
Outta kindness I suppoaz…
Sumbuddee sendded it tu Arid zona adn it gawted bustified.
Dis da last meggsican hayt ebber mayde, foar da meggsican peepul haz seeen da lites an convurtid too meshbak
OMCC!!! these kyoot kittehs be verre danjerus!
*titens CHRG and goes luking for margaritas*
Catnip? We dun need no stinkin’ catnip.
no wait! yes we do!
that cat is soooooo cute i want to eat him all up
Whur iz yer Kittar? Yew haz some-brerro, yew needz a kittar!
Pinata*