I don’t know if I’m being groomed or prepped.
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Iz berry wurryin
…dunno wever 2 stai oar maek a run fur it
Congratz, anni! Who new da lol wud b on time!!?!
May I offer some decaff tee and some cookeez? *Setz up sordid teez and cookee tray*
Thx, pjp! Ai thort t wuz werf a trie – Aifink it’s teh nawt sekund wun awn tiem 2dai!
Run, Forrest, run!!!
conga ratz fur dinner?
Yay fur deh FurVestFrumLast!!
Thx mai cween!
Shud run in eether case.
ai juss hoap ai tayst pleh.
Meese iz tasty
And iz nice
The fuzzy fur iz
Like a spice
I could just lick im
All the day
And then I’d hug im
As I’d say
“You iz my meese
I love you so
You iz my friend
You ought to know”
He’d hug me back
and stroke my face
and we would sleep
content
paws enlaced
Aaawwww!!! So sweet!!
Lubblee poemtree! Ai lubz it!
O hai, JAJEH! How u is? I was thinking bout u teh tother day.
wut a sweet pome!
Ai wuz finkin dat wii did nawt nom teh rodentals…
Shhhhh…… wut dey don’t noez won’t hurt
demus.Fink Ai’ll go 2 bed naow wile it’s kwyut! G’nite awl!
Gud nite! sleep well, anni!
Super Saver jest winned teh Derby.
Ennywun haz teh munnies awn him?
No wun ai knowz! We wuz awl surp… suppi… in shok heer!
Ai jus luuuvz teh jawkee Calvin BO-RAYL, tho, duzznt u?
kitteh iz givin maus heer a baff!
kitteh furst lick: eewww! u go plai in sewrs, no?
sekkund lick: … mebbe stinky go awai?..
turd lick: der der, uz awlmos cleen nao
forth lick: u has a flavr :3
“turd lick” *snork* (yes i am 40-hmm hmm yeerz old)
very nice kitteh to bave teh mowsie! just remember to to eeting
NOT to eeting!!11! NOT NOT NOT!
suuuure. ai beeleeves yu.
skewz mii, but ur Freudian slip am showing.
U had me at “allogrooming”!
Iz sayed it brfoar, an Iz sayed it agen:
Plz nawt to eeting teh mauses!!!
Whut about nibbling? Can we nibblol on them just a little?
just on thems tiny feets a liddle?
Yesh, plz? Liek in dat Kliban-cat pikshur frum teh Sebbenties?
Kitteh sits awn barstule, playz gitawr an singz:
Love to eat them mousies…
Mousies what I love to eat!
Bite they little heads off,
Nibble on they tiny feet!
Mebbe we kin we jus laff at teh poehm, wifowt akshully nibblin on tehir feetz?
Maus a la Kitteh
1. Lick it and let it marinate in your saliva for a few hours. Your saliva contains disinfectants as well as proteins which will tenderize the rodent.
As a sideeffect the dinner will also marinate in fear, producing that “taste of terror” that you simply don’t get with the preprocessed junk Humans call “catfood”.
2. Add rosemary, a dash of honey and select parts from your “owners” prized garden plants (not for the taste, just to spite them).
3. Now eat it. Break it’s neck first with a carefully placed bite (it’s not nice if it keeps kicking while going down).
4. Place the remains on the doorstep of your inner territory. Flaunt it!
/von Klaws. Cat Gourmet.
am dere an emoticon dat combinez EW adn LOL?? I want it!
howz dat?
Thx nd LOL
!! A vairy Fien Dish 
!!
basted, looks like
Slobber cat sez yer bein’ marinated!