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OMCC sew cyoot!!!!
Congrats, OCM! Titen CHRG!
Yesh – almos coodnt cawment. Almos juss rote teh SPL… werd!! Wat a littlol sweetee!
Oops – thanks, Annipuss!
awl ai cud dew is luk at skreen an cooooo
Kuchipudiing kittehs tu yu!!
*sets out a boofay tablol of wafflols, spicee sweet potato soop, hot tee, cawfee and koko*
In honor of it SNOWING up here – lets have a warm an comforting elebensis, lunch, snaks, dinner, nitecap!
*goes to tell the YNG and fyremens to man all CCCs and orgamanise a treeaje area…*
brayse urselbs – this could be the biggun!!
Thx, Nenne! Sweet pertayto soop! YUM! An ai ca reelie eet taht, eben wiv dyabeaties. *slurp slurp*
SNOE???? Wat? In May?
Ai fowt Nennepus lib in upstayt NY – we has snoe lass week – but she libs in sumplays were teh men r naymd Olaf & Nills. Much farder norf den teh NY!!
Nennepus be in norf ob Norway-land aifinkso.
itteh bitteh splort-komittee??
Wazza cloas cawl. Ohai Nenne!
CCC to tah resq!!!
Itty bitty lonelee kitteh
it wont be for long – if Red sees this bebbeh kaliko, she’ll yoink it for sure!!
8)
Why wait for red? *YOINK*
Ai wants a kitteh so bad!!! WAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
??Upfi??why u no can haz kitteh???
>^;^<
Oh! How rood … ai din’t reply cos ai had WURK interfering! How very dare they … Ai has allergees to doggies and kittehs and ai libs in a rented apartmint and is a no-pets policee. Sad, init?
you need to getz a stuffed kitteh so you can snorgle it.
oooo, kitteh! heer, hab committee! enneefink yoo wants!
*titen chrg so fwump nawt eben pawsibel*
ai preedicks mush splortage
Cood bee, MM. Ohai!
ohai ebbreewun!
heer kitteh, hab teh hole whirrled. iz at yur feetsies
(oh no, teenee tinee kittteh towsees…eeeeeeee)
Ware’s PB? Haz him splortid cumpleetlee?
ai wunners teh same fink, anni! maybii strukk blind bai bebbeh callie kitteh byootee!
Mite be ridin, altho iz arfta 8 pee em.
Ai muss go owt – fergottid pertaytoez yestidai!
Gott Spud, Anni
!!
tehr yoo are! owt riding teh bike?
Ohai mugglemary
!! No, mai ‘pyuter lawst mai profyle nd ai had tu rebilidify it frum bakups; howaz ob fun 
!!
Tihs iz wun littlol bundlol ob cyoot
!!
Ohai PB! Thot u wood be heer suun enuff. An u ar!
Nyse tu bi mist, thx OCM !! Mai lappytop logd in n logd owt strait awai sew ai cudnut yooz it. Aaar compyewterz … hao tu wayst yaw lyfe suppawting tehm
!!
Hao yu bi tuniete (nd ebbreewun ells)
??
Prittee gud thx.
Bin train tu sawt sum stuf foar trabling. Parspawt haz tu wayt foar marrij sir tiffy cat frum NSW. Carnt get heer.
Knead juss wun munnee oarda oar postle nowt, butt(!) Aust Post nawt mayk tehm enny moar!! *fawls daon wiv faynt* Wat nekkst?? Wil hav tu bye a trablerz chekk tu send wun plais foar depawsit. Her nawt has elektawniks banking.
An sillee awnlion bukking plais bukkt too tikkitz foar meh an nao AI hav tu wayt 4-8 weeks foar teh reefund, eben tho it be tehre miss tayk!
omcc, ocm, dat sownds lyk yur deelin wif lawts uf unnecessarie beau…boruc…byurokr…obseshun wif paypurs, aifinkso! *sends incurijin forts tu teh sillee awnlion bukking plais tu mayk dem want tu refund ocm kwiker dan 4-8 weekweekweeks*
Thx Gizmo. Iz tehre miss tayk, butt(!) teh air lion mayks teh charjs drek tu meh. Ai be craws, butt(!) nawt can du nuffin ab owt it.
