Nobody’s stripes are that perfect. They airbrushed the hussy, I just know it.
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conga ratz, OCM!
Thx Catena! Nies kitteh! ( teh reel wun, nawt teh hussy)
adn dose whiskas luk lyk eggstenshuns!
An theyv bin straitind!
adn tintid! concats, ocm
Thx Gizmo! U be having a gud Sunnedai? Ai heer itz a littlol cuul in TTI tudai.
mai sunnedai sew far has been wurkwurkwurk, sigh. sew ai coms on heer fur a littlol brayk
tis berry cowld in TTI – ai has had tu putt on mai fyr fur teh nawt-sekkund tym in weeks! adn fik soks adn a beeeg wollee jumpur…plees tu be hafin teh sun bak sune?!
hoa is yur sunnedai going? aihopesew yu be nawt sew cowld!
*stokez deh fyre*
**pokez fiyre wif poking stik*
*Sparkz flying up*
U need a snuglee blankee, tu? I just happen tu haz a floffy Cheezpeepz Map blankee here. *rapz Gizmo in blankee*
How bout a hawt drink? wii haz tea
kawfee, hawt chokklit, adn hawt buddered rumz.
aw fankees berry muchlee, mai cween! teh cheezpeepz Map blankee is teh ossum! noa ai is offishalee snuggloled
adn a hawt chokklit is teh purrfict acco…acump…akumpn…fing tu go wif teh blankee.
*gizmo mayks too big mugs uf hawt chokklit, wif fresh wippy creme adn chokklit sprinklols adn a fudgy stik adn sun sinnomnomnom adn a cherri on tawp* ders wun fur yu too – cheez!
Mai sunnedai iz abowt tu be sleaping cos itz arfta eleben. Werk in teh moarning. Nawt cawld, butt(!) cuul tonite.
Bai gizmo an uvver cheezpeeps!
nitenite, ocm! *putts a mug uf hawt chokklit, wif fresh wippy creme adn chokklit sprinklols adn a fudgy stik adn sun sinnomnomnom adn a cherri on tawp on ocm’s bedsyd tablol* sleep well adn haf a gud dai tummorow {{{ocm}}}
It’s fotoshopt!!!!!
bete mi tu eet!
iz okae kitteh, ai lubs yu jus teh wae yu ar!
but maybe you should goes a bit on the gooshie fuds, U is becoming a tubbeh tabbeh
should ready goes a bit easy…
Yup, iz unrealistic eggs pecked tashuns fur teh teenaged kittehs. *nods*
when I wuz a kitten floofeh kittehs wuz considered byootiful…
*but *but ***onli strip cat hav “UNI~C” purr fact.. … . ……. ♪
‘n luk at those ears. Hoo haz ears thet large?
GMTA!!!!
Oh kitteh, you iz way moar beautimus den dat hussie.
And luk at dem eerz, dey nawt deh eerz shii wuz bornd wif!!
It’s dat tail dat gibs ME paws.
@@@@@
just luk at dat DawnKee, now, doze b deh natural eerz!!
Ohai, Kafleen!!!
an bery bootiful eerz dey r tew! *shmoo between teh eerz*
Mebbe kitteh bin hittin teh jym, flecksin thoas peks? Snerk.
*wayves* Oh hai gais! Good Sunday morning to you ! I has a happy cuz we’re goin to church, den to teh….. BUFFET!!
Ohai kafleen! Teh buffets is AWLWAYS gud for teh happy! Enjoy teh noms!
martoonie!!! I hasnt seen u forebber!! u gibbed meh a happy!!
oooo ….. buffay!!! mai huzbinz favrit meal!!
Ai been busy with teh RLS.
*shmoo*
{{{kafleen}}}
Hmph! Aifinkso deres been a lil botox uzed dere tew!
maggyzine kitteh sez “Doan hait meh kauz Ahm bootiful…..an ur sew totalee nawt!”
Hello everybuddee
I has updated my b l o g…
yay! *Gizmo scampurrrs awff tu reed wats been going on inn teh whirld uf teh adorable smudgie…*
Ohai smudgie! Ai tried to read ur blog, but ai got awl distractificated by teh ossumly kewt pickshurs of teh bebbeh kittehs… an ai cud nawt luk away…
Warning! Employ CHRGWDOIs nawt secund!! before viewing!
Teh dawnkee does nawt lie. Those kittens are teh kewtest!
