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Dere, dere. Not eberyone can beat teh hare on furst try… like I did.
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iz bilt fur kumfart, nawt fur spede
W00t! W0oty-w00t-w00T!!!
It b a three-way ty!! Race on over tu deh tybooteek!!! Dhere b shinee sparklyy racy kitteh suncatcherz adn windchimez!!! And shinee sparklyy racy turtlol suncatcherz adn windchimez!!! And shinee sparklyy racy rabbit suncatcherz adn windchimez!!!
ooh….shinee!!!
tnx, cweenie!
Ai can haz suncatcher, plzthx ?? * taiks wun ob eetch
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Oooo !! Winchymze !!
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Iz otay, yuu can hab teh winchiem bak, nothxberrimush
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That was adorable!
Thx Kafleen
!!
Robert Johnson 1939 the secret crossroad album later song in the movie with Ralph Machino?.
Ooh, gud wun, 5 Eagles! I’z seed dat muvee tu, aifinks. Itz abowt teh mithlolgical 30th sawng bai R. Johnson? Ai awlso finks ur rite abowt teh blooz sawng – Johnson or mebbe Howlin Wolf (eekawulf!)?
Howlin Wolf Peterson? spent 15 years in jail for murdering his wife’s sister before coming on to the blue stage music scene. Howlin wolf emulated Robert Johnson Mississippi blue delta style for about six months then rock and roll influenced him to a more rocky feeling.
Nawt Peterson, butt(!) Howlin Wolf Burnett. (Dropping lolspeak temporarily.) This Howlin Wolf grew up in NE’ern Mississippi and learned guitar from Charley Patton; when he was actually old enuff to be let into the juke joints, he played with Johnson, Willie Brown and Son House. This is the “Smokestack Lightning” Howlin’ Wolf. I didn’t think he’d been in jail, tho’.
(Back in lolspeak.) Iz dere anudder Howlin Wolf (eekawulf!) dat ai dint kno abowt? Liek wif teh tu Sonny Boy Williamsonses? =)
tee and sympathee
Awwww – sad kitteh haz a sad!
Yeah, because it is teh nice out but his mommeh made hims wear a turtleneck.
Hed desk!
groan ..LOL lolcatburglar came out of her funny shell with that one i fink.
LOL! best yet!
conga rats on yur freewai!!
sad kitteh iz sad
ai haz a imbarassed, ai dunt noe whut ai did tew mai abatar. ai went to teh werd peepz and thot ai did ebryfing ryte. guess nawt huh?
**sizez**
ai iz in da dawrk..
iz da lytez on yet?
ai haz a stoopie aifinso.
Why don’t u think up a good idear? Teh light blub will come on over ur hed!
tew funny lolcatburglar!!
ai iz habin trublez cropping the pikshur mai cween aim shure datz it, jus twyin to figure itz outz maibe tew stoopie! iz der a wai tew git it back da wai it wuz?
Ai fink dat gravatar.com iz being teh stubborn. Ai changed my abatar ober 5 hours ago, and it neber showed up. Ai had to finally add anudder email address to my gravatar.com account, change it tew primary, adn den delete adn re-add teh email address ai yooz awn WeirdPretzel and change it bak tew primary.
**SCHMOO**
**leevz wifakwikness**
Hey, hoo wuz dat fast pucker-er?
**blushis**
Plz to czech ur emayoz.
Nuffin butt dust bunnehs in teh ol’ inbox.
Oh tech tawlk, how xcitin. Butt (!) Red finkso I need a Jitter Bug fone, cause I iz havin troubles wif myne new fone.
My battreez fawl down, go boom.
I know, you warned mii!! Iz otay kause I hadded tu kawl myne sister.
I hate wen myne battreez or barz fawl down an go BOOM!
Deh abatarz goez black sumtimez if deh pixor u b using am berry big. Can u rescale it? oar crop it b4 u upload it tu making it smaller?
lolcatburglar is in a snow storm..
Kitteh adn turtlol…. teh fur-bidden lubs!
it are kitteh/turtlol cuddlol timez. tehr ar no rebuttalz to dis, only cuddles an hugz. oh, an squishes.
I mock you.
Hare tudai; gawn tumorro
!! * chekz mirrar …. *
Skawwttish Foald Kitteh
with lushush gray fur habz a
sad….. Coaldz Windo Sill!
Lizzurd In A Rawk
moobz slowlwwwwwweeeee cuz himz nawtz knoez
ennee uthurr wayz!!
