Stoopid Cop…. Of course I has a license…..Is on my collar at home…
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Ize Kitteh agent 007, wif a license to kill…wif my cyoot.
*uses ejector seet button to ekskape teh pursewer. Nawt reely cops, but agents ov Goggie.*
uh oh *thunk*
owowowow mi hed hertz!
…. ai diknot cee da oberpass.
conga rats an flamenco felines booklion!
But wat teh hek iz a lol dewin showin up at dis tyme????
Kleerly a sekrit plot on teh part ov GOGGIE…
or else we could blame in on:
Ash frum volcanoes
Backwards-flowing time streams
Catlike regard to time
D…
dr diminto
eurly burdz an der wurmz
french peepz
g…………
Greenhowse gassis
Hoggin teh howerglass
Icy kreem in teh kontrol pannil
Jumpin beenz
Laffin lammas
M….
multi m&ms
noweigin wood
oscer da grouch
p……………..
peeps wot nawt payun attenshun
queshunebbul moatuvz
reellee bad weddah
sum udda goggie
t…
terribul trollz
unfair labor practices (may day today)
virtuel realit
w……………..
Weerd Al Yankovic
xylophone melody madness
yankovic, Frankie
Zinc in the water
Goe git a donnut kopper! An git meh wun wile ur attit. Wif sprinkles!
an wun 4 mii missus inn da backseet. her lubz da appel fridderz.
And mayke those CATNIP sprinkles!
yea, an dried bonito flakies
ai had eh donut dis mornun!
*hangs hed giltilee*
wun donut is okai! a hole box eberdai is annuder matter…
Wait?!! Wut??? haz deh cheezez losted dhere mindz?? wutz wif awl deh wakky timez fur deh postz tuday??
Mebbe is b’cos is teh public hololiday in menne countries? Dunno….
Teh cheezes is teh creeativ! Wiff NEfing, paruntlee.
dey (an us) hazza confuzzled aifinkso!
maibee dis wun uv teh “improovmints” taht duz naw improov fings? noe moar set tymes fer teh lols? ai lyke teh set tymes, iz fun tew see whoo kan git teh nawt-sekkond, even tho iz neber meh
wood wp due dat 2 us peepz? ai fink knot.
den y wood ai ebber notice whad da tyme iz.
Dere wuz a lawn gap erlier 2dai an Aifink PB contaktid WP an dey had a messij up sayin dey wuz awl owt uf teh offis fur teh dai – prap’s dat iz wye fingz hab been awl ober teh plaes 2dai.
I putz dis up heer in onner uv deh Kentucky Derby and awl deh horsez hoo runz tuday. Adn fur awl deh furry critterz hoo lubz tu joyn deh dans.
Run fur deh Rozez
Bornd in deh vallee
Adn raized n deh treez
Uv western Kentukkee
On wobblee neez
Wif mama bside yoo
Tu halp u along
Yoo’ll soon b growing up strong.
Awl deh long, lazee morningz
In pastyurz uv green
Deh sun on ur witherz
Deh wind in ur mane
Kud neber prepare yoo
Fur wut liez ahed
Deh run fur deh rozez so red –
Adn it’z run fur deh rozez
Az fast az u can
Ur fate is delivered
Ur moment’z at hand
It’z deh chantz uv a lifetime
In a lifetime uv chantz
Adn it’z hai tiyme u joyned in
In deh dans
It’z hai tiyme u joyned in
In deh dans –
Frum sire tu sire
It’z bornd in deh blud
Teh fyre uv a mare
Adn deh strenth uv a stud
It’z breeding adn it’z trayning
Adn it’z sumfing un~noen
Dat drivez u and carriez
Yoo home.
Adn it’z run fur deh rozez
Az fast az u can
Ur fate is delivered
Ur moment’z at hand
It’z deh chantz uv a lifetime
In a lifetime uv chantz
Adn it’z hai tiyme u joyned in
In deh dans
It’z hai tiyme u joyned in
In deh dans –
Oh, ai luff taht sawng! Heer bee a gud wun tew…mynd teh spaise! (ai nawt shure taht gonna wurk, iffen it duzznt den sorree ebreewun)
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Oh Stewball was a racehorse, and I wish he were mine.
He never drank water, he always drank wine.
His bridle was silver, his mane it was gold.
And the worth of his saddle has never been told.
Oh the fairgrounds were crowded, and Stewball was there
But the betting was heavy on the bay and the mare.
As they were approaching about half way around,
the grey mare she stumbled, and fell to the ground.
And a-way up yonder, ahead of them all,
Came a-prancin’ and a-dancin’ my noble Stewball.
I bet on the grey mare, I bet on the bay
If I’d have bet on ol’ Stewball, I’d be a free man today.
Oh the hoot owl, she hollers, and the turtle dove moans.
I’m a poor boy in trouble, I’m a long way from home.
