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Check mate.
Nobuddee can plai nao.
wal, yu kud play pay-attention-tu-teh -kitteh. Jus nawt chess.
Kitteh wood liek taht gaym bedder aifinkso. Ohai Carosue!
ohai! SOrry I did nawt reply rite awai. I wuz at the Rummage sale. It wuz awesum! I bot 70 buks!
ai can plai? pleeeeeeese?!
concats tu yu, ocm, adn awlso carosue, anni adn nenne! plees tu be halping yurselvs tu fresh, hawt cawfee, adn sum still-warm-frm-teh-oven scones. ders budder adn jam tu! injoy!
Scones!!! Ofanks Gizmo! Ai lubb scones. *spreds jam an creem awn wun* Nomnomnom. Iz Debbinsher suppa!
yur welcome! aifinkso ai has tu go adn du sum prepyrashun fur a bit noa
butt (!) it has been seeeew much fun tu tayk a brayk adn come play for a littlol whyl – fankees tu awl uf mai cheezfrends fur teh gud wishces fur mai viva {{{cheezfrends}}}
Bai Gizmo. Lubblee tu hav u bizziting. Beems fer Choosdai!
bye bye – see u soon!!
Congrats, OCM!
Thx Anni! Hao u bee todai? Did it be rayning oar sunee?
Bit uv bofe! Rayned obernite and haz been sunnee, but moar rayn awn teh wai – tipklol Bank hololidai wevver in fakt!
Charleston chikkins tu u, OCM!!!
Is time for sum noms and sips!
Sum roobarbfingi wif eye screem:
ht tp://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/database/bakedgingerparkinwit_83900.shtml
sum cherie moofins wif lime eye sing
ht tp://www.bbc.co.uk/go/homepage/d/int/food/top/6/-/food/recipes/database/cherrymuffinswithlim_86259.shtml
an a lite salad for the saboree lubbing peeps:
ht tp://www.bbc.co.uk/go/homepage/d/int/food/top/5/-/food/recipes/database/crunchypeppersaladwi_90718.shtml
and the joose bar is opin, and the teetrolley is fille wif refrosh hot broos
Enjoy!
Thx Nennepus! *ads sum nies roobarb fingy tu scones awn playt* Wat a feest we ar having tunite!
bop bop a rebop roobarb pie
Prairee Home Companion ref!!! w00t!
*nod nod nod*
an cumfertible, tu!
An stops ur battlolz
rite inda middlol of the action!
Sentir ov at tenshun!
Just az it shud b!
berry floofy kitty!!!
dey’s gonna need tu dust teh board ifn dey want tu play after teh kitteh has muved…!
An doze iez! Splort-alert elebenty. Get teh CCC charjd up!! *madlee marks maffs tests tu distraktify frum beautimus kitteh*
*announsir voyse*
Wii haz secretly replaiced OCMz test paperz wif floofy kittehz. Let’z see if shii notissez.
*tikk, tikk, craws, tikk* …..wait…. wat?….arghhhh! Ded frun teh cyoot!
SPLORT!
Whair iz dat CCC???
*Lukz rownd
*lukz skware
*lukz up
*lukz down
Oh, heer it b.
*dreag, drag, drag deh CCC over tu D.R.
*rummij, rummij rummij.
*gitz owt wisk bruum and dust pan
*sweepingz awlla braynez intu a neet pile
*and skoopingz dem up in deh dust pan
*rinse deh braynz wif sum fresh spring water
*gently pak dem bak in deh hed
* adn rearrange deh braynium bonez bak intu plais.
*installz a fresh CHRG
Dis wun haz lubblee pixorz uv … um … uh … mebbee dese b cactus plantz? *mumblolz:*Hooz ben drawing deez fingz??
Hav a nice chokklit possum and a chokklit martoonee. Rest heer in deh Splortz Recubbery Ward till u feeling bedder. ‘k?
Thx cweenmj. Ai herd it wazza trap….nao hoo wood du taht?!
Ohhhhh a Swiss cheese burger would go down very nice right now, with a side of unyen rings. And a strawberry mikshake.
hummmm… ai finks mai nekst hollydae is in da switzerladn… dere ai will goes snorgloling *nods*
Aifink Ai muss be straynj – Ai daon’t liek tuchin lawng hares, hoomin oar aminlol. It maeks me shudder!
*pulls up a chair next to Anni*
I know what you mean – for me it’s curly hair on dogs that makes my skin jidder. The texture is just wrong or sumfing
*(nods nods in agreement and understanding wiv Anni
Ai aer glad Ai aer nawt alown!
Nebber aloan in Cheezland Anni!!!!
Troo, dat!
Ai dun gno if dis related oar nawt, but my skin crawls wen ai tuch wet sox frum da warshin masheen. Espeshully teh wooly kind.