Wil werk owt ebenchilly.
Becos ai bin marreed twies, wen ai app lie foar teh parspawt ai knead tu tayk: berf sir tiffy cat, nawt-sekkund marrij, dee vors, sekkund marrij. Pluss awl teh yooshual uvver bitz.
Mai payper trayl, let me sho u it!
Taht sowns moar fruztraiting tahn fixin pyewtaz
!!
Tehy joyz ob trabbel doanut awlwaiz kum eezy !!
My sizta juz arribed in souf amerika on loliday nd wel-drest bag snatsherz robd teh groop awn tehir nawt-sekkund wawk !! Welkom to … hayy, kom bak wib mai bag !!
oh pb, dat absolutelee suks *shakes fuzzy paw at ebil bag snacherz* aihopeso yur sista haz a gud loliday fur teh rest uf teh tym!
Ohai Gizmo !! Iz tudai teh big dai ??
ohai, pb! negst choosday is teh big dai – wun weekweekweek tu go adn cownting! ai had a meeting wif mai soopurvisor dis moarnin, tho, adn it went well, sew ai iz a liddle less scaird noa…butt(!) still pritty scaird eben sew!
Juss rilacks nd yuu bi fine !! Yuu duen defense butt(!) tehy woant atak yuu
!!
Paws crawst, Gizmo. U be fyn aifinkso.
Yez, shi smarta tahn taht !! Hur fren lawst teh camra nd shi lawst hur glarsis cais !! Shi dun lawts ob innernashnel trabling !! Iz wi yu nede gud trabel inshore ants !!
fanks pb adn ocm
adn phew dat pb’s sizta didnt looz tu much stuff tu teh ebil bag snacherz!
Splort alert! SPLORT ALERT!!! Set alert to elebentyhunnerd!!SPLORT ALERT!!
(Bebeh is sooo cute!!)
>^;^<
Ohai Mitsu! Eben teh moast seezind ov us cood fawl daon wiv tihs wun.
Oh noes! Maxymum cyootness lebil reechd! Ai cannot stop teh immynint splortage…..*SPLORT*….
oh noes! A cheezpeep is down!!!
*runs in wif de portablol CC-hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – hello Kitty akshulleh*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts Mellymom in a floofeh blankitt, in teh comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
Here – read these planning permisshun-applicashuns frum 1957 – shud unsploart u in just sekkunds!!!
*runs in wif de portablol CC-hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts MMM in a floofeh blankitt, in teh comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
Here – read these planning permisshun-applicashuns frum 1957 – shud unsploart u in just sekkunds!!!
thats okay – Mellymom nose u mentid well!!
We’re onna roll OM!
8)
Yep. Wear a teem!
*splort*
u kan b chare-kitteh ob awl teh itteh bitteh kitteh kommitteez!
*splort*
ai r ded frum teh kyoot!1!
oh noes! A cheezpeep is down!!!
*runs in wif de portablol CC-hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – hello Kitty akshulleh*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts Brainfire in a floofeh blankitt, in teh comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
Here – read these planning permisshun-applicashuns frum 1957 – shud unsploart u in just sekkunds!!!
*runs in wif de portablol CC-hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts brainfire in a floofeh blankitt, in teh comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
Here – read these maffs tests – shud unsploart u in just sekkunds!!!
You can use mo’ fingerz, pleez?
Bebbeh Kitteh wiff
bloo ieez canz beez awn ennee
cawmittee hurz wawntz!
Bloo Ieedz Bebbeh ‘Sploart!’z
Kitteh lubz hurz Prittee Wun’z
Rubbinz andz Cuddullz!!
Bebbeh Kitteh haz
junoarmuss ‘Sploart!’z Fakturr moarz
dan eelebbentee!!!
Jack.
*titans CHRG wdois and raps sum eggstra strengf ducky taep round Jacks hedd*
There – u be saef now!
bebbeh kitteh haz
juss seen prittee wun’z whirlld fur
furst time an appruvez!