Skawwtish Foald Kitteh
wiff gray fur mayz nawtz Snuggillz
Lizzurd In A Rawk!!!
Jack.
lizzurd in a rawk?? Jack, how u think up deh deeskripshunz am amayzifyng tu mii!!! {{{Jack}}}
Stoopid turdle did cheetz!
Turdle izza cheetah? Ah ha! Dats hao hii win sew fast.
*nods*
*eats some turtles and cheetos*
Can I have some? I brought meat sticks.
Jay an Silent Bob’s food fest. Ok, I bringz milkee wayz an nachos.
luks liek Happycat has run out of happee
Poor kitteh…pryze was cheezburger
sympafetick turdlol is sympafetick.
Taht iz cyuut fotoe…..
Coach Turtlol consoles his athlete with the advice,
“So we din’t win the Wurld Champeeyunships. We’s get gold medal in 2011enty Limpiks, u see.”
Hare’s da fing. I onlee lost cuz I feld aslweep.
Waik-up slo coatsh
!!
Waik-up WP !! * Wairz aor nyu LOL, plzthx ?? *
Dass wat Ai wuz wundrin! Aifink dey aer awl sleepin in ‘coz it’s Caturdai!
Wel, ai hoap wi get anubber berri ufny wun sew peeplol wil stai
!!
Wotz yor Caturdai lyk, Anni ?? Wuz sunnee n windee in Melburn !!
Rayned obernite, sunny erlyer, clowdy naow – an a lawt cooler dan lass week! Tipiklol fur a Bank hololidai weekend!
My neece nd hur BF hab gon to Dover faw teh weke-end !! Tehy gon tu TTI faw twu yeerz larss munf nd shi gawt a jawb in Lundin orlredi !! Ai hoap shi lykes twu summas in a row !!
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* Yu prolly parst hur in teh ohai street
Possiblol! But dere aer 63 millyun peeplz in teh UK, soe teh chansis aer nawt ohai!
Taht’z a lawt at teh fish n ship shawp on Friedegg nites
!!
An dey aer awl in teh kyoo in frunt uv me!
Speeken ob qqqq’s, ai wen tu claym a docta’s bil at teh gubermint medicair plais yeztaday !! Teh Q tikkit masheen waz borkt adn wi awl qqq’d up owtsied wile tehy fikst it !! Tehn wi awl tuuk a tikkit nd wen in n sat daon in roze liek teh hairpawt wayting aria !! Teh cownta wimmens luuked at us nd wi luuked at tehm nd teh compyewter slolee sed teh numbaz, wun bai wun !!
“Tikit WUN SEBEN WUN cownta FREE”
“Tikit WUN SEBEN TWU cownta wun”
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nd sew awn !! But, NO-WUN MOOOOVED cos tehse wer awl tikits teh fixifyer had taiken nd did nawt bilawng tu ENNY ob us paw wayting
suckerscuztomerz !!It wuz teh silleh nd yet funneh nd yet sad taht teh masheens had wun nd starf nd cuztomers wer sitting tehre waysting tehir tiem til the compyewter ‘nowncer fynelly red daon teh list tu teh tikkits wi had in aor hans
!!
* Sutsh iz Porgress
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Ain’t teknololojee wunnerful!
Ai spoze it’s tiem 2 gib up hoepin fur a noo lol. Beddur do sum howsewerk!
Gib it fiev moar minuets .. * yu nebba kno
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Ohai PB an Annipuss!
LOL iz lawst ai sea!
Ur stawry remynds me ov yeers ago wen ai yoost tu sit in teh Senterlink awfiss an wayt, wiel the tikkit nummers waz cawld owt foar teh littlol kidz hoo presst teh buttin elebenty tiems!!
Yuu taik tehir tikkit nd tehy taik yor sawl ….
!!
* Ebning OCM !! Hao u iz ?? *
Ai iz fyn, PB. Noe LOL – heer iz wun ai mayd. Tawpiklol fer meh.
ht tp://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/3/5/129122793192188865.jpg
Yu mene tihs wun wi can voet awn
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ht tp://cheezburger.com/View/3256546560
ufny, OCM!
duyd….weerjd yu put mai LOL?
Lukks liek Ai wuz rite 2 gib up! Ai haz hooberd teh upstares, pripaird an nommed mai lunsh an washt up – an still noe noo lol!
