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Nawt kneading tehm!
Congrats, OCM!
Thx Anni! Tihs wun iz cyoot two! Wat WP train tu du tonite?! Braynz be ebrywear suun! Did u sea teh cyootie awn teh classics wun?
Yep! We aer gettin kyoote oberlode an noe miss taek!
Ooh – an e’s nawt yoosed taht lyn inna lawng tym!
*Brings bak “No lukkit teh mess; lukkit teh cyoot!” as ekskoose fur efryfink*
Congratz to OCM and to Anni for their quick fingers and quicker wit! Neiver of you has any need for beauty products for sale at the tye booteek so maybe we should sillybrate with some champagne!!
Iz 2 laet fur ennee byootifikayshun in mai caes!
Meh two! Ai gawt mai parspawt foto larst week – ugh!
Can’t be az bad az mai nawt sekund bus-pass wun!
Suffice it to say my hair looks best when I’m bald!!
Iffn u lukk liek ur passport foto, u prollee aern’t fit 2 trabblol!
U so rite, Anni!
Teh fotoe awn mai gnu drybur’z lysins wud skair an ghoast!
Orso myne. Aifinkso tehy habs specthul uggli camderas tu tak yr pitcher. Maek tehy speshally fowr dryburz an passin pots.
“uggli camderas” – haow troo! Taht fugglee owld laydee inz taht drybur’z lysins pukshoor SIRTENNLOLEE izzint mih! – Teh “uggli camdera” diddit!! ROFLZ!
Prollem iz, poleespeeps seam to recolonize it. Luks at drybur’z cawd, luks ad mii adn handz itt bak! An inziied mii iz sowtin, showtin: Chek agen, fool! Iz nawt mii! *sigh*
Ooooo! Bubblols! Thx Q. *sips champagne* Hic.
Nawt werkin, aer dey!
Ai fynd teh mirra wurkz best wen itz steemed up
!!
Ai tri tu aboid lukking!
Cheekee kitteh cud get a swimmin lessun if shi down wotsh owt !!
I think the cat is talkin’ to me.
Ai fink tawkin tu MII! Mai kitteh luks felineenominolol wif jist a lik an a promiss!
Littehz make promiss?? wut wud kitteh promiss tu dew?
Alfabetize ur spices
Bury awl deh ded mowsis
Come wen called (snerk — like datz gonna happen!)
D….
Duh! *faispaw* ignorify dis, plz.
Using deh listy below.
Dribe teh goggie nutz
Eggskaivait teh traschkan
Furr upz teh lawndree
G …
Get into teh flour bin an leev wyte pawz printz awl ovur
Hyde ur car keez
Invest ur munny in nip fyooturz
J…
kittehz make promiss?? wut wud kitteh promiss tu dew?
Alfabetize ur spices
Bury awl deh ded mowsis
Come wen called (snerk — like datz gonna happen!)
D….
Cleeyocatruh tukk baffs inz teh milolk – aifinkso ai knead tu gettz teh haowl kow foar yu, hoomin … jsut sayin …
*snerk*
*contemplatez taking a baf wif a haowl kow in deh tub*
I finso I take a shower bai maiself insted, if itz awl deh same wif u?
Aifinkso ai kud taik an baff inz a noshun uv milolk – ‘twudd nawt halpz meowtch.
*sighses*
yu noes, dis mayks me fink uf teh troo ossumness uf msgboreds lyk dis wun – we can awl sea eech uvvers inner beyutee wifowt enyfing else gedding in teh way
Yu speekz teh troof!!
Kittee’z juss testin teh warta …..
…. awn plannen fyuucha inzults
Faw egzamplol:
Wot a big noaz yuuv gawt …
Wared u get doze eerz?
Baysmint kat is pree pair in ur baf – wif sumfin xtra spshul!!! BWAAAHHH HHHaaaa HHAAAA HHHAAAA!!!!
Yay! Mah kitteh made it on teh intertubes! Bootiful Zorro. Not bad for a rescue cat. And ta to MallardVHS.
Dis b Zorro?? wut a purrrrrrfect name fur such a beyootiful blak boi!!!
congratz on making deh frunt paige!!
He’s speshul. He has no hip on the back left leg and is grumpy all ze tyme. He lubs water and mouses. And noms. He needs rehab for his milk addiction tho.
{{{Zorro}}} I so glad hii fownded a lubbing furreber home!
awww! he’s a beautiful kitteh!!! *schmoo*
I on deh odder hand is nachurally byootiful
Midnyte Kitteh wiffz
ekksta Snark shoodz nawtz maykz Phunn
ubz hurz Prittee Wun!
Midnyte Kitteh wiffz
ekkstra Snark amz 2 cloass 2
Baffz Tubz 2 beez sayf!!
Midnyte Kitteh duz
nawtz knoez dat Baffz Tubz amz
nawtz 4 Prittee Wun!!!
Jack.
EEEP!
ROFLMAO!!!
Watch owt Zorro!! U b nes in teh tubs!!!! LOL
I saws mama in this tub
Her pallid face was foamy
With a little brush she scrubbed
But still she stayed all homely
I tried to tell her with my purrs
That I still think she’s pretty
But all she heard were her own thoughts
Not those of this here kitty
o hao tru!!! Teh wimins haz der own ai dee ahz ob wats be teh boo tee full, aifinkso!
egsallent poem, fellow buksellar!
Aaawwww! how sweet!!! {{{{jennybookseller}}}}}
*clappity clappity*
Reely a shame about dat, bai teh wae….
waystin awl teh monees yu shuld bee yoozin tu bai mi gushifuds.
Beyootiful poem jennybookseller and so glad eberyone lubs Zorro (and MallardVHS’s wit). Zorro lubs you all.
He has had treats for being a LOLcat. Am so proud.