*ewwwbrrrruuughh*
[shivers]
aifinsko ceeling cat maeded u dis wai… so ai cud habs moar of da lawng hair kittehs adn guis for meh
Yesh…..ebrywun lieks diffrent fings. Ai lubbs teh lawng hare kittehs, sept wen teh furr getz up mai noes, liek wiv mai nyooest kitteh. Berry fyne hare.
Ai nawt liek teh herry men tho – well nawt awn teh bodee liek a herry bakk. Kwite lieks lawng hare on peeps tu lukk at tho.
hehe… lawn hare onna bakk offa gui wud bees… uhmm… nawt so… funneh… egg-sept iffn u is allowded 2 gibs him a back brazilliun? *cough* uhmm… nebber miend.
Mai dadcat wuz berree hayree awl ober – himz naem wuz Harry!
Herry Harry!
*suddinlee sober thot* Ai miss mai dadcat….himz naym waz Bob.
{{{{{{Dadcats}}}}}}
*snerk* did him ebber ees harry adn de hnnersons?
sees ai mented… nawt ees *sigh*
{{{{om}}}} lovded ones nebber bees reeleh goen as lawng as sumone finks of dem
Neer mai haus izza Poinciana tree an mai dadcat shewed it tu me, sew ebry tiem ai pars it ai fink ov him.
Mai mumcat ai rememba abowt ebry tiem ai lukk at mai sun oar maisalf inna mirrer. Saym fais.
Siobhan haz we meetid? Ai fele liek we haz, butt(!) nawt wont tu be rood an nawt offer welcoms *extends floofy paw tu giv ohai 5 tu Siobhan*
shaeks floofeh paw. aifinkso we habs met afor… butt(!) ai seldum habs da tiem 2 does much heerz. is alwis lurkin dough adn habbin lawts awf fun reeden da cheezpeeps cawmints
is nies hao u is rememmerin ur parints. aifinkso is importunt 2 habs plaeces oar fings… or eben sawngs or whutebber 2 rememmers sumone bai… eben do sumtiems eet miet be sad… aid raddur crie sumtiems den nawt bees ablol 2 rememmur da good tiems.
*Nods* Yesh.
Ai hoep ai nawt offend Anni abowt her dadcat, Harry. She haz disapeerd. U stil heer, Anni? Sawree if ai sed teh rong fing.
Ai had 2 go fur mai affernune snakk. Noe uffense taekin!
Dunno iffn him seed harry an teh hennersuns Nawt shore iffn dat showz in TTI and him haz been gon 15 yeerz
Noap – noe chesss foar yu untyl yu fikks mai dinnur – gushi inna bowlol of cheez fawndoo wyl du nyselolee, fangyuberimeowtch!
Dis be de mos intrestin opinnin chess gambit what I evah seed…stalemate!
luks lyk staremate, aifinkso.
Stalemate! Ov cors! *wispurrs* can u kepe a sekrit? Tahts wat ai ment in mai nawt-sekkund up teh taupe, butt(!) ai tieped teh rong fing!!
Tu warreng fakshuns
Tern tu nagoeshiashun
Kat enforsus peis
Purrhaps dis will peak kitteh’s partisan interest
[Queen's knight tew kitteh's tushie 4]
Careful wif yor neggst move kitteh
lest yew go frum nootrul tew nooterd
Awww. It seems dat teh poor kitteh can’t ketch uh brake.
Coincidentally, hii wuz jest asked tew leave a large
hotel lobby coz hii wuz bragging abowt hiz tushie bits.
Teh hotel manager sed hii culdn’t hab kitteh
boasting hiz chess nuts in an open foyer.
*heddessk*
“502 Bad Gateway”
Uh, where’s the image?
Roger that TGB you have clearance on runway 512 hard left,
remain tilted at fox charlie one go around to one 5 seven. OUT.
Wuts wuz dat vector Victor?
Ovuer!
Huh?
Vector is 30 degrees come about to one niner 4, stay in a holding pattern until Zulu is clear . OUT.
All stations nativeca66 has the ball.
Ooooo bownsy! *bownse bownse bownse bownse bownse bownse*
Huh? Oh rite. Roger! Wut?
Clarence on runway 512?!? Wuld sumwun git him awf teh Tarmac?
Also has eggselent choklit.
Adn gorjamuss mowntinz … wif teh gorjamuss skee inskrukturz
*swuunz*
[pawn-ders a wurld wifowt Swiss choklit]
Wut uh knight-mare!
Nootrul and Nooterd
Chess-shire cat.
OMG! I hope the person that took the pic reads this! That looks EXACTLY like my kitty I gave away a few months ago! She ran away from her new owners! I’d love to know where this pic was taken!
LOL nootrul