Ime startin tu fink ai cud get twu cotez ob paynt awn teh haus ….
* If ai wontid tu, ob corss
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Ohai Catena! Gonna start a nypo fred coz tihs wun iz getting two lawng an unwheel dee.
gud eye deer!
Aive luukt nd Ai donut tihnk teh LOL iz in mai :
Attik
Boot ob teh car
Cubbord
Daonstares
E..
Elavatah
Fridj
Garaaj
Haiboi
I…
Eevs ov teh haus
Flore bords, unnder
Gayms ruum (if ai had wun!)
Hothaus in teh gardin
I…
Ice boks
Junk ruum
Kitshen
Liberry
M..
Mess in teh spair ruum
Neer teh bruum cubberd
Ober teh fens, nekks dore
Pot plantz awn teh frunt pawch
Q…
Qwiklime *berried*
Rumpuz ruum
Stare well
TeeBee Gide
U..
Unda teh matt
Verander
Woshingk masheen
Xaclee wear it shood be
Yes, ai lukkt tehre two!
Znawt ennywear at awl…
Yay faw uss
!! Taht woz a neezy list fur a chainj !!
* Ai nebba enni gud at teh fud alfamabeticlols .. *
Eben tihs kitteh luuks anoid bi teh missign LOL ..
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* Worning, SPLORTABLOL kitteh .. *
Berry an oid in dede! An in knead ov a eye wosh. Floofy kittehs diffiklolt tu kepe cleen.
Tahts troo !! Wi had a purzhin wen ai wuz yung nd hur wud nede treetmint fur twu fings: ize nd floof knotz !!
!!
Sumtiems hur wud catsh hur teef in teh fluff unda hur chin nd get stukk !! Wuz terriblol tu sea !! Wi had tu cut teh notz wib sissorz witsh iz nawt eezy wiv a skirmy angree kittee
Ai hav a verry floofy purrshan naymd Max. (see pics) Him hazza furrcut twies a yeer. Yoost tu pai elebenty munnees foar it, butt(!) ai bort a lektrik clippa an nao we du it. Much skwerming an noys , butt(!) him nebber bytes. Iz a lazee kitteh sew taht halps.
Relaks wib Max !! * Wuz an awld cuvva band, aifink *
“11 piece afro beat funk cover band” in Melbourne
Arr memreez ( yu can play taht heer: )
ht tp://www.mp3.com.au/artist.asp?id=22737
Okae…mus goe aot tu run sum erruns suen!
Wi prolly stil luukin wen yu getz bak
!! Bai fur nao !!
Bai Catena!
Has anyone tried contacting the cheezes?
Apart frum me!
Sawree Anni, no !! * Ai tihnk teh cheezis hab sed anubber tiem taht tehy shedyool tehm nd WP sumtiems fayle tu poast ‘em
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Cheezis bi waikin in frite nao
Ai noe it iz WP hoo put dem up, but we doan’t hab ennee wai uv contaktin dem, sept throo teh cheezes!
Kell Sir Prize
Chek tihs owt !! Tehy iz “owt ob teh offis fer a fyu daiz” !!
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Well! Dey mite hab towl us dey wuz goin 2 leeb us in teh lerch! Oar leff sumwun 2 put teh lolz up. *Shaeks fist at WP!*
Spoze Ai’ll hab 2 do sum moar howse werk!!!
Ive bene tie-pin’ sum leeglol dokumintz, sew isle kepe awn wib taht !! Bai !!
U cood alwais du myne, Anni!!
Ai juss put a kweschun awn teh werdpress honcho’s blog – hoo is lukkin arfta Cheezburger site wiel u ar at wordcamp?
Aifink dey shud hab warnd us!
Fingaz x’d faw the nekst wun off teh blok !!
Nawt be teh nawt-sekkund tiem dey hav mayd a chaynj wivowt adbizing teh peeps.
Nowun at hoem at cheez towurz eever!
Waaah! Ai wanna noo lol!
{{{Annipuss}}}
There, there. *pat, pat*
We AWL want a gnu LOL.
Butt it be Furst of May.
Yes, it is! It’s Labor Day!
Effurywun has gone Away?
Only us is here to stay …
Funny pic! Run cat, run!
OMCC!! Ai onlee naow, obber a week ladur, seeing dis lol! Fanks, SSBPK!
OOOHHH foldie kitteh and cheleonian, mai too faborite fings! (sigh)
Ai lykz dis wun beddur