I wanna bee awn teh Committeh Tu Snorglol Teh Itteh Bitteh Kitteh!!
Aifinkso tihs wil be a beeeeg committeh! Menny bolinteerz.
Whoo getz tu go furst? Hao ar we gonna chooz? Rawk-paypur-sizzurz, mebbe?
Noe – juss pikk meh, pikk meh!!
ai bolinteerz! ai bolinteerz! ai bolinteerz tyms elebentee!
Ohai Gizmo! Iz warma wear u ar tudai? Iz snoeing agen foar Nenne!
ohai, ocm! iz brite adn sunneh wif a nise breez – iz a beeeeee-yutiful dai heer! ai donut beleef dad nenne has snoes agin?! ai haz a simpafy!
was yur wever nise tu-day?
Yesh. Berry sunnee an juss wawm enuff. Kidlets had jumperz awn tu start, butt(!) bai lunsh, awf tehy caym. Littlol red faises. Nites ar cawld tho. Well, cawld foar heer. I HAV SLIPPURRS AWN!!!
*snerk* well, yu gowts tu keep yur toesies warm! mebbeh yu cud lend yur slippurs tu teh ittybittykitty ifn his/hur teentinytoepads get cowld?
*bouncesupanddown*
Yepyepyep!!
Pickmepickmepickme!!
Pleesplees?
>^;^<
Ohai – sawree, ai nawt sea u tehre. Okay – u goe nawt-sekkund.
Ebrywun kin go befoar me – I mislolspoke abuv an furgot tu say “nawt-sekund.”
Yu can sai furst, iz OK !! Just nawt tu maik it teh cawment awn teh rais fur the furvest frum larst !!
Wy nawt maik teh nawt-sekkund cawment awn teh nekst LOL teh wun whu winz teh snorklol prize
??
Ohai PB! Dat’z eggsellent ideah! I haz tu try an stay awayke til den, tho – it’z moarning heer an I’z bin upp awl nite! I mus bee in teh rong tiem zoan. Teh wun fur Guam, aifinkso.
Ai kno hao it fealz; yuu nede moar cawfee
!!
*pollishez F5 buttin*
Actually, I have my own itty bitty kitty committeh and an teensy tinsy itty bitty kitty committeh of my own so *sigh* I’ll give up my place.
Thanks anyway.
>^;^<
U hav bebbeh kittehs? Wen? Hao menny? *hazza eggsited*
*5 eags lays out air mattresses all over da place for splorts.*
Thass a gud ideer, 5 Eeglolz
!!
Ai brott u sum aandeg naabii !!
O noes! Iz an aliunns! :O
SKWEEEEEEE!!!!!
Bebbeh Caliko!
I can has dis bebbeh foar snorglin? I hadda come hoam frum werk, cuz I be teh sikk. I finkso dis bebbeh wud mayk me feel SOOO mutch bedderer!
Iz teh priez fur nawt-sekkund awn teh nekst LOL !! Gud luk Red
!!
oh nose – sick is no good! unless of corse u get to snorglol kittehs….
*get well beeems are sendt over the atlantic*
Yawhn good morningiz 7:20 am here in Orygun and it is col… *SPLORT*
Dun worri, you gets a committee. Be payshunt until yr mum has borned teh rest of dem!
Blarg
(Tightens CHRGwdoi and HGGs)
the little tiny ears…AAAAAHHHHH!
SPLORT
AWWWW AI WANTS TEH ITTEH BITTEH KITTEH!!!
Uh-oh………. Can’t…. stop…. SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
*KER-SPLORT*
System message: The user collegekitteh has asploded! avert your eyes…and stare at the iteeh bitteh kitteh
I wanna gib u a commiteh!
but u duz not haz quorum! must haz quorum to do committeh bizness.
mebbeh u staiz around dere an acts kyoot? den u summonz other kittehs an getz quorum. iz best way i think.
(i r lolyer, but i r not ur lolyer. dis iz not legal advices.)
Kitteh is confuzed. What does commiteh meanzz?
this shud b on squee!