House kitteh has a jelus
**Red comez in, luukin nerbis**
Duz ennywun kno how to bild an ark? I finkso I’m gonna need wun berry soon!
o.O – that sounds like very wet weather!!
here are the instructions for building an ark:
ht tp://www.ehow.com/how_2120468_build-ark.html
*packs powerdrill and skroo driber and orders a tickit for Reds house*
I think u’ll kneed sum help…
Yoo shur yoo wanna get in dis mess, Nenne?
Iz been raynin foar wut seems lyk elebenty dayz!
I need to do sum shawpin, butt I nawt kin swim.
**puts floatees awn kittehs, jest in caes**
*blows u a dingee fur red*
heer yu go! noa yu can shawp adn nawt haf tu swim
*finks abowt in adn paks a few punkchur kits, jsut n cays teh kittehs dyside tu kom along fur teh ryd…*
Fanks, Gizmo!
I nawt finkso teh kittehs will want to go owt in teh rayne. Dey lyk it warm an dry, lyk dere mommy duz!
Alsew, I finkso ifn I get too wet, I mite melt!
*snerk*
rhsb, you isn’t sekritly, IRL, Elphaba de Wikkid Witch ob de West, is yoo?
Nope.
I’m jest dat sweet!
In dat cayse shud yoo shud be de
candyflawssheddedstepbaskit
*packs snorkle and life vest*
That’s ok – I’m ekwipped for it!
Red, ai would help you but ai has mai own ark to build! Teh spring has sprung a leak! (an mai kitchen floor is wetter tahn it should be, dat’s for sure – mai leaky roof, let me show you it!).
Oh noes, martoonie!
Leeky roof iz bad, I finkso.
At leest mebbe yoo can has kleen kitchin floor? Mebbe wii kin come halp yoo wif teh kleen-up?
Hey red, watch owt foar teh kittehs pointy endz wif dere floaties nd yur dingy! Ebbryfing cud go POOF!!!! O.o
Oh dat would be very kind! Ai will provide noms as well as mops! We can has…
Avocados
Banoffee pi
Cheezcaek (sordid kinds)
D…
Drinkies, alcoholical, wif teeny tiny umbrellys
Emptee bukits (nawt frm teh lolrus) tu catch teh drippys
Froot ob awl kynds
Galluns adn galluns uf chonklit martoonies tu sillybrayt teh cleenin
H…
Hawt soop (iz COWLD in heer)
Ice cream (yesh, ai know, ur point is?)
Jelly (teh Brittish kind, to go with teh ice cream)
K…
Kustard, to go wif de jelli
Lemming curd tartz
Merringees, fillold wif banilly creme
N…
Nuts, sordid
Oreos (ai noes dat ai shuddnt, butt(!) ai lubs dem!)
Pineapplol upsidey-down cayk
Quiches, warm
Rum (well, martoonie sed it was cowld…)
S…
Slinga Pore Sings
Tartz
Udder chonklit dez urts
V…
How long can you tread water?
RIGHT!
LOL!!! Bill Cosby rokz!
Iz wun of my fabritist frum him!
Wen yu gitted it built float by heer an pick us up too!! Wii gettin ready tu git lotsa windy and heavy rain in bout 15 min akkordin tu da radar!
Wuts rong wiv teh WeePee tuday?!?!?!
it b normal — oar az close tu noarmal az it ever is — at dis end uv deh innertuubz……. {{{AC}}}
Sum peepz haz had issuez wif deh noo ICHC format. wut it b duing tu u?
*sniff, sob* teh intertoobs hates mii!!! I tryed tu respondify tu yur post butt(!!!) eet cutted mii orf!!!!! P.S. Dats wut happnd befoar band eet wudn mii lawg in tu mai purrfyle eider!
Arg. An naow i cant eben rite purropurrlee anymoar. *sigh*
*patz AC on deh sholder*
Dey haz rearrangifying ur letterz. *nodz* dey du dat tu mii, tu!
There, there. Itz nawt u, itz deh ebil electronz.
We are all airbrushed in some way or another.
Iz beri diep, 5E. Aim sit heer huntin mai airbrushins. Fownd seberal, to mai shaem …
If I were a kitteh, my stripes would be that perfect ;D
O mirra mirra tell mi nauw
Hooz teh farest kitteh, mauw?
“Ai cannot single aut juss wun
U awl iz beautimuss, liek teh sun”
Ees Dat Kitteh a Maine Coon Kitteh?!
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