Oh Stewball was a racehorse, and I wish he were mine.
He never drank water,he always drank wine.
ai luff Stewball purrformd bye Peter Paul an Mary, wantd tew embed teh bideo butt kant fynd wun awn youtoob
Oh yes!! I lubz deh Stewball tu!!! Iz so funny!!! I uzed tu haz dat song on vine nil!! Mai age, let mii show u it!
*snert* My mahm hazza krazee old stereo (aifink it mite bee retro at dis staige uv teh gaim) taht plais vine nil AN haz a bilt in 8 trak player. Shee haz teh PPM 8trak kassette
AN IT STILL WURKS!!!
I used tu haz a console stereo like dat….. adn it had a hutch wif deh flashy litez up deh sidez dat wuz controlled bai deh muzic frequenciez….. berry cool!! 8)
ai still haz an 8-trak player tu adn lotz ob tapes – eberyfing still works grate. Ai hab lotz ob vinyl albums tu adn 45 RPM rekords. Ai lubs da sounds ob da old stuffs. But ai had CD’s too.
ai lubz dis song! nebba saw teh vidyo, dough!
Dis picshur iz really funneee!
heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Heymesmiss an D.R. an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringd yummy fudjy burfday caeks, cherry caeks wif wippy kreem frosting, iskreem, frooty party punch, baloloons, an goodie bags filled wif glo-in-teh-dark slinkes taht go down AN up, padlolball games taht never miss, kandee, an colur-it-yorself kitteh stikkers wif bokses ob elebenty-eight crayns wif bilded-in sharperner!
an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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Elebenty-eight crayns AN a bilded in sharperner??!! *faynts*
*unfaynts long enuff tew nom a peece uv fudjy caek an wisha happee birfdai tew D-R an Heymesmiss*
A glo in deh dark slinkee dat goez UP!?!?!?
I don’t beleeving it!!
*grabz wun adn setz it at deh bottom uv deh stepz*
Well, I’ll b danged!!!
Wudja luk at dat!!!
It b kliming deh stairz!!!
Uh-oh!!
It can’t stop!!!
Itz kliming deh wall!!!
itz going across deh seeling!!!
Tank u sew much!!
Kiss kiss.
Happee Burfdai D-R !!!11!!! Mai yu hab menni moar !! *Ai luvz prezeez*
Oooo!! Luuk at awl teh goodie bagz !! * Thx Burfday Fairy
*
Letz get intu taht puntsh
!!
aint that always the way it is?
Thanks for the lyrics.
I reeeelly like this cap n pic!!
>^;^<
Hay! Aifink dis kitteh iz Toonces son!
lol, tahts so cyoot an funny
See! This is y we nawt let our Toonces drive anymore.
*dials lcbPhone*
Hello, Irish Halp Desk? O hai, LCB here. My kitteh is thinking of driving in ur country. Mm-hmm, that’s rite. I sed my kitteh. So anyway, he is havening a nap rite now but could u read me teh Irish Driving A Car In Irishland manual? I’ll put u on speaker phone so my kitteh can sleep learn. kthxzoomzoom
ob corse him iz old enuff to hab a lisnese! him iz 4 yeerz old!
Strypee Tukkz Kitteh
shoodz habz cawllurr undurr hurz
chinn. Awllwayz cloass bye!
Strypee Tukkz Kitteh
wawntz 2 getz 2 stoar. Dayrz a
sayl awn Fancee Feestz!!
Strypee Tukkz Kitteh
willz jusstz turnz awn T2h Kewt ifz
enneewun stawpz hurz!!!
Jack.
owr store iz habbing a sayl on fansee feest! but my kitteh iz bizzy taking a nap, so i had to go.
U would think that teh stoopy cops could just use their stoopy raydar guns to read teh kitteh’s microchip. All teh informations is in there. Hmph.
Wayle, izznt dis lol appropryit foar me?
Wun yeer ago dis week-end, I gottid my nawt-sekkund speedin tikkit in my noo car.
Whoo knew dat a Yaris cud go dat faszt?
*vroom vroom*
Ohai, loonurrmommee!
Ubz coarss U hadz 2
goez. Itz Caturday! Kittehz
needz dayr bewtee sleepz!
Kittehz willz gibz U
Legg Rubbinz wenz dayz waykz up
andz smellz t3h fresh Nomz!!
Kittehz will denz wawntz
Chest andz Chinz Rubbinz wyle dayz
maykz planz 4 Lapz Napz!!!
Jack.
oh mai! my very own jack deth ohaiku!! *swoons*
yes, my kitteh gibs me lots ob lubs an leg rubbinz wen him knowz i am getting owt teh fansee feest! an lowd purrz too!
ai dunno wai teh coppur puelled mi ovur.
ai wuz onlee dooin elebenty.
Probablol cause?
prohfylin ai tells yu!