Butt(!) hab yoo notissed dat de cloathes dat dey is waring now is juss liek de cloathes we wuz waring den. We shudda kept dem and nawt cleered de wordroab, wee cud orl hab maed a forchoon wif our ‘Vintidge cloathing’.
In de aytiz ai habd neybors dat wud plai dis LP beri lowd. Ai wud heer it throo de wallz. Wen dey moobed away ai had go an buy myslef de LP. Den wen CDz caem in ai had to weight till it wos releesed so ai cud buy it agen.
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KC, Iz much weal wird lyk catmoeflahge & camoflolj & camlolflarg. AI sur de iz awl in e beeg book ob de werds. Chameleating mus be in book aifinkso…..ai pulls beeg book down an it un flor. Nowz ai puss paypr wif mai pointy parts an fin. Iz bery inztulecktually currimuss tunite. tu….to…toona..oya furgetz it …ai mus hab nowishment fur be bwaniac….toona….{{{{toonanums}}}}
Ai fink is Rusty Spotted Kitteh. Dey lives in India an Sri Lanka an is classififf — claffis — animal census peeps say dey are Vulnerable to being stinked.
Camlolflarj!
Camoflolj?
catmoeflahge!
ghCnrAueMruOfrFeuLnvAurGvtErh
.
*puts catnip on the capitlol letters tu help yu reed teh sekrit messij*
Oh! Ai liek dis game.
43 61 6d 6f 66 6c 61 67 65
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əƃɐlɟoɯɐɔ
em ot sdrawkcab lla s’tI
an conga ratz to awl six nawt-secconds.
Nap tyme zzzzzzzzzz
know kan c mii
♫ Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon ♫
*Waivez oh hai tu boy george!*
Dhe 80z am so far away!!!
Yesh, speshually wen ai luk in teh mirrer
U & meh boaf, sistur.
mii free, aifinkso, a looooong tyme. ai twyes tu nawt lookz in da mirrer TTC!
I was laughing with a friend today about I used to buy clothes and shoes for looks, now I buy for comfort!!
ai iz old but mai kittehz lubs mii newai.
Butt(!) hab yoo notissed dat de cloathes dat dey is waring now is juss liek de cloathes we wuz waring den. We shudda kept dem and nawt cleered de wordroab, wee cud orl hab maed a forchoon wif our ‘Vintidge cloathing’.
Ai still haz sum uv dem.
Ai iz waytin fur teh shoulder padz to be bak in fashun. Ai lubz shoulder padz!
Leg-warmers.
Shoulder warmers!
Also leg pads. No, wait, that’s all my legs.
*waddles off to watch Legs of Steel video*
you am sew ryte AO,
*wispurz ai dident keepify onacownta ai fink dey got littloler*
Dat wud be de folt ob de dricleenas, aifinkso.
**nods**
aifinkso tew dat must bee it
Yes, dat must bee it. Teh dricleenas mayded a 6 to a 10 (sumtymes a 12!!!!)….nao hao deh due dat?? Bad dricleenas!!!
Tahnk hebbens fur lykra, is wot ai sez.
[czechs trunk tew mayke shur parachute pants awr still there]
Yup, rite ware ai left dem.
Did u check for ur backup parachute pants?
Whut about ur golden parachute pants? Huh?
Dats just silly.
[pushes up sleeves awn linen jacket]
But, how will ai coordinate wif my Swatch Watch?
Doesn’t u has about elebenty Swatch watches?
*yoink!*
I mean, elebenty minus one?
Yabutt nun dat match my anklolz.
Mehbee iffn ai combine teh pale caucasian wun
wif teh androgenic hair colored wun.
Hey! Hoo tuk my albumen Swatch?
SQEEEE!!ai member doze doze wuz da coolest, ai member doze
**haz a imberrassed**
aiz stawtin tu repeatrepeat maiself. dis can’t bee guud.
Its okay, TJsmommy, ai hab startid to furget wot peeps hab tollod me orlmost as sun as dey hab sed it. Dis orlso can’t be gud.
