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It wasn’t until they re-opened the sofa bed that they learned where Pete had been all day. Sheesh. Where’d dey fink I wuz?
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Ai wuz kwite cumfee
con gar ats, anni!
Thx catena!
u an catena goe awf tew teh tybootik an pik urselvs owt a nyce sunndai pressint!
Aifink Ai need a noo flooffee blankie – we haz got wintur bakk in TTI!
Floofee blankee? Gack! Is 90-elebenty degrees here in Merryland and I scream in horror cuz iz only 2 May. Wut will August be liek?
*Faintz in horrur*
iz eh gazillyon degreez heer en kunekteekut, tu! adn huemid!
gack is rite Q. Iz sebenty-free degrees here adn bery hoomid! Adn ai libs in Canada!
wuz 80+ and hoooomid in NJ, dubly-pleh fur me syns ai promised to mowify teh lawn if huzbing doanated teh blud. Stoopy grass, growin allatyme!
u gotta kwit watering it! 8)
Iz nawt us, ai swares! Teh lawn onlee getz teh wadder frum muver nachur (adn libbing bai a lake dere’s lawtz uv watter tew be had).
iz stoopy wintur heer in yewtah tew. dew NAWT want ennymoar! want tew plant teh toemaytoes!
but, duz Tommy want himz toez planted?
eff hee wants innsahlatah cahprehse diz sommer, he duz!
mmmm. duz u grow teh basil, tu?
I’z reedin dis moar den 24 howrs laytur; u wuz awl tawkin abowt tommy toez an basil – an nao I haz a cravin fur peetza Margherita! I’z gonna ordur wun. Iz dere ennybuddy owt dere tu shair it wif me?
We had lo sebenties F lass week. 2dai it’z lo forteez an pleh hebbee rayn neerlee awl dai.
Heer in Ro Dyelin it wuz in foreteez awn Fry-dai butt(!) iz in sebbentiez todai!
Concatumalashuns on ur FP, cinna-crumbs! U can has some berry funnee lolz! *Cattails extends floofy paw uf cheezfrendship to c-c* May ai hav this happitail dans wif u?
Wai, fankzyoo, fankzyoo berymutch, Cattails! *Aksepts paw uv frenship!*
I’z brandee-nu to teh core mentz, howevvur – I kept gettin moderificated befoar – and I’z embarr… (oh, u kno) to admit dat I doan knoz hao teh happitail dans goez! Awl dat tiem lurkin an I nevur lerned it. *snif* *lowerz hed wif shaem again!*
Happitail dansdansdans can bii free-interpretashum ad-lib sorta fing, aifinkso! *Links paws wif cinna-crumbs, Cattails adn anni* Dansdansdans, kikk, whirlarownd, hop hop trip-over-mai-feets…
tumbleroll whoopsy!! *Ai meant to do taht!*
Wheeeeeeeee! *whirlwhirlwhirl, hop hop, skippity skippity* Happitail danssin iz funn! Fanks, u guyz.
if a bit shmooshed…
aiz felun eh bit flat tudae
Qwik! Sumbuddiez get teh bicyclol pump!
Shud wii cawlz deh Fyremenz??
Dass awlwaiz a gud eye deer!
Maybeh we shood cawlz tripplol A.
Amachewer Affletik Assosiayshun?
O, Ai spoze it meenz sumfin els in ‘Merica!
Ai haz a 2 tyred 2 fink – off 2 bed naow.
Gnite ebriwun, g’nite!
It’s da guys dat come fix yer car if you need a tire changed or a jump or watever.
Nite, anni!
Dat b deh Amurikain Autto~mobilee Assosheayshun.
*nods*
He’s lucki to be alive!
But whut happened to his twin, RePete?
kan noe lawnga ComPete.
Hee Petered out?
Him ett awl teh fud an iz naow re-plete
wuz de-pleted
I worz da pleted skirtz in grade skool
soe ddi eye! twelb yerez wurt!
boenliss kitteh iz… boenliss!
Flat cat iz flat!
¡uʍop ǝpʎsdn˙˙˙˙zı ʇɐʞ uʍop ǝpʎsdn
¡¡əɹəɥp pıp n ʇnʍ əəs ı
¡zʍouʞ n zɐ ɹɐɟ zɐ˙˙˙uıɟɟnu ʍǝp ʇuıp ıɐ ¡¿ʇnʍ
¡¡uʍop əpıs ʎddn zɹɐʇɐʌɐ ɥəp ʇıƃ pnʞ ııʍ ʎluo ɟı ‘ʍou
¿sıp ǝʞʎן
Bluez fan, U RULE!!!!!
Dat am deh awsumest!!!!!!!elebenty!!!!!
U win deh Innertuubz!!!
hee hee, fankee! ah’ll bee heer awl week, doan fergit tew tip ur waiters!
Won’t teh wayturs drop teh noms iffn dey getz tippd ovur?
kitteh wud clappitte eff hee had boens inna pawss!
Ai haz wun dat lieks tu hied n da soffie-bed.
Poor little squishycat.
flat felines frequently feel flatulent
Ai haz a kitteh dat wuz offten flatlolent wen he wuz a baybee.
baybee poof?
O beleeeevz u me, dere wuz nuffin baybee-lyk abowt it! Wuzzn’t rly “poof” az much az “POOOOF!” Fat lil roly-poly baybee. Shuda had a “nawt tu be skweezed after mealz” sine.
Phyooooo! It’z a waiy lawng tiem sints PJ sneekded teh bureeto to teh baybee kitteh (I hadz no ideah wut tiem it wuz!) … so aifinks teh POOF haz – wayt fur it – PETERED owt bai nao. Hee hee hee.
*runsawaywivakwikness in caes PJ haz moar bureetoz*
‘Nite!
yoo gotta spatchoolah? ai culd yooze ay littlol halp heer.
When my cats were kittens, at about 4 weeks old, they would sleep in the sofa bed when it was all closed up. In the morning I’d walk into their room and call them, and would here three little *thunks* as they dropped down out of it, the squeezed their little selves out from underneath.
Oh, the days when they were wee…
Deh problem wif Kittenz iz dat
Wen dey growz up
dey becumz a cat!
I finso mebbee dat b Ogden Nash dat sedded dat.
Dat sownds lik Ogden Nash!
Sumtiems I miss wen dey was wee, but(!) sumtiems not so much.
But dey wuz cute nd fuzzy nd wee nd had googly eyes nd sleepd in da cowch.
skwee! ai bet tehy wuz adorimable!
And I can’t believe I wrote “hear” as “here”. Even in lolspeak that’s bad. This language major is ashamed.
*faynts frum shock at a spellin errur*
{{{{{{Bethany}}}}} U am now oh fish ally wun uv us!!!!!
I always figured it was standard lolspeak to miss-match hom o fonz.
It am awlso gud tu findifying az menny suffixifyerz az possiblol!!
Gud won! Suffixifyerz FTW!!
Nappin is serious bidness.
The people who took this had great restraint, even from a picture I wanted to touch that kitty’s belly…. It looks so touchable.
Now dat’s a purrfect example of “paws up.”