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Predator cat Circles his prey
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wii hab cuukees an wii’r nawt ebben teh dark syde!
Ebrywun lubs kuukeez.
Conga-rats awn ur tye wiff pjp! *dans-dans*
Congaz jk2k
!!
tu sillibrayte, plz tu hab tihs tray ob
twelbeleben biskitz !!wi silleebraytid teh sink oh deh mai oh at wurk tuday. ai bringd agua fresca an has sum leffovur. is mayd wif pynapplol, gwava & pa pay ah.
wy fankyew foar the
elebenten.. nyne … ate … biskitz!cookies haz teh berry short life expectancy. yes?
I made you soum cuukees.
Adn nao ai is gonna eets dem.
Me too *nom nom* fanks pj perry.
nom nom nom nom!
*nomnomnomnom*
yesh an nao I want kuukies!
Mmmm… dark sied cookies.
*shaeks
fistfloofee paw at ICHC*Why iz u messin wif mah hed, ICHC? Wut haz ai dun to u???
Teh last lol gawt cheeted, yeff it did.
So did we, ai sez.
Gawt milks?
Adn no
ai is nawt a milkahawlik!
[lindsay] Milka-wut? [/lindsay]
“Hi, lindsay”
Shirly u jest… adn doan kawl meh Lindsay!
*wundurz if ennywun gotted dis refrense*
ai did!
I just read that Lindsay Lohan is suing E*Trade, claiming that the commercial is about her.
She seems to think she has one-name name recognition like Oprah or Madonna or Cher.
I think the commercial is cute, and it never crossed my mind that it was Ms Lohan.
Hmph. Some peeps will sue over anything.
*considers bringing a no-class action suit against serial suers*
can ai joyn teh class fur teh no-class ackshun soot?
Ur suit doesnot clash so u pass. U can join teh class for teh no-class suit.
Does u knoe any gud lolyers?
iz ‘gud lolyer’ an oxymoron?
issa valyd kwestshun.
“gud lolyers”? Do they exist?
*Hai fivez KJ* GMTA!!!
duz doowee cheetum an hao sownd leik ay trustwurthee firm?
*nods* That name sounds framiliar, so they must be good!
Bootsy mus b teh compootr birus – goinging 2 b deleeting ur kookiez!!
Ai duz u a serbiss… maykin ur kichin run fastur.
Datz mai story adn ai is stikkin tuu it. *urp* Skyoozmeh.
Definightly smelz fishy to meez. Will haf to konduct vestgashun to konfurm. Inspektor Fuzzy Feets.
These could be sub-standard…IFF volunteers for duty!
Sammun kookiez?!!elebentee!
Inspektor Fuzzy Feets! luv it!
OMG!!!UN-EATED COOKIES~! Yoo didnt eet my cookies dis tyme!
Gud fing kamraz can kapchur infitessimul momints ob tyme.
*Yoinks film* I’ll make sure IFF gets this.
predator kitteh dunt sweeet coat his intenshuns……
Predaturr Kitteh
staykz owtz Chokkee Chipz Cookeez.
Waytz 4 dem to kewl!
Predaturr Kitteh
knoez Chokkee Chipz Cookeez goez
besstest wiffz coald Milk!!
Chokkee Chips Cookez
aroamafayrapee cloass
2 Flatz Nom Nom Bawkz!!!
Jack.
Hmmm… peetza, kuukeez. Kuukeez, peetza. Hard tu chooz.
Ai knoz! Peetza wiff chokkee chip kuukeez foar dezzerts!
Ai has brownee aroamafayrapee coeming frum mai kichen rait nao. Nomming will comminse n 3…2….NOM! Ow ow ow….hawt!!!! Wayte till tehy coolz awf, tehn halp urself, ebbreewun!
*runs toward teh kichin*
*slips awn teh linoalyum*
*krashez intu teh kabnet*
*luuks arown fur a minnit*
Ohai. Ai juss wayts heer foar dem tu kools, k? *sitz*
Woot! Woot! Woot! Brownee
Aroamafayrapee amz
Eff Tee Dubbillyoo!!
Catsablanca maykz
deeliytefull Nomz 4 awll t3h
bissitteeng Cheezfrendz!!
Cheezfrendz canz habz lawtz
Aroamafayrapee az
Bowneez dissappeerz!!!
Jack.
Mai kitteh Meggie
Lykz tu lik awl teh cookeez!
Must kepe shahp eey aot!
Wai duz he surkel hiz prey? Iz alreddee surkeled…
Lissen kloasly, grasshoppur.
Lyfe is sirkuls wiffin sirkuls wiffin sirkuls.
iz maykin me dizzee…
Den stay awayz frum teh mushruumz awn teh obber kowntur.
(adn ohai! plasticat, lawng tyme no seez!)
Stay awayz frum dem Ai shall!
(Ohai AngelPlume! haz ben fureber!)
Luk! It iz ar frend teh plasticat! Hao ar yu?
ohai plasticat! nice to seeing yoo heer!
*waive floofy paw tu deh norfeest*
Ohai Plasticat!!!! gud tu seeing ur smiling fais heer!!! am Eva deh Diva still as lubblee az ebber!!!
teh cirkloling will make teh cukies dizzy, an tehn tehy will be helpless!
I has a hungwy
*gibs saki a cookee*
wich wun es teh week wun en teh hurd….
Wych wun has teh most chonklit chips…
What is it about cats and baked goods?
Gots to be keerfull.
Mite be innernnet trackin kookees.
Ai’ll test em to purrrrrr-tect evvybuddy else.
dem cookeez must b frum an aleeyun sibbillizayshun if dey kin trakking deh innertuubz. B berry keerful.
Oh! Mai Cween! Wiill not sumone ceeeight annoder movee re-enacktmemt whar weez get two plaz the p-artz? An kouldn t it be_ Ta-Da-Da! Felinez Widout a Kauwze? Doan dat soun lik a hoot fur a Caturdai? Plez letz meh nowah yer royal taughts, Yer humbl servitudinessz, Susan
Ur hoomin seems to have a little cookie problem; baking the cookiz, the bag of Pepperidge Farms in the background. Just sayin’
oh noe, it iz the kookie nomster!!
Does cats eet cookees?
cats ‘n chocolate–bad combo with bad results, dogs ‘n chocolate is worse, just sayin’.