Its okay, AO, ai hab startid to furget wat ai tollod peeps orlmost as sun as ai hab set it. Dis iz definitlee nawt gud.
P.S. Ai orlso furget wat ai jes tollod peeps.
Sorri, wot wos dat?
Ai is a rokk…
Ai is a iiiland
♫ …Ai is an aiiiiii-aiiiiland! ♫
shallol we bee an arkipeligo?
(ai eben refroshd befor postin… we musta bin in teh saym sekund!)
An dyooet. Ai juss bin wotchin abowt PSimun in doin de myoosik in SEffrica in de aytiz. I can haz dimunds in de souls ob mai shoos?
Why nawt?
Isthmus bii uh gud way tew looz doez walkin blues.
Weeyre goin to Graysland, Graysland
In Memfis 10nissy, Weeyre goin to Graysland
…adn he wawkd teh lenff ob hims dayz unner afriken skyez ♫
Ai lubs dat hoal album!
In de aytiz ai habd neybors dat wud plai dis LP beri lowd. Ai wud heer it throo de wallz. Wen dey moobed away ai had go an buy myslef de LP. Den wen CDz caem in ai had to weight till it wos releesed so ai cud buy it agen.
Ai haz dat whole concert on bideo. It wuz a bery gud wun. Espeshully wif Miriam Macaba (bad spelolings – but ai fink you know who ai mean?).
Ai didnut noe dat dere wos a bideo, willol hab to luk owt fur a copee.
Where iz he?
Has sumwun bin yoinkin teh kitteh owtta teh lol agen?
He’s almost inwizable!
*tiptoez awaywiffaquietness*
Ai kant sea no kitteh … ?? !! ??
me eever ai only seez da roks. nofing elze in dah picshur
Chameating chameesburgas?
No – is eating chamels!
Chameesburgas less chooee.
aifink teh liddlol pinkee noez gibs him awai…
Kitteh drawed by prehisotric peeps on walls ov teh cave in Lascaux…pruf ov kitteh dominanans throo the centureez.
Grafkitteh
WANT!!! Can I takye this kitteh home?
Wut kitteh? Awl ai see iz rox.
Kitteh? Nope, I has nawt seen.
Ownli iffen yu can fynd teh kitteh… …and den fynd yore howm…
Teh latter iz eezy.
omboz aykit
Plz nawt tew eet Camille lawng tiem kitteh.
Wut shii dew tew yew N-E-way.
Halp!!! when ai tri tu go tu make teh lols ai get sended tu teh yellow paiges fur mishe gunz. Ai nawt want tu cawl ennewun in mishe gunz.
Nawt can get teh link tu teh cheezuz tu wurk either.
Try terning it off n on … ??
* cleers teh DNS cache *
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Obviusly, yore ideas foar lols aer tuu good adn hoemlantern defense niids tu portekt teh intertoobs from dem.
oh noez, ai musta dun somfing wrong aifinso, ai wuz twyin to make a abatar stoopie mii
*bokz hed aginst wall*
“Chameleating” should absolutely be a real word.
ackshully, he just looks really constipated…
KC, Iz much weal wird lyk catmoeflahge & camoflolj & camlolflarg. AI sur de iz awl in e beeg book ob de werds. Chameleating mus be in book aifinkso…..ai pulls beeg book down an it un flor. Nowz ai puss paypr wif mai pointy parts an fin. Iz bery inztulecktually currimuss tunite. tu….to…toona..oya furgetz it …ai mus hab nowishment fur be bwaniac….toona….{{{{toonanums}}}}
and beein extweemshly fluffy at same taimz…mrrrrr prrrr
Amur leopard? Less than 50 remaining in the world.
Amur lepperd looks liek much bigger kitteh.
Ai fink is Rusty Spotted Kitteh. Dey lives in India an Sri Lanka an is classififf — claffis — animal census peeps say dey are Vulnerable to being stinked.
h t t p://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rusty-spotted_Cat
Oh, ai is waaaaaay offs. Thanks for teh link.
hahaha