S’ok, anni, I’z only fourty-free an I nebur herd teh wurd uzed liek dis til abowt a yeer agoh. (An I haz NO eggs kyoos, I gotz lottsa frends hu ar haff mai aige!)
Ai wuzza teanayjur inz teh siggstees (ai simplolee KANAWT bih TAHT owld … kan ai??!!), adn mai muzzer wud sae “Wair’z teh bawtum haff uv taht dressz, yung laydee??!!”
Der eezy wai tu rememmmer deez fings is to rememmer dat “heck” meens a bridj wib fish unner it. In obber wurds, meenings chaynj so kwikly dat der’s noe poynt in rememmering dem. Adn iffen yu down’t hab to rememmer anyfng, iz eezy to rememmer everyfing needed!
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Preppygrl959, Smpaulsen, an Sophie94 an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, rich n buttery yello caeks wif crunchy brownsugar topping, iskreem, frooty party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, wind-up dansing toy kittehs, kandee, an kazoos for making byootiful muzik (or, well, muzik, anyway)! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
happytails birfdai to Preppygrl959, Smpaulsen, an Sophie94!
*takes a peece of rich n buttery yello caeks wif crunchy brownsugar topping*
*nomnomnom*
mmmmm, caek!
(adn poyntee ends)
Congrats, AP!
*whispers* plz 2 eggsplane teh capshun – duzn’t maek sens 2 me, but dat’s nawt unyooshuel!
Sick = hiphop term for rilly, rilly gud and speshul
Thx! Ai aer geddin awld! Doan’t unnerstan teh yung!
S’ok, anni, I’z only fourty-free an I nebur herd teh wurd uzed liek dis til abowt a yeer agoh. (An I haz NO eggs kyoos, I gotz lottsa frends hu ar haff mai aige!)
I nebber unnersood teh yung wen I woz yung. Maibee annipuss adn I hab brayns dat wurk on too high a lebel.
yessiree, ai shure likez dat eggs playnashun!
Berry troo dat!!!!!!
Fankee for teh eggsplanation! Ai didn’t unnerstan edder.
Congrats AP u at teh tawp ob teh heep ! *whispers* tu anni: aifink furder eggsplanashun culd send us boff to teh NB
“sick” iz whut Merican teenayjurs cawl sumfing wenn tehy tihnk it’z reeleereelee gud … duznawt maik scents tu mee, eever …
Cheezers! – Ai’m sowndeng chust lyke mai muvver!! Onoes!!
“Yore nawt goin owt dresst liek dat yung ladee. Yorl catch yor deth ov coald.”
Dat sownds liek mai muvver.
If eberbuddy elze jumpified awf teh brige, wuld u jump tew ?? Dat sownds liek mayn. Lemmings dew……..
Teh lemmings say dey wur pushed.
Ai wuzza teanayjur inz teh siggstees (ai simplolee KANAWT bih TAHT owld … kan ai??!!), adn mai muzzer wud sae “Wair’z teh bawtum haff uv taht dressz, yung laydee??!!”
I’m a refugee from the 60s too, Italiana. My muvver was pretty stoic about her kidz but my father would mutter darkly under his bref in Italian
Mai muvver wuz teh wun duueng teh mutturing – adn tehn shih wud tern hur stachoo uv Saynt Anthowknee awn himz hedd.
Mai faddur wuz teh wun hu didz teh mutterin… an he wuz awlwayz sayin “Wair’z teh rest uv ur TAWP?!” (Dis wuz in teh sebbentiez.)
“becawz i’m teh mom an i sed so, tahts why!”
(akshuly, don’t finkso my mom ever sed dis, but i do
)
VLC teenayjurs tu. Mai 15 yr old boi’s fabrit eggs-pression. EG: Mawm, dat dinner wuz sick!!! o.O
Tanks fur eggsplanashuns! Ai taut it was tie-poo fur “slick”!
Don’t fink ai preshiate habbin mai careflea prepared dinnur called “sick”!
Ai dint unnerstan evur. but sown liek muvvur iz wun fing, sown liek favvur sumfing els nd nawt so gut wen yur a wumin.
hie yah!
* wabes @ willy boi *
Hai tu U tu
Dunno wat dat meenz!
Aifink is sumfin lyk sayin “we bad”.
Bad meens gud, sikk meens cool, oar sumfin parints cant figgur owt.
anni aiz nawt cool ennymoar. Ahparantlee ai duzn’t noa whut it meenz eever!
Aifink dat naow Ai aer ober sebentee, Ai doan’t hab 2 unnerstan!
Aifinkso, Anni, that in current American slang, “sick” means “cool”, “awesome”, “far out” In other words, “sick” is good
Ai gib up! Dey haz ternd fings dounsied up liek dis kitteh!
Finks ob it dis way: “COOL” an “HOT” ken meen teh saem fing, rite?
