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Need dis drinkie…
conga-ratz, anni – sum warm milk for drniks?
Ooooh, conga ratulations on ur free-wai tye, anni, AP an nightshayde! Ai haz a prize frum dis moarning, butt(!) it’z nawt frum teh tye bootique, tho. Howzabout dis: u free ken all be teh Chayre Peepl of the Committeh Tu Snorglol Teh Itteh Bitteh Splo.. (u knowz) Committeh?
OOPZ … dats wuz suppozd tu be “Committeh Tu Snorglol Teh Itteh Bitteh Splo…-Cauzin Kitteh!” *eek!*
Septuple oopz! Dat shud be a sebben-wai tye, also inkludin willy boy, TTC, GHM and A1!! *betr stawp wile I’z wai, wai behynde!*
CC haz we met ? *extends large tom cat lyke paw ob frenship*
Nawt offci… offist… nawt formlolly! Dee lyted tu meetchu! *akseptz paw of frenship* Can I haz dis happitail dans?
Butt (!) ob corse ! Bows tu CC *mai ai hab dis danse* twirl twirl twirl arownd teh ruum, dip sway, dip sway, happitayle dans*
*whirlwhirlwhirl, hoppity hoppity, turn turn, trip on mai own tail, oof!* I’z nawt havin teh most graceflol dai, aifinkso.
Thx, but Ai prifurr mai miluk cawld oar hawt – no haff mezyerz!
Ai is nawt a milk-ahawlik!
duz yu goh tu meetyns?
Only if dey has milk-n-kookeez.
Wot iffen dey ownli hab kookeez adn milk?
Squeeeeeee!
*splort*
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up ns’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Ai knoo dis wud be a danjuriss wun!
Heer cums teh CCC! wee-ooo-wee-ooo
*skoopy-skoopy nightshaydz brayns wiff teh brayn skoopifyer*
*playsez teh brayns intu teh brayn rinsifyer*
*rinsy-rinsy wiff teh sparkling lemmin-minral waddurs*
*pakky-pakky teh brayns intu teh branium kabbity*
*fitty-fitty teh boans ontu teh krayniums*
*rappy-rappy teh boans wiff teh dukky-taep*
*strechhh-snap! awn a noo CHRG(wdoi)*
*rappy-rappy sum moar dukky-taep juss in kayse*
*leeds NS tu teh splort rekubbery ward*
Heer, sit in dis nyse kumfy chayr by teh windo.
See teh prinsess mu meddo owt deyr? Is relaxin, yeff?
Heers a warm cheezmap blankee adn chokklit possums.
Relaxify urseff kwietly foar a littlol whyles, k?
Adn wayr deez protektib gogglols befoar luukin at teh kyoot.
Woot — anuzzer dubblol reskyew!
Ai lubs teh Cheezfrendz.
Fankies, Annipuss & AP!
awwwwwwwwwww!
*splort*
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up WB’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
fankees anni – ai wuz unperpaird fro dis lebel ob kwet……….
*putz awn gogglez an peaks et da skwee babeh kitteh*
wantz wun…wantz wun…wantz wun!
*nom…sip…nom*
*hands willy boy sum pleh paperwerk*
this should counter teh kyoot!
*filz inn deh pleh formz*
zzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz
*dreemz ob skwee babeh kittehs*
wants wun..wants wun…wants wun!
I have plentee of laundree you can fink abowt.
adn keep em cuming.
Gawt milk?
Gawt cukkies?
*Getz out cukkie stash* *Setz up cukkie buffet* Halp yerselves, it’s unlimited, infinittee cukkiefest! *Poorz milk*
*nomsipnomsipnomsip* addz tray ob red velvet cukkies wif nommy creem cheez frosteng awn tawp.
*pix up a glars ov mlik and a cuppla cukkies*
Thankx fur de noms, ai will taek dem wif me becoz its tiem fur bed nao. Nite owl.
woooo, cukkiez! mai favrit!
*wheelz in cawfee kart to go with cukkiez*
*noms yummy frostes cukkie* — fanks TrollingTomCat!
FangQ pj perry! *taykes dubble choklit cookee*
*nomnomnomnomnom*
OH! adn fankie pj – du ufink dat if we runn owt ob myilk dat Toonces culd dryve to teh store ad get sommore?
..an zonly toozdai!
Hazzta be Wenzdai sumwarez, duzzn’t it?
styl, das onlee haffway fru teh weekweekweek.
Butt(!) itz downhillol to de weekend frum Wenzdai.