Ai gibbed up wen Ai seed a poastur dat sed “Oklahoma pronownst sukksess”
Der eezy wai tu rememmmer deez fings is to rememmer dat “heck” meens a bridj wib fish unner it. In obber wurds, meenings chaynj so kwikly dat der’s noe poynt in rememmering dem. Adn iffen yu down’t hab to rememmer anyfng, iz eezy to rememmer everyfing needed!
Ummm… Yep, Aifink Ai see!!!!
Ceilingz tu Betzy! I’z sooooo confyoozled!
No sick, just very ath…aeth…limber!
u syck alright – letz plai twyster
Anywun hoo tryz playin twistur agenst a kitteh is defnitly sikk.
game, pointi endz, match 4 da kitteh. emergincy medikel servises 4 da hooman.
Slick moovs, ai wantz ‘em.
*poarz babeh oyl awn A1*
Whoooopppsssss
*slieds acrosst de flore and on aout de dore*
Mai wurk heer is dun.
AP, yoo 4got de ebil larf.
Ebil? Ai wuz juss gibbin u whut u wanted, ryte?
bwa-ha-haaaa!!
Kitteh audishunz fur “Sew U Fink U Kin Dansdansdans.”
Dansing? is betr tehn wurking, aifinkso!
*crankz up volum on ‘pyutr and ignorifize durty luks frum bossman*
Ai iz flexiblol!
bettr klose ur aiiz. itz gettin skari inna diz ruum.
Eben teh karpit is diskumbobulaytid. Skary indeed.
Adn
kitteh is moonin us! Luuk awayz!
Ai thort he wos wing king.
*heds to de NB, taeks noospaypur to reed*
In yor Internetz, kung-fuing yoo by sorprize!
Dis mai bestest pop’n'lok moov!
…. Naow – kan yu halp mih getz untanglolded?
Nawt so lawng as teh poyntee-ends be deployd.
I’s the champyon at break-dancing
…I tink I ‘breaked’ somethin, dat’s for sure
Teh wae teh kiddz dansdansdans tudae braekz mai brane … tehre ai goe, sownden laik mai muvver agane.
Mawm – “Yur rume izza mesz, yung laydee! Pikk itz upz ryte naow!”
Mih – “Aww, Mawm, ai doan wanna pikk nupz mai ruum – yur MEEN!”
Mawm -”Goe tu yur ruum, yung laydee!”
Mih – “I haztu put itz daoun frist, okae?”
Mawm – … awlkindza baddwerdz ai wuzzint spozeded tu knoe (oar soe SHIH thawt)
Did you bust a leg while you bust a move?
I see pinkee toe pads! *gigglol*
I see Lundin, I see Francz . . .
Ai see kittehz butt-wigglol dancz!
**gigglol**
LOL!!!
ohai everybuddee
please to be scusing teh self-publi-kitty but i has udated my b l o g…..
kittehs n goggies haz deytaunt
wudda releaf!
dey taunt eech otter?
Awlla tyme. 8)
is part uv teh treetee.
*sigh* stoopy werk blocks all blogs!
wait, ai now! *pulls out goshwowshineephone* BRB
yu memembur teh cooban miss ayle crysis? is leik dat onlee bettur.
it has kittehs.
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Preppygrl959, Smpaulsen, an Sophie94 an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, rich n buttery yello caeks wif crunchy brownsugar topping, iskreem, frooty party punch, noyzemakers, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, wind-up dansing toy kittehs, kandee, an kazoos for making byootiful muzik (or, well, muzik, anyway)!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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happytails birfdai to Preppygrl959, Smpaulsen, an Sophie94!
*takes a peece of rich n buttery yello caeks wif crunchy brownsugar topping*
*nomnomnom*
mmmmm, caek!
oh fankies burfday fairy. Ai’ll take a piece ob fudjy caek, frooty party puch, adn oooo bownsy balls. Ai lub bownsy balls. (no, ai NAWT goin tu da NB)
owch that lukz lik et hurtz! u doo hav sik moovs!
Look I am not speaking in cat language haha.
Noes wat u doins Hannah?!?!?!? dey iz gonna git chuz fer dis one!
Runs away fasts!
bryng et!
*bringz keshet an egstra-terrestreyul*
*moobs bakk wiff a kwikness*
Umm aifinkso Alf wud be teh beddur eggstr tresstreyul. Dat Alium haz a grumpee anna hongree.
Butt, (!) didn’t Alf eet cats?
*sits teh predatoor loos an eggits wifakwikness*
ai wudda prefurrd ay seggsee alium whu wuldent eet mi.
Brake Danzing!
Ai wuz juz wunnrin eff kitteh ken spin aroun an aroun liek dat
Kitteh – U nawt dansin! Sumbodee waxded teh floar an yoo nawt realyzed until too layte!
* hiedz teh johnsons bottlol *
Ai nawt see ennywun waxded.
Catpoeira. I noes it.
Dayum, that other kitteh got served.
(Served = He made it impossible for the other person to win.)