Iz 16 minnits 2 wenzdai heer in TTI! An tiem Ai wuz in bed.
G’nite ebbriwun, g’nite!
butt (hee hee!) wot if u kros da inter nash unal dayt line? den itz toozdai agin, rite?
wait, wut??
maek mien a dublol
You are cut off if you are seeing double amenoneOne.
Den ai will hab twooo singlols, if ai mai Barkeep.
Wudn’t datz be AnemtwoTwo?
Aithinks mebbe AmenoneElebenty
Eek – an it’z onlee Toozdai/Wenzdai! U bettur haz sum bar fudz wif all doze elebenty dublolz – heer’z teh pretzlolz!
*sigh* an its onlee tuesdai!
*luks at pikshur, starts to feel better*
ssssqqqquuuueeeee!!!!
SPLORT!!!
GMTA, Gamma
*wishez she had CCC trayning*
wot wood sweepea due????
Doan wurry, halp is on teh way!
Heer cums teh CCC! wee-ooo-wee-ooo
*skoopy-skoopy gammacatz brayns wiff teh brayn skoopifyer*
*playsez teh brayns intu teh brayn rinsifyer*
*rinsy-rinsy wiff teh sparkling lemmin-minral waddurs*
*pakky-pakky teh brayns intu teh branium kabbity*
*fitty-fitty teh boans ontu teh krayniums*
*rappy-rappy teh boans wiff teh dukky-taep*
*strechhh-snap! awn a noo CHRG(wdoi)*
*rappy-rappy sum moar dukky-taep juss in kayse*
*leeds gamma tu teh splort rekubbery ward*
Heer, sit in dis nyse kumfy chayr by teh windo.
See teh prinsess mu meddo owt deyr? Is relaxin, yeff?
Heers a warm cheezmap blankee adn chokklit possums.
Relaxify urseff kwietly foar a littlol whyles, k?
Adn wayr deez protektib gogglols befoar luukin at teh kyoot.
oh fangq AngelPlume! ai fink ai can see a pinkee nose!
*titens CHRG*
*finks of pleh-annoying cow-werkers*
*wrings tendrillz*
*wonders whose tendrillz dose wer*
Help! Down hear! Gammacat down!!!
Bring da CCC!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up GC’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Mebbe we need teh Cween’s bat tree charged CCC? Dis is gonna bee a messie one
*titens CHRG*
oh fangq anni! dis is a dangerus kitteh!
*finks of pleh-annoying cow-werkers*
u werk wif cows? woo gnu?
iffin yu wurks fro an dairee ar da cows wurkers oar ar yu an cow-werker?
Nyce werk Anni and AP!
A dubbl ress q!
dis iz a baad wun. nebber saw so maneez splorted!looks liek deh haz halp, tho’.
cheezpeeps r deh bestest!
Littel cyoot wun, dat’s no bartender, dat’s yer momma!
Or mebbe wif da luk of dat sposible thumb, iz aktually yer daddy.
I growz up to be a big feroshus tiger
*rawr*
Awww, whut a cyoot bebeh!!
*SPLORT*
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up K-K-C’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Tanku for teh rescoo, annipuss!
Cute bebbeh kitteh, splort,
I are dead
*THUD*
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up T_K’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
aww fankies annipuss, fur reskoo, U is so nice…
Bebbeh is too cute, I fink bout loliticks,
Annipuss I readed a weird (according to me) articlol bout Ur eleckshuns
an dey wuz discussing who wuz the poshest?
among 3 of ur potential primeministers
I has to say it not made mush sense to me,
demz all sounds purty posh to me
My lack of knowledge of British societal norms
let me show U it
Dey reckun dat Cameron is teh poshest ‘ coz him went 2 a ‘spensib skool. Dey aer awl well ejukaytid, but prollee Cameron had teh moast rich parints, den Clegg. Brown ‘s dadcat wuz a Church uv Skotland minister soe sum peepl wud fink dat him wuz nawt berry posh. Sensiblol peepl goe bai wat a purrsun duz, nawt ware him cums frum.
Wise annipuss is wise!
.. …. . ..ai thinnk…. ai thinnk . .. lub tha snorgol ann milc 2. . …. … … …. …. .hum.. . .certanari….. .
Sweet kitty! Grown older previous committeh kitty?
>^;^<
Kitteh is gunna be singing ’bout teh sunshine if he hazza few moar drinks, aifinkso.
LOL! Itteh bitteh alcoholic